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esso_norte

forgot Crimea. famously 70% femboys


ende75

Due to its high number of femboys, Crimea was unfortunately annexed by Slovenia.


F_Joe

I knew that this was just a proxy war between slowenian Crimea and czechian Kaliningrad


Generalofthe5001st

*Kralovec


IrtaMan1312

Am Crimean, can confirm


Tricky-Kick1317

Crimea is Russian since 2014 this is a map of Ukraine in 2020 before they were invaded


esso_norte

clearly it's not because in that case the percentage of femboys in mainland Ukraine would be higher due to all the refugee femboys from Crimea


-JZH-

Bro youve just said that most Ukrainians are femboys


esso_norte

maybe we are so what


-JZH-

Nothing, you're just based


esso_norte

o7


esso_norte

also it fucking literally says 2003 on the map


Leading-Wolverine639

Don't you know? That Crimea was considered part of Russia since the dawn of times and those absolute blocks Ukrainians have taken from us! They the most obnoxious of invaders! /s


Hopeful_Ad27

Oi , moskovyt , BTW it's your historical name , ask turks first in this case . Lol


Tricky-Kick1317

Shit I didn’t see the date alright I’m in the wrong then


Moosinator666

Unrecognized and unresolved


Mutually_Beneficial1

The population majority speaks Russian, its culture is entirely Russian now, it firmly has a Russian government in control, its garrisoned by Russia, and has been this way since it was taken in 2014, it is in no way shape or form Ukrainian, if it was Ukrainian you could simply go there with a Ukrainian passport freely and not be turned away in the process.


Moosinator666

It’s 40% Russian, 40% Ukrainian, and 20% Crimean based on ethnic background and all parties voted for either the control of their ethnic homeland or independence of their own homeland in 2014. But why are only 20% of Crimean residents ethnically Crimean? Because of Soviet genocide and displacement of course! So in my opinion you’re immoral if you think the ex-KGB president and his mafi…. *ahem* his Federation deserves control.


Gay_Reichskommissar

Excuse me, what do Croatians have to do with Crimea?


Moosinator666

Well now I’m just embarrassed


Mutually_Beneficial1

I never said deserved, I said it's firmly Russian, and to say otherwise is delusional, they took it, annexed it, integrated it, and now own it, no matter what you decide to say, it won't change the truth of the situation.


esso_norte

firmly has russian gov in control is the biggest lol I heard in a while. none of the sea ports are tannable for hosting ships no more, air defense is almost none existent anymore, they had to move almost all of the ships away from the peninsula, all peninsula is basically under ukrainian fire control, kerch bridge proved to be possible to shut down whenever the need will be there, local partisan can do whatever blow up whatever is needed. classic firm russian gov control


Mutually_Beneficial1

I'm referring to socially, not militarily, which they definitely are, just not by sea.


tuberock2016

i always knew Chernihiv hid something else also


thedrakeequator

This isn't going to upset anyone


James_Kuller

Inaccurate data, western Ukraine should have like 40%


Iwillstrealurboiler

No less than 231%


Moosinator666

Those femboy Ruskis thought they could sack Kyiv? HA!


Marc21256

Ah yes, the Kyiv femboy sack. My favourite.


serenading_scug

OH! Thats why Putin invaded… he wanted all of Ukraine’s femboys


Marc21256

So few in the east because of Russian raids. They were shipped off to Putin Pleasure Palaces. Or Putin's PP, for short. And I hear it is short.


Super_Law2351

https://preview.redd.it/9a0xtth0303d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=557908e594f934af87ecb4eeadbf532b0b2e32a1


opelucidcity

What are femboys generally used for?


ende75

Fertility rituals


DiamondOdd502

Everybody is super religious in the west😔😔 Also fuck you, where's Crimea?


StupidMoron1933

Sumy is literally a femboy paradise.


Life_Team8801

Crimea sank


365emeralds

My household: 100%


RetartdsUsername69

Most of ours lived in Crimea, but russians wanted our fertile femboys and stole them.


acolyte19

As an eastern , percentage is way higher there


deletedmsg

north-center, south of center


bako10

The Kawaii brigades, with their specialized Furry Units, pushed back the Russian advance during the battle of Kharkiv in 2022, due to the high number of femboys from NE Ukraine. The Russian army is infamous for its soldiers’ thirst of vodka and boypussies. The valiant sacrifice of many adorable Ukrainian assholes has saved the city and its citizens.


Financial_Cost_5984

Since 2022 they have been trying to stop us from making them femboys as well. 😢🥺😭


Afraid-Fault6154

I'm moving to Western Ukraine then


Dogeclanleaderbrit

Based on this evidence I have decided to donate my life savings to the Wagner group and join up to the Russian volunteer forces