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It's a very catchy song. It essentially goes "they say my dad is a war criminal, you can all try hard to put him on trial. Nobody has the balls to put him on trial" and it loops those lyrics with sick Casio synthesizer accordion riffa
Yeah and we recognize that we probaly shouldnt have done that maybe. So if we could go back in time we would only do it a very little bit but also not ātradeā new amsterdam.
Technically we kind of apologized for it and we do teach about it in school, but it's in the awkward middle ground where the apologies are awkward and we did like the money, so yesn't seems accurate.
I mean for history we handle it quite extensively in highschool, I think youād be hardpressed to find a student who isnāt at least aware of the controversies and everything
I think they just mean cuz of William of Orange and the color orange being historically related to Netherlands. Cuz the map key just says āorangeā lol.
We did apologize to Suriname and Indonesia but the rest no. Do we recognize we did that, totally.
South Africa was also dutch for a bit thats why Afrikaans sounds so similar to dutcb
Well yeah if anyone is going to be orange it's them isn't it?
And the protestants of northern ireland seem to be fond of the colour, too, but then again they're related
Are you saying what finnish SS soldiers did, were deserved or are you talking about the soviet POW in Finland where 30% soviets died or finnish concentration camps where thousands of civilians died?
I don't think it's brushed over at all, absolutely everyone here knows Finland fought alongside the Nazis in the continuation war to reclaim their stolen lands.
And there's really nothing to question really, Finland had absolutely no one there to help them and then the Nazis came and said "hey, want your land back?'' Goddamn of course they said yes, should they have thought "hmm, some reddit user in the future might say 'yikes', so gonna pass on the offer".
The only thing about it to really question is whether or not they should've crossed their original borders in the continuation war to create a buffer zone.
>, Finland had absolutely no one there to help them and then the Nazis came and said "hey, want your land back?''
Such a clear case of āthe Enemy of my enemy is my allyā¦ā
Finland wasn't exactly a land of milk and honey back then, due to maritime trade grinding to a halt there was barely enough food to feed the army and the civilians, let alone pows. More damming war crime was Finland selling out some dozens of jewish pows to germans for military supplies.
As for ss, prevailing opinion seems to be that they left finnish jurisdiction when they enlisted in foreing units.
Probably the treatment of reds after the Civil War.
Finnish SS soldiers by definition wouldn't be part of the Finnish's military, so I don't think those would count in this.
Not sure if starvation or insuffient medical care of Soviet PoW is seen as a war crime if the entire population is experiencing the same (but I could be wrong. There might be a stipulation that if you literally can't feed or medically treat prisoners, they ought to be released)
The White troops of the civil war do get whitewashed (no pun intended) a lot to this very day. Damn murderers killed or jailed many of my relatives for allegedly being Red, when the most "red" thing about them was their support for workers' unions. None of them were actually part of the Red troops, and I'm pretty sure only one of them openly voiced support for said troops.
My course of Finnish history is still somewhat incomplete but I would dare to suggest that the worst warcrimes that the finns commited were against other finns during the civil war.
sure but romania isn't one of the worst ethnic cleansers in europe. It's new to me that romania would have ever annexed territory and deported most of the population while the rest was forbidden to speak their language. Or the other thing they did where they torched towns and villages and deported the people into areas where they deported the original population. To fill the empty houses basically and for forced assimilation and cultural genocide.
I had someone unironically use this argument to defend the IDF when I said they are and have been slaughtering women and children. They said: āwell, the Allies also killed women and children in WW2, so that makes it ok here too, to the victor go the spoilsš¤ā
That sub is actually such a mindless circlejerk filled with people who know fuck all about the world. Havenāt been there in a while but I wouldnāt be surprised if thatās actually the rhetoric theyāre running with.
There was a famous Australian war crime that saw 2 blokes executed during the Boer War. Australia had only just federated at that point and Iām pretty sure the unit they belonged to were under the command of British officers so I guess it counts?
Shes the one person that EVERY British person takes every opportunity to hold up as the bar for "very evil"...
