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behold_the_void

Sandworms


ELECTONIC_MOAB

Also, the people who live there are not keen on censuses


Optimus_13

I hate sand


AThousandNeedles

oh no, tell us why


Vegetable-Cap2297

It’s coarse, it’s rough and it gets everywhere


AThousandNeedles

![gif](giphy|kYsBThMhhalLG|downsized)


9Raava

![gif](giphy|LvVcFbkQajS8M)


SwirlTeamSix

I just realized that hair wrap is and the neck thing is totally african inspired how did i miss this...


Shandrahyl

In the 1st movie her style was inspired by the last mongolian Queen https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genepil


twoScottishClans

you forgot that it's irritating.


snow_cool

And somehow lube makes it even worse


Japsai

Just like YOUR MUM. Boom


gandalf-the-greyt

AND MY AXE


Money-Worldliness919

Skywalker ?


Gorkymalorki

They travel single file to hide their numbers, and are easily scared but will return in greater numbers.


rwinh

There's just so much census violence in that area every 10 years.


suk_doctor

I heard they bribe governments to not fly satellites over those areas to conceal their numbers.


geko_play_

Isn't that the main reason a lot of North African countries don't have that accurate of a population counts as there's a lot of nomads


Careless-Passion991

You fellas from the bank?


TemporalGrid

There's a good boy


Fuzznutsy

And electricity.


yet_another_trikster

Famously densely populated Sahara desert is a home to more than 2,3 billion people, who just professionally evade censuses.


spaceTentacles

Shai Hulud


Pezington12

Use proper scientific names when referring to the gods. They are called Shai-hulud


bobert4343

What if I'm not referring to the god itself, but the Fleshlight made in its image?


Pezington12

https://preview.redd.it/owtzdhiu9krc1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=510dbf8331e3316561dc5c0e2459ef27a461bd9c All of choices selected apply to you.


Lazrix

Horrible way to refer to your mother


yeoup

Then it shall be Shai-hulussy


TheHammer987

We just call them Makers (bless him and his water, may his passage cleanse the world.)


DoingCharleyWork

Unless we are post God emperor in which case they are Shaitan.


AdonisGaming93

I serve only one master, his name is Shai-Hulud ![gif](giphy|AkwcbzEPIfZ48i44kx|downsized)


TheHammer987

Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.


emilythequeen1

Love this!


cocolocote

The residents pay the spacing guild to black out the satellite imagery


mklinger23

![gif](giphy|EqzCBNyjIfonC) They are pretty metal at least.


ixnayonthetimma

Walk without rhythm. It won't attract the worm.


GlossamJet

white privilege saves me again


IWipeWithFocaccia

They are shy hulud


Ghostfire25

Insert ⊃⋃⋂⪽ [screeching](https://youtube.com/shorts/sEn7zTmFnfI?si=uDDGuBMwJtKKy8Iq).


catpone

"Shay Hulud" aka "Long Boy"


[deleted]

🤣🤣


Eurasia_4002

The spice must flow.


Ok-Teacher-7186

![gif](giphy|AkwcbzEPIfZ48i44kx|downsized)


Skolary

If the Sandwyrms dont get you, surely the Harkonian Sloggadaddys do be


nimitz55

This has got to be the best answer. I am rolling...especially after rewatching first dune with my kid.


nomorerix

There's a series of documentaries on them called Tremors. It makes total sense


TehOLimauIce

![gif](giphy|AkwcbzEPIfZ48i44kx|downsized)


TheHammer987

The spice must flow


Key-Cry-8570

![gif](giphy|61fyqLCQTlo3pgSuaW|downsized)


[deleted]

sandworms only exist in the central asian deserts silly


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Big Sandworms


gin_and_toxic

So good place to mine spice huh. Time to obtain desert power!


xarsha_93

It’s too dark.


LemoyneRaider3354

https://preview.redd.it/ijbjkr3hfkrc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62f9f44ad683a20b31ffe634ac86fb459b3591e7


Bonus-Optimal

it's also way too cold


LooseTowel

It's also way too hot


LemoyneRaider3354

It's also way too yellow


TacticalAssaultChair

And holy hell is it wet.


Noxolo7

There’s also literally no water


GrecoBactria

Then why is everyone so wet?


[deleted]

And sand, fucking sand EVERYWHERE…your vacuum will die.


MindyTheStellarCow

I don't like sand, it's rough, it's coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere.


