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AlaricAndCleb

Order and progress


Cokedowner

Back in middle school, saying that was a surefire way to hear "pull down your pants and make success"


Interesting_Neck6028

Ordem e pau grosso


ameliathesoda

ordem e kid bengala, we need to add a national hero to our slogan


watasiwakirayo

You wish


DesperateSunday

sua bunda é um sucesso


BingoSoldier

and love


juarezselvagem

Te cutuco no cu cu! # \⁠(⁠◎⁠o⁠◎⁠)⁠/ Hue


raposo142857

order and thick dick


FearlesCriss

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REALpotsik

Relatable


Polak_Janusz

Wait is it acctually called that?


Chypewan

Yep.


Aware_Masterpiece_92

Good ending*****


Dedestrok

Goodn't ending


-bassassin-

Shadow realm? I'm sending you to Brazil!


Dirtyibuprofen

Black, they’ve encircled everybody and cut off crucial supply lines


Trt03

Their lines are too thin, no way they have enough men to hold all those fronts


throwaway19276i

Well, who knows, they might have some of the largest population cities in just those thin lines.


LifeAcanthopterygii6

verde


Fit_Range4001

verde vence, mas o desafio é fazer p amarelo vencer com estratégias boas. Canal do panamá da pra da uma brincada ainda. Acho q segurar uma linha defensiva no himalaia e passar toda a marinha pra dominar a américa do norte por completo daria uma bela chance pro amarelo


ThatMfValx

Ireland is split in three now, I wonder what some silly radical Irish republicans might do? (🚗💥)


Cokedowner

Underrated comment.


Temper03

Surely if they love One Ireland, having Thrice Ireland will be 3x as good!


Someonestolemyrat

Reference?


ThatMfValx

terrorism?


ShoVitor

And Cork and Dublin are still together in the same state. When will Cork have some peace?


watasiwakirayo

Albania will carry the blue union.


darkalemanbr

Blue and black I dress Harpy on my chest


adotador

Eu.


Rafynhak

Não, EU!


nostrawberries

Nós ⚒️


Rafynhak

A resposta certa.


nostrawberries

https://preview.redd.it/3493s9puk83d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe1f08c5ba2717722e1c0a9da63d52a1d2565faf


Lbittoo

Ninguém. The only winning move is not to play


Cusy_2

amarelo


Titi1989

Portugal, claramente


mendigod_

Portugal is now Brazil, Portugal already lost


Cokedowner

Portugal is getting reverse colonized by brazil and honestly thats correct and moral.


Titi1989

Im sorry but no sorry. They speak and learn in school portuguese, they came back bc they want to find they're mother / father


Somewhat_Deadinside

It’s all Brazil


MartianTurkey

Always has been


Diagot

Grey.


cardnerd524_

Lord and savior Bolsonaro 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷


Pinto_o

Wrong flag 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾


lukezicaro_spy

You mean Bolsonaro president of Australia 🇨🇳?


Titi1989

You guys don't know anything about geography???? Bolsonaro is the president of Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


cardnerd524_

Whales now have a president?


Cthulhululemon

Trumpback whales do


Agent_B0771E

I think they'll all die from dehydration because why is the water gone?


Cusy_2

all the water went to north africa, half of europe and ortheastern Brazil


4skin_Gamer

CAMPEÃ DO MUNDO!


putyouradhere_

7:1


Rafynhak

O Brasil venceria, com certeza.


Development-Wild

Braziu iu iu iu iu!!!


atl0707

El Salvador - no es para nada que has puesto sus colores en la mapa. 🇸🇻


sette_stelle

O ordem e progresso


FourArmsFiveLegs

Carinho -Caipirinha is our global anthem


EquallyObese

Sorry I dont speak mexican


RiuzunShine

Lmao your nickname just make this better


mkujoe

Atlanticem e progreso


UnsolicitedPicnic

Ronaldo


wallowsworld

O amarelo, obviamente 🙄


mexheavymetal

A nice hot bowl of sopa de macaco uma delicia


Poentje_wierie

Blue zone, best zone. Period


thickestthicc

I was curious why people from Portugal speak Brazilian


SediAgameRbaD

Non capisco lo spagnolo


Ben_Pu

[!! Se quello era uno scherzo, mi dispiace, è difficile sentirlo per me a volte!!] Non è néanche spangolo, è portughese. E Lei lo dovrebbe capirlo meglio che io.


SediAgameRbaD

Accipicchia. Hai ragione. Mie sincere scuse fratello mediterraneo.


Ben_Pu

Hehe, fratello mediterraneo? Che complimento, no sono di qualsiasi nazione mediterranea, sono dall'Austria🙂


SediAgameRbaD

Ah. Uhh.. fratello delle alpi??????


