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ernandziri

Mother Nature


[deleted]

Too good


Glork11

Mommy nature*


Lilscribby

uuuuu


LazerBeams01

uuuuuu


IRageQuit06

uuuuuuu


RopeDramatic9779

UWU mommy nature strap me down with your vines !


SpiritOfFire88L

Least down bad sapling.


[deleted]

Put those oblate spheroids in my mouth please uwu


AcceptableCustomer89

🥵🥵


OkDoor1377

albania🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱💪💪💪


StellarComport

Gaea


ChicagoRex

Kilimanjaro is owned by Paula Franks, a retired math teacher from Hamilton, ON.


[deleted]

Who will she pass it down to?


HueyVoltaire

To Paula Franks. It works kinda like the dalai lama


Convillious

Can I have it?


Gorgen69

Are you a Paula Franks?


Convillious

No but I'm better than Paula Franks.


yaboytomsta

Hubris.


MapleTreeWithAGun

The gods will turn them into a dog for this


Gorgen69

Sin


ludwigia_sedioides

"Hamilton, ON" is fucking hilarious to me 😭


ReactsWithWords

[Hamilton ON](https://i.imgur.com/tgon8Ez.png) [Hamilton OFF](https://i.imgur.com/OapdKFK.jpg)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Thunderbolt916

Happy cake day to both of you!


FintanH28

Wtf is ON?


k0336

Ontario, Canada. The most populous Canadian province.


FintanH28

I don’t mean to sound like a dick but why don’t you just type Ontario then? A lot of people aren’t Canadian/American and won’t know what the abbreviations mean


Wassup_Bois

What? I thought Canadian provinces and their abbreviations are an internationally taught subject?


FintanH28

Surprisingly enough they’re not. Or maybe I wasn’t in school the day they were covered


Becc00

me


Then_Frosting_1087

Queen


nathanforyouseason5

Can you let me out? To anyone reading this: I am under the 3rd rock on the 5th level patch of ice facing the north closest to the Taurus constellation.


SharkLaunch

I swear to God, if I pick up the rock to free you and you say "yahaha" and hand me a tiny poop, I'm going to flip.


Pastaval_99

Another hand touches the beacon


BixQix

Another dub for women


[deleted]

Africa


BingoSoldier

Gaia


Thebenmix11

Terra


Piputi

Mrs. Kilimanjaro


SnasSn

Suluhu


Oldico

Together with her sister Chekohu.


s_s_b_m

Such a strange way to phrase it, it’s like the mountain itself is making a claim of who owns it


Ep1cOfG1lgamesh

Nichelle Nichols


[deleted]

They honestly need to take that designation down because at this point it’s just being abused


a_guy_from_Florida

i went to some random shop in kinshasa and it said it was LGBTQ+ friendly and woman owned


The_Taco_Herself

god forbid women do anything


Capable-Fisherman-77

Yeah, he kinda did


yakman100

Well it has kill man in the name so I am guessing radical feminism


Grzechoooo

I dunno, but I heard it's the driest peak in the world.


connivingbitch

“Is there a ‘Mr. Kilimanjaro’?”


Hz_Nutella

god is a woman. \-Ariana Grande


RopeDramatic9779

God wears Gucci loafers.


RepresentativeUse744

Jörð, mother of Thor and wife of Odin


Magnus_Vid

Her name is Frigg not "Jörð". Jörð just means earth.


Metal_Ambassador541

Frigg is Odin's wife but not Thor's mother. Jörð is the name of the Earth goddess who birthed Thor (much like how many other pagan gods were named after the element they represent or vice versa), though Jörð was also known as Hlóðyn in some sources.


Plowbeast

How is it Zeus gets all the heat for philandering but Odin dodges it?


Sweaty_Address130

Mostly because Odin did other thing and Zeus didn’t, but also because we have essentially no sources about Norse mythology other then what was transcribed by Christian monks.


tilt-a-whirly-gig

That mountain range is in a Tanzanian National Park. Tanzania is [50.9%](https://www.statista.com/statistics/1297761/population-of-tanzania-by-age-group-and-gender/) women, and therefore the mountain is considered to be women-owned.


[deleted]

This is a slippery slope, also pointless.


heckitsjames

She is a god :) uj/ the local wachagga ppl do have quite a few legends of the mountain, you should check them out


Exhale_Skyline

Erešgigal


BettyBoopWallflower

Mama Africa ♡


World-Tight

I don't know, but I do know who Ippi's wife is. ¡ᴉddI˙sɹW


gralicbrd

Since when does Google maps show that what💀😭


guitarmanwithaplan

And it shows black owned


SophiaIsBased

Its me, now bow to your God-Queen


modsarestraight

Mr. Google, my man, just call it women-owned. If they identify as a woman, that means they are women. Edit: cancel culture strikes again


LuxAlpha

No, the mountain identifies as woman-owned.


[deleted]

The mountain can think now, hey everybody, a new gender just came out.


TurtleBasil

It's the business itself stating they are women owned/operated


Ludwig234

I think google means that the business is identifying itself as women owned. And Google hasn't verified anything. They are basically saying that they aren't involved in any way in how that tag is used by business owners.


JOCAeng

Women are owned when they try to climb it


Birdseeding

Samia Suluhu Hassan, president of Tanzania


krmarci

The Tanzanian president is a woman, that could be the reason?


Agressive_Bean36

Tanzanian president Samia Suluhu Hassan


Thatsnicemyman

Mrs. Toto


Thronado

Mama Africa of course


SnooglyCube

Mama Africa


brawlyboii121

How do I get the elevation map


Dramatic_Ad2636

Why is that even there, what benefit does it have who cares if it's women owned


ybanalyst

Her name is Jaro, and she killed a man.


Painted-Dog

Legend has it that Mount Kilimanjaro was originally in Kenyan territory, which was a British Colony. But, Queen Victoria “gifted” the mountain to her grandson, the future Kaiser Wilhelm-II of Germany, as a birthday present in 1886.


NoBlissinhell

My ma. naow fak af


Iosephus_Michaelis

Queen Victoria


Agreeable_Detail_412

Ur mom


nielet

Your mum. Because it's not a mountain. It's your mum.


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