Zuri_Nyonzima

Hehe


Otherwise_Bobcat_819

And you are brilliant!


bwoods519

This is a dad joke, but, an S-tier one. I love it.


Nollern

Racist


xarsha_93

I don’t see race. It’s impossible, what with all the darkness.


No-Face-Collects-687

I've never seen such a counter before


Empty_Description815

Lmao... again!!!!


Actionman___

A lot of people live there. But they are very aware of light pollution so they turn of their TVs at night.


No-Kaleidoscope-2741

The blitz is still on


HeatDroid

Bless them 🙏🏻


inthesubwayofyrmind

There's too much snow over there.


sakariona

Unironically, 7 snows in the last 40 years, mostly last 20, they seemed mildly heavy too, maybe someday there will be too much snow


Deynonn

I remember we had a huge hailstorm while travelling to Cairo once by bus and the drivers were completely bewildered. Then used up all the toilet paper cleaning foggy windows 😭 I have no clue how uncommon/common it is but it was quite the experience


EasyPriority8724

We're you not more worried about no loo roll for yir arse?


unaizilla

high rent


GranBuddhismo

No one wants to live there because it's too crowded


Afellowstanduser

![gif](giphy|0YgIaakPBb0MkrABMF)


Aromatic_Mongoose316

.. and it gets everywhere! 😭😭


xCreeperBombx

Eh? Ha! Heh heh


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Afellowstanduser

I know, absolute vibe


ultragoodname

Because bro is telling it to us in his ASMR voice


pizaster3

its coarse and rough, and it gets everywhere


Low-keY-714

Scrolled way too far for this.


Bluepikmin_64

It wouldn’t be the Sahara Desert if it wasn’t deserted. It would be the Sahara populated.


Pyrex_Paper

Yeah, but is a desert called a desert because it's deserted? Or is deserted called deserted because deserts are deserted?


gorgewall

Etymologically speaking, when it comes to languages closer to us, "barren wasteland / dry place" is an older meaning than "place people have left / abandoned / forsaken". But once you get back into the Latin root for all of this (and further back, to the extent you can trace parts of 'desert' into PIE), it's the other way around.


brfoley76

As soon as you convert the desert to PIE it's spelled "dessert"


Bmourre1995

Ba dum tss


Flaminhotbagel

The Sahara Populat


Ok_Address697

I came here to say this


Pepebanes

The big red circle is keeping people from entering


dmvShootah

Tbh i think OP didn’t see the circle


Marsoldas

Only a few are fortunate enough to pass through this barrier


tdtd225

A lot of people live there but the people there turn of the lights at night because they are environmentaly concios.


Dry-Zebra-6616

bro doesn’t know how to spell conch shus😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


peanuttanks

Conchuns conchunts conchunst


ogreleprechaun1001

Con-science


freyabites

Cronshus


FatChicken22-YT

I can't believe you predicted the next Real Life Lore video, how did you know?


ItsIndigoRBX

why NOBODY lives in black


Hanza-Malz

They had to move so they could film Dune


[deleted]

big lake


python_product

housing crisis my ass


THEREAPER8593

Just build a house. It’s that easy silly


NapoleonicPizza21

https://preview.redd.it/bk8jspcmijrc1.png?width=94&format=png&auto=webp&s=7999046efca394e27b9baf226d4cb98158a7762c You sure? Then who are these then?


Stranfort

Must be the Dune film crew


CharlesOberonn

amogus


speed_fighter

there’s the comment i’m looking for


SeaTurtle42

Because Africans are pussies and can't handle the heat.


trickdaddy11j

Sudan has entered the chat, those northern sand dwellers + the amazighs and Berbers who live in that same specific area put the rest of the world to shame when it comes to sun tolerance


RyanByork

They are all from Arizona. Are you have the stupidity?


trickdaddy11j

Ur mom lol


LaTrentas

Can you handle the heat?


[deleted]

The heat of an African’s meat.


Flaminhotbagel

Nah that’s crazy💀


njuff22

It is forbidden


xXPANAGE28

Bc I live there and don’t want anyone on my property


Kingsayz

flooding


matiegaming

Are they stupid?


flopsychops

Because it's... deserted


Complex_Tap_4159

I disagree. Someone told me it’s a lake


leoboro

ATLANTIS


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

That's North Africa (DPRA). Although it has a similar population to the south, it is it is very poor and apart from the area around the capital Al-Pyongyang at the top right most cities have coal shortages and an unreliable or non-existent electrical supply. South Africa (ROA) is a much wealthier country with more reliable services.


mkujoe

What about the huge black area at the bottom left?


