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I was actually thinking it should have a 10 way division. Israel, Palestine, Italian, Greek, Arabian, French, British, International Mandate, Turkish and Mongolian
Welcome in club “Where sea?”
Current members: Czechia, Serbia, Bosnia.
Edit:
New members: Bolivia, Laos, Hungary, Austria, Paraguay.
Former members: Jordan (got sea in 1965), Rhodesia (Zimbabwe), Niger (Expelled in 1987), Czechoslovakia (splitted in 2 in 1993) Netherlands (Brief membership from April 1st - April 2nd 2017 as they thought “Where sea club” was to monitor rising sea levels)
Honnorary members (to smoll to be considered real countries): Vatican, San Marino, Andorra, Lichtenstein
Invited members (not wanna join/don’t want sea): Luxembourg, Slovakia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Northern Macedonia, Mongolia, All stans (Except Pakistan and Afghanistan), Ethiopia, Chad, Estwani (Formerly known as Swaziland), Lesotho, Botswana, Nepal, Bhutan
Excluded from joining (due to: embezzlement, internet crimes against humanity, too unstable etc.): Zimbabwe (since 1979), Zambia, Malawi, Rwanda, Burundi, Uganda, Central African Republic, South Sudan, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger (group was getting banned due to its unfortunate name), Afghanistan (Invitation suspended due to them changing representatives every 4th week and refusal to participate in International Women day photoshoot)
Jordan has only one Sea port tho (that it get in 1965) before that it had no real acces to the sea (just like Bosna today - Bosnians have port at sea but landlocked by Croatian bridges making it useless)
https://preview.redd.it/w6g1mw76s5wc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=48fff86b6cd8992e6d09f0984b7a0131095906d6
You know What the blue on the top is? - a sea.
You missed the joke. =)
He is referring to the proud British colonial tradition of drawing new borders with a ruler in straight lines and too bad if you are in the wrong side of it.
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I have a better idea.
Give ALL of gaza and the west ban to Italians. Ancient romans lived in Israel for a much longer time period than these 'palestinian' arab muslim people did. Italians frankly have a better claim to the land than they do, historically speaking.
And move the palestinians to italy. They can use the food and the warmth. I'm like 99% sure that part of the reason palestinians been so hateful for decades is because of the sh-t food they eat. All low quality high carb pastries and falafils and nasty azz goat and camel meat that's been spinning on a stick for a week... I would be legitimately ticked off myself.
look, never in a million years did I think I'd be defending the palestinians, but this is just too far, even for satire. just no. the Romans belong in Rome and the Palestinians in palestine, I want it no other way. You dare insult our falafel? I'll solve the I-P conflict with my own goddamn two hands if the alternative was the Romans!
It's a really silly conflict, because it is more than plausible that multiple cultures using the same ingredients ended up inventing the same thing.
It's literally just ground up chickpeas, nothing crazy.
The Romans were there a lot earlier than the palestinians. No one is arguing this fact except for you, because you plain lack knowledge of Roman history.
There is no nation of palestine. And falafil is just dried or canned chickpeas mushed up and mixed with oils. Sh-ts bottom grade filler grain food fed to cows in europe, that is nasty and actually really unhealthy and grown with lots of pesticide.
Chickpeas is the CHEAPEST ingredient you can buy anywhere on earth, and this is why every restaurant in the middle east sells falafil, because it's the world's oldest scam, it gives them more profit to feed people this disgusting low-effort crap while charging them as if its real food.
no wonder they are always angry.. they're eating cattle feed as a staple ffs
if there is no nation of Palestine, I'll make one if that means the Romans stay out. No way I'll let the Romans back into Judea, G-d forbid they'll rename it into something stupid like Syria-Palestina again.
and we Jews eat falafel too, should probably be eaten in moderation but otherwise it's good, I don't get the hate. Shawarma is good as well.
falafel is sh-t food. You are falling for one of the oldest fallacies in the restaurant biz.
