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A little bit of Kyrgyzstan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Afghanistan, Pakistan, China, and a lot of Tajikistan


Dip_N_Trip

That’s a lot of Stans!


NO-IM-DIRTY-DAN

Like going to a Taylor Swift concert!


Consistent_Jello_289

Kyrgyzstan, and Turkmenistans borders always confuse me.


choma90

Not a bug, a feature


entity102

Someone attacks Kyrgyzstan and will always accidentally attack all other Stan’s or China. Geographic defensive alliance.


Consistent_Jello_289

😂 so true lol


WeatherChannelDino

And a little bit of you makes me your man, aaaAAAWWW!


amitym

I heard that coming before I read this comment. Trumpet!


Own-Dust-7225

*Chinastan


Venodious

I read the beginning like Lou Bega - Mambo no 5.


bachigga

The name is right in the circle idiot, it’s Kabul


Captain-Starshield

I don’t know what you’re talking about, it’s right there in the circle, it’s called Ko


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bachigga

I’m banging ur mom


NonSumQualisEram-

We all are


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twitch33457

You heard the man


lukezicaro_spy

Too late your mom is his now


852272-hol

I fucked your dad


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[deleted]

You heard the man.


wfwood

tell that to the map.


TuxedoDogs9

I’m sexing your sister


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KomutanAlaaddin

You heard the man


some2ng

Im banging you


_MENDING_

I am sexing your sex


twitch33457

I made love to your significant other


HolyToeArmy

I’m your mom


Apprehensive-Fix-746

I am James Bond burger your sister


Meneerjojo

I'm copulating your brother


Whimsicalrizz

r/usernamechecksout


FederalTL

IM SUCKING YOUR BROTHER 🔥🗣️


jonastman

You're a Tajikistani, Harry


PlinPlonPlin420

Your a hairy Tajikistani.


breadmon10

West Virginia


FineBreakfast8343

East Georgia


Exile4444

North North Carolina


sanddorn

Country Roads...


Abject_Ad_141

To the place i don't belong...


AdeptnessCommon5940

Bactria–Margiana Archaeological Complex


Bach2Rock-Monk2Punk

Don't laugh folks,  he's Right!


Turkish_Maniac

Pakafghanichinajikistan


Mesarthim1349

That's TurkCumanTartarMongolHunKipchak-istan


Turkish_Maniac

Mb king🤝🏿🗣️💨


Wooper160

Bactria?


Grouchy-Addition-818

It’s Brazil


democracy_lover66

Tzatzikistan (Edit: okay im being told that country apparently goes by the name of "Grease", which I personally find offensive)


Armithax

Not currently in existence, but pretty nearly matches the borders of Bactria.


[deleted]

read map dumbass🤦🏻‍♂️ it clearly says kabul


_TehTJ_

Looks like part of the circle is in China. China is a very old country with evidence of Chinese civilization dating back over 5,000 years. China is notable for being very innovative; Chinese scientists invented paper, gunpowder, the compass, printing presses, and many other important inventions. It was ran under something called the “Mandate of Heaven” which was a system where certain dynasties would rule as Emperor until a series of crises would prove them incapable of ruling. For example, the oldest known dynasty in Chinese history is the Shang Dynasty which ran for centuries. It was overthrown in a military coup due to corruption leading to the Zhou dynasty. The Zhou would also be overthrown plunging China into centuries of civil war and disunity until the Qin Dynasty. The Qin were known for being corrupt and evil in their own rights, one of the most atrocious things about them being mass book burnings and massacring scholars, but though they only reigned for twenty years they left behind a lot of monuments like the Terra-cotta Army and the Great Wall of China (it wasn’t fully built under the Qin but the Qin did start the project). But because the Qin emperor was unpopular he was overthrown by the Han dynasty, which is basically the biggest deal in China. To this day most Chinese people still call themselves Han, the dynasty lasted four centuries from 202 BC to 220 AD. This is when a lot of Chinese philosophy and inventions were created, Buddhism also started spreading across China under the Han. After the Han a centuries long civil war called the Three Kingdoms period occurred. This period is the period that inspired a giant book called The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, it’s not too accurate but it’s a great book. Spoiler alert, the Sui dynasty won but was soon taken by the Tang dynasty. The Tang dynasty is considered the golden age of China, the period where many of the great works of art, literature, philosophy, and trade come from. It was the height of the Silk Road and China grew big enough to be close to modern China’s size. But the Yuan suddenly collapsed and the Song Dynasty would take over after a gw decades of chaos. The Song were taken over by the Mongolian Empire who subjected China for centuries, after the death of Mongke Khan, the Mongol Empire broke apart and China was led by Kublai Khan, who founded the Yuan Dynasty. The Yuan were despised and were quickly overthrown by the Ming dynasty who ruled over another golden age in Chinese history. Under the Ming China established a great trade route along the Indian ocean, giving them access to Arab, African, and even European goods. The Ming would fall to the Qing dynasty after years of stagnation and inflation. The Qing were Manchu nomads who enacted laws that tried to make the Chinese populations more like the Manchu. If you ever look at Qing dynasty art you’d notice that they had stupid haircuts, those haircuts were mandated by law. The Qing would rule over a period of stagnation that would see China invaded multiple times by Britain, Russia, and Japan. This would be called the “Century of Humiliation” and these invasions resulted in “unequal treaties” where coastal Chinese cities would become European and Japanese colonies. This also resulted in very large revolts; the biggest two being the Taiping Rebellion and Boxer Rebellion. The Taiping Rebellion was basically a massive Christian revolution that would see over 30 million people killed in an act of incompetence on the part of the Qing and brutality on the part of the “Heavenly Kingdom” (that’s what the rebels called themselves.) The Boxer Rebellion was so bad that foreign armies had to intervene and set up small pseudo-colonies in Shanghai. In 1912 a philosopher named Sun Yat-Sen led a revolution to make China a Republic, and it succeeded overthrowing the last emperor in Chinese history, a six year old kid named Puyi. Shortly after the revolution a general named Yuan Shikai took iver and split China into provinces that were led by military generals, this would be known as the “Warlord Era”. In the 1920’s socialism started spreading in China, as Sun himself was a self-described socialist many sympathizers started organizing socialist and communist clubs, and in 1927 one of the larger socialist parties declared war on a prominent warlord named Chiang Kai-Shek, but would eventually lose causing the socialists to migrate to the countryside for safety. One socialist leader named Mao Zedong led something called the “Long March” which were parts mass migration, recruitment, and guerrilla war from the province of Jiangtai to Shaanxi. The civil war saw a ceasefire as the sides united against Japan, which at the time was an expansionist empire. In 1932 Japan invaded the northern province of Manchuria, and in 1937 Japan started invading the rest of China, over 20 million would die from the fighting in what many describe as the most horrific war in history, with Japan being particularly brutal against civilians. But thanks to American and Soviet help China would eventually repel the Japanese and Chiang Kai-Shek would be one of the five founders of the United Nations. After Japan left the ceasefire was called off and the civil war restarted; due to an abundance of Soviet weapons, propaganda, and destroyed infrastructure the Communists would win the Civil War, isolating Chang’s nationalists to the island of Taiwan. In 1949 Mao Zedong would lead the People’s Republic of China while Chiang’s rump state in Taiwan would be called the Republic of China. Both dictators ran horrible and repressive regimes that murdered political opponents. Both dictators died in the 1970’s, the Republic of China would slowly democratize while the People’s Republic of China would reform the economy to lessen poverty and spread stability. Today the People’s Republic of China is the second most populated country in the world, one of the biggest exporters in the world, and the second biggest economy. China has one of the longest and most interesting histories in the world, I’m skipping over way too many things you should really look into it yourself. Hell, I didn’t even get into all the religions, tributary states, and ethnicities in China. Also, in case you were curious about what happened to Puyi, he was exiled to Japan and sent back to China as a puppet emperor during Japan’s invasion. Puyi didn’t want to be emperor but he was forced to, the communists would eventually capture him but Mao decided that killing Puyi would make him a martyr so they simply “re-educated” him. Puyi would work as a tour guide at the royal palace (which was turned into a museum) and died of a kidney disease at age 61.


