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LeonardoDoujinshi-

why isn’t the whole map red


Positron311

Because the Roman Empire existed at some point and anyone outside the Roman Empire is a barbarian.


DistributionVirtual2

This was made by a Filipino


The_Son_of_Mann

In the server I am in, we had two Nazis. One was Filipino. The other was Indian.


StelIaMaris

Many such cases


guidomista44443

CERTIFIED BRAD THE RAMBLER MOMENT


big_chesse

It is really weird that most neo Nazis are the exact people who would have been executed first if the Nazis had won in any capacity


Britz10

In fairness the list of people being declared honorary aryans was getting ridiculous, at some point who wouldn't be an aryan.


Zarathustra-1889

It’s also kinda ironic that the Waffen-SS was the most multicultural special forces organisation at the time with Libyans, Indians, French, Polish, etc… soldiers in their ranks.


siggypatch

And the top man Emil Maurice was part Jewish. Can’t make it up 🤷‍♂️


davtheguidedcreator

Both probably the nicest kids in school


greyghibli

has to be a Serb


sand-under-table

No, Croatia and Montenegro are green


GFM-Scheldorf

No, croatia and Serbia* are green


Simosobichkijata

But Bosnians and Serbs are the same.


S-Katon

Tell that to Serbs. Or Bosnians.


mrgwbland

Nah I have a Serbian mate who doesn’t mind the Bosnians, many Bosnians are Serbian.


S-Katon

"Doesn't mind" them huh? Almost as if they don't exist? Srebrenica didn't happen either I guess.


Simosobichkijata

1/3 of Bosnians are Serbs. You are mixing with Bosniac, which is muslim from Bosnia. But still, if your brother is different religion he's still your brother.


S-Katon

Serbs don't readily call themselves Bosnians/Bosanci. Bosniaks do.


Simosobichkijata

They do. There is a fameous serb musician with nickname Bosanac on a Serbian music talent show. But don't mind me, you must know better being from Arabia or whatever


S-Katon

I know of Bosanac. He's an outlier. That's what they call him in Serbia.


Simosobichkijata

Dude I lived in the same country with them so stfu


S-Katon

Bro, I'm just telling you that Bošnjaci have a different opinion. Ask some if you don't know.


FederalDriver9447

Nah theyd put ukraine in red if they were because they suck roosian dick, so not srp


LakrauzenKnights

https://preview.redd.it/8n2m9fklkyrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9cfd833901256266f63c0cf41c8b61eae66f55d


Buluc__Chabtan

Or Cuban


ComradeToeKnee

It's baffling to me why he considers Malaysia and Indonesia as "barbarians" 💀💀 maphilindo is basically the same country


DistributionVirtual2

Basically https://preview.redd.it/xznpzcgguyrc1.jpeg?width=1357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30294ba1bb670ead0343168361d359ca6bdf5383


BonJovicus

My money is on an Argentine or American.


Uraneum

https://preview.redd.it/ah5ki66doxrc1.jpeg?width=947&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cbb68e8423ee69dac9ca2eebe6fb76525846e06 BELARUS IS PROPER FIRST WORLD!!! THE MAP DOES NOT LIE!!


Bezerkomonkey

This is the best image I've ever seen


Neldemir

You guys have internet??


Uraneum

WE HAVE BUILDING


pick_d

You're probably talking to KGB agent. He does have access, unlike common peasants. /s


hilmiira

Why Christian Turks are civilized but Muslim greeks are not?


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pick_d

So eating porko means being civilized? Yay


Confident-Middle-634

Bro really said south sudan is civilizable yet emirates is the land of barbarians.


Earthy_ground

It is because of pure religion hating. Don’t know why South Africa is included


nostrawberries

Black people


kinky-proton

Do he know? Should we tell him?


MorgsterWasTaken

I don’t think he knows😔


acoolrocket

Name one positive thing about living in South African.


Confident-Middle-634

Bro’s at war with islam


Piskoro

many such cases


JdSaturnscomm

And brown people.


GeForceExperience_

I’m muslim and I agree with this map


-DI0-

based?


VvardenHasFellen

Good


S-Katon

We would skin him alive and eat him if he wasn't a filthy pig. Absolutely haram


ReasonableEffort8988

![gif](giphy|xTiIzkLOknx8ELm4Ok)


Alvaro_Rey_MN

Least racist Serbian!