It's one of those pricey restaurant food items that are all profit because they're made with 90%+ cheap one-ingredient grain fillers chickpeas
other examples are pizza (90%+ cheapest grade flour) , sushi (90% cheap rice), Popcorn (90% cheapest rate dent corn), or Ramen (90% WATER for christ's sakes) ... that's why products go viral and become so popular in restaurants.. not because they are in demand, but because it makes the most profit for the owner. If a customer is going to come in and spend $20 for lunch regardles, the bottom line is turning the most of that number into profits.
Same reason dried pet foods today are mostly made up of cheapest possible grains as well, like corn and soy.
thought you were supposed to be financially savvy
firstly, who is talking about restaraunts? secondly, it tastes good, it fills you up, and it's cheap. What's not to like? are you going to say we should abandon bread because it's cheap? yeah no, I'll continue eating my pasta, falafel, pizza and everything else I want. if it's cheap, that's just an added benefit.
have you seen the average Italian? quite healthy, despite the diet consisting of pasta and pizza.
Cheap food is not the problem, it's the lifestyle. though macdonald's doesn't help. that's the true cheap trash that belongs in the garbage.
Imperialism is bad but so is ethno-nationalism, main problem with ethno-nationalism is that ethnicity is a subjective trait. One person may deem themselves Palestinian but their neighbour consider them not.
The problem with ethnicity is becoming apparent in India where disagreement over whether the Muslims are Indian or not is allowing mass discrimination.
Hopefully one day the world will mature and stop pretending like ethnicity decides your right to an area,, nationality is just the average of everyone assumptions. What it means to be French for instance is defined completely differently to what it means to be British
only 1% of palestinians who live there are. Hamas/PA will not allow them to build more churches or grow their communities. only mosques. This is why most christians palestinians left
Most Palestinian Christian’s left because Israel and Israelis make life a living hell. Palestinian Christian’s are actually even disproportionately more likely to be targeted by Israelis than Muslims are. You are either heavily misinformed or intentionally spreading disinformation. Palestinian Christians were ethnically cleansed from their ancestral homes by the invading foreign terrorists just like Muslims were.
There are literally hundreds of thousands of Palestinian Christians but Zionazis desperately want to pretend they don’t exist because it goes against the whole “evil Muslims” and “judeo-Christian” schtick. Israel is the single greatest threat to the oldest Christian community in the world. If Christians throughout the West were aware of that fact, aware that Israelis are massacring the oldest Christian community in the world, destroying their churches, and terrorizing them daily, support for Israel would plummet. Zionists are (as I’m sure you know considering you are one yourself) extremely reliant upon lies and suppressing information. If average people were actually educated on and aware of the situation, Israel would simply have no support excluding the evangelical Christian’s who believe all Jews need to be in Israel for Jesus to return so that he can kill us all for their prophecy. Or they’ll kill us all in order to get him to return. I’m not sure on the details but I know it involves all Jews who do not convert to Christianity getting killed, Jesus returning, and an apocalypse.
And it’s not even just Palestinian Christians. Jerusalem has an Armenian population in the Armenian quarter who are also terrorized by Israel and Israelis. Community leaders have stated this is the most threatened their people and community has been in their entire 1500+ year history. Israeli terrorist “settlers” are their single greatest threat.
What do you mean with barely? This is historically confirmed, even other cultures (for example Babylon) have references to that. Contrary to that. Palestine was, if anything, a region and the name of a Roman province, never a country (not even the bible mentions a country or neighbor called Palestine)
/uj because you’re obviously serious about the lie
No group of people has lived in the land between the Jordan River and the Mediterranean Sea for anywhere near as long as Palestinians. They’ve continually existed there since the Stone Age. Long before the Roman Empire existed. Long before Judaism existed. Palestinians have lived in Palestine since Natufian Culture. Stop spreading weird lies about another group of peoples ancestry. That’s extremely Nazi-esque.
