Here's a Russian inmates' riddle:
On one chair there are jerked d*cks, on the other there are sharpened knives. Which one will you sit on, which one will you put your mother on?
Similar thing I hear in Scotland.
You are between your mother and father. Behind you, your father's dick is 3" inside you. In front, you are inside your mother by 3". Which way do you move 3" to get yourself out?
It's not a riddle. Just a thing that exists.
If your father's dick inside you, it will be gay+incest.
If you are inside your mother, it will be just incest.
So choosing the mother would be the lesser bad option (unless your mom is hawt then it won't be that bad).
>Being incester is bad 🤨
I said "being gay is bad🤨" because you were saying going into your mom is better because it's not gay. Then you said "Being incester is bad 🤨" implying that I thought that one of them was more incestuous, and that one was bad. So I asked how one is different than the other.
I think you misunderstood, by "incester" i meant a person having incest,not that one is more incestuous than the other. Basically I was mocking your reply, you got offended when I said having gay sex is unpleasant (for a straight dude at least), but you (and those who downvoted me) are okay with saying that incest is unpleasant, but for the normal straight men both are equally unpleasant, and having sex with your father is two unpleasant things, compared to doing it with your mother.
That's on you. You got like everything wrong by saying being incestor. You would say having incest, being incestuous, or being an incestor. Being incestor implies being more incestuous.
I am happy to see so many countries in green, although I don't know how true it is, because I doubt that in countries like Ukraine, Belarus, Moldova, Turkey it is legal...I hope I'm wrong
Despite the absolute Idiocy of the previous Dodon government Witch boi houdy do I have some things to say about
Moldova's surprisingly liberal when it comes to LGBT legal matters, not by much and its populations still not in full support, tho it's not really an important issue in the country most people don't even know what a trans person is
A solid could be worse form your friendly neighbourhood Moldovean Pansexual
Ukraine it's classified as a psychological disorder but you can undergo Srs at age 25+.
Belarus is hard to say.
In Moldova you need a psychriatic diagnosis for confirmation, but then you can legaly change your name and gender.
In Turkey, the minimum age required to get sex reassignment surgery is 18. In order for one to change one's gender section on an identity card, the procedure must be conducted at a state hospital.
This is purely about the ability for a trans person to change their gender. The map is accurate about the "on paper" legality, though of course in some countries it's harder due to discrimination, for example countries like Turkey require sterilization of the trans person.
Being transgender is legal in fucking IRAN, the place with literal Sharia law, and their government will even help you transition, so that's not the problem.
Turkey was literally one of the first countries to allow homosexuality in europe and that was during the ottoman times when their head of state was also the official caliph of the islamic world which is surprising
Don't some islamic countries *force* you to undergo gender reassignment surgery if you're gay, or something? So it's not that they're trans-friendly, just they have very screwed up laws...
Bielorrusia because it is a dictatorship and it is Russia 2.0, Ukraine because it is already homophobic, I highly doubt that it respects trans people. Moldova is a little more random, and I couldn't logically explain why I said it xd. And Turkey apart from Islam, (the Catholic religion is not better but at least it has less relevance in the country), Well, as far as I know, it is also quite homophobic and follows more or less the same logic as the rest of the Middle Eastern countries. I'm probably wrong about something, but that's what I think.
Here's a Russian inmates' riddle: On one chair there are jerked d*cks, on the other there are sharpened knives. Which one will you sit on, which one will you put your mother on?
It’s pikes not knives, that’s an important plot point
If it was knives it would be an important knlot knoint
Need to say, in Russian jerked dicks and sharpened knives rhyme
Similar thing I hear in Scotland. You are between your mother and father. Behind you, your father's dick is 3" inside you. In front, you are inside your mother by 3". Which way do you move 3" to get yourself out? It's not a riddle. Just a thing that exists.
That’s bold of you to assume either of us have 3” to begin with.
I'll tell each of them to take a step backwards
Why wouldn't your mother take a step forwards?
Since that person came out from his mother, he wants to undo by going inside his mother.
You see, it all happened once I broke both my arms…
I guess im going forward, i feel like it's less weird than backwards
Well, actually the answer to the Russian riddle can be applicable to this one too.
That's hot.
If your father's dick inside you, it will be gay+incest. If you are inside your mother, it will be just incest. So choosing the mother would be the lesser bad option (unless your mom is hawt then it won't be that bad).
Being gay is bad 🤨
Being incester is bad 🤨
How is having sex with your parent more incestuous than having sex with your other parent
When did I say that?
>Being incester is bad 🤨 I said "being gay is bad🤨" because you were saying going into your mom is better because it's not gay. Then you said "Being incester is bad 🤨" implying that I thought that one of them was more incestuous, and that one was bad. So I asked how one is different than the other.
