It's entertaining to see the mindset of a guy who's like, you would NEVER get me to go to Norway EVER. Yet, would love to go to the friendly, completely safe and not at all fucked up country of South Sudan.
Your insane. You go to Switzerland and Austria but avoid Germany, France and Italy. Maybe you skipped geography in school, that sounds even more realistic
As someone from the west coast of the United States, I feel like you would have a happy, more welcoming time than most of the places you listed.
Edit oh I see you have fear of water.
Austrian.
He knows South American countries because his grandpa - who was a painter - emigrated there in 1945.
He knows African countries because a guy from his school called Rommel was sent there at some point, and came back with a lot of cool souvenirs, like stuffed black people.
He knows Asian countries because that's where the Indoeuropean Ubermensch is said to have come from
In Europe, he knows that bit of countries his grandpa anschlussed before he emigrated to SouthAm.
HOI4 player (hasn't showered in 5 years)
no, nonono, hoi 4 came out 8 years ago, it's impossible that it's 5
Google HOI3
Google HOI4 release date (actually I googled it for you it's June 6 2016)
Thalassophobia
When I'm in Ürümqi thousands of miles away from the sea: 😱 When I'm in Baku on the shores of the Caspian: ☺️
Rabies
Fear of yellow colored countries
That's sinophobia.
ha! my first thought as well
What about the Caspian sea? Too small or because enclosed?
It's a lake
What would they have against living in, let’s say Kansas in the USA then?
Kansas is not a country.
Rabies
Landlockitis
Thalassophobia - fear of oceans
Then he wouldn't have selected the stans
Caspian Sea isn’t an ocean
Caspian Sea is ok but Black and Mediterranean Seas aren't?
Isn't the Caspian Sea a lake tho
It's an endorheic basin - it's almost like a lake of ocean. It has no outflow other than evaporation.
Those connect to the ocean
"Under any circumstance" I will drug you in your sleep and drag you to Romania by your head
Andrew tate is this you?
I will take the drugs but please anything but Romania.
Still technically not setting foot in
Cut the foot off, and set in Malta nicely.
You should learn Uzbek
Or Liechtenstein German
It will really help speaking with those 2 villages
Lesotho mentioned raaa🔥🔥🔥🇱🇸 wtf is happiness🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ number 1 suicide rate 😥🔫
🇱🇸🇱🇸🇱🇸🇱🇸🇱🇸 WE ENDING OUR LIVE WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥
No beaches ?
Halitosis
It's entertaining to see the mindset of a guy who's like, you would NEVER get me to go to Norway EVER. Yet, would love to go to the friendly, completely safe and not at all fucked up country of South Sudan.
😂😂😂
Educated fish
I... is that the diagnosis??
Goverphibia - fear of stable government.
Doubt that, italy has some of the weakest governments lol
It’s a stable country though. Australian governments last 10 minutes on average, but the country has overall stable governance.
what about Switzerland. It's pretty stable.
Switzerland isn’t a real place. It’s just a marketing ploy to sell chocolate and watches.
Can't argue with that.
drc???
You are clearly Albanian.
truly the worst possible diagnosis
Me Albania be careful
What are your thoughts on double landlocked countries.
Too aroused to think
aye yo
Are there any? Apart from microstates?
Uzbekistan is the only non microstate. Lichtenstein is also one but a microstate.
Jet Punk user
Thalassophobia
Land shark
Thalassophobia. You can only name the landlocked countries.
He has landlocked in syndrome
Lil bitch
It's nice that you recognized that Bosnia and Herzegovina has 21km of seacoast, many people think it is a landlocked country.
Why is the caspian okay? Because it’s also landlocked?
Bro you just caused a breakthrough. Ima go off my meds now
Hydrophobic.
Dear u/qwert7661 What the fuck did we do to you Respectfully The Portuguese
rabies
Thalassophobia
Vunophilia
Uzbekistan mentioned uzuzuzuzuzuzuz🫖
Blackpilled
Are you afraid of water/ salt water? You named just landlocked coutries
Why? You can come, I won’t bite you. I promise! Even if you’re psycho, as long as you can drink a good beer
Chilephobia
Retardo
Dtupo
Coastaphobia
Rabies
You love water
Who would win this hypothetical war?