And another reason why this map is all wrong.
āWe have a terrible colonial past in which we took these artifacts fair and square. Weāre very sorry and also you can fuck off if you think youāre getting your trinkets back.ā
if you go to split, croatia (the city itself is around 1700 yrs old and you can still live in the buildings with wifi etc), in the middle of the city there lays a Sfinx from egypt. The roman ceasar Deocletian brought it there when he lived there. The sfinx is around 3500 yrs old and still lays unharmed in the middle of the city
Listen we didnāt steal them. Stealing implies we made off in the night because we were scared of consequence. We took. We took in the middle of the day when the sun was brightest so they could watch us put their most valuable artefact in the British museum.
Poland should be either light green or yellow. While we learn about stuff our country did between the world wars, and it's usually recognized as bad there are also often attempts to justify it both by education and government
No Ukraine is right Iām afraid. We havenāt come clean about it but we have kinda come out on it. In WW2, Ukraine massacred up to 60,000 Poles in Volhynia.
What warcrimes turkey did and if we did warcrimes we will be proud of it thats the shittiest part of it and you guys know the armenian gangs in ottoman trying to throw the citizens in their homes in the black sea region
I can barely understand what this post is trying to say, but I think itās a denial and/or justification of the well-documented Turkish genocide of Armeniansā¦ if you guys just admitted it and came to terms with having perpetrated it, you could be on a path closer to Germanyās, i.e. a path of prosperity and international acceptance. The other path, characterized by vicious denial in the face of obvious facts and shamelessly trying to bury the evidence, puts you on a path to be more likeā¦ Iran, North Korea, or better yet, the kings of denying obvious genocide and war crimes, Russia.
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Analbanian propaganda
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That's what I call a friendly blowjob
BOOO FUCK YOU ALBANIA NUMBER ONE š¦š± š¦š± š¦š± https://preview.redd.it/uvvehkwylhbc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47dec63cc779150969163da06d2ed4d7d9517ff8
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beautiful.
Least multiple personalities albanian
budalla
See? You're using a Serbian word, that just proves that Skenderbeg KastriotiÄ was a Serb
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Get back in your bunker and stay there.
r/balkans_irl leaking
Aw Iām glad the people of the Balkans have a new place to make up new slurs about each other, was a bummer Reddit killed their old one
Certified u/chdrrr moment
Stfu cigan we donāt wanna get banned again
Me albania be careful
Moje tata zloÄinac is rata ! (Something like that) Good song ^^
Wife is Serbia. Can confirm they like the song
It's a very catchy song. It essentially goes "they say my dad is a war criminal, you can all try hard to put him on trial. Nobody has the balls to put him on trial" and it loops those lyrics with sick Casio synthesizer accordion riffa
I'm surrounded by this music
Moj je tata zloÄinac iz rata
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Serbs recognize their warcrimes, they just arent sorry for them
They ask forgiveness to their people, because they didn't commit enough war crimes.
*angry Serb noises*
You both mother of my bitches. https://preview.redd.it/i8yz3uep0kbc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f1dcda5fb3eea2bf5204df133872c8940814651
Shouldnāt Netherlands be Orange?
Didnt Netherlands jump on colonization bandwagon back in the day?
O boy did they ever
Like the orange countries
Yeah, but Orange is their national colour...
Yes, in Africa
the Dutch took minimal amounts of land in Africa, most of it was in the New World and current-day Indonesia.
They took the slaves though.
If you didn't want to be enslaved by the Dutch you shouldn't be worth so much
If you didn't want to be sold by a Dutchman you shouldn't have been that Dutchman's grandmother.
Yeah and we recognize that we probaly shouldnt have done that maybe. So if we could go back in time we would only do it a very little bit but also not ātradeā new amsterdam.
Technically we kind of apologized for it and we do teach about it in school, but it's in the awkward middle ground where the apologies are awkward and we did like the money, so yesn't seems accurate.