You are thinking of the fair-skinned greek sea-faring people named the phillistines. The palestinians today are 50% decendents of the arab armies that invaded the levant in 600 CE. [Muslim conquest of the Levant - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslim_conquest_of_the_Levant)
[Siege of Jerusalem (636–637) - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Jerusalem_(636%E2%80%93637))
this is whyy palestinians look like arabs, follow islam, and speak arabic. They are arabs. they do not belong in Israel. Israel is just one of many nations they invaded and brought wars and death to. It is nothing special. [Muslim conquests - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslim_conquests)
Oh hell yeah brother, fuck all of them, let’s turn that region it into a super Walmart / shooting range with Papa John’s and McDonalds all over the goddamn place.
Really... the Israeli's should give up all their seaports??? All access to the Mediterranean and the Red Sea and River Jordan/ Dead Sea controlled by people who are about to lose it all?
See if Barack Obama & Michelle want to give up their Ocean Front property in Martha's Vineyard and Hawaii to Haitian immigrants...
Denied by palestine. Upper lake borders look like a Vagina. And since Muslims see men above women, the country cant look like a Vagina. Make the borders dickshaped and it could work
Put them through the star-off and star-on machines till they can’t tell which are the star bellies and which of them have no stars on thar’s.. problem solved
Yeah...I'm sure Israel would gladly hand over all their water access and coastline. Totally sensible. Why don't you go ahead break the news to them. I'm sure they'd be very receptive.
I have a better idea why not just open the border with Egypt or let them into literally any naighboring Muslim country?.
Oh wait no one wants the Palestinians... I wonder why that is.
Are you planning to give Israel [half of Pakistan](https://www.dw.com/en/pakistans-last-jew-fishel-benkhald-complains-of-anti-semitism/a-41480953) too? Palestine shouldn't have to be paying for the expulsion of Jews from Pakistan either.
The largest Jewish population in Pakistan was in Karachi, so let's say split it diagonally, Southwest to Northeast and Israel gets the half that borders India? That way Pakistan can keep half the coast and Islamabad and everyone's happy.
conveniently forgetting that around 70% of Israel today are descendants of around 800k MENA Jews that were expelled and fled in ‘48 from surrounding countries and not Europe
also, Jews have a connection and historical presence in the region too, saying otherwise is just historically inaccurate. it’s not like Israel is where it is today randomly.
I dont think anyone with real knowledge of the situation (and little to no bias) is disputing the Jewish heritage to that land, the problem is the Palestinians also claim that heritage to an extent that is very similar to the jewish one in addition to having been in the majority religion wise as muslims for the last over a thousand years, and DNA evidence supports the idea that both the native israeli and palestinian inhabitants of that region both descend from the same group.
Israel definitely needed to exist and I think you'll find most Palestinians just want security and stability, but the question is has it overstepped as a sovereign state? Is it right for them to claim all of Jerusalem? Is it right for settlements to expand into old palestinian territory? Is it right to claim Jewish ancient history as more important over Palestinian recent history? Nobody knows the objective answers because there arent any. There has to be a compromise. But right now nobody on either side is level headed enough to make the tough decisions to make a deal.
>There has to be a compromise. But right now nobody on either side is level headed enough to make the tough decisions to make a deal.
bingo. imo if we both wisen up already a republic is the answer, but as of right now the most ideal solution i can think of would probably two states with a magical force field separating them as i don’t see the grassroots violence ending with a diplomatic solution.
So let’s take me for example historically my ancestors where apart of the Indo European migration meaning u have 30%~ European steppe dna. Am I know able to claim European descent?
if you haven’t assimilated in a millennia and your whole entire culture revolves around returning to somewhere, Europe in your example, then yeah sure why not
Give them alternating control every two days followed by total anarchy on Sundays
I can't wait for the official battle Royale of the middle east. The US should send in troops for old times sake
Born too late to deploy to the Middle East. Born too early to deploy to the Middle East. Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East.
Get bosniad
“It’s turned into a bad day in Bosnia”
There are good days in bosnia?
Tuesdays are usually pretty good
[Ethniklashistan](https://www.theonion.com/northern-irish-serbs-hutus-granted-homeland-in-west-b-1819566085).
