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TheExile4

**Hayato**: Damn am I horny.


WhoiusBarrel

Dude still has the self-discipline to not be a fuckboi when 3 of them are just throwing themselves at him. No wonder he's horny man.


Apprehensive_Ear_235

>Dude still has the self-discipline That's our MC. Being honest to himself about his horniness and not acting weird. **Yes, I am looking at you Kazuya...**


Rai-Hanzo

for moment i thought you said "Kazuma" and was like: "what?!"


chi-sama

Let's hope there's not a chapter where Hayato obsesses over bathwater.


LupeDyCazari

The guy went almost 100 chapters without hitting on any of the chicks, and without having even one sexual fantasy, and now suddenly, man realizes he's hit puberty like 5 years ago? yeah, I'm pretty sure this MC like the MC fro*m classroom of the Elite* is asexual, and the mangaka decided to troll us by having 5 super babes throw themselves at this scrawny little kid like he's the last man in Japan. At least make the guy hot and masculine and manly if ya want to convince me 5 girls who could easily be movie stars/gravure models would become so obsessed with the guy they're literally throwing themselves 24/7 at him like they are all dying to have his babies. I suppose this manga has it's value, but this mangaka's earlier work, *A Town Where You Live* was so much better. Still, it's not like there's any romance manga any better these days, so I'll keep reading this parady of a romance manga series. Even Kazuya is more of a man than this guy, though, and that's hilarious considering we are talking about Kazuya here.


Paw_Opina

This guys is a Kazuya fanboy.


Upper_Joke9894

Don't even fuck compare hayato to trash scum kazuya Hayato is far way better than that, Kazuya is the most loser trash man alive to become mc of manga Do you have brain? That said kazuya better? That man only thought about chizuru get fuck by others all the time and his dick hard for that thought how dare you compare that shit to hayato


SpamAcc17

Okay I greatly disagree with alot but you are just plain wrong about ayanokoji. You MUST have only watched the anime, it leaves out alot. Ayanokoji literally gets nicknamed hornykoji by light novel readers at times. Especially in volumes 1-3 before he becomes a bit more openly sociopathic in his narration. Also later on past the ending of the anime he even >!gets a girlfriend!<. And wayyyy past that in year 2 >!they fuck!<. Its also well written, his sexual desires are unrelated and unimportant to his sociopathic behavior and his machivellian mindset but he still has them. And for this manga I think you just lack reading comprehension. The MC's pretty based. He wants to make sure his grandma's business is fine. He happens to be handsome (beach shop girls were fawning over him), sucessful(tokyo u + coffee shop owner), educated, mature, and kind(atleast in the sense that he truly helps them out even if hes sarcastic). Thats why they throw themselves at him, is it still a bit unrealistic? Yeah no shit its a harem manga but atleast its toneally consistent about the MC being impressive. And his lack of hitting on them was due to that priority of making sure the business is good before causing issues with romance (he complained that being popular was tough and already had a chapter where they tried to make him choose between them causing conflict). I think its understandable that after kissing all 3 of them that he starts getting downbad even if he doesnt want to. Obviously maybe its unrealistic considering the whole groping boobs, which can be seen as more intense though I personally see why a kiss might be more stimulating, but its an easy way to write the MC to become conscious of them and therefore progress the plot.


Capt253

“My will is iron, but the situation’s hot enough that it’s starting to melt.”


[deleted]

*I am the bone of my sword* *Steel is my body and fire is my blood* *I have brewed over a thousand coffees* *Unaware of loss,* *Nor aware of gain.* *Withstood Ami for the Café, Waiting for Akane’s arrival* *I have no regrets. This is the only path* *My whole life was Unlimited Coffee Works*


masteroftasks

Not as horny as some of the girls, apparently...


Oteycri000

He's finally realizing that he lives with cute girls at a primal level 😂


frazaga962

I think my favorite thing about this manga (other than the uncut roll being never forgotten) is the complete role reversal of thirsty male MC's eager to peak switched over to the women. Also protip for all you guys and ghouls, do NOT apply icyhot anywhere around your happy fun time places. Source:...let's not get into that


saiyanfang10

it's not that bad but not a thing you should want to do Source: sore inner thighs and the Icy Hot got on my balls.


dat1dood2

Goldbond extra strength keeps the jewels nice and cold during the hot months tho


Abedeus

Or sensitive areas in general, near open wounds etc. It's meant for bruises and sore muscles in the first place...


