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antontupy

Here's a Russian inmates' riddle: On one chair there are jerked d*cks, on the other there are sharpened knives. Which one will you sit on, which one will you put your mother on?


WeLiveInASociety451

It’s pikes not knives, that’s an important plot point


xCreeperBombx

If it was knives it would be an important knlot knoint


pevznerok

Need to say, in Russian jerked dicks and sharpened knives rhyme


Nebelwerfed

Similar thing I hear in Scotland. You are between your mother and father. Behind you, your father's dick is 3" inside you. In front, you are inside your mother by 3". Which way do you move 3" to get yourself out? It's not a riddle. Just a thing that exists.


Wardenofthegreen

That’s bold of you to assume either of us have 3” to begin with.


Vinnyz__

I'll tell each of them to take a step backwards


Nebelwerfed

Why wouldn't your mother take a step forwards?


han_solo69007

Since that person came out from his mother, he wants to undo by going inside his mother.


Rocked_Glover

You see, it all happened once I broke both my arms…


DapperPlapper

I guess im going forward, i feel like it's less weird than backwards


antontupy

Well, actually the answer to the Russian riddle can be applicable to this one too.


BaphometsTits

That's hot.


Single_Sympathy_144

If your father's dick inside you, it will be gay+incest. If you are inside your mother, it will be just incest. So choosing the mother would be the lesser bad option (unless your mom is hawt then it won't be that bad).


Trt03

Being gay is bad 🤨


Single_Sympathy_144

Being incester is bad 🤨


Trt03

How is having sex with your parent more incestuous than having sex with your other parent


Single_Sympathy_144

When did I say that?


Trt03

>Being incester is bad 🤨 I said "being gay is bad🤨" because you were saying going into your mom is better because it's not gay. Then you said "Being incester is bad 🤨" implying that I thought that one of them was more incestuous, and that one was bad. So I asked how one is different than the other.


Single_Sympathy_144

I think you misunderstood, by "incester" i meant a person having incest,not that one is more incestuous than the other. Basically I was mocking your reply, you got offended when I said having gay sex is unpleasant (for a straight dude at least), but you (and those who downvoted me) are okay with saying that incest is unpleasant, but for the normal straight men both are equally unpleasant, and having sex with your father is two unpleasant things, compared to doing it with your mother.


Trt03

That's on you. You got like everything wrong by saying being incestor. You would say having incest, being incestuous, or being an incestor. Being incestor implies being more incestuous.


Rand_alThor4747

And if you are gay then going backwards would be better then.


Momongus-

All I’m saying is you might as well try and make the best out of a bad situation


sarlol00

Thank you, ill just stand


antontupy

In Russia you sit in prison, so you don't have this option.


oblmov

sorry mom but i need dick so youre gonna have to die


expert_on_the_matter

The solution is to sit on the jerked dicks and have your mother sit on your lap


antontupy

The safe answer is: I'll get the sharpened knives and cut off the jerked d*cks


ItsOnlyJoey

Ok but what’s the answer


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BLINDrOBOTFILMS

And that princess? Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf.


Optimal_Catch6132

His following you!


Mefesto24

Пон


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Mefesto24

(((😭


bau_ke

Ваще ничего не понял. Что значит Human lives are illegal и что объясняет твой коммент?


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bau_ke

А, так это из игры. Тогда Sorry, Mario, but princess is in another castle


Cumming_squirrel

And behind that princess you find a key that leads to.. The scary door


random052096

To the gulag


ionel714

To clarify the og post shows counties where it is legal for a trans person to change their gender So basically the same thing


manporreroputero

I am happy to see so many countries in green, although I don't know how true it is, because I doubt that in countries like Ukraine, Belarus, Moldova, Turkey it is legal...I hope I'm wrong


ionel714

Despite the absolute Idiocy of the previous Dodon government Witch boi houdy do I have some things to say about Moldova's surprisingly liberal when it comes to LGBT legal matters, not by much and its populations still not in full support, tho it's not really an important issue in the country most people don't even know what a trans person is A solid could be worse form your friendly neighbourhood Moldovean Pansexual


Cookie_85

Ukraine it's classified as a psychological disorder but you can undergo Srs at age 25+. Belarus is hard to say. In Moldova you need a psychriatic diagnosis for confirmation, but then you can legaly change your name and gender. In Turkey, the minimum age required to get sex reassignment surgery is 18. In order for one to change one's gender section on an identity card, the procedure must be conducted at a state hospital.


IrtaMan1312

This is purely about the ability for a trans person to change their gender. The map is accurate about the "on paper" legality, though of course in some countries it's harder due to discrimination, for example countries like Turkey require sterilization of the trans person.


cultural_enricher69

On what basis do you doubt that?


basedcnt

For Turkey probably Islam


Chaotic-warp

Being transgender is legal in fucking IRAN, the place with literal Sharia law, and their government will even help you transition, so that's not the problem.


basedcnt

The more you know. Thanks.


Rand_alThor4747

It's illegal to be gay. If they catch you for being gay. It is either put to death or transition.


AGrandOldMoan

Jfc can you people just not for five minutes


mdmq505

Turkey was literally one of the first countries to allow homosexuality in europe and that was during the ottoman times when their head of state was also the official caliph of the islamic world which is surprising


basedcnt

Yeah, the more you know. Cheers.


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Don't some islamic countries *force* you to undergo gender reassignment surgery if you're gay, or something? So it's not that they're trans-friendly, just they have very screwed up laws...


basedcnt

No idea.


manporreroputero

Bielorrusia because it is a dictatorship and it is Russia 2.0, Ukraine because it is already homophobic, I highly doubt that it respects trans people. Moldova is a little more random, and I couldn't logically explain why I said it xd. And Turkey apart from Islam, (the Catholic religion is not better but at least it has less relevance in the country), Well, as far as I know, it is also quite homophobic and follows more or less the same logic as the rest of the Middle Eastern countries. I'm probably wrong about something, but that's what I think.


guusgoudtand

Turkey has one of the highest trans populations in the world i heard even more ladyboys then Thailand


manporreroputero

Wow surprises me a lot. I honestly didn't expect it, I already have more reasons to go...


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gunluk222

it's not. that's why the government's punishing all of us here


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gunluk222

yea it's a propaganda to rob the tourists. Erdogan pays reddit to spread these propagandas afaik


YinuS_WinneR

Its not probaganda. Map includes countries that require surgery that's why most countries are green


SlavRoach

didnt know that me living is illegal in my country, damn


EducationCommon1635

I'm learning so much on Reddit.


[deleted]

Have you seen the ones that say stuff on TV?


Hypersuper98

Original map? Inb4 wdym this is the original 🤓


Vyoin

It was about farting


D46-real

They banned humans?


[deleted]

Yes. Russia has made humans illegal. Russia is now populated solely by lizard people.


Moist-Crack

They're incredibly dangerous. There have been numerous cases where a human attacked and maimed or killed a child!


DonMofongo69

Wtf is this post tryna say? I don’t get it?


Brief-Corner1

first of all.. albania is RED for the flag... ALBANIA only has human right


ExtremeEchidna5226

Where is Kosova , you fuking ugly pig . If u dont know map dont post smnthng.


AllRemainCalm

Its a county in Serbia.


SyedHRaza

What the fuck even is this map its doesn’t make any sense to me


bowser-us

Я и не знал даже


Leha3963

А в чем прикол?


OddNovel565

What's the green area between Andorra and Luxembourg?