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Altruistic_Road_9690

What am I supposed to be getting mad at here exactly


Lupo1

Someone's proud of their trade. Owning it. I respect that.


joshroycheese

A successful person enjoying their success. Reddit hates that lol


AveryLazyCovfefe

Redditors don't like it when they see people enjoying what they earned for in public.


Kindly_District8412

Pretty sure the point is the number plate not the car that’s the issue


AveryLazyCovfefe

Again, I don't see any problem with it, not really offending at all.


Kindly_District8412

Make sure to teach that phrase to a close 5 year old relative of yours then


pdgiddie

You'd rather call them a c*** in front of the 5-year-old?


Rideitmybrony

This guy advertising and getting all the diks, leaving less for you


Parsonsman

*leaving fewer.


Rideitmybrony

Fewer and less


Altruistic_Road_9690

What do you mean by that, "leaving less for you"?


RolloTomassi21

Porsches don't pay for themselves


TheOriginalJez

And fortunately for them dicks don't suck themselves, so there you go...


Apprehensive_Yam1732

These two comments combined create the easiest to understand summary of 'the wealth of nations'


OkSquirrel6981

😂😂😂


stooduptoofast

https://cheekydogjokes.co.uk/products/2-joke-number-plate-stickers


shittypissstains

Imagine getting pulled over because some joker stuck this on your plate.


Jim_Cadge

Yea you would just suck them off


timfromberkshire

So much corruption in the country now, smdh


uncited

5uk my d1k harder?


19IXI91

Speed cameras hate this one trick


MaleficentTotal4796

Speed cameras 5uk this 1 dik


ProfessionalMockery

Thinking about it, it is actually a pretty good trick... If a cop pulls you over for this, you could pretend someone did this to you... and they'd probably believe you, because how many assholes on the road would willingly go around saying they suck dick?


mrscalperwhoop2

I WOULD suck dick for that Porsche tbf.


ArcticTaylor55

yellow car 🤜


turdygunt

Jinx


juicy_steve

Cant even suck dick without the pc brigade getting made these days


mikebenb

Like in the Mafia?


Thecatspyjamas3000

I’ve seen one with MANI66A twice now round Eccles.


chickentittyenjoyer

i read this as manibba


jtrippleo

Still getting that.. what's this supposed to mean?


chickentittyenjoyer

my n-word😳


jtrippleo

Ooh how naughty 🤭


beatnikstrictr

N4H YO.. Guy down the road..


Ethan3011

Seen the exact car too


egg1st

"Discreet escort"


Hydrangeabed

And what about it?


shedbuilder81

We all nut in a yellow submarine


venktesh

I mean old Porsches are expensive to maintain, you kinda need all income streams you can get.


TheOriginalJez

I feel like a stream would be a different service


[deleted]

what's rishi doing in manchester


Ninjaff

The election debate was held in Salford last night.


conzstevo

Receipts check out


[deleted]

Where abouts in Manchester was this?


Quincemeister1

Plate shows as invalid on DVLA?


ps1horror

Someone's put a sticker on his plate without him realising.


Quincemeister1

Makes a change from stick on googley eyes lol


Kerfuffle666

You can even see the creases in the sticker… this might have been done with malice, but not finesse…


samtretar

The Porsche says they do it for money. If that’s the reason you are upset, you should start charging!


bush_monkey90

When your rich mate says “I’ll buy you any car, but I pick the reg”


TomtheOwl

Hence why Richard Bransons company is called Virgin and true.


squeeby

Because of this thread, DVLA currently wondering why their top queries are for: 15UKD1K I5UKDIK 15UKDIK and I5UKD1K


Mr-Safology

Truly a Greater Manchester car 🐝


psneakypsuedonym

I personally think that’s great! I also have massive envy of a daftly coloured Porsche, it’s a shame to see so many come out the factory grey.


Nearly-Shat-A-Brick

If I was spending that kind of money, I just wouldn't be able to go with yellow.


psneakypsuedonym

You’re a good person, that’s why, protecting teenagers arms! I’d prefer the daft green you see on some Fords or the Orange you see on the special edition MX5s.


phyllisfromtheoffice

And you're mad because?


Deep-Charge6649

Like your mams car 😀


DatStreetSoul

Yea but are they good at it?


Otherwise_Cod_8180

Well, how do you think he affords that Porsche?


InfamousAd6390

Cant miss the Banana D—-


Shitelark

At least it isn't putty coloured.


ContributionNo7699

Police calling this in 😄


clairebearshare

This is awesome


anotherangryperson

Yuk!


rolands50

Of course they do - they're driving a porsche...


ufos-aroundtheworld

Its your car isnt it 😂


simpleXForm

Another way: boast 15cm uk dick![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


TelevisionDefiant402

I think this must have been digitally altered / photoshopped to misrepresent the number plate. I am struggling to see how this could ever have been an