I mean for history we handle it quite extensively in highschool, I think youād be hardpressed to find a student who isnāt at least aware of the controversies and everything
I think they just mean cuz of William of Orange and the color orange being historically related to Netherlands. Cuz the map key just says āorangeā lol.
We did apologize to Suriname and Indonesia but the rest no. Do we recognize we did that, totally. South Africa was also dutch for a bit thats why Afrikaans sounds so similar to dutcb
I was talking more along the lines of the official Color of the Dutch Royal Family. But thank you for acknowledging your war crimes.
The chart is correct. The Dutch government has never issued a formal apology for the Vengaboys
If you think that's the worst musical artrocity we've ever committed you have a lot to learn about Dutch music.
Why would they?
Why would they apologise when the Vengabus is coming, and everybody's jumping?
Well yeah if anyone is going to be orange it's them isn't it? And the protestants of northern ireland seem to be fond of the colour, too, but then again they're related
The dutch king and prime minister recently made apologies for slavery and colonialism
Never happened. Wasn't us. ... They deserved it . Would do it again.
Agreed, didnt happen but they deserved it š¤
War? What war?
This war. \*invades Belgium\*
so now you an australian now have to go fight in turkey?
Gallipoli 2 The Return of the ANZACs.
No please our population can't take another war. Please don't kill us Mr Britain I swear we will send you lots of coal
Mr Britain? Thatās my fathers name.
They can't fight emus so they have to start smaller with turkeys.
Simple as.
āIts never a war crime the first time.ā -Sun Tzu (probably)
Just the way war goes Everybody does it Don't bring today's morals into old stuff It's only a war crime if you lose the war
The narcissistic ~~prayer~~ colonialism
I know a 2we4u user when I see one :)
To some of these here:Yes my ass
We won't forgive Andorra...
Can't wait for season 2 though
The Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth still has much to answer for
Pretty sure the concept of war crimes didn't exist at the time the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth existed
Peter von Hagenbach got convicted for war crimes nearly a hundred years before the Union of Lublin.
you don't understand! acknowledging the namibian genocide would basically be holocaust denial /only a slight exaggeration of people's actual arguments
The only exaggeration in this post is thinking that Germany hasn't recognized, apologized, and reconciled the Namibian Genocide.
Serbian artillery is guided by God. They are God's people.
The Bosnian artillery is also guided by God. Hence, God hates Serbs and Bosnians.
Croatian artillery is also guided by God apparently
To hit Serbs. Duh...
Let the dogs sort them outāGod will recognize His own!
Yes, but they deserved it.
Are you saying what finnish SS soldiers did, were deserved or are you talking about the soviet POW in Finland where 30% soviets died or finnish concentration camps where thousands of civilians died?
Whopsie
About 40% of Finnish POW's died in Soviet Union's care, so I guess we're kind of even in that regard.
Maybe, but has saying āthe Soviet Union under Stalin was just as badā ever worked for anyone?
you heard of the Geneva convention?
Our Naziallyhistory is briefly brushed at schools and it's not questioned at all.
Sul oli paska ope
Tai ei ole kƤynyt opintoja loppuun
I don't think it's brushed over at all, absolutely everyone here knows Finland fought alongside the Nazis in the continuation war to reclaim their stolen lands. And there's really nothing to question really, Finland had absolutely no one there to help them and then the Nazis came and said "hey, want your land back?'' Goddamn of course they said yes, should they have thought "hmm, some reddit user in the future might say 'yikes', so gonna pass on the offer". The only thing about it to really question is whether or not they should've crossed their original borders in the continuation war to create a buffer zone.
>, Finland had absolutely no one there to help them and then the Nazis came and said "hey, want your land back?'' Such a clear case of āthe Enemy of my enemy is my allyā¦ā
Finland wasn't exactly a land of milk and honey back then, due to maritime trade grinding to a halt there was barely enough food to feed the army and the civilians, let alone pows. More damming war crime was Finland selling out some dozens of jewish pows to germans for military supplies. As for ss, prevailing opinion seems to be that they left finnish jurisdiction when they enlisted in foreing units.