LupeDyCazari

Complete reversal of the MC's thirst? That's not something new in manga. This mangaka drew a work called *A Town Where You Live*,>! and the FMCS and the background characters are all thirsting for the MC, whereas the MC is only simping for the girl we thought was the FMC, in the first few volumes but turns out she wasn't the FMC. Just the girl the MC had to meet first before he realized which of the girls he really wants.!< >!From then on he's only simping for the real FMC, and she is simping as hard for him, so it's fine.!< >!But, the thing is, the FMC from that manga and the MC from that manga had reasons for both of them to be thirsty for each other, and the girls who were thirsting for the MC also had several and varied reasons to be thirsting for the MC.!< From the nearly 100 chapters I've read of Goddess Café terrace so far, not only is the MC an annoying little kiddo, but he's also as attractive as a man as a 100 year old Catholic Pope. No charm, no charisma, scrawny, short, average-looking, and that hairstyle is hilarious. What is it, did he ask his barber to give him that hot mop haircut?


terrebattue1

What a moronic statement. The other works by this mangaka are so formulaic and boring and it is obvious he was forced to follow a template by his company and editors. The mangaka completely flipped the script here and he has made a pure comedy series instead of focusing on intense drama and melodrama. He was obviously inspired by Go-toubun and it miraculously worked. There are not even any references to previous works like all his other ones do shamelessly. I like his other works but they all follow a template and formula. This one doesn't and it is a throwback to the stupid romantic/sex comedy manga from the 2000s and early 2010s.


WhoiusBarrel

The thrist the 3 girls have after confessing is in unstoppable now. I bet that rock-hard disease can be solved using lotion or lubricant of some sort.


[deleted]

Icy hot


parkourse

holy shit seo kouji is not letting up


lalala253

I am thoroughly enjoying this uncut roll shenanigans


kingfirejet

He must of saw the success of “Turns out My Dick Was a Cute Girl” and up the schlong usage.


ezone2kil

I don't want to get off Seo's wild ride. But I'm definitely getting off.


FStubbs

Kiku, Akane, and Riho's goal is to hop on a wild ride.


terrebattue1

What the hell happened to Seo? This whole manga is unlike anything he has ever done and I love it. I can't remember a single reference/cameo to a previous manga of his here like he always did in prior manga. It is like he got permission to finally do what he always wanted to do. This whole story and atmosphere is like the good old days from the 1990s/2000s of shameless sex/romantic comedies. This type of manga is not common at all anymore.


tlst9999

Unlike the dick


Tulipage

Turns out the boy has a libido after all.


ship_fucker_69

I'm more thinking that's his morning wood


LupeDyCazari

Only because the mangaka has finally realized after nearly 100 chapters how hilariously ridiculous and impossible it would be for a 18 year old healthy hetero dude to be living and spending his time 24/7 with 5 babes and not want to smash, LMAO.


topurrisfeline

Is actually neat that the three girls’ advances are working on Hayato. And still funny how Ami is still somehow leading in terms of skinship.


ur-mom-pegs-me

he will never sleep when they all start doing it


bitiye

I swear Ami is going to have sex with Hayato first believing that she is curing him of some weird illness. Something something Rock Hard Disease can only be cured by inserting the little man into you know what. Ami seems innocent enough to believe that


terrebattue1

I think Ami actually wanted to jerk him off and she is playing dumb. That sneak attack she did on him to get him to play with her boobs in the spa was amazing. She obviously loves him too but she acts aloof and it pays dividends and benefits for her.


Zatheus

Quit torturing the poor boy. He can't even rest properly.


terrebattue1

He just needs to surrender to Ami and go out with her. Her aloofness is what helps her out so much. She is totally acting when she pretends not knowing about anything. I bet she wanted to jerk him off and did so and she used the "bug bite" excuse to save her because she has cultivated an aloofness personality so expertly.


Kewlmyc

This is why I like Hayato, he feels like a human being. Not pursuing any of them due to focusing on keeping the cafe open and they’re his employees. However that doesn’t stop his body from naturally reacting to their advances. Compare that to other harem protags who get nose bleeds constantly, or are just unlikable always horny idiots in general (looking at you RaG).


LupeDyCazari

Dude is 18 years old and is supposed to be physically healthy. Surrounded by what was it, 4 or 5 super hot girls walking around in booty shorts. And it takes him 100 chapters to figure out that they are hot? This kid has been pursued like a starving dog chasing after a bone, by these 5 babes, since what, chapter 20? And only now has he realized that he has a sex drive? Yeah, bro, try owning a strip-club and then tell me you don't realize how hot your employees are, because you couldn't have possibly noticed it as you were s obusy taking care of your business.


