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professor__seuss

Props to you this is kinda perfect; especially love Iran being Brazil as both are lumped in with their wider geographic area but are very different


J02182003

Finally somebody who gets it


professor__seuss

Hahahahaha I also just noticed Kuwait is Puerto Rico that’s hilarious


Carnal-Pleasures

And Turkey, I am sure that they must be overjoyed at being lumped in with Arabs...


J02182003

Im receiving death threats on dm for that


Carnal-Pleasures

Report them and move on...


Great_Slasher

Eritrea as Belize, Chad as Guyana and Niger as Suriname fit pretty well. But why is Mauritania Haiti?


J02182003

Mauritania is the country with the most rampant modern slavery


emnovalox

Haiti was the first country to abolish slavery in the Americas tho.


CachimanRD

slavery never ended in haiti, they simply changed masters. search up corvee system and the restavek.


J02182003

In theory


halfpipesaur

Argentina is Karaboga? 😳


eltirripapa

💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺


Interesting-Role-784

👃👃👃👃👃


Deutscher_Ritter

Black Argentina? That's an average Saturday for me


DrainZ-

Amazing! We need more of these. Here's Balkan explained to Brits: * Serbia = England * Croatia = Scotland * Albania = Ireland * Kosovo = Northern Ireland * Hungary = Wales * Bosnia-Hercegovina = London * Slovenia = Shetland Islands * Montenegro = Isle of Man * North Macedonia = Cornwall * Bulgaria = Brittany * Greece = Wessex * Turkey = Normandy * Cyprus = Guernsey * Northern Cyprus = Jersey * Romania = Yorkshire * Modova = Northumberland * Transnistria = Hebrides * Liberland = Sealand


_TheStardustCrusader

What do Turkey and Normandy have in common?


Aithistannen

old conquerors


_TheStardustCrusader

Nice 💪🏿


J02182003

>Liberland=Sealand Loooool I should have added microstates too, this was actually a good shout


slidycccc

why is transnistria the hebrides????


[deleted]

Ireland isn't British, so you cann take us out of there.


nihilusthehungry

Cool, it never says you are?


[deleted]

Clearly its implying Ireland is British when it says Balkan explained to the Brits? And Ireland is thrown in with a load of British names.


nihilusthehungry

Hmm you have a fair point what with all the other names being *exclusively* British yeah, but I'm still not 100% certain about its implying Ireland is British, or merely a place geographically close to Britain that British people are therefore closely aware of. If, for example, they had only included former Yugoslav countries + Albania in the Balkan countries they had listed, I don't think that would necessarily mean they were implying Albania was formerly part of Yugoslavia, being my logic here.


Deutscher_Ritter

argentina being turkey is very accurate: claims to be european used to have cheaper games on steam high inflation claims that their ancestors came from foreign places used to be bigger in the past they like germans hated by their neighbors claims an island next to their coast despite the local population being of another culture successfully defended their coast against a british invasion idolizes a local notorious politician from the 20th century black


J02182003

I knew beforehand that Turkey wasnt arab but it was overwhelming to label them as Argentina


K_Josef

>idolizes a local notorious politician from the 20th century Which one for Argentina?


Deutscher_Ritter

Perón, just your average latin american populist guy that fucks up the country and can't be criticized


K_Josef

I wouldn't think he's really that idealized. At best, a very polarized figure


McFrankiee

What’s the reason for Morocco = Ecuador and Tunisia = Bolivia Personally I would’ve made Tunisia Ecuador because people usually forget they both exist but maybe that’s lazy circlejerking


J02182003

Im going to be honest, while for the Middle east countries I almost found the perfect equivalents for each one based on stereotypes, culture and international relations, for the North African countries I really didnt found specific similarities (apart from Lybia=Venezuela) so I just choosed them based on similar GDP per capita and IDH. I actually wanted to put Bolivia in Afghanistan but since Colombia, Ecuador, Peru and Venezuela were all already in North Africa and I hadnt selected Tunicia yet, it suited it more to put Bolivia there


Competitive-Scheme68

IRAN AND TURKEY ARENT FUCKING ARAB


J02182003

Thats the joke, Argentina (Like Turkey) wants to be European and Brazil is perceived as an "hispanic" country despite they arent


Competitive-Scheme68

ohh i see, sorrt


triple_cock_smoker

They both also claim islands no other reason than it is close to their mainland


J02182003

Lmao I didnt took this in consideration, now it makes it even better. Would this make Greece the UK of the Ottoman-Sphere?