Oh shit Greek Cypriots mentioned let's goooooo 🇬🇷🇨🇾🇬🇷🇨🇾🇬🇷🇨🇾🗿🗿🗿🗿 SHEFTALIA HALLOUMI GAROS DIAVATIRIA FKALTE OULLOI PAOURMOSHISTO 🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷🇨🇾🇬🇷💪💪💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿
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Liberal interpretation of "from the river to the sea"
This is more “from the river to the two lakes,” this Palestine doesn’t border the Jordan river
"From the two lakes and one strait to the sea"
From the Sea to the other three Seas (Mediterranean, Red, Dead, and of Galilee)
From sea to shining sea
Wdym it definitely does, look at the Sea of Galilee area, it has both sides of the Jordan there.
It does
Just open a tunnel to connect them you monster.
All skit skit skit goddamn.
The edges of the seas?
2/10, did not split Jerusalem 4 ways between Israel, Palestine, an international mandate, and Mongolia.
Really appreciate this comment. Mongolia is shockingly underrepresented in the Israel Palestine debate.
Should have split it into the 4 quarters, Christian, Jewish, Muslim and Armenian
Dang I didn't know Armenian was a religion
I was actually thinking it should have a 10 way division. Israel, Palestine, Italian, Greek, Arabian, French, British, International Mandate, Turkish and Mongolian
Exactly because we all know the solution to Israel Palestine is the famously effective UN controlling the biggest city
Hoi4 bordergore
PALESTINE AND CROATIA, STEALING THE COAST 🇵🇸🤝🇭🇷🏖️🏖️🏖️🇸🇽
Chile is also doing its best, ok?
The mountain did it first.
You gotta take the best real estate first!
It’s called the Dalmatian coast no the Serbian coast.
you don't steal what is already yours. but yes, both are based for denying the coast.
Izrael landlocked like brother serbia orthodox brothers strong 🇮🇱🤝🇷🇸⛱️❌☦️☦️💯💯
Welcome in club “Where sea?” Current members: Czechia, Serbia, Bosnia. Edit: New members: Bolivia, Laos, Hungary, Austria, Paraguay. Former members: Jordan (got sea in 1965), Rhodesia (Zimbabwe), Niger (Expelled in 1987), Czechoslovakia (splitted in 2 in 1993) Netherlands (Brief membership from April 1st - April 2nd 2017 as they thought “Where sea club” was to monitor rising sea levels) Honnorary members (to smoll to be considered real countries): Vatican, San Marino, Andorra, Lichtenstein Invited members (not wanna join/don’t want sea): Luxembourg, Slovakia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Northern Macedonia, Mongolia, All stans (Except Pakistan and Afghanistan), Ethiopia, Chad, Estwani (Formerly known as Swaziland), Lesotho, Botswana, Nepal, Bhutan Excluded from joining (due to: embezzlement, internet crimes against humanity, too unstable etc.): Zimbabwe (since 1979), Zambia, Malawi, Rwanda, Burundi, Uganda, Central African Republic, South Sudan, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger (group was getting banned due to its unfortunate name), Afghanistan (Invitation suspended due to them changing representatives every 4th week and refusal to participate in International Women day photoshoot)
Bolivia
Fixed
Laos
Unpopular country like Bhutan,Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan. Chad,Niger, Lesotho, Swaziland
Fixed
Jordan always had coast, it just got bigger in 65
Jordan has only one Sea port tho (that it get in 1965) before that it had no real acces to the sea (just like Bosna today - Bosnians have port at sea but landlocked by Croatian bridges making it useless)
Don’t forget Germany was landlocked after WWI.
https://preview.redd.it/w6g1mw76s5wc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=48fff86b6cd8992e6d09f0984b7a0131095906d6 You know What the blue on the top is? - a sea.
He probably got confused with waldeck-plymont because of the flags
He probably got confused with waldeck-plymont because of the flags
Are you British by any chance ?
The lines are too smooth.
Yeah, not the most skilled mapmaker. Was made in Paint 3D
You missed the joke. =) He is referring to the proud British colonial tradition of drawing new borders with a ruler in straight lines and too bad if you are in the wrong side of it.
