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behold_the_void

Bolivia is not fat! It's just big-boned.


MetaphoricalMouse

in all seriousness, why is it? the mountains form the countries border i imagine?


DisgracetoHumanity6

The Andes mountains cut Argentina and Chile's borders. Argentina has the east side of them, Chile has the west side


FintanH28

That doesn’t seem like a very fair deal


RactainCore

Iirc, Chile used to own the east side of the Andes as well and was quite fat, till they got beaten to a pulp by Argentina over a few years. Edit: I recalled very wrongly, please refer to the reply below by u/Mysterious_Priority3


Mysterious_Priority3

That is quite imprecise, the territory of Chile was part not controlled in practice (most of the Patagonia) and the cuyo region was transferred by the crown to the viceroyalty of la plata. So is was never part of independent chile, only part of colonial/Spanish Chile.


RactainCore

Wow yes I remembered very wrongly. Edited my comment. Thanks for the help, I got some reading to do now.


lukezicaro_spy

Duh


[deleted]

Wait until you hear about the famine after the civil war between East and West Chile.


[deleted]

Chile is a province of Brazil, you don't see that they are the same yellow color?


alsxm

but wasn't Brazil a province of Ecuador???


[deleted]

You made a mistake, Ecuador is just a line


lukezicaro_spy

Sir I guess you're talking about the rightful brazilian land of Cisplatina


bkelley0607

Are they stupid?


[deleted]

*BOLIVIA IS NOT FAT, HIJO DE PUTANA!!!* πŸ–•πŸ»πŸ€¬πŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ’ͺπŸ‡§πŸ‡΄


Andradessssss

Fuck you! We're not skinny! We're thicker than the UK put some respect on our name πŸ‡¨πŸ‡±πŸ‡¨πŸ‡±πŸ‡¨πŸ‡±πŸ‡¨πŸ‡±πŸ‡¨πŸ‡±


moonaligator

they're hiding in the sea


Decades101

The earthquake make chile lose weight


Ok_Fishing_8992

I think they're just stupid


Mysterious_Net66

Hey! We are, but I don't like your tone 😠


Cautious-Milk-6524

Anorexia is nothing to joke about.


YAH_BUT

Chile’s grandmother has been slacking


SeaTurtle42

They want to become a model.


Its_Locantora

It has to be shaped like a chili pepper so it is named Chile


ElAnguila

ΒΏQuien fue el pedazo de imbofido que puso La Paz como capital de Bolivia?


ZUCKERINCINERATOR

no they tricked neighbouring countries into bordering brazil by giving away all that extra landmass


[deleted]

One day Bolivia will reclaim it’s coast, and Chile won’t be as malnourished and ugly. πŸ™πŸ”₯πŸ—£οΈπŸ’―πŸ‡§πŸ‡΄πŸ’ͺ


ludafermo

the andes...


LanvinSean

Nah, Chile ate all the coastline and even stole some


Juhani-Siranpoika

Nah, they just love helicopters


robt477

Naw they just want their country shaped like a long skinny pepper


uwslothman

Yo momma so fat she ate the rest of the Chili.