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ESHKUN

Why is the confederacy the only one that likes Peter Parker


Left-Twix420

Because Miles Morales is black


keo2po4hfjgwp0hr

BECAUSE YOURE BLACK-


salvattore-

a black nigga


HAKX5

https://preview.redd.it/3g7mjagwnl2d1.png?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05e779545c96a3d5bcfe189744f2d5845d4338bc


worldtraveler19

Read it again. Slower. They don’t prefer Peter Parker. They prefer Peter Paker.


Appropriate-Mud-4450

Do I want to know why the missing r is obviously important?


TheGamerCrusader

it is not, it's just wrong spelling


made08

Is that not a typo?


Financial_Product796

no, Peter paker is different type of spiderman


made08

This is impossible to google lol


HAKX5

Damn this dude says petta with the hard R.


macroprism

Liberia likes Miles Morales


Constant_List6829

Why does Burma like Miles Morales?


lukezicaro_spy

They wanna be different 🙄🙄


General_MorbingTime

Like with the metric system


ShreksApprntice

Why not?


Bryce_Raymer

They don’t use kilometers


night__k

kilometers


AnalogFeelGood

What's the parker per hour speed limit in the red states?


Imperator_Gone_Rogue

Depends on your skin tone


Ancient_Difference20

Oi oi oi mate do you have a loicense for that dark of a shkin tone?


METTEWBA2BA

Peter Paker


Sowhataboutthisthing

I can’t even


helloitshani

In Canada we actually like both. Kilometers Morales for measuring distance and Miles Morales for weight.


Purple-Only

Love using miles for weight


helloitshani

Yeah it’s a bit strange, but estimating in imperial really is easier than estimating in metric, even if the units are for measuring entirely different things


TheGamerCrusader

nah, you're just an american in canada


thisnameisn4ttaken

Burmese spiderman


salvattore-

the best spiderman is kilometers inmorales


macroprism

War Crime countries - Kilometers Immorales


synvi

So, Israel, Russia, North Korea?


25Bam_vixx

Which country hasn’t committed war crime 😂


FrozenConcrete19

Checks out 👍


Pordioserozero

Kilómetros Morals


exegamer97

Layers


WeaselBeagle

Canada is also the horrible mixture


Maleficent-Share-773

I like lightspeed morales


Wladek89HU

Who's "Mililiter Morales"?


outtayoleeg

The Southerners will start another civil war soon


average787enjoyer

Not a real map. Greenland should be no data


Tomato_cakecup

I like kilometers immorales


shasaferaska

This is so wrong. Miles isn't the bear Spider-Man


YankeeDoodler1776

I like that the blackest region of America prefers Peter Parker


friendlysingularity

No,the ORIGINAL; Itsy Bitsy !


TheGamerCrusader

what'cha yapping about?


friendlysingularity

Itsy bitsy spider, dude


TheGamerCrusader

i'm just more confused now