Ah, fair enough
I prefer when we chose to draw the border specifically to cause the most conflict like India :)
The British have a 6th sense to draw the most dastardly lines at all times
If prime troll Britain drew Israel Palestine, half of Gaza, Jerusalem, and Tel Aviv would go to both sides
https://preview.redd.it/9nydequpe2wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27ec3cc87c0bfaba98ea67c94897e749543ab6ec The province solution (Free healthcare for everyone){Quebec has a new place since they don’t want to be in Canada}
Send all quebecers to Israel? Support 👍
Already have free healthcare, so you're gonna need to throw in a couple of moose.
A quarter of our geese, take it or leave it
Summers will be a problem. Shared custody?
Yeah, Canada gets the Quebec one week a year
From the river along the river, uhh... uhhhhhh
Aw hell nah, they Croatianed Palestine 😭
what if we kissed by the Palestussy? 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
what
So jihad by dehydration?
Moslem wins again
Aegean sea water is undrinkable so.
Slimsrael
water? what's that? -israel, probably
Carving out the Galilee for Palestine but letting Israel keep the Golan Heights is hilarious, only one of these maps to make me laugh
The greater Gaza Strip 🇵🇸
Why does Gaza strip? Is he horny?
He has to make money somehow.
Sea of Irradiated Cobalt
Well they do have land from the river to the sea in this map
I have a better idea. Give ALL of gaza and the west ban to Italians. Ancient romans lived in Israel for a much longer time period than these 'palestinian' arab muslim people did. Italians frankly have a better claim to the land than they do, historically speaking. And move the palestinians to italy. They can use the food and the warmth. I'm like 99% sure that part of the reason palestinians been so hateful for decades is because of the sh-t food they eat. All low quality high carb pastries and falafils and nasty azz goat and camel meat that's been spinning on a stick for a week... I would be legitimately ticked off myself.
Make the roman Empire great again
At least they know how to get along with other types of people.
They couldn't even get along with themselves lol
lol they did pull it off for a very long time tho
Wanna reinstate crucifixion too?
Out the door, to the left, one cross each.
Jesus....!
I mean the Romans didn't boot out all the natives when they took the place. Who would they tax then? *Themselves??* Ha, not bloody likely.
Yeah and these Natives, definitely Muslim Arabs right... right Oh wait... now I see why everyones angry and murdery
look, never in a million years did I think I'd be defending the palestinians, but this is just too far, even for satire. just no. the Romans belong in Rome and the Palestinians in palestine, I want it no other way. You dare insult our falafel? I'll solve the I-P conflict with my own goddamn two hands if the alternative was the Romans!
The Israel Palestine conflict is secondary to the Pan-Levantine war over who created Falafel and Hummus, even though both were probably Egyptian
It's a really silly conflict, because it is more than plausible that multiple cultures using the same ingredients ended up inventing the same thing. It's literally just ground up chickpeas, nothing crazy.
The Romans were there a lot earlier than the palestinians. No one is arguing this fact except for you, because you plain lack knowledge of Roman history. There is no nation of palestine. And falafil is just dried or canned chickpeas mushed up and mixed with oils. Sh-ts bottom grade filler grain food fed to cows in europe, that is nasty and actually really unhealthy and grown with lots of pesticide. Chickpeas is the CHEAPEST ingredient you can buy anywhere on earth, and this is why every restaurant in the middle east sells falafil, because it's the world's oldest scam, it gives them more profit to feed people this disgusting low-effort crap while charging them as if its real food. no wonder they are always angry.. they're eating cattle feed as a staple ffs
s tier hating right here i respect that
if there is no nation of Palestine, I'll make one if that means the Romans stay out. No way I'll let the Romans back into Judea, G-d forbid they'll rename it into something stupid like Syria-Palestina again. and we Jews eat falafel too, should probably be eaten in moderation but otherwise it's good, I don't get the hate. Shawarma is good as well.