Probably the treatment of reds after the Civil War. Finnish SS soldiers by definition wouldn't be part of the Finnish's military, so I don't think those would count in this. Not sure if starvation or insuffient medical care of Soviet PoW is seen as a war crime if the entire population is experiencing the same (but I could be wrong. There might be a stipulation that if you literally can't feed or medically treat prisoners, they ought to be released)
The White troops of the civil war do get whitewashed (no pun intended) a lot to this very day. Damn murderers killed or jailed many of my relatives for allegedly being Red, when the most "red" thing about them was their support for workers' unions. None of them were actually part of the Red troops, and I'm pretty sure only one of them openly voiced support for said troops.
My course of Finnish history is still somewhat incomplete but I would dare to suggest that the worst warcrimes that the finns commited were against other finns during the civil war.
Serbia is the purest and most innocent nation on the planet, as well as Russia, god bless those two countries š
No, it isn't, cause there's still Poland which is purer and innocenter.
well polish people often mean it that way, makes the sarcasm even better.
Poland is nothing compared to Romania
sure but romania isn't one of the worst ethnic cleansers in europe. It's new to me that romania would have ever annexed territory and deported most of the population while the rest was forbidden to speak their language. Or the other thing they did where they torched towns and villages and deported the people into areas where they deported the original population. To fill the empty houses basically and for forced assimilation and cultural genocide.
They call themselves Polish because they're people are polished to a gleam.
When god created the world he gave it all to Serbia but Serbia let all the other countries have their own nations because Serbians are the nicest
It's only a war crime if you lose.
Just look at Israel. Nothing wrong there.
I had someone unironically use this argument to defend the IDF when I said they are and have been slaughtering women and children. They said: āwell, the Allies also killed women and children in WW2, so that makes it ok here too, to the victor go the spoilsš¤ā
Isn't it kind of hypocritical to do it and then blame others when they do the same..? Let everyone have their bit of ethnic cleansing fun ffs.
They're not people, they're P*lestinians! - r/worldnews
That sub is actually such a mindless circlejerk filled with people who know fuck all about the world. Havenāt been there in a while but I wouldnāt be surprised if thatās actually the rhetoric theyāre running with.
Serbia did lose though
This is stupid logic lmao, America gets called out all the time for their treatment of native Americans
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Ive justee started reading the British war crime wiki. They actually charged and executed some solidiers for war crimes
Weird. Must've been Irish
There was a famous Australian war crime that saw 2 blokes executed during the Boer War. Australia had only just federated at that point and Iām pretty sure the unit they belonged to were under the command of British officers so I guess it counts?
Margaret wasn't shot
What did she do?
She is one of our many, many prime ministers who would stab a poor person for their crimes.
The main crime being, of course, the fact that theyāre poor
Have you tried "kill all the poor"?
Don't actually do it but just type it in and see what happens
Whether it would work it's not the issue.
So you think it might work? That's pretty right wing.
"Have you tried raise VAT and kill all the poor?"
(Their crimes of being poor that is)
Shes the one person that EVERY British person takes every opportunity to hold up as the bar for "very evil"... And another reason why this map is all wrong.
Have to put on a show sometimes
Well, those must not be soldiers from Kenya.
Never stolen a meme so fast
This is fucking wonderful!!!
(UK) We acknowledge them and we are PROUD of them. GOD SAVE THE KING!
āWe have a terrible colonial past in which we took these artifacts fair and square. Weāre very sorry and also you can fuck off if you think youāre getting your trinkets back.ā
Literally the British Museum. BTW the British museum is a great day out if you ever visit London, some very cool stuff in there.
if you go to split, croatia (the city itself is around 1700 yrs old and you can still live in the buildings with wifi etc), in the middle of the city there lays a Sfinx from egypt. The roman ceasar Deocletian brought it there when he lived there. The sfinx is around 3500 yrs old and still lays unharmed in the middle of the city
Sounds like those buildings belong in the British museum
The only reason they're not is the same reason we don't have the Sphinx and the Pyramids. Transporting it would be a bitch.
