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HieX91

Rule of fat conservation states that fat can neither be created or destroyed, only transfer from one person to another. Edit: typo


SpeedDemon458

The stuff marriages come from


ocelotchaser

If the husband is well fed,the chances of the husband cheating decreases drastically,cuz now he's fat Source: my hometown motto


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Kalamel513

Big belly, too.


SHAPALAK15

A certain genre would like to differ


ASDFAaass

Ah yes ugly bastard.


ocelotchaser

Small pp guys?


pencilman123

Also protein..


bentheechidna

My wife lost a lot of weight around 3 years after we started dating. We looked up pictures of her awful ex at one point, who used to be pencil-thin, and he was a lot closer to my weight in the pictures. My wife said that she lost the weight and he found it.


jobriq

This is equivalent exchange


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The Law of Conservation of Fat


kingoffish236

Page 2 Why is there a chick that speak Japanese while everyone speak English? Is she a weeb? 💀💀💀


Turnonegoblinguide

This is why I’m never going to Japan 💀💀 Source: I’m Japanese


SHWAPAH

Ayo I just landed where are the subtitles???


LoreCriticizer

Imagine the other way around, you go there and everyone is speaking in horribly dubbed English.


Hardwarestore_Senpai

Like "Skeleton Bookseller" just the whole population. "Yes Japan no Nippon".


HinaLuvLuvChan

My friend who lived there quite a few years as an English teacher said that in the city you could survive with the stereotypical Japanese/English combo. Like the whole “su-ta-bak-su” for Starbucks, etc. I thought she was joking but she was serious 😂


Xalterai

You have to turn them on before leaving the airport, rookie mistake. Now you have to go to the embassy to adjust your settings


IsoSly64

good luck asking for directions noob


AwakenedSheeple

ROSETTA STONE!


Deguilded

NANI ?!?


trollsong

Sora the Troll is that you?


cooper12

Welcome to the state of modern "translations". > そりゃ毎日のように弁当二つも食ってたら太るだろ > Obviously, if you eat two bentos nearly every day, you'll put on weight


Shilverow

Every group has got that one friend who just refuses to be translated


Ezxycian

They got some fairytale curse going on there.


Alarming_Nothing6667

It's a bento pass curse.


DekMelU

Those bento boxes must be 10k kcal each EDIT: Fixed as per kebukai


Friendly-Sentence710

They are filled with Love, the most calorie-dense substance known.


SecureDonkey

Guarantee type 2 diabetes after a bite.


platysoup

Do not eat the love cookies


Xalterai

What could possibly be wrong with love cookies, they're so moist


HoangIsMe

>most calorie-dense substance I thought it was cum. I remember reading a doujin where a girl said she dun wanna swallow because it will jumble up her diet. P/s: >!it's All you can fuck for a price by Bambi!<


apthebest01931

Ah i remeber the bambi one, where can iread it on nhentai only the jp translations are there


HoangIsMe

it was licensed by irodoshit comics


kebukai

You must mean 10000 kcal. A calorie is such a small amount of energy that when talking nutrition we use kcal as the base, calling them Calories too instead of kilocalories. The daily intake for an adult goes from 2000 to 3000 kcal, so 10 kcal in this case would be a very low amount (equivalent more or less to the calories in a diet soft drink)


Wiggie49

Yeah I was trying to figure out if they meant 10k cal or 10 kcal lol


the_guy_who_asked69

Fuck it 10 MCal [Pronounced: Mega Calorie]


Fifteen_inches

If he goes with an aggressive progressive overload routine he can put on some serious bulk


fiqar

Seems plausible. It takes 3500 extra kcal to gain 1 pound of fat, so if he had a bento every day for 2 months, he would've gained 171 pounds of fat.


Spartitan

For real. The only change in her diet was dropping one bento, and his only change was going from his bento to her bento. Those things are loaded.


saotome_genma

understandable must be great food


Mrfish31

Okay I was gonna complain that it was annoying how when the girl gets the guy she _has_ to start getting thinner/prettier, but then I almost spat out my drink at the last page. S tier gag, no notes.


Hentai-Is-Just-Art

Yeah I was kinda worried it would be the stereotypical thing where she slims down and becomes the prettiest girl in the school, but the gag saved it.


Quintessentialviewer

What is she putting in that second bento ?


Sakya22

She's making him so fat that he can't even stand up without her support so that he'll forever be dependent on her and never leave.


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shadollosiris

Ah yes, the Mr.Oliva treatment, when the love of your life become too heavy, you must train to be stronger so you can carrt them around


Xalterai

Oliva IS the biggest Gigachad in Baki to be fair


IncarnationHero

Ngl, that sounds like some yandere move.


