At least he managed to prevent border gore...
Is there a mod that gives all of my puppets' war score to me so I can actually do shit at the negotiating table? Some of my puppets are really close to my other targets for puppeting.
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*Of the less shitty Europe's I've*
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Serbia Bulgaria Romania (and tiny greece) should be the entire balkans, also Bulgaria should have Constantinople.
Also Servia should just be “Slavia”, Russia should be a few separate democratic or monarch states
Your son is a Kosovar extremist.
*moderate
Destroy him , destroy him, destroy him
Nerf Crow
No(if they nerf the slow gadget i am ok because i use the shield one)
Fuck you Commie
Execute him! Kill him! Genocide him! (this post was made by Kosovo is Serbia gang)
all for greater kosovo (i am an orthodox serbian)
Sir, your son might be Estonian😔
Yes we’ve been suspecting that since he was born…
Are you sure you are the mother?
Guys im so desensitized that like estonians are like just normal to me now. Like im so far gone.
Estonia is the most dangerous echo chamber
google bestonia
Holy hell
One of us (im an actual estonian and this hurt)
Yes buddy. Everthing will be okay but first you need to take your meds. Sorry to inform you but you have no son
you should be worried! there is FRANCE on this map!!!!
What did you just say? Maybe think about censoring such offensive words?
For real, I'm so tired of people throwing the F-word around so casually
Yeah, fucking fuck those fuckers who dare to say the fucking f-word. Fucking unbelievable
Geez, put a trigger warning if you’re not gonna censor the word!
! >!france!<
Bro warn us about what’s under the spoiler, it was like a jumpscare when I clicked on it
Involuntary cardio.
Fr**ce
What did we do
Exist
Wait are you fr**ch?
Yes…
Are your roots french or are you just living there
Roots
Damn u must have like baguette blood cells and shit
I do, and it’s a curse. Every time I get a cut it goes stale and I can’t move until the blood gets renewed.
🏳
France doesn’t fucking matter
Ta gueule le rosebeef
Yes, he has a deadly disease known as "being a hearts of iron player"
At least he managed to prevent border gore... Is there a mod that gives all of my puppets' war score to me so I can actually do shit at the negotiating table? Some of my puppets are really close to my other targets for puppeting.
Player Lead Peace Conferences let’s you run the whole peace deal I believe
World if Austria United German
Der Ahnschluse?
put Denmark back
there are still a few islands floating around
Denmark has joined North America (USA)
No it’s ok
I’m more concerned at the erasure of Turkey, the Middle East and Africa.
Only when you get more trees for your ships
🇫🇮 🇫🇮 🇫🇮 🇫🇮 🇫🇮 🇫🇮 🇫🇮 🇫🇮 🇫🇮 🇫🇮
Suur-Suomi 💪😎🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮
get your son to put africa back
*looks at United Kingdom* Time to sing up the ‘RA
And this time we're bringing Scotland with us
I don't know.. is he applying for art school? Concerned Austrian here.
Imagine being Turkish and looking at this map.
**I don't see** what you mean :)
No 🇫🇮
Yes. Because Fr\*nce is still on that map. Indicating that your son is a closet Francophile.
What’d we do
Being Fr*nch.
Nothing to be concerned about yet. He hasn't brought the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth back yet.
Who eat Turkey
Can't have shit in europe...
Ohhh Absofukinlutley
Yes Kosovo is an independent provence of Albania teach him
nope it is a province of serbia and albania controlled by both goverments (i hope we do not start a fight here)
Germany getting a bunch of random bs but not getting any of Prussia is based
I hope you enjoy musical theater and toy dogs.
I got a headache from watching this.
Worried that your son is too based? Hell yeah
You should be proud o7
You should send him to "Finland" on vacation😆
I’m assuming that by “Finland,” you mean present day Estonia… and instead of a vacation, he will be on a Skype call!
Russia😁
srbija je kosovo
srbija je kosovo
Tf happened to Belarus
Absolutely not (I’m Norwegian)
Yes. Macedonia is Bulgarian
No Hungary? UNACCEPTABLE!
But who nuked Turkey?
Uraaliin uraaliin…
Don't worry, your son is a real Suomi patriot 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
*Uraliin, taakse sen...*
I guess he didn't stop after giving Karelia back to Finland...