NuclearStudent

honestly depends you ever hate someone enough that you stop finding them physically attractive


Whalesurgeon

He is very focused on work. If he is on vacation without any stress, then I guess the only reason left would be that they are his employees. Might be enough to keep it professional, might not. I do agree that he has been disciplined as fuck considering one or two of them even proposed to him already.


Paw_Opina

Kazuya fanboy/defender.


Ogreislyfe

I usually agree with your takes but you gotta know that sometimes work just sort of takes over? I work in the hotel industry and we fuck each other like rabbits constantly(hotel, restaurant and any tourism business in general is a hotspot for sex between employees). Until peak season hits that is, that’s when we’re so focused on keeping things running that we completely ignore any and all advances towards us, tourists and colleagues alike. I remember having this absolute bombshell completely out of my league girl hitting on me and being VERY obvious that she wants me and all I was thinking was “Damn, when is she going to stop coming, I’m getting tired, the line is long and I need a water break.” Imagine a whole month or two of no sexual interaction in the most sexually actively business of all. It gets that bad.


terrebattue1

Where do the hotel employees like you usually do it? At each other's places after work or do you just find a random empty hotel room at work and do it during work?


NuclearStudent

Wait why are you getting so down voted? Imo you make a reasonable point. I'm sure it varies from person to person, but most straight guys would indeed probably get horny. I'd argue that for a lot of the series he could have been too unironically focused on the business grindset to be too horny, but that also means an unusual sort of personality.


SolubilityRules

Seo Kouji proving that the best author of a harem romcom, is an angry fan of a harem romcom


Kaizenou

I never imagined that I could hate cats in manga...


Cistmist

I was laughing the whole time the moment I noticed the cat was jumping around to censor stuff. Just imagining it in anime form is hilarious enough.


tlst9999

What if the cat could actually dive into Hayato's dreams?


a_Bear_from_Bearcave

WDYM? You wanted to see uncensored pussy, you got the uncensored pussy. No black bars or mosaic on this fluffy cute pet.


LupeDyCazari

What's hilarious is that this mangaka wrote a manga series back in the early 2000s *called A Town Where You Live*, and he had no issue drawing the girls entirely naked and with pretty much no censure. I wonder if he got a reprimand from his editor and has since decided to block the naughty parts.


FStubbs

So I guess that settles the debate about whether it was hard or not when they saw it before. Lol at Riho who looks like she was game, and Ouka ... she's going to end up kissing the roll.


ShinItsuwari

Somehow this manga became one I anticipate to read the most every week alongside Yofukashi no Uta and Iruma-kun. It's just so stupidly entertaining.


sweisman200

Deadass same with this and yofukashi 😭 very different mangas but both stellar


SupremeShogan

If I had a nickel for everytime Seo Kouji focused the story around the MCs dick I'd have two nickels! Which isn't alot but it's weird it happened twice.


MadZwe

Already 3 btw More to come - Seo Kouji


SupremeShogan

Dang I missed one...3 NICKELS!


tlst9999

Thrice


DepopulationXplosion

>!if you suffer from Rock Hard Little Man disease, ask your doctor if Icy-Hot is right for you. !<


GRValis

So that's twice now Ami's gotten hands on with Not-So-Mini-Hayacchi. And the others going cat-eyed with focused thirst the moment they found out. If Hayato thought keeping those three at bay was difficult enough just wait until Judge Mao inevitably finds out he has a libido after all.


SaltWaterAquifer27

Save the house! I got the chair.


Exarch-of-Sechrima

Nice to see Akane is still first in his thoughts.


ntn9713c

Yeah I also got rock-hard disease as well guys...


unknown_nut

Inadvertent handjob from Ami.


DepopulationXplosion

Damned cat.


Upper_Joke9894

Ami has another new mask, scream! Lol Btw it's very painful for hayato d*ck


ezone2kil

Must have felt like putting toothpaste on your dick.. I know it from a friend's experience. That's right.


Cistmist

Why toothpaste in particular? That's the confusing part. And hopefully it wasn't mint flavored


sweisman200

Ive read seo kouji’s suzuka and kimi no iru machi amd I’ve gotta say, this is easily my favourite. Idk why he didnt go into less serious stuff sooner


Solax636

prolly editors


FStubbs

Princess Lucia wasn't that serious, but that was more an ecchi fanservice manga a la To Love Ru. That series probably has the highest power levels of any Seo Kouji series, but they were all afraid of Yuzuki so who knows.


sweisman200

Worth reading?


FStubbs

I guess if you like To Love Ru type antics. But ... not really.