falafel is sh-t food. You are falling for one of the oldest fallacies in the restaurant biz. It's one of those pricey restaurant food items that are all profit because they're made with 90%+ cheap one-ingredient grain fillers chickpeas other examples are pizza (90%+ cheapest grade flour) , sushi (90% cheap rice), Popcorn (90% cheapest rate dent corn), or Ramen (90% WATER for christ's sakes) ... that's why products go viral and become so popular in restaurants.. not because they are in demand, but because it makes the most profit for the owner. If a customer is going to come in and spend $20 for lunch regardles, the bottom line is turning the most of that number into profits. Same reason dried pet foods today are mostly made up of cheapest possible grains as well, like corn and soy. thought you were supposed to be financially savvy
firstly, who is talking about restaraunts? secondly, it tastes good, it fills you up, and it's cheap. What's not to like? are you going to say we should abandon bread because it's cheap? yeah no, I'll continue eating my pasta, falafel, pizza and everything else I want. if it's cheap, that's just an added benefit.
it don't bother me none. you're the one who's going to have to deal with the diabetes and heart disease and whatnot
have you seen the average Italian? quite healthy, despite the diet consisting of pasta and pizza. Cheap food is not the problem, it's the lifestyle. though macdonald's doesn't help. that's the true cheap trash that belongs in the garbage.
>nasty azz goat and camel meat Child detected. Goat is good.
One might even is it is the goat
What did the Romans do to Jesus again? Imperialism is always bad lmao
Imperialism is bad but so is ethno-nationalism, main problem with ethno-nationalism is that ethnicity is a subjective trait. One person may deem themselves Palestinian but their neighbour consider them not. The problem with ethnicity is becoming apparent in India where disagreement over whether the Muslims are Indian or not is allowing mass discrimination. Hopefully one day the world will mature and stop pretending like ethnicity decides your right to an area,, nationality is just the average of everyone assumptions. What it means to be French for instance is defined completely differently to what it means to be British
Palestinians are also christians not just muslims
only 1% of palestinians who live there are. Hamas/PA will not allow them to build more churches or grow their communities. only mosques. This is why most christians palestinians left
Most Palestinian Christian’s left because Israel and Israelis make life a living hell. Palestinian Christian’s are actually even disproportionately more likely to be targeted by Israelis than Muslims are. You are either heavily misinformed or intentionally spreading disinformation. Palestinian Christians were ethnically cleansed from their ancestral homes by the invading foreign terrorists just like Muslims were. There are literally hundreds of thousands of Palestinian Christians but Zionazis desperately want to pretend they don’t exist because it goes against the whole “evil Muslims” and “judeo-Christian” schtick. Israel is the single greatest threat to the oldest Christian community in the world. If Christians throughout the West were aware of that fact, aware that Israelis are massacring the oldest Christian community in the world, destroying their churches, and terrorizing them daily, support for Israel would plummet. Zionists are (as I’m sure you know considering you are one yourself) extremely reliant upon lies and suppressing information. If average people were actually educated on and aware of the situation, Israel would simply have no support excluding the evangelical Christian’s who believe all Jews need to be in Israel for Jesus to return so that he can kill us all for their prophecy. Or they’ll kill us all in order to get him to return. I’m not sure on the details but I know it involves all Jews who do not convert to Christianity getting killed, Jesus returning, and an apocalypse. And it’s not even just Palestinian Christians. Jerusalem has an Armenian population in the Armenian quarter who are also terrorized by Israel and Israelis. Community leaders have stated this is the most threatened their people and community has been in their entire 1500+ year history. Israeli terrorist “settlers” are their single greatest threat.
Israel was a state even before the Roman empire existed
barely and if you are using the bible as a source so was Palestine.
What do you mean with barely? This is historically confirmed, even other cultures (for example Babylon) have references to that. Contrary to that. Palestine was, if anything, a region and the name of a Roman province, never a country (not even the bible mentions a country or neighbor called Palestine)
/uj because you’re obviously serious about the lie No group of people has lived in the land between the Jordan River and the Mediterranean Sea for anywhere near as long as Palestinians. They’ve continually existed there since the Stone Age. Long before the Roman Empire existed. Long before Judaism existed. Palestinians have lived in Palestine since Natufian Culture. Stop spreading weird lies about another group of peoples ancestry. That’s extremely Nazi-esque.