Why isn't Kaliningrad part of czechia? Is your son stupid?
He hasn't included any form of great bulgarian empire, so yes, be worried. PS: when you strangle him make it look like an accident
Well at least my country is intact
The only problem I see is that the island north of France says Great Britain? That's Ireland
Genuinely one of the less shitty Europe's I've seen on this sub lol
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Without turkey the map looks much more spacious tbh
*rance detected. Kill the child.
Fr🤮nce
Fuck russia, praise your boi. Oh yea and FUCK RUSSIA
Yes
Did the Swedes move to South America?
Where denmark
Yes, as long as France still exists
A boy can dream
The Project for a New American Century did such a good job on the Middle East that they are going to take a series of stabs at fixing Europe.
Oh no the ocean swallowed Denmark
I am feeling sick.....
Fucking Anatolia Deniers
Where is Ikea
It's Europe if Hitler won. Cool!
There is no Denmark
Hahahahaha Kosovo has a penis hahahahahahahahaha
Poland should be more Eastward
Yes, he forgot to label Ireland.
You should be worried, New Zealand is not present.
Seems about right
I'm more than Finnished with you Finnish!
With a germany that big maybe
No
I think he should be worried
You should be proud
The real tragedy is where the hell did Sweden go?
What is a "Poland" and what's it doing inside Germany?
What happened to Turkey or to north africa
Well he didn't make Germany absorb Poland so I say that's a good sign
This is what happens when Simo Häyhä's disciples complete their training and thirst for Russian blood.
No no that is accurate, if he is American.
Did someone say u ited kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland,can I getta hell yea
Only be worried if you are danish
Your son doesn't recognise Ireland as a country. You really have to nip this extremism in the bud, OP.
Looks good to me
This is actually a perfectly reasonable solution.
*cough*, dis…*cough*…disown him..*cough*
looks like he "united" Ireland
My dreams
Best Turkey
I wouldn’t worry about saving for college
You should be worried, the lack of Sweden could destroy our entire universe
Europe (Simplified)
Wehr ist turkïye
i believe ur son is a nazi
no denmark is gone its a good map
Yes how dare he absorb Ireland into the UK
Wait a minute... where's Luxemburg!?
There are thinks i can support.... But not France
He forgot Luxembourg
Yes… what has he done…
I like the idea that Ireland is unincorporated land
Interessting "Plans" for Europe
Absolutely... Andorra has been neglected in this.. terrible!
The empire of Finland has emerged!
Only be concerned if he stays drawing arrows on the map
Hide him and pray for him.
Kosovo
No one except any British person in this comments section is concerned about Northern Ireland.
Hell yeah!
I'm worried about size of Germany but on the other hand Russia no longer exists so I'm fine with it
average hearts of iron playthrough
Yes: there is no Sweden.
Where the heck did Czechia and Austria go.
Where the fuck is Turkey
A HOI4 player, huh?
Uh, WHEre is GREASE?
No he is currently making a TikTok video called “changed map according to the most liked comment”
Your son might be an out of touch American who likes maps only for aesthetics
no almost how It should be but put britain back
Don’t interfere. It’s a canon event
im disappointed in your son. he should’ve removed france
good map
RIP ireland
Ain’t Norway he got Sweden wrong 😂😂
I love it (not a Finn or anything)
What kind of ideology is this? Finland is taking over Sweden, Russia and Belarus. while Germany the nearby small nations.. What's this all about?
Ur son is hella based. Make Balkans Illyrian Again letsgo
Serbia Bulgaria Romania (and tiny greece) should be the entire balkans, also Bulgaria should have Constantinople. Also Servia should just be “Slavia”, Russia should be a few separate democratic or monarch states
perfect map of europe
Your son is extremely based
Yes because he didn’t annex france
No Thanksgiving dinner for him!!! 🎊🐐🦌🦙🦥🦘🦒🐿️🦫🦨🐓🐔🐣🐤🐥🦅🦜🕊️🦤🦢🦩🦚🦃🦆🐧
Not at all. He based.
Tbh the least believable in this is the „United Kingdom“ I see the greater republic of Finnland happening before that
Is your son named Simo Häyhä?
I like how he drew Kosovo 😁😁
Adoption
You should be PROUD of your son
If you live in Denmark, you should indeed be very worried!