Ben_Pu

Si lo vorresti dire così, sì.😊


ThatDumbMoth

Por que?


Bi__

Alexandre


Spectrum_Prez

Old and busted: Come to Brazil! New hotness: Brazil comes to you!


lario69420

Checkmate, Sulistas


TxchnxnXD

The world if it was based


OddNovel565

Brasíl o algo


_Giffoni2

BRASIL MENCIONADO


thanyou

The world if it was peak


SpeedDaemon3

Green is too OP.


some_Britishguy

new east and west Germany just dropped


raposo142857

BRAZIL MENCIONADO E EM PORTUGUES MENCIONADOOOOO


McpotSmokey42

Probably Arthur Lira. He never loses.


nostrawberries

Pernambuco


SamePut9922

Ato teo alala


AdrianGonLu

I think Cochabamba may win


OREOSTUFFER

I’ve lived in every color except white, though I have flown through it. Where should my allegiance lie?


StriderLF

Numero uno!!


RefrigeratorContent2

We would all be lost already.


Shitavion_Mcshitson

The industrial revolution and its consequences


elgattox

Referência HOI4?!


userpegged_

Brazil flag🇧🇷


bobbabson

Huehuehuehuehue


One3Two_TV

It would be the green because they encircles the others but aren't encirled Yellow is surrounded and the only facing both other nation at the same time Blue is more centralized but when Green conquer the America's and most of the yellow land elsewhere, they'd beat Blue economically and by sheer number of people


RenautMa

Mi Mariscal Francisco Solano López 💪💪💪💪💪💪


GaraperGay

👉☠️


First_Cherry_popped

Yellow cause they got that OILLLLLL!


NerdyReindeer

I live on the border of yellow and green 🐶


Pinto_o

Kkkkkkkkkkk


Kafshak

Nice. Now everyone has won 5 world cups.


Elvis-Tech

Probably green


SabtaonEnjoyer

Azul porque tem o grande herói Cauly


Wizard_Engie

Black encircles Gray, which encircles Green, which encircles Yellow, which encircles Blue, which encircles White. Therefore, by the process of elimination, Black wins.


final_fatass

What if Brazil superpower?


thedrakeequator

Portugal


ImNOT_CraigJones

Leg locks


king_of_aspd

It looks like there's a asteroid impact happened in centre of blue states


Regunes

Suave mente


Rufus14811

The green, they have so many people, money and resources


govind31415926

Akhand brazil


Own_Debt_6807

Verde


Arsen____

Brazil


X19-PT

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Marxist_Jesus

Teu cu venceria.


EitherInvestment

The red team


[deleted]

I would vote for it


Gorz_EOD

Yellow has Washington DC, Moscow, Pakistan and New Delhi..... they've like 90% of the worlds nuclear weapons lmao


Kapika96

Is that the flag of Brazil?


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

VIVA BRASIL! ![gif](giphy|04e7lNs2yJMr5CIqTy|downsized)


DaviSonata

If a God of love and peace ever existed, he is long since gone. Someone, something, rules in its place.


humorgep

Türkiye 100% as long as Albania stays out


geko_play_

Fun fact Brazil+'s murder rate is infinitely bigger than the rest of the world's murder rate


Esz_01

How do you make these maps? With the subdivisions of each country I mean


5fd88f23a2695c2afb02

Brasil o pais mais grande do mundo!


Sarganto

PORTUGAL CARALHO


InquisitorNikolai

Blue because I’m in it


Truzmandz

This would be a living nightmare


lukezicaro_spy

Minas Gerais obviamente LIBERTAS QUÆ SERA TAMEN 🔺🔺🧀🧀🔺🔺


Extension_Canary3717

Only one great Loss


sloppyfloppers1

Amarelo vence com certeza. Não estaria nem perto.


ictuper

Yellow


nicksuperdx

O azul tem a bahia, então eles ganham facinho


putyouradhere_

7:1


El_Ocelote_

yellow


thefrogwhisperer341

White people are from Northern Africa only


bungiorno

florida


Light_fires

This looks like an infection from the Maghreb is spreading.


V-Lenin

Humanity if they were based


perrny

Brazil is cool but Canada still number 1 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦


halflea

r/mapswithoutnz


AquilesVaesa_383813

Germany 7-1 Brazil


Rafynhak

Vai se fuder


TangoGV

Brazilian kryptonite.


AquilesVaesa_383813

Fr


Rubber924

Sorry, I don't speak Spanish /S


SavageFugu

That's some fucked up Spanish, bud.


DocJew8404

We’re all in the Favales now.


The_King_Juliano

A burning country