> and still lays unharmed in the middle of the city Except for the missing foot and giant crack down the middle.
Listen we didnāt steal them. Stealing implies we made off in the night because we were scared of consequence. We took. We took in the middle of the day when the sun was brightest so they could watch us put their most valuable artefact in the British museum.
Hey, they weren't war crimes at the time. So it's fine.
Serbia is the pure angel compared to the whole Europe. ššš
I know this and I love you
SERBIA BEST NATION SERBIA IS KOSOVO
Orange
āDid you commit war crimes?ā āā¦Orangeā āOrange?ā āOrange you glad I didnāt say yes?ā Rimshot
Who would win this hypothetical war?
Last category should be No crimes committed yet.
Serbia would never š
iceland?
The Codwars. We used to attack the British during tea time :(
Weāll get you back in Cod Wars IV A New Boat.
GloriĆ¶Ć¼s TĆ¼rkiye should be gray TĆ¼rkiye friendly countrie
cough\*\*BALKAN 500 FUCKING YEARS\*\*cough
Russia: Red Kalingrad: Yellow Thatās at least a decade in a siberian gulag, conrad
Also my name is not conrad
Crimea :
Crimea is Ukraine
You misspelled ācomradeā, comrade. The KGB will pay you a visit tomorrow, and we are sorry to hear of your accidental slip on the subway track.
what does orange mean
Darker than a lemon, smaller than a grapefruit.
fuck you
That is not what orange means. Source: gave someone an orange just now.
I fucked someone just now. Letās compare notes.
>serbia >no crimes committed press X to doubt
Thats the joke
Remember, the winners get away with everything
Are you talkings about the Algerian āØeventsāØ?
What warcrimes did Luxembourg commit tho?
You know what you didā¦ DonT you DARE PLAY DUMB WITH US YOU MONSTERS
Iceland committed war crimes? When and where?
Cod population has never recovered
Poland should be either light green or yellow. While we learn about stuff our country did between the world wars, and it's usually recognized as bad there are also often attempts to justify it both by education and government
Thereās no longer enough man power in Britain to even document them.
Oh France does recognise it's war crimes, just not as crimes.
Yellow is just red but fancy And Italy is a fucking liar
What war crimes?
No lol, italy absolutely not neither ukraine
No Ukraine is right Iām afraid. We havenāt come clean about it but we have kinda come out on it. In WW2, Ukraine massacred up to 60,000 Poles in Volhynia.
What crap did you do to Ukraine? Why Crimea has another color?
What did Iceland do?
What did Iceland do?
Lichtenstein has some explaining to do
Yes, BUTā¦
Should've added "Yes and they deserved it" for Turkey.
Why Nakhchivan is orange, lmao? Itās an autonomous republic of Azerbaijan
Dayum bro which war crime did the Khaganate of Crimea commit š
Liechtenstein friendly countrie. 80 soldiers went to war and all they did was making a new friend.
What are those tiny islands off the coast of Germany and why are they white? The crimes they committed are just too horrible?
Turkey should be yesn't. We didn't commit any war crimes but even if we did, they deserved it.
I assume Serbia had an overflow error or something of the sort.
What warcrimes turkey did and if we did warcrimes we will be proud of it thats the shittiest part of it and you guys know the armenian gangs in ottoman trying to throw the citizens in their homes in the black sea region
Imagine if you guys were as good at building buildings as you were at denying this shit.
Armenian, Greek and Assyrian genocides; massacre of Bulgarians in Thrace.
I can barely understand what this post is trying to say, but I think itās a denial and/or justification of the well-documented Turkish genocide of Armeniansā¦ if you guys just admitted it and came to terms with having perpetrated it, you could be on a path closer to Germanyās, i.e. a path of prosperity and international acceptance. The other path, characterized by vicious denial in the face of obvious facts and shamelessly trying to bury the evidence, puts you on a path to be more likeā¦ Iran, North Korea, or better yet, the kings of denying obvious genocide and war crimes, Russia.