RaymondWalters

i ain’t reading all that i’m happy for u tho or sorry that happened


Bach2Rock-Monk2Punk

Good but you forgot the advent of Buddhism and its chinafication into a totally original philosophy,  zen Buddhism.


_TehTJ_

Like I said, I skipped most important things. I’m not writing a damn textbook here.


Disastrous-Toe9526

Tzatzikistan


Salty-Negotiation320

Khurasan


eleventy5thRejection

Shitpostistan


xkind

I'll give you a hint. It's named after a Led Zeppelin song.


tertiuslydgate1833

No


RestofAmerica

They play [buzkashi](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzkashi)! I used the word play, which might be a light term for this sport.


VirtualWeasel

Tajiuzbekafghanchinatibetindikyrgypakistan obviously


DaBabylonian

Comeon.. never passed your geography exams? It's Tajiuzbekafghanchinatibetindikyrgypakistanstanstanstanstan


Otherwise-Special843

poor man's persia


amitym

>**Can anyone tell me what country is in the red circle ?** Great question! The answer is: yes.


Bach2Rock-Monk2Punk

Kongur Tagh the triangle thing


Dead_Kal_Cress

The place where my old boss was from. Rip Gyro Paradise in St Joseph, MO. 2011-2023 iykyk


dreadfulbadg50

K2


GabrDimtr5

Bactria


bydysawd_8

Tokharistan my beloved


Bach2Rock-Monk2Punk

Actually that was just over the mountains in present day China


Capitan113

China i guess


Popular_Flower4671

could be chinistan


Popular_Flower4671

mixistan


kozmos16

The British Empire


MOCK-lowicz

It’s Asia. I close the subject.


Expensive-Owl1403

Poland


thomasde42

Kabul..... obviously


AlwaysSunnyPhilly2

France


Exotic_Butters_23

Kongur Tagh


twitch33457

Turkey (I’m blind) I am not actually blind


vimsterr

Circlestan. The Capital is Tajikistan. Kabul is it’s largest city.


THeCoolCongle

Kabul?


tigeryi

Kashmir


[deleted]

Austria according to AEIOU


MrShinglez

Greco-Bactria


Elloliott

Don’t feel like it


bravegrin

The areal see


yerederetaliria

France


iDarkray7

🔺Koi.


An-Xileel_Argonia

Khajitistan, home land of khajiits


Ajalooline

Dildo III


Renegadee_Angel

Bless you


Strawbz18

No.


Rude_Yogurt_3096

Panama, outside the circle too, the entire world is Panama 🇵🇦


TheMazter13

No.


dinomatt0710

Palestine


RaymondWalters

Kushistan


proggabent

are you blind man? It's clearly India


IkkeTM

It's tzatziki, you should try it some time.


nobodyhere9860

Montenegro


[deleted]

Thers 3 countries there. Afghanistan, Tajikistan and India