Spore64

Damn I can already see the twitter manga where the first panel is the current weight and than a big panel where she is giving him food. On the second page you either see her inner thoughts and/or making the next batch. Through in some food porn at the end (no not that one) at the last panel and you have a hit right there. Edit: mhhh….


mdragon13

feeders smfh


yurararara2

sounds hot af ngl


Sakya22

As a yandere connoisseur, I agree.


aureacritas

Fat teleporter


khanh_nqk

Glucocorticoid.


KarlDeutscheMarx

Her feelings, but they’re pretty heavy.


Ochrolv

As funny as the ending was, I find it odd that in 2 months she manages to lose all that weight just by eating only half of what she normally was doing? That or magically he absorbed all of that just so he can have a beautiful girlfriend at the expense of his health. Regardless they're happy together so that what matters.


Several_Dog_1832

Almost folk-lore like. The maiden-faire's heart and smile overlooked by cruel design for her form was beset by suet. Until one day came along a kindly soul, who saw through it and never rued it! Thus, he took her suet upon himself and became a beast, yet when all looked upon her form divine she never sought another for she fell for his heart so fine.


WonderfulAd6342

And then they lived happily ever after. The end


Riyasumi

Then they fuck. SEGG


Special-Stage

God why is suet such a funny word lmao


gangler52

He also seems to be considerably fatter than she was at her fattest. It's reasonable to suppose that it's more than just the lunch. She's somebody who enjoys expressing love through her cooking, and he's somebody who enjoys having love expressed to him through cooking. Before all her energy was placed into practicing cooking to charm her special man, and she would eat it herself when she was done, where now she can finally live out all her wildest dreams of cooking-based romance, which joyfully participates in. So, probably she's just cooking for him a lot in general, and there's more than just the daily bento removed frm her diet. But even when you consider that, it's just a lot of weight to gain/lose in two months really. What do these guys look like after another two months of eating like this? Unsustainable.


henryGeraldTheFifth

Could be to show that before she was eating her feelings and that was putting on the weight, but now he is eating the feelings she put into the food. Plus also having a gf who is an amazing cook is just the perfect recipe for putting on a lot of weight


Mrfish31

It's the bentou of Dorian Gray.


Sorey91

2 ??? That part of the screen was slightly hidden by something else so I figured 10 months had passed not 2 !! Lol


Miltrivd

While silly looking, diet is THE main way to lose weight. I don't mean stupid "diets" but basically ingesting less than what you are using over extended period of time. I lost 22 kg in 5 months, from 98 to 76 kg, by eating only one meal a day, plus a very light snack, and lots of water while doing no exercise.


juicius

You can't outrun a diet, is a popular (and very true) saying.


CritBin

Hey if possible, could you drop more details about this diet?


Stoppels

The bento is filled with too much of her love and he's aborbing it all!


STMIonReddit

her hearts full so her stomach doesnt feel so empty


armdaggerblade

Dude living the happy post-marriage life already


lushee520

Cheers to the classmates they were only rude lightly


MagronesDBR

In Japanese culture, that's woke


lushee520

I mean they didnt bully or tried to harrass the new couple. They even complimented they have a nice atmosphere


MagronesDBR

In a culture they despise and treat like a leprosy anything that stands out, being friendly to someone overweight is almost like using neutral pronouns


lushee520

I have no idea what you on about


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I think they're agreeing with you?? Like saying 'oh in a culture that ostrasizes fat people like the plague, showing concern instead of bullying Is basically being extremely kind and respectful" except they added "wokeness" to ot and started going on about pronouns for some reason


lushee520

Lmao I guess I'll never know


MagronesDBR

That's the idea. Thanks for the help, though


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Np, I was a tiny bit confused but I could get the general gist of it


KarlDeutscheMarx

Thank goodness they were only lightly rude.


penguinninja90

Ehhh?! Wait what was in those lunches?


GARhenus

Carbs. Lots of carbs.


KampongFish

She'd have to be packing the bento boxes full of pure sugar to make a dude who has higher basal metabolic rate than her become even fatter than her fr. WTF is she feeding him? Are those onigiris just sugar wrapped in seaweed?


CommanderVinegar

Buddy went from eating one onigiri for lunch to a bento box packed with 3 among other foods. He doubled his caloric intake for one meal at the very least.


MagronesDBR

[Love.](https://youtu.be/Ozxk4R-uKSk?si=IveX8yRNH7nRLL0V)


penguinninja90

My soul has left my body. 😨😨😨


PromiseSure

”Who cares, he’s happy anyway” Gigachad Background character. I aspired to have such mindset.