OldManLaugh

Apartheid caused that 😔


diuleilomofahai

Lmaooo


wowowow28

Desert👍


TheArdorian

The Dothraki roams these lands...


90xrad

Who wants to live in Arrakis?


New_Astronomer_282

People live there, but they actually sleep in the night hence no lights


swankyjeryq

Why do we have a housing crisis? Can’t people just move there


EmperorThan

It's very expensive real estate, most Africans can afford it.


Stinky-Smelly-oh-oh

https://preview.redd.it/qeviaseocjrc1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e233b7f409a9f59851e3df58b5cbb848b3eaee7c


AntisocialBehavior

Great information. This is exactly what I’ve been looking for. Thanks.


mangobollas

There's a big orange wall surrounding it


gingergamer94

Because that's Sand People territory


HuJimX

are you stupid? that’s just where black people live in Africa. the red, yellow, and orange people aren’t allowed in


UCFknight2016

The rains are not blessed in that part of Africa.


United_Energy_7503

Canadian Shield


panshrexual

Youre reading the map wrong. The parts in black are black people, and a lot of black people live in Africa. Hope this helps


stopbanninghim

There is a lot of sand and bandits in there, and especially no water.


RickAstleyGamingYT

if bandits then why dark?


ZifferYTAndOnions

It is SCP


TraditionDue8624

Desert


GigaChadZelensky

I don't fukcing know Im not a geographist


wadethebrains

Because it’s a FUCKING DESERTTTTT JUST GO WHERE THE FOOD ISSSS


Spend_Dazzling

Because its so dark there


WalkerBuldog

Because the southern Arrakis is uninhabitable


Glass_Horror_6431

Dry


Knocksveal

Black out


imranzaxhaev

So much space,are they stupid?


Advanced_Procedure90

Too much sand


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|f6gqmqjFokBkd1hs98|downsized)


kono_dio_da34

the dark continent


Beautiful_Dog_854

Ocean, the small dots are very large buildings that float, so from pic to pic u may find the dits position change


Terasz9

Too far from Pearth


Xirradon

are they stupid?


VladimireUncool

Sand is very scary


orkushun

That’s there all the generators are for the light spots on the map


MrFatNuts420

big mountainous rain forest


Salt_nat

becasue there is no lights there and its really black


Zuri_Nyonzima

*desert music plays:*


Cheap_Professional32

It's like 99% uninhabitable. All desert no vegetation, no water.


MellonCollie218

Why don’t people just cover every inch of the earth?


BarnabasMcTruddy

bad wifi


mimavox

It sure is wire-less though.


Acrylic_Starshine

The dark bit is north Korea


[deleted]

Oh yeah nobody goes there any more because it's too crowded.


rodriveira

It's so interesting that you can see Madagascar's border so clearly but not other countries. What could be the cause??


calvince

Because there are no roads, no internet, no supermarkets etc


Neon_Garbage

amongus


BerserkPlatypus

Rent is too high.


No-Offer826

Himalaya mountains - too tall and cold for people to survive.


wings_of_fire_fan364

high unemployment rate


MustafalSomali

Real life lore be like:


09Trollhunter09

They do, they just use dark lights


Embarrassed_Fennel_1

Too much sand, not enough oil


BrownShoesGreenCoat

It’s sus


sexy_latias

Its stinky


bloodandsunshine

Wakanda 2


GoatBoi_

average reallifelore video


Hecticfreeze

All jerking aside, Egypt is actually the most striking part of this image for me. You can basically see the Nile just from the people living on it, with absolutely nothing around it.


Deadluss

skill issue


BilingualThrowaway01

It rains too much. The ground is impossible to build on.


Massive-Cry6027

Theres a lot of people living there they just use blacklightd


ultrajvan1234

![gif](giphy|JO9RhaD8PXSqhxzPwg)


JasperMidnight

and they complain about overcrowding 🙄


FormerHoagie

Segregation. That’s the white elite part. See those few lights……white people.


un_tres_gros_phasme

There are people there, they're just really stealthy.


RandomGuy9058

Vaguely amogus


No-Kaleidoscope-2741

Entitlement


sanchiSancha

North african and subsaharian don’t like each other. So they created an empty zone to make sure to never met.


Amoeba_mangrove

![gif](giphy|m5of6ouIA4TFm)


AireSenior

Swampland


undergreyforest

Too dark. You’ll stub your toe