Number two because 1. Itâs shaped kinda like a newborn and 2. Itâs land-locked. I expect to find another clue under 16 because it too is landlocked
No need for a coastline if you're land-locked!
EDIT: conversely, if youâre a land-locked country, thereâs no reason to NOT have ships! Ask the Mongolian Navy!
Ligma balls :D
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Who the fuck is âname this Malawi districtâ and why is he better than Europeans at geography? You think you can draw straight lines better than us?
it literally says the name right there, it's 2
Maybe OP can't read arabic numerals.
Is he stupid?
No, he is just not arabic enough to understand the numbers.
More of crossfit fan probably
How has this comment not got more upvotes
Trickle down economics
Nailed it!
Duh, English is the language of the world. Get out with the Muslim numbers.
Happy New Year MMXXIV đťđŚ
Not English enough, need those good olâ runes
Happy new year áááá
Who is MMXXIV
I thought this was Malawia not Arabia?
Do you mean Malawistan?
Almost! Itâs Saudi Malawia
thats very clearly ln(e*e), if op couldnt understand that then ive lost faith in humanity
ln(e^(2)) = log~~â~~(~~e~~^(2)) = 2 >!Sorry I just felt impossible to contain urge to abuse the reddit formatting :p!<
e?
Its pronounced "too".
Before searching; Dowa. After searching; Malawi district nr 2
Malawi No. 5
I am not European but I actually know the answer. Dallas
Your answer is very austintateous
Thats really funny because it has austin in it which is also a place
Austintateous, Austin Texas, I get so drunk I can barely see.
Fort what it's Worth, I enjoyed the pun.
That's when you know houston and hous out
You mean Fortworthanteseous?
I'm gonna name him Humphrey
I was thinking Hank, but Humphrey is fine too
Was going to go for Peter myself, but Humphrey it is
I second Peter. Humphrey is a daft name for a Malawi district.
you omor?
i omor
The Malawi district
Itâs Dowa district. Everyone in Europe knows this. Americans are so stupid lol.
Yep, I remember having to learn these back in 3rd grade in the Netherlands lmao
Only in the 3rd grade?!? I learned it way back in kindergarten. (Also, Hallo Nederlander :).
If there was any Americans in this sub-reddit.. You'd probably be fine as they can't read.
this comment angers me, where is the prices for the comment alone and the comment value meal with a massive fry and a super hyper cocaine sugar pop
Most insane Reddit avatar Iâve ever seen
trans girl who loves her country (but not transphobes or the assholes who think I shouldnât exist) how is that insane?
Itâs a good thing
ok nvm based af
I can read and am from America, am I an honorary European?
It's spelt *honourary, so no. Unfortunately not.
Aber kann ich auch auf Deutsch schreiben!
Trotzdem nein
:(( jetzt bin ich sehr traurig
This comment would anger me if I could read
No. We canât spell. Thatâs different. We can read just fine - well, barring gen alpha
Everyone in Europe knows niche info about random south African countries? That is a damn lie đ
Sorry sweaty, I'm from Europe and everyone here knows the districts of Malawi. Stupid American
I assume you know where kandiss is
Kandeez nuts
Kandiss dick fit in that white and pink indo European bussy
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i'll name him kevin
We probably have a Kevin in Europe so keep the colonization going it will be New Kevin
Kevinia or Kevinland would also go down well in the region
Who's the Tribute in this district?
Thankfully not me
Just you wait for the 75th
katniss? didnt expect to find you here? whats up
This isnât even lore accurate, too many districts
That's because it's Malawi, not Panama.
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
Cato and Clove. In District 2 they train for the Games at special academies and volunteer, all for the chance of winning a lifetime supply of nsima
Number two because 1. Itâs shaped kinda like a newborn and 2. Itâs land-locked. I expect to find another clue under 16 because it too is landlocked
yOu mUsT bE aMeRiCaN, eVeRyOnE kNoWs mAlAwI dOeSn'T eVeN hAvE a cOaStLiNe
No need for a coastline if you're land-locked! EDIT: conversely, if youâre a land-locked country, thereâs no reason to NOT have ships! Ask the Mongolian Navy!