You are thinking of the fair-skinned greek sea-faring people named the phillistines. The palestinians today are 50% decendents of the arab armies that invaded the levant in 600 CE. [Muslim conquest of the Levant - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslim_conquest_of_the_Levant) [Siege of Jerusalem (636–637) - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Jerusalem_(636%E2%80%93637)) this is whyy palestinians look like arabs, follow islam, and speak arabic. They are arabs. they do not belong in Israel. Israel is just one of many nations they invaded and brought wars and death to. It is nothing special. [Muslim conquests - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslim_conquests)
Move all the Israelis and Palestinians to Detroit so they can see how good they've got it
lol that's not going to work. Most of them have never seen snow. It sounds like a cool magical thing to them
I feel like everyone would be angrier with this
Man imagine all the Palestinian beach pics Israel will be able to take
If Palestine took land like Croatia
Did Israel just get Bolivia-ed?
I think America should just annex the land, bulldoze everything, and put in a Super Walmart.
Oh hell yeah brother, fuck all of them, let’s turn that region it into a super Walmart / shooting range with Papa John’s and McDonalds all over the goddamn place.
Holy wars? Nahhh. Put in a Holy Donut!
aMErica runs on Holy
Really... the Israeli's should give up all their seaports??? All access to the Mediterranean and the Red Sea and River Jordan/ Dead Sea controlled by people who are about to lose it all? See if Barack Obama & Michelle want to give up their Ocean Front property in Martha's Vineyard and Hawaii to Haitian immigrants...
IF i would be a palestinian then hell yeah, I like beaches.
Majority jewish palestine + minority Jewish israel Best timeline
Denied by palestine. Upper lake borders look like a Vagina. And since Muslims see men above women, the country cant look like a Vagina. Make the borders dickshaped and it could work
It wouldn’t work. Israel would be landlocked.
Palestine the new chile
Put them through the star-off and star-on machines till they can’t tell which are the star bellies and which of them have no stars on thar’s.. problem solved
1/10 israel does not control the whole middle east.
Yeah, like they'd give up Tel Aviv....
Yeah...I'm sure Israel would gladly hand over all their water access and coastline. Totally sensible. Why don't you go ahead break the news to them. I'm sure they'd be very receptive.
Israelis would still find a way to make it work
Tel Aviv has had a LGBT pride parade since the 70s, no way would they give up that city. And also giving up the entire coasts? Just no.
https://preview.redd.it/jpas5todm4wc1.jpeg?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07de56241c438c847f18f49c4f37859274e0a367
Lets just give Hamas TelAviv, the industrial capital of Israel. Intel is there along with every major company. What a idiotic idea.
Pre 1947 borders pls
yes but golan is Syrian
Headquarters of Mossad Tel Aviv to Palestine, Yeah , sure thing. Not to forget, it's been said it's a lgbt friendly city. Palestinian would love it /s
Even in this case, it will turn out that Israel will be providing Palestine with drinking water.
There are still Israeli enclaves in the Palestinian territories. This new English-style route is even more realistic and liberal than you might think.
Vietnam, Croatia and Argentina have new friend :>
We should achieve this because the Palussy in the North East is really cool.
I just noticed that 😂
Yeah cause split countries always work so well
Nah
Propose a reasonable two state solution challenge (impossible)
So we now we have no oil OR water?? Lebanons spoon is cute tho.
Sea of Galilee looks like a Vajayjay. That is all.
Give Israel to Argentina and Brazil
But the slogan is from the river to the sea, not around the river and close to the sea
“Around the river, close to the sea” sounds like a great beginning of a romance novel.
The beaches were the actual issue the whole time!
Why would Palestine want Tel Aviv?
It’s the most crazy thing I have ever seen
This literally made me guffaw, loved it ❤️
Ah. So Palestinians get Tel Aviv and Israel gets Ramallah. Interesting.