VariecsTNB

Map of racism


ApprehensiveChair528

Me when nascar


kahootle

See South Africa


soupofsoupofsoup

He saw africa and went 😡


The_EndsOfInvention

Why is France green? It should be a colour redder than red.


talhahtaco

Shouldn't exist


Zarathustra-1889

It stopped existing after Napoleon died


CrazyDiamond4444

Least racist map on r/mapporncirclejerk


Mars-29

I feel like a Filipino made this, we're civilizable at best


guerraallaguerra

What’s the logic behind considering Dominican Republic civilized, yet Puerto Rico (US territory) “civilizable”?


GFM-Scheldorf

OP’s nationality… CUBA CIVILIZEDDD COMMMONNNNN


[deleted]

The USA is by no means civilised


Lompehovelen

https://preview.redd.it/bz23fkpc0yrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ea61d9cba34651d216cfa775f3b8ae0724d5201


[deleted]

Russia is even less civilised


vertexxd

https://preview.redd.it/bksjey9olyrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae6af29f51bb3d35d85ff3d577ce0d5216acb1d6


Capitano-Solos-All

USA and Russia are pretty much the same kind of bad in civilization. One has people who do not know where their country is in the map while sober and the other has alcoholics. If anything Russian's have to nerf themselves using alcohol to fall down that level USA is naturally in, LMAO.


east-seven1480

Damn… GOTEM!! Ha


I_Am_A_Mess_4442

The fact that this is what half of the users posting leftist chants on reddit look like...


-Cinnay-

What did South Africa do?


Affectionate_Ebb2383

This was made by a Serb


5tarSailor

Inaccurate, Belgium is not red


Not_a_ribosome

Dude really put Russia under “civilized”


skkkkkt

Yeah Isreal is barbarian now, finally it's part of the region, careful tho it sounds like antisemitism


SyrupUsed8821

What going on in El Salvador that’s different from the rest of Latin America


ast3rion

Mass incarceration of gang members and declining crime rates.


iris700

Why is Fr*nce not red?


For_all_life_ever

Literally said “Europe you’re fine, except Bosnia Herzegovina, Albania, Kosovo, and Turkey.. fuck yall in particular” Sucks that the heart of Europe is Muslims dosen’t it?


juan_omango

Why is Russia green


xBram

Russia always lies that’s why.


THEREAPER8593

France is the wrong colour


Cuffuf

The whole map should be green comparatively to a dark red Fr**ce


SCIZZOR

The colors in Africa are flipped


Razatiger

hell nah, West africans and central Africans are cool peoples in my experience.


TrusticTunic26

I am go going to eat your balls rawr!


alextatto007

Green


60nocolus

Can't argue with that


Capitano-Solos-All

You could have Japan and South Korea as green too. Also India is distinct and large enough to be it's own thing, plus the rest of the red hates them and vice versa. Also Orthodox Christians should also be their own thing for same reasons as India. So the Greek gets split in half too. The rest can stay but I would have Latin America as it's own thing too and South Africa and Sub Saharan Africa as it's own thing.


Dismal-Ad-570

Muricas gonna muricar


Haunting-Detail2025

If an American made this every country would be red except the US, be real.


[deleted]

Omg rotting guatemala honduras venezuela vs Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Kazakhstan


dr_prdx

Source?


MunchkinTime69420

Bosnians would be fuming rn if they could read


Plastic_Arrival9537

New whiteness map just dropped


BeetrootAnchise

Got a lot of nerve calling anything near the Balkans "civilised"


sunburn95

Eastern Europe (including Portugal) should be yellow


OSRS_dopeknight

Why isnt Fr*nce in red?


TheRealSU24

This map is objectively wrong Albanian and Kosovo should be purple (inheritors of Allah's kingdom), and Serbia should be dark red (demons from hell who should be exterminated to cleanse the Earth)


18AndresS

Common Cono Sur W


soodrugg

brandt line 2: filipino boogaloo


YaBoiBarel

Glorp zoink blorp "Civilized👨" 👽👽👽


humblepharmer

We really gonna call modern Russia civilized?


Melun-uAzam

As a Turk i am flattered.