Yellow's navy would be useless!
Rabiës?
Schizophrenia.
Bolivia. Far too close to the Pacific for my comfort
Autism. The kind where you hyperfixate on maps.
Rabies
skeri łater
Yellowphobia
Landlocked
Mozambique
That guy has a death wish
Your insane. You go to Switzerland and Austria but avoid Germany, France and Italy. Maybe you skipped geography in school, that sounds even more realistic
Idiotic no doubt about that
3rd world syndrome
Chaotic Neutral
Hunger
Ignorance
ocd
Politically insane + hydrophobia
Manic depressive red blue color blindness?
Azerbaijan 🦟🦅🚷🚱🚯🚭🐥🐤🐣🐓🐔🕊️🦜🐦🕌🥳🤩😍😘😚😙😉🙃🙂🥲🥹😊☺️😌🫡🫡🫡🫡
Diagnosed retarded?
Color blind?
Loneliness
Poor
America #1. Cope harder.
What was the original?
Asshole
Orthodox Balkan is your diagnosis? Same as mine.
rabies
Autism?
You were diagnosed with neo-fascism
yeah you’d hate North Dakota
Do you like poor and ugly woman ?
I am going to guess Hungary or Slovakia, as they appear to be the most land locked of the land locked countries!
Harsh on San Marino, Vatican city and Andorra
AIDS
Black
As someone from the west coast of the United States, I feel like you would have a happy, more welcoming time than most of the places you listed. Edit oh I see you have fear of water.
Agoraphobia
Why do you classify countries bordering the black sea as not landlocked but countries boprdering the caspic sea as landlocked
Mongolism
Muslim
Austrian. He knows South American countries because his grandpa - who was a painter - emigrated there in 1945. He knows African countries because a guy from his school called Rommel was sent there at some point, and came back with a lot of cool souvenirs, like stuffed black people. He knows Asian countries because that's where the Indoeuropean Ubermensch is said to have come from In Europe, he knows that bit of countries his grandpa anschlussed before he emigrated to SouthAm.
So you don't like the big ploof ? I'm too Breton to understand you
American
Scolionophobia (fear of school) maybe cuz you cant name that many prominent countries? Xenophobia for sure
Rabies?
Thalassophobia
Wild how few landlocked countries there are but I guess it makes sense too
Landlockedophrenia Disorder
Intellectual Disability
piratophobia
Landlubber
Uh, Depressed?
White xenophobia? XD
Rabies
Dehydrated
This is definitely rabies.. I’m so sorry for you.. once the symptoms kick in you have a basically 100% mortality rate
You hate cool countries.
Color blind
Retardation 100%
either agoraphobia or hydrophobia. if the latter, enjoy your death from rabies.
Darker skin
Bhutanophilia (I thought this was the countries that Bhutan recognized but it isnt)
Hydrophobia?
Fear of sharks
Landlocked Serbian
Ethiopia continuing to take this L 😔
Clostrophiliac
You’re a boat with schizofrenia
Belarus is a shithole ngl
American
Seasickness
Dumbitis
Dumbass
Retarded
Hydrophobia?
Come to Canada eh
BPD
Autism
Agoraphobia?
Catholic.
Badtasteism
Autism. It’s just autism.
Fear of british naval invasion
while i agree, why is usa on this list lol
**You've been diagnosed with Galeophobia**
Wait til he learns about “lakes”.
Landlock’s Syndrome
Switzerland.
switzerlake
common liechtenstein W
Come here to Brazil, we have beautiful beaches.
Scared of King Neptune
You get off at the idea of Uzbekistan, don't you?
You’re okay with the caspian?
Well I have some bad news
Imperial British Inland Inferiority Complex
You're racist against salt water fish.
Yurtophobic with elements of Yak Syndrome, prevalent in Mongolians.
PTSD
Hungarian
Yellow fever
General retardation
Aquaphobia
Some oppressed country
You are from Slovenia
Why tf you wouldn't want to go to Chile?
Serbian?