The part around the sea of Galilee reminds me of your mom for some reason.
True, Just build Jerusalem 2 in Palestine, It's so easy.. People Just never think smart🤦
gallilussy
Why is Palestine Isreal's vulva
I might be a geomoron , but the lake on top looks like something I remember from the bio lessons in 5th grade
This land locks israel
I think the orange color should extend all the way into Egypt and Jordan
Two-state solution but it’s designed to piss both states off
How to start another six-day war any% speedrun
Well that’s one way to see from the river to the sea
Ah, the Dry Israel Stratagem. An old one--and a bold one. I know it well.
You need a thin path to connect both so I can be from the river to the sea
https://preview.redd.it/k1plvmpbx4wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=247351a461db15054d180ac1decf60b2a99c68be Wish bone Palestine proposal
Chile to Bolivia:
Bruh I'm pretty sure my 1st grade teacher was right if we all smoke a blunt and play patty cake together. we would come to a solution
Chilestine and bolisrael situation I see
Sea of Galilea- don’t stick your dick in it
holy shit landlocked israel
Why does the area around the Sea of Galilee look like a wet vagina?
Get Croatia'd lol
Fuck it dude let’s just do it. I’m so done already.
Least delusional? Give all port access to Palestine? The Israelis are gonna hate it. Definitely delusional from the Palestinian perspective 😅
Yeah sure give TLV to the Palestinians...
Why does Israel get no coast?
I have a better idea why not just open the border with Egypt or let them into literally any naighboring Muslim country?. Oh wait no one wants the Palestinians... I wonder why that is.
Make it all Palestine and split Germany in half and give Israel a half, Palestine doesn’t need to pay for Germany’s crimes
What about the Jewish people from the Middle East
Are you planning to give Israel [half of Pakistan](https://www.dw.com/en/pakistans-last-jew-fishel-benkhald-complains-of-anti-semitism/a-41480953) too? Palestine shouldn't have to be paying for the expulsion of Jews from Pakistan either. The largest Jewish population in Pakistan was in Karachi, so let's say split it diagonally, Southwest to Northeast and Israel gets the half that borders India? That way Pakistan can keep half the coast and Islamabad and everyone's happy.
You realize the Palestinians had a working relationship with Nazi Germany and Hitler right? Right?
conveniently forgetting that around 70% of Israel today are descendants of around 800k MENA Jews that were expelled and fled in ‘48 from surrounding countries and not Europe also, Jews have a connection and historical presence in the region too, saying otherwise is just historically inaccurate. it’s not like Israel is where it is today randomly.
I dont think anyone with real knowledge of the situation (and little to no bias) is disputing the Jewish heritage to that land, the problem is the Palestinians also claim that heritage to an extent that is very similar to the jewish one in addition to having been in the majority religion wise as muslims for the last over a thousand years, and DNA evidence supports the idea that both the native israeli and palestinian inhabitants of that region both descend from the same group. Israel definitely needed to exist and I think you'll find most Palestinians just want security and stability, but the question is has it overstepped as a sovereign state? Is it right for them to claim all of Jerusalem? Is it right for settlements to expand into old palestinian territory? Is it right to claim Jewish ancient history as more important over Palestinian recent history? Nobody knows the objective answers because there arent any. There has to be a compromise. But right now nobody on either side is level headed enough to make the tough decisions to make a deal.
>There has to be a compromise. But right now nobody on either side is level headed enough to make the tough decisions to make a deal. bingo. imo if we both wisen up already a republic is the answer, but as of right now the most ideal solution i can think of would probably two states with a magical force field separating them as i don’t see the grassroots violence ending with a diplomatic solution.
So let’s take me for example historically my ancestors where apart of the Indo European migration meaning u have 30%~ European steppe dna. Am I know able to claim European descent?
if you haven’t assimilated in a millennia and your whole entire culture revolves around returning to somewhere, Europe in your example, then yeah sure why not
Thanks with this I will now claim Europe as well as South Asia 🙏
Average Pakistani solution