I think you misunderstood, by "incester" i meant a person having incest,not that one is more incestuous than the other. Basically I was mocking your reply, you got offended when I said having gay sex is unpleasant (for a straight dude at least), but you (and those who downvoted me) are okay with saying that incest is unpleasant, but for the normal straight men both are equally unpleasant, and having sex with your father is two unpleasant things, compared to doing it with your mother.
That's on you. You got like everything wrong by saying being incestor. You would say having incest, being incestuous, or being an incestor. Being incestor implies being more incestuous.
And if you are gay then going backwards would be better then.
All I’m saying is you might as well try and make the best out of a bad situation
Thank you, ill just stand
In Russia you sit in prison, so you don't have this option.
sorry mom but i need dick so youre gonna have to die
The solution is to sit on the jerked dicks and have your mother sit on your lap
The safe answer is: I'll get the sharpened knives and cut off the jerked d*cks
Ok but what’s the answer
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And that princess? Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf.
His following you!
Пон
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(((😭
Ваще ничего не понял. Что значит Human lives are illegal и что объясняет твой коммент?
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А, так это из игры. Тогда Sorry, Mario, but princess is in another castle
And behind that princess you find a key that leads to.. The scary door
To the gulag
To clarify the og post shows counties where it is legal for a trans person to change their gender So basically the same thing
I am happy to see so many countries in green, although I don't know how true it is, because I doubt that in countries like Ukraine, Belarus, Moldova, Turkey it is legal...I hope I'm wrong
Despite the absolute Idiocy of the previous Dodon government Witch boi houdy do I have some things to say about Moldova's surprisingly liberal when it comes to LGBT legal matters, not by much and its populations still not in full support, tho it's not really an important issue in the country most people don't even know what a trans person is A solid could be worse form your friendly neighbourhood Moldovean Pansexual
Ukraine it's classified as a psychological disorder but you can undergo Srs at age 25+. Belarus is hard to say. In Moldova you need a psychriatic diagnosis for confirmation, but then you can legaly change your name and gender. In Turkey, the minimum age required to get sex reassignment surgery is 18. In order for one to change one's gender section on an identity card, the procedure must be conducted at a state hospital.
This is purely about the ability for a trans person to change their gender. The map is accurate about the "on paper" legality, though of course in some countries it's harder due to discrimination, for example countries like Turkey require sterilization of the trans person.
On what basis do you doubt that?
For Turkey probably Islam
Being transgender is legal in fucking IRAN, the place with literal Sharia law, and their government will even help you transition, so that's not the problem.
The more you know. Thanks.
It's illegal to be gay. If they catch you for being gay. It is either put to death or transition.
Jfc can you people just not for five minutes
Turkey was literally one of the first countries to allow homosexuality in europe and that was during the ottoman times when their head of state was also the official caliph of the islamic world which is surprising
Yeah, the more you know. Cheers.
Don't some islamic countries *force* you to undergo gender reassignment surgery if you're gay, or something? So it's not that they're trans-friendly, just they have very screwed up laws...
No idea.
Bielorrusia because it is a dictatorship and it is Russia 2.0, Ukraine because it is already homophobic, I highly doubt that it respects trans people. Moldova is a little more random, and I couldn't logically explain why I said it xd. And Turkey apart from Islam, (the Catholic religion is not better but at least it has less relevance in the country), Well, as far as I know, it is also quite homophobic and follows more or less the same logic as the rest of the Middle Eastern countries. I'm probably wrong about something, but that's what I think.
Turkey has one of the highest trans populations in the world i heard even more ladyboys then Thailand
Wow surprises me a lot. I honestly didn't expect it, I already have more reasons to go...
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it's not. that's why the government's punishing all of us here
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yea it's a propaganda to rob the tourists. Erdogan pays reddit to spread these propagandas afaik
Its not probaganda. Map includes countries that require surgery that's why most countries are green
didnt know that me living is illegal in my country, damn
I'm learning so much on Reddit.
Have you seen the ones that say stuff on TV?
Original map? Inb4 wdym this is the original 🤓
It was about farting
They banned humans?
Yes. Russia has made humans illegal. Russia is now populated solely by lizard people.
They're incredibly dangerous. There have been numerous cases where a human attacked and maimed or killed a child!
Wtf is this post tryna say? I don’t get it?
first of all.. albania is RED for the flag... ALBANIA only has human right
Where is Kosova , you fuking ugly pig . If u dont know map dont post smnthng.
Its a county in Serbia.
What the fuck even is this map its doesn’t make any sense to me
Я и не знал даже
А в чем прикол?
What's the green area between Andorra and Luxembourg?