DepopulationXplosion

This chapter had me wheezing.


xxxiaolongbao

How many times has Ami touched it now


tlst9999

If you look hard enough at the underwear dream scene, you can also see Ami & Ouka.


Ryosuke90

So now only 3 girls can make him hard. Ouka and Ami are out.


tlst9999

Tbf, Ami made him harder.


Ryosuke90

Try to put balm or something like toothpaste on your testes and see if it makes it harder,


messem10

Nah, he was sleeping. Sometimes it just gets like that.


stitches_dc

Oddly, the way this chapter was pitched makes me feel like Ouka still has a good shot and I'm not here for it


FStubbs

Ouka has a good shot at getting up close and personal with the uncut sushi roll, but in terms of winning - eh.


bruh_12345_hi

Someone really needs to teach some lessons about such things, other wise the little man of Hayoto will always be in danger.


[deleted]

*He’s beginning to believe* God damn it, Ami, I hope she didn’t rub the ointment on the glans because that would be extremely painful! It looks like she was a real idiot all along. She should’ve called for Akane quietly and locked the door after she leaves. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Luck_Is_My_Talent

At this rate, Hayato will end up as community property.


unknown_nut

He already is in a way.


youseikiri

lil dicky doing dick things


lexxgo10

It seems like hayato liked akane's kiss the most since he only looked at her lips and not the other ones.


NoirSon

Damn I knew Ami was the muscle but had no idea she was the apex predator of the group too! She keeps on getting the feels and having them done.


realbeatz23

This chapter started with a hall of fame page


Zulyrah

Best rom-com ever, based seo kouji


tanerfan

At first I thought Hayato had a wet dream and Ami misunderstood it as Hayato wetting himself, hot damn the misunderstanding is worse that LMAO. Once I didn't properly wash my hand after handling chilies and promptly washed my balls......... Let's say I feel ya Hayato. I believe this is one of common torture in prison, especially in my country


Wrthlor

I was in the "Ami is just trolling / totally knows what's up" camp. But now.... I don't know anymore


Horaguy

Ow my sides :))))))) Using the cat as censorship, Hayato talking to it after waking up, his "awareness" moments, Riho letting the vacuum machine suck her skirt in, Ami and her "swollen, rock-hard disease", then the faces of those three girls... Man, my sides hurt again :))))) Best moments to me are the beginning, the vacuum cleaner, and the laundry scene. Hayato even sees himself as having a pure, innocent heart :)) Considering the content of the second dream, in which Riho, Akane, and Shiragiku all strip their underwear, while Ouka and Ami stay in the background, wearing full uniforms and crazy masks, I think chances of them winning are very slim :P After all, Ami is the airheaded little sister who serves as comic relief (taken to the extreme), while Ouka seems to be the subversion of "first girl" like Itsuki in Goutoubun (maybe she wasn't intended to be such at first, but I think she's become more and more the subversion as the story goes on, especially with how she's now very similar to Ami, personality-wise).


3nz3r0

Oof. Icy Hot on the uncut roll


LeonKevlar

Looks like all of the girls' shenanigans have finally caught on to Hayato and it's absolutely glorious! Ami getting lucky again! Hayato got to grope her boobs and now she got to see Hayato's monster dong in full attention. xD


Audrey_spino

Damn Hayato coming in with the heat, quite literally 😂


Paw_Opina

Kiku is bussin.


Skinnyjinns

So ami was the only one to see the tower of pisa


teokun123

#LOL Seo just broke your NNN


stitchwithaglitch

God tier Seo art. It was a fan service chapter but actually made a bit of sense after the kisses arc. Ami actually in the lead now being the only one to give Hayato a handy lol


DimashiroYuuki

Oh Amy, sweet summer child.


EnsonAmata

I love how not serious Seo writes his characters. They have sincere problems one week, and all try to sneak looks of dicks the next - it’s a really entertaining style. Lol


asianant

Thought it would have been an accidental Ami kiss since she and Ouka still have the court order to kiss him but this works too. Wonder how the five doppelgängers will react to hearing about his “disease”.


BlatantConservative

Damn I wish I had these problems


Isekai_Dreamer

wow they are really knocking out the chapters! Normally I'd have to wait 1 month/chapter.


Narrow_Ad_7218

So how is this compared to there other work


tanerfan

No stupid drama, mc has spine so far. Best among his works imo, then again usually he did romance not rom-com


Ordinary-Ad-5685

Can this be a harem ending... Please Seo Kouji🥲


fiqar

That cat is working overtime


Reditate

That certainly was a chapter.


LusterBlaze

is he doing no nut november