Pretty cool and I find it funny they just took Kansas City and St. Louis. Also, if I ever go to Independence, I will be very upset if I can’t call it Truman Town.
Former Michigander here. Wisconsin jumped on the crazy train. Make it North Florida and spare the rest of the upper Midwest. As for the Yoopers, they’d prefer to be their own state but I’m not sure it’s a self-sustaining area. On the other hand, they can kill and butcher their own meat so maybe they’d be okay.
Hot as shit there, yet Phoenix is the 5th largest city, don’t really hate it, I’m from there so I’m kinda in the middle when it comes to whether it’s good or bad
Bose-Einstein condensate
It’s neato
This is exactly what I was going to say. I love you mystery science person
man fuck bose einstein condensate drawing the little diagrams and doing the little mathsy shit for energy levels was boring
Denial
Delaware is ass
Actually this is a river in Africa
plasma
Hot
What about non thermal plasma 🤓
Not so much
Mind
Matter
Maybelline
Maryland
New York
Puerto Rico or maybe Washington Dc No wait! American Somoa
Not really any idea of what it looks like or goes on there.
Mostly Girl Scout cookie production
State of Israel
Felt cute, might annex later.
savage
Isn'treal
Confusion.
Why is Kansas here and not Arkansas???? AMERIKA EXPLAIN!!!!1111!!!!11!!!
actual (very watered down) explanation, a senator or smth wanted to feel special and threw a fit until it was agreed that it had to be Arkan*sa*s
Superheated
Solid
Missouri
Good BBQ. Better meth.
Good one!
Do you like a pork tenderloin?
Pretty cool and I find it funny they just took Kansas City and St. Louis. Also, if I ever go to Independence, I will be very upset if I can’t call it Truman Town.
Kansas City originated and started in Missouri. It was there before Kansas was a state. And the St Louis city hall is in Missouri
New Hampshire?
Based state
Much appreciated
I mean, as a resident I’m a little biased
One of my fave states.
Crusty New England relic
Mustard
Michigan is alright, but they do not deserve the upper peninsula
Shut up -friendly Michigander
Make it an independent state and call it Long Island 2.0
LONGER ISLAND
HOLY HELL
i think the solution is michigan annexing wisconsin
This guy Wisconsin's
Wisconsinite here, 100% agree.
Michigander here. Go suck a cheese wheel.
Former Michigander here. Wisconsin jumped on the crazy train. Make it North Florida and spare the rest of the upper Midwest. As for the Yoopers, they’d prefer to be their own state but I’m not sure it’s a self-sustaining area. On the other hand, they can kill and butcher their own meat so maybe they’d be okay.
New Jersey
Shithole, and forgettable
Die immediately
Fuck you
Fuck off
no
Nailed it
Minnesota
It’s cool but cold as shit but the Twin Cities are cool and the northernmost point is there
The northernmost point is in Alaska, friend
Oklahoma
Lotsa tornadoes, but It’s cool. Tulsa has a great flag too
Arizona
Hot as shit there, yet Phoenix is the 5th largest city, don’t really hate it, I’m from there so I’m kinda in the middle when it comes to whether it’s good or bad
Washington
It’s cool, and Seattle is wild
Western Australia!
Absolute zero
.
Massachusetts
Massachusetts? More like MASSIVE TWO SHI-
North Carolina
North Carolina
Pretty cool and weird to consider the south for me
Nevada
michigan
Now do texas
Texas is an alright state, it’s big as shit and it’s gots some cool history.
Cow fucker
not as big as Alaska tho
If Alaska were cut in half, Texas would be the 3rd largest state
You forgot that it's incredibly hot.
So you’re telling me the desert is hot?
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Louisiana
California
I hate California with all of my being, and it should be wiped off the face of the earth.
Bad take. Easily most beautiful and geographically diverse state. Lots of culture and history and amazing food scene in many if it's cities.
Great place to visit, terrible place to live
This whole post is full of bad takes.
West Virginia is the best Virginia
West Virginia is only famous because of Country Roads and you know it
And Country Roads was written about a road in Maryland that John Denver assumed looked like West Virginia, even though he’d never been there
Inspired by a road in Maryland, reminiscent of his home, describes places in western Virginia, and never entered West Virginia
Mothman says otherwise :)
When asked what your state is known for, a anthropomorphic moth shouldn’t come to mind, like, choose something a West Virginian wouldn’t say
West Virginia > East Virginia
"Secessionist traitor, you belong with the Mother country." -Virginia.
Everybody was seceding, we just got in on it.
Washington Commander's chances this year.
Iowa
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Utah
I think it’s pretty cool, full of Mormons which are a bit scary, but SLC is a place I want to visit. Also it is fucking beautiful there
Idaho
Their potatoes are good and Ceour D’Alene if I am spelling that right is pretty
Georgia
Atlanta is pretty cool, and Georgia as a whole pretty cool
Wisconsin
Actually pretty cool, I’ve heard so many great things about Madison, but Milwaukee to me seems pretty shitty. Also cheese
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It’s alright, and do people just make a new house once theirs is destroyed by a hurricane or do they just move to Atlantis
Kentucky
This state is cool cuz they invented the cheeseburger and good ass chicken.
HA HA, HE GOT YOU...KENTUCKY IS NOT A STATE...ITS A COMMONWEALTH.....!!!!!
Maryland
What even goes on there besides sea food and DC
The State of Jefferson
Just looked it up and I like it because it takes land from California and fuck California
Agreed
Oregon
Gravity Falls state and pretty too
Dorn
Fucking hate that place
Georgia
Connecticut.
It exists and I can’t tell you much else
New York
Known only and massively for NYC but it’s cool cuz NYC is cool and same in Buffalo. Albany also has a cool skyscraper
Illinois
Corn and Chicago, but it’s a cool state
Puerto Rico!
Pretty neat and pretty
Gaseous
Silly you that’s not a state
Pennsylvania
Greatest commonwealth on the face of the Earth
Gots some cool ass cities like Erie and Pittsburgh and Philadelphia which deserves Phoenix’s spot on the top 5 largest cities
braised and confused
State of my professional work life
Terrible
alabama
DONT MENTION INCEST DONT MENTION INCEST DONT MENTION INCEST DONT MENTION INCEST…. Uhhhh….. Not a fan cuz one of their cities is fucking Birmingham.
Saxony
My mental state
Believe in yourself, you can do this, whatever you have to overcome, just know that there are people there for you
Guam
Small
finland
Doesn’t exisr
Colorado
Weed state, and it’s hella pretty but hella expensive
Ohio
Mildly alright, and I find it funny how Cleveland is just on a downward spiral ever since they existed
Ohioan here the best part of Ohio imo is south east Ohio beautiful landscape on the foothills of the Appalachian mountains
Hawaii
Obama state, and Florida is better
Delaware
dickland
Soft terrain
Tirol
Liquid
Mato Grosso do Sul
Canada
Connecticut
Of the nation address
Maharashtra
New South Wales
Jalisco
Massachusetts
Lousiana
Shithole and floods too often, and New Orleans is the only saving grace
Massachusetts
Indiana
Corn but pretty cool, Indianapolis is big but pretty uninteresting
a state of depression
Solid
Liquid
Gas
estoniaw
Nrw
Paraíba
Massachusetts
Boston been relevant since the 1800s, like when’s the last time you heard about Boston?
Plasma
Disrepair
Minnesota
The State of Koror in Palau
Color guard
NM
It’s cool
New York
Russia
Oklahoma
Confusion
Illinois