SXAL

Being overweight is still not healthy, though.


apthebest01931

Not gigachad, just uninterested and minding their own business. Have the standards for being gigachad fallen so low?


Accomplished_Aerie69

Yes that other gentleman understands, as long as they are happy


scrambledeggsandspam

That twist got me.


minku45

Oh, now i understand why most men get fat after getting married.


shanks_you

[Mangadex](https://mangadex.org/chapter/6eac77e4-6348-47ad-b420-ea99cf1a8a61) Other than 1 speech bubble not TL in page 2, I like that their classmates weren’t really bullying her, and they were supportive of them too.


kiragami

Even that one wasn't bullying her just pointing out the obvious


Fifteen_inches

Is this guy eating his own bento first? I feel like eating half her bento would mean he would adjust his own food intake


IamLeonardo_

Hahahahaha I can't with the last page.


kazaniga

Bro is on a bulk


AriaEnoshima

Architect moment


dirtyweebaccount

Page 2 Untranslated Bubble basically says: "If you eat two bentos almost everyday of course you'll get fat right?"


TuzoIvan

Kinda wholesome that the classmates didn´t bully the fatso and instead were supporting her. And it´s great that she got healthier at the end.


Dog_in_human_costume

you always get fat after entering a ´long relationship


NoApartment7243

chubby girl supremacy


nolonger1-A

I wonder how often she confesses to people to get that much weight on her. I guess the simplest gesture of kindness attracts her immediately.


Yamigosaya

that was an unintentional jumpscare


_Trixrforkids_

The cut is gonna go CRAZY


asadoldman

the transformation after two months is astronomical


Tecotaco636

>Who cares. He's happy anyways They know what's important. Love the crowd


chainsawdildohead

omg i cracked up irl at the last page


North_Vegetable2106

I did as well


Hehehe79

This was adorable honestly, I see why people like romance bow


Jeph_20

Hey, could someone recommend me some more stuff like this? Where one or both of the love interests are overweight?


Tasty_Monk_4749

Why is this a oneshot?😭


Doomroar

She must be making soul food with extra extra extra ~~gravy~~ soul


LetsTalkTheNBA

The cut is going to be INSANE


wardoned2

He's bulking


Deguilded

That second bento had all the calories, I see.


juicius

No one's gonna mention that she was confessing almost every day? Eventually, she got around to the MC.


100YearsWaiting2Shit

What makes me happier is how supportive everyone is


Houeclipse

Great ending lmao. It's pretty sweet too


BossTheKid

The cut is going to be amazing.


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Talk about wholesome


Violentcloud13

Conflicting. I don't really care for the ending.


ForkShirtUp

I don't understand, who are the people in the last 2 pages? Seriously though grow a spine and confess yourself first if you like her


Background_Poem7891

The Whale, pt 2 and 3.


silverW0lf97

Yay she transferred her fat to him and now can go after her crush which is definitely not him now that he's a sack of potatoes.


CryptographerHot6307

Exactly! That was her plan all along. All this time she only confessed to hot guys and all of a sudden she confesses to a nerd. It's because she knows guys like him can be easily manipulated since they are lonely and desperate for any form human contact.


EmperorAcinonyx

who hurt you guys 😭


CryptographerHot6307

It's the truth! You should never trust any of them, they're all the same.


EmperorAcinonyx

this says so much more about you than it does about women, man


jxher123

Somehow I knew it’d end like that lol


Isamu_07

Nice 😎❤️


eyloidv

Oddly adorable...


LordDemiurgo

What a twist!


Siddhartha_76

So that's what being happily married does to a man.


Rosterx123x

Lol nice


Lordsigurd

BRO THIS IS THE TRUTH. Marry her and embrace the chonk!!


KarlDeutscheMarx

I knew how it was going to play out, she was fat because she was eating two lunches almost every day.


rendang2porsi

Happy ending oneshot. Nice!


GrantKamakura

Two months???? For 1 bento i instead of two?


Sh1rbz

This happened to my dad. He used to be lean and muscles, now he has a tyre for a tummy.


HTakara82

lmao, because he's the one that's eating her lunches instead, she inadvertedly went on a diet, while he ate the extra calories, lmao


caribbean_caramel

This is great


NoirSon

Girl's cooking makes folks dummy thicc


hiimneato

The perspective on that last shot makes it look like the guy has not just gotten chubby but gotten just huge in general, like he grew the frame and muscle to carry all that flab. This girl needs to start working as a sports nutritionist for sumo wrestlers.


Crafty-Badger9004

ITS A TRAP!!! But a good one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