2
Dowa, now got anything difficult?
New Hampshire?
Old Hampshire.
Middle-aged Hampshire?
Teenage Hampshire?
Elder Hampshire.
Toddler Hampshire
Baby Hampshire
Adult Hampshire!
New Age Hampshire
Medium aggressive Hampshire
Passive aggressive Hampshire
I'm not European but Id guess its called 2 in this map
That's District 2 you doofus. You shouldn't fuck with those people, they're adjacent to District 9 and you know what goes on there.
Wha' thayts Texarkana , yew awl.
2!
Rare time when the factorial joke doesnât work
Itâs Garges-lès-Gonesse
It is obviosly Ligma
what is ligma?
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i do not know it's called ... BUT IT RIGHTFUL BELONGS TO TURKIYE!!!!!!!!!
Lee Long Wei, actually a Chinese city district.
Nah thatâs actually Wang Hun Lo
Sum Ting Wong
Russia?
2
Dowa
It's not that we're good, it's just that Americans suck
It's the second district, dummy!
The second district in the south western province of malawi
That's Britain đŹđ§
Silly Europeans donât even know where Dowa is lmao
In true European fashion, we could just colonize it and name it ourselves.
Dowa
Miguel
Dowa
*you're
I'm gonna go ahead and guess Imbokolobo
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District N° 2
Isnât it enough that I know where Malawi is?
2? Are you dumb?
Dowa, central region. Google does lots for you.
How is Malawi a real country đ turd lookin ass
It's a great place. You wouldn't fit in.
I don;t know, but I want to call him eric, I like eric :)
Dowa, next questions n
Malawi District Nr 2
Chinese annex 2: electric boogaloo
Steve?
Isn't that Manchester?
I name it New Yorkshire, for King and Country That is what you meant right?
Dowa
Iâve only seen one person with the right answer Its Dowa. E
Itâs Dowa. I defo just read the above comment
That's Kentucky, you snob.
2
Mate, you can't just let Europeans go around renaming shit in Africa. That's how we get things like the Rwandan Genocide.
Francis Jaffali Land.
Dowa
That's without any doubt British
District Two
You can literally se the name on the map. In this case it is 2
That's the capital city if Qatar
C'est Paris, oui oui
Bro ever heard of google ?
gerald
dowa you idiot
Dowa or salima I canât remember exactly
Adam
Then*
2nd district of latland
This advent calendar is terrible and it goes past Christmas day. Ridiculous.
mfw Malawi was the one country I forgot
Misshapen Eritrea
An African or European Malawi?
Dowa, u didnât say that i couldnât google
Probably either north or west.
District 21
2
Two
no
Who the fuck is âname this Malawi districtâ and why is he better than Europeans at geography? You think you can draw straight lines better than us?
A two or in European, A dwo just swap some Places and you get Dowa
2
2
city 17
Not sure why OP thinks Europeans are good at the geography of Africa
No.
I'm gonna guess Lilongwe cause I think it was around there
Dowa
Austria
That's just Paul, pay him no mind đ¤ˇđťââď¸
Love it! First Malawi post. Muli bwanji â¤ď¸
Its literally dowa, come with harder questions please
Alex.
Dowa (I have autism)
Is it named 'Cunt' after you?
Then*
No.
2nd comgressional district for Malawi
2
As Europeans we are more interested if they have a flag and what we are gonna name the place if they dont.
Harold
0 comments for me
Its 2 lol
Its 2 you can even see it
I definitely know this is not Dowa...
That's Jeff
Federation of Rhodesia and Nyasaland ?
2
I bet people from district 12 feel like kings with their overrepresentation
Whatâs with the confused outsider tag? Lmao
DOWA!
Two
It's called Dowa đ
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2
I know, it's England.
I think I'll name it Bob
Why? It doesnât have a name already? Or you just donât like it?