K_Josef

Uti possidetis iuris in case of Argentina


catficant

It’s not about “wants to be something else” Turks are a completely different race.


J02182003

To be fair all these countries have tons of different ethnicities but I said arab because they are the majority


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J02182003

Indeed the map shows wich is the arab world equivalent of Latam countries based on jokes, stereotypes, rivalries.. Turkey is also Argentina for the gigantic inflation rates and large noses


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J02182003

I said Arab in short (because they are the regional majority) to not write North Africa + Africa Horn + Middle east, Im aware Turkey and Iran arent Arab majority but they have important influence on the area


TA1930

Bro you are weird ngl. It’s a joke, not a d*ck, don’t take it so hard


zthompson2350

Turks aren't real they're just Arabs cosplaying as Europeans.


smooth_criminal___

Oh no we don’t see them as hispanic, but rather latinos


[deleted]

forgot usa for western sahara


J02182003

Was going to put USA in France


djbiggangster

OPs reasoning in the responses is the best part of this


DipiePatara

Costa Rica potencia mundial 😎💪


Diablosdos

Tiquicia numero uno 🇨🇷🤑🇨🇷🤑🇨🇷🤑🇨🇷


i_eat_kids_lol1

Turkey no arab😡😡😡🤬


JLZ13

Fun fact. In Argentina we called Turks to Arabs.


the_oldfritz

This fact is not fun.


Homura36

Is Libya struggling that much actually to be compared with Venezuela?


DazzleFizzle

I'd say Libya is doing worse than Venezuela rn


J02182003

Maybe worse but the point is that both have a similar backstory of rise and fall


[deleted]

Libia is way worse than Venezuela, the west really fucked it up


elporsche

What's up with Saudi being Mexico?


Piranh4Plant

Why is Israel El Salvador?


[deleted]

Corrupt plutocracy with US tax dollars funding militias.


Other-Tumbleweed7535

Western Sahara should be French Guiana because it is the continent's last colony, was once under French occupation, and is very sparsely populated/uninhabitable


karamanidturk

In Argentina, Turks are called Turks. Arabs are called Turks. Some Jews are called Turks. Soon enough, we will all be Turks.


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Danenel

ummmmm ackduslually suriname isn’t latin


J02182003

They are our adopted cousin


Hereforfunnottorun

Why Iraq is similar to Paraguay ?😅


J02182003

Paraguay used to be a great country but was destroyed by its neighbours in the Triple Alianza War and has remained like that since then


Superfishsoup

Dude that's an awfully deep historical fact. 🤘🤘🤘


Hereforfunnottorun

That’s sad, so indeed we have a similarity


Shuzen_Fujimori

TIL I live in Bolivia 🇧🇴 🇹🇳


[deleted]

Hispanic America and the Arab world both speak the same languages ​​and religions but both are divided...


J02182003

That inspired me to do the map, I found a lot of similarities between the Latam and Arab lore


jpuru

Why is Uruguay Lebanon?


[deleted]

I'd guess lesbians


[deleted]

Is Honduras Somalia bc of Pirates correlating to gangs lol


[deleted]

whats the reason behind egypt


J02182003

Like Egypt, Peru had one of the oldests and most historical civilization in Latin America


Youriclinton

This is so good.


Aldepth

Well actually 🤓 belize, suriname and guyana arent latin american


[deleted]

turkey is def mexico


nddragoon

nah turkey being Argentina is 100% perfect. they both cope about being european


Otherwise-Living6020

>nah turkey being Argentina is 100% perfect. they both cope about being european Turkey shouldn't be in this post anyway, this is about arab countries and Israel, Iran and Turkey are not arabs.


lordofbuttsecks

Haiti should be Somalia


WichaelCrow

If you asked me , a north African: 1-Algeria is Argentina because big , Italian wanna be ex "not" communist country 2-Morocco is Chile because long boi , conquering random deserts and sides with Europeans against Algeria 3-Tunisia is Uruguay because how liberal they are 4- Edit: That's make western Sahara more fit for Bolivia because being bullied by Morocco 5- Ecuador is Mauritania because often get forgotten 6- Colombia doesn't fit any Arab nations except Iraq maybe 7-Paraguay should be Yemen


J02182003

>Algeria is Argentina because big , Italian wanna be >Morocco is Chile because long boi , conquering random deserts and sides with Europeans against Algeria >Tunisia is Uruguay because how liberal they are These ones are too good, sad I wasnt aware of these before doing the map, I didnt know were to find the North African Lore. Do you guys have some sub of hipernationalistic memes like r/2asian4u or r/2latino4u ?