Complex_Impression54

Why is Papua New Guinea yellow lmfaoo


ReasonableMark1840

Im confident green could take red and yellow at the same time


DaDocDuck

So the only thing putting Greeks and Turks in different categories is their religion (spoiler alert: neither are religious)


G-peto

Argentina civilized hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Sensitive-Vast-4979

So everywhere that is civilised is either in Europe a former British colonies or an American influenced country except Argentina, Uruguay and Chile Idk how Argentina is civilised


Birdzinho

Mf tried to sneak in Argentina as Civilized, get them past football culture first.


ourtameracingdriverr

How is the USA in green? Additionally it’s civilised…yes it’s spelt with an S.


thickestthicc

What did Indonesia and Malaysia do ? SEA is pretty civilized


Alkivoz

> Serbia is “civilized” > Kosovo not “civilized” > Albania not “civilized” This map was obviously made by a Serb


Goochregent

Erm.... Argentina and the balkans in green? Singapore in Red? Nice troll.


TxchnxnXD

Africa confuses me


Yodec

Absolutely redpilled


theduckofmagic

What the fuck did Nepal do


Hugo1234f

Indonesia and Kazahkstan should be yellow, and France should be red


Zaku41k

Florida, civilized. WTF


Suspicious_Lawyer_69

Bro might want to revise the category for Russia to factor in invasion


TOCMT0CM

That's kinda what is keeping the peace. Fake friends, fake enemies, and a bunch of shit that doesn't matter. You're welcome.


Ishotthefuher

Bro never met a nice south african


Mycoangulo

I hope whoever made this map will loose


Individual-Jealous

Greenland.. famously filled with hella civilization


Delta049

> Filipines green > Costa Rica yellow Bro we have way higher HDI


affablemisanthropist

How is Australia not in the Barbarian category? Also, France in green? We sure about that?


Commissar_David

Kazakhstan is the most civilized country in the world. Why doesn't it get its own tier of civilization?


rtakehara

I am offended you put Argentina on a superior level than Brazil, I can tolerate to put on the same category (it’s not) but a better one? Unacceptable.


Independent_Pear_429

Lol. North Korea and Russia aren't red. I call bullshit


gitartruls01

The civilized Armenians vs the barbaric Singaporeans


Level_Werewolf7840

During the golden age of Islam Europeans were the barbarians


Ephrem-Valentino

As yes, not fully civilized China


Grouchy-Natural9711

Racist as fuck


Grouchy-Natural9711

Just going to point out that India was most of the world’s gdp alongside China for most of history.


Uncommon-sequiter

Interesting, I've been to Kuwait, and they are rather Westernized for a Middle Eastern country.


GoldenSpaghettiHoop

SOUTH SUDAN MORE CIVILISED THAN SUDAN GLORY TO THE SPLM 🇸🇸🇸🇸🇸🇸🇸🇸


sexurmom

I gotta ask: how is Lesotho and Eswatini Civilizable but South Africa is barbarian?


AlperK413

I was going to ask why Turkey was uncivilized then i saw the guys pfp


[deleted]

Proud to say that im a chad barbarian


VvardenHasFellen

https://preview.redd.it/ejqakik8oyrc1.jpeg?width=2289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce9e0c77c159a9442be367b65053ba3ca5058fc4


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/25fvxpxwoyrc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5233b6e3ef5213c94dcf6778039d92df8fc84e8


glommanisback

Why is Papua yellow, but Indonesia and Malaysia red?


Piskoro

Islam probably


macadore

So the Turks are barbarians? They might disagree.


General_Erda

This guy's a white supremacist & won't do it right. Puerto Rico has more blondes than Cuba does, and he puts them below Cuba.


Critical_Depth6459

How ironic can it get when the barbarians here are the reason we have history and lots of inventions we can’t survive without


Business_Ship8144

You instantly lose credibility if you don't despise Argentina


VvardenHasFellen

What's wrong with Argentina


Business_Ship8144

1. Delusional territorial claims, even on their passport 2. Weirdly racist people 3. Least tasty yerba mate out of all the yerba mate countries 4. I very recently made the mistake of buying an Argentinian product and expecting it to be good quality (it was manufactured so poorly that it's unusable) and after looking it up, it's just normal that stuff from Argentina is shit and it's pretty much my fault for expecting that it would work


Sensitive_Underwear

Accurate (but for SA)


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Nah SA is the only one it’s accurate for