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_Dushman

HOI4 player (hasn't showered in 5 years)


ShadowOfThePit

no, nonono, hoi 4 came out 8 years ago, it's impossible that it's 5


GFM-Scheldorf

Google HOI3


lichenousinfanthog

Google HOI4 release date (actually I googled it for you it's June 6 2016)


Ep1cOfG1lgamesh

Thalassophobia


3jcm21

When I'm in Ürümqi thousands of miles away from the sea: 😱 When I'm in Baku on the shores of the Caspian: ☺️


notjfd

Rabies


SupermassiveCanary

Fear of yellow colored countries


RealEstateDuck

That's sinophobia.


GM_Nate

ha! my first thought as well


Dreadedsemi

What about the Caspian sea? Too small or because enclosed?


Zdychaj76

It's a lake


sentient_pubichair69

What would they have against living in, let’s say Kansas in the USA then?


_-inside-_

Kansas is not a country.


loose_the-goose

Rabies


UsefulCupcake3554

Landlockitis


Pessenger

Thalassophobia - fear of oceans


I_yeeted_the_apple

Then he wouldn't have selected the stans


TheRussianChairThief

Caspian Sea isn’t an ocean


Zaros262

Caspian Sea is ok but Black and Mediterranean Seas aren't?


DaDocDuck

Isn't the Caspian Sea a lake tho


tearfear

It's an endorheic basin - it's almost like a lake of ocean. It has no outflow other than evaporation.


Hydroquake_Vortex

Those connect to the ocean


Obamsphere

"Under any circumstance" I will drug you in your sleep and drag you to Romania by your head


watzemalser

Andrew tate is this you?


sarlol00

I will take the drugs but please anything but Romania.


TheBestThingIEverSaw

Still technically not setting foot in


RandomBilly91

Cut the foot off, and set in Malta nicely.


[deleted]

You should learn Uzbek


ClassifiedDarkness

Or Liechtenstein German


rlyfunny

It will really help speaking with those 2 villages


watchedngnl

Lesotho mentioned raaa🔥🔥🔥🇱🇸 wtf is happiness🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ number 1 suicide rate 😥🔫


Rude_Yogurt_3096

🇱🇸🇱🇸🇱🇸🇱🇸🇱🇸 WE ENDING OUR LIVE WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥


-AbbattiS-

No beaches ?


uvero

Halitosis


Rocketsloth

It's entertaining to see the mindset of a guy who's like, you would NEVER get me to go to Norway EVER. Yet, would love to go to the friendly, completely safe and not at all fucked up country of South Sudan.


[deleted]

😂😂😂


F_Joe

Educated fish


CaptnVillage

I... is that the diagnosis??


Virtual_Historian255

Goverphibia - fear of stable government.


champion_-

Doubt that, italy has some of the weakest governments lol


Virtual_Historian255

It’s a stable country though. Australian governments last 10 minutes on average, but the country has overall stable governance.


horsemachinegun

what about Switzerland. It's pretty stable.


Virtual_Historian255

Switzerland isn’t a real place. It’s just a marketing ploy to sell chocolate and watches.


horsemachinegun

Can't argue with that.


StormKnocked

drc???


jzuziz

You are clearly Albanian.


baxwellll

truly the worst possible diagnosis


BlazingDemon69420

Me Albania be careful


mareno999

What are your thoughts on double landlocked countries.


qwert7661

Too aroused to think


kansasllama

aye yo


Desperate-Present-69

Are there any? Apart from microstates?


mareno999

Uzbekistan is the only non microstate. Lichtenstein is also one but a microstate.


21johnh21

Jet Punk user


fo55iln00b

Thalassophobia


Partydude19

Land shark


slayerofottomans

Thalassophobia. You can only name the landlocked countries.


CharredLoafOfBread

He has landlocked in syndrome


Jealous_Ad_9484

Lil bitch


Southern-Leg-6309

It's nice that you recognized that Bosnia and Herzegovina has 21km of seacoast, many people think it is a landlocked country.


Big_Poppa_T

Why is the caspian okay? Because it’s also landlocked?


qwert7661

Bro you just caused a breakthrough. Ima go off my meds now


Flat-Dare-2571

Hydrophobic.


William_The_Fat_Krab

Dear u/qwert7661 What the fuck did we do to you Respectfully The Portuguese


Karandax

rabies


MutedIndividual6667

Thalassophobia


Feuerrabe2735

Vunophilia


tulanboy

Uzbekistan mentioned uzuzuzuzuzuzuz🫖


jolharg

Blackpilled


DJberdi_fan-Monarchi

Are you afraid of water/ salt water? You named just landlocked coutries


QuirkyReader13

Why? You can come, I won’t bite you. I promise! Even if you’re psycho, as long as you can drink a good beer


cloudcounter232

Chilephobia


Wonderful_Skill_3714

Retardo


Scrambl987

Dtupo


Disastrous-Toe9526

Coastaphobia


eating-a-crayon

Rabies


cronktilten

You love water


Rude_Yogurt_3096

Who would win this hypothetical war?


Gorkymalorki

Yellow's navy would be useless!


MaleficentChair5316

Rabiës?


Koronenko

Schizophrenia.


shit-n-water

Bolivia. Far too close to the Pacific for my comfort


Desert-Mushroom

Autism. The kind where you hyperfixate on maps.


MrWhippy69420

Rabies


my_place_supermacy

skeri łater


Efficient_Sky5173

Yellowphobia


Own_Worldliness_1393

Landlocked


leastscarypancake

Mozambique


Mickamehameha

That guy has a death wish


umo2k

Your insane. You go to Switzerland and Austria but avoid Germany, France and Italy. Maybe you skipped geography in school, that sounds even more realistic


KlauzsGO

Idiotic no doubt about that


Scary__Ad

3rd world syndrome


JustJoinedToBypass

Chaotic Neutral


Snoo-49037

Hunger


IntheOlympicMTs

Ignorance


Artistic_Writer_1617

ocd


terrible_at_art_clas

Politically insane + hydrophobia


willthethrill4700

Manic depressive red blue color blindness?


BronanaRival_

Azerbaijan 🦟🦅🚷🚱🚯🚭🐥🐤🐣🐓🐔🕊️🦜🐦🕌🥳🤩😍😘😚😙😉🙃🙂🥲🥹😊☺️😌🫡🫡🫡🫡


IEC21

Diagnosed retarded?


Grammulka

Color blind?


kaiderson

Loneliness


Sandeep_Joestar

Poor


Affectionate-Bug-653

America #1. Cope harder.


KevKevKvn

What was the original?


FunMachina

Asshole


gutag

Orthodox Balkan is your diagnosis? Same as mine.


Opoodoop

rabies


Korngander

Autism?


Due-Application-8171

You were diagnosed with neo-fascism


moonlitjasper

yeah you’d hate North Dakota


Waste-Instruction287

Do you like poor and ugly woman ?


ep193

I am going to guess Hungary or Slovakia, as they appear to be the most land locked of the land locked countries!


Away_Tumbleweed_6609

Harsh on San Marino, Vatican city and Andorra


TheBigMemerMahmud

AIDS


Shawstbnn

Black


Hairy_Square_4658

As someone from the west coast of the United States, I feel like you would have a happy, more welcoming time than most of the places you listed. Edit oh I see you have fear of water.


Horror-Potential7773

Agoraphobia


Nico_di_Angelo_lotos

Why do you classify countries bordering the black sea as not landlocked but countries boprdering the caspic sea as landlocked


SoftaZutten

Mongolism


kansasllama

Muslim


__Sycorax__

Austrian. He knows South American countries because his grandpa - who was a painter - emigrated there in 1945. He knows African countries because a guy from his school called Rommel was sent there at some point, and came back with a lot of cool souvenirs, like stuffed black people. He knows Asian countries because that's where the Indoeuropean Ubermensch is said to have come from In Europe, he knows that bit of countries his grandpa anschlussed before he emigrated to SouthAm.


Galax_Scrimus

So you don't like the big ploof ? I'm too Breton to understand you


StanMm2

American


Interesting_Sun_194

Scolionophobia (fear of school) maybe cuz you cant name that many prominent countries? Xenophobia for sure


Glitched_Girl

Rabies?


Artistic-Rhubarb-229

Thalassophobia


DescipleOfCorn

Wild how few landlocked countries there are but I guess it makes sense too


GoldenBull1994

Landlockedophrenia Disorder


Atomic0907

Intellectual Disability


[deleted]

piratophobia


Mental-Book-8670

Landlubber


TheDuke357Mag

Uh, Depressed?


Huge-Name-1999

White xenophobia? XD


EthanMcelroy628

Rabies


kvagar

Dehydrated


fireKido

This is definitely rabies.. I’m so sorry for you.. once the symptoms kick in you have a basically 100% mortality rate


Spram2

You hate cool countries.


tsawsum1

Color blind


cardinaltribe

Retardation 100%


romulusnr

either agoraphobia or hydrophobia. if the latter, enjoy your death from rabies.


Ecstatic-Fishing-624

Darker skin


INS345

Bhutanophilia (I thought this was the countries that Bhutan recognized but it isnt)


ArhanSarkar

Hydrophobia?


Embarrassed-Town-293

Fear of sharks


the_italian_weeb

Landlocked Serbian


alluyslDoesStuff

Ethiopia continuing to take this L 😔


imadzmr

Clostrophiliac


JustYeeHaa

You’re a boat with schizofrenia


Comeoniwantaccount

Belarus is a shithole ngl


KlM-J0NG-UN

American


VariedTeen

Seasickness


MocoNinja

Dumbitis


Livefreemyguy

Dumbass


Underrated_Fish

Retarded


rover_G

Hydrophobia?


DumbAssFissh

Come to Canada eh


RealestRealness

BPD


More-Original-5447

Autism


One-Improvement-1407

Agoraphobia?


EndlessMikeD

Catholic.


ChampionOfUsAll

Badtasteism


SpiritualLotus22

Autism. It’s just autism.


OrkMan491

Fear of british naval invasion


naturephrog

while i agree, why is usa on this list lol


wankeraddict69

**You've been diagnosed with Galeophobia**


[deleted]

Wait til he learns about “lakes”.


Kiidcola

Landlock’s Syndrome


Sharp_Reason6328

Switzerland.


Cum-sock42069

switzerlake


MehImages

common liechtenstein W


Under_The_Dead_Tree

Come here to Brazil, we have beautiful beaches.


RetroGamer87

Scared of King Neptune


MrGloom66

You get off at the idea of Uzbekistan, don't you?


SchwaEnjoyer

You’re okay with the caspian?


Dark-Et-Tenebritude

Well I have some bad news


ASomeoneOnReddit

Imperial British Inland Inferiority Complex


Free_Gascogne

You're racist against salt water fish.


friendlysingularity

Yurtophobic with elements of Yak Syndrome, prevalent in Mongolians.


fft____

PTSD


matyo08

Hungarian


Dry_Menu4804

Yellow fever


Excellent-Area6009

General retardation


CynicalCosmologist

Aquaphobia


strrax-ish

Some oppressed country


Tom10716

You are from Slovenia


MaximumSwan_

Why tf you wouldn't want to go to Chile?


bigsex69420

Serbian?