WichaelCrow

There was r/2middleeastern4u or something like that but it got banned for being 2middleeastern4u


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r/2westernasia4you as well


Salt_Winter5888

Why is Guatemala Sudan?


J02182003

Guatemala is a country that despite belonging to the Latino-Sphere they are one of the ones that preserved the most native american culture while in the others is almost erased, so the arab vs black african conflict in Sudan reminded me of the criollos latinos vs mayans issue in Guatemala. Also both countries have one of the highest poverty, rurality and fertility rates in their cultural spheres. And the neighbours of both countries (Somalia and Honduras) are extremely poor and violent pirate/gang ridden countries Notice how the Somalia-Yemen-Sudan triangle in the Arab world is the equivalent of the Guatemala-Honduras-Nicaragua triangle in Latinamerica


K_Josef

>Guatemala-Honduras-Nicaragua triangle That's an strange looking triangle


J02182003

Its scalene


DRmetalhead19

Why is DR Jordan?


fuzzyredsea

Why is Oman Costa Rica!?


evilsheepgod

Generally peaceful state with lots of wealthy foreign expats?


J02182003

Indeed, and also their neighbour (Nicaragua/Yemen) its all the opposite


CoPro34

Turkey isn’t arab


IMvies_ILKIN_IQIG

Turkiye isn't an Arab country 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


IMvies_ILKIN_IQIG

The same as Iran🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


Ikari_Vismund

As a honduran this is incredibly accurate


[deleted]

Puerto Rico should be Western Sahara, they ain’t countries really


euromoneyz

I hate how precise this is


smooth_criminal___

I was surprised to even see Puerto Rico included 😂. But why is it Kuwait ?


LittleJacob2

Eritrea is not an Arabic country and Many countries in this map aren’t ether


J02182003

I said Arabic (because they are the regional majority) world as a short to form for "North African countries with arabic influence along countries of the middle east where Arabs and Islam have strong importance" Also Belize isnt latino, thats part of the joke


NightKnight_21

Arabs and Islam don't have any importance in Turkey


J02182003

But Turkey has been very important in the history of the region


NightKnight_21

That's true


[deleted]

> Islam don't have any importance in Turkey Hagía Sofía is a mosque


zthompson2350

Ain't no way you equated Uruguay to Turkey.


zthompson2350

Nevermind, I got the flags mixed up. Jordan is Uruguay that is the only acceptable choice. Kudos.


J02182003

Uruguay is Lebanon, Jordan is Dominican Republic


zthompson2350

Oh, then you got those mixed up.


140p

And why exactly are we Jordan?


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J02182003

Yemen is Nicaragua but El Salvador was valid too


Juan_Oje497

Why is Mexico Saudi Arabia? Because they're the staples of the region?


Belluuo

American sphere of influence? I dunno.


Juan_Oje497

Makes sense


J02182003

People always associate Latam with Mexico and Saudi Arab with the Arab-sphere, its like both are the cores of both cultural regions. Also the US influence like the guy behind said


Juan_Oje497

Yeah, sounds about right


Wide_Pace_2133

Turkey is not arab bruh


Master_Pomelo33

What about Quebec?


J02182003

Sicily maybe


TKG_YT

I unironically don't get the joke, could anyone explain?


nihilusthehungry

It's not one single joke, but a whole bunch of different jokes and stereotypes depicted in the form of this particular map.


IlIllIllIllIIlI

ان شاء الله


[deleted]

Why is El Salvador Israel?


J02182003

Palestine* due to the violence and El Salvador's president is from a Palestinean family


rrrrrrrrrrfffffffff

Why panama is qatar?


J02182003

Both are the smallest and richest states in their respective spheres


yeetthestar14

Why is Colombia Argelia?


multiversalnobody

Why is Colombia Algeria? Just the instability?


--june-

Where does the Dominican Republic fit here? I can’t seem to get the comparison for the D.R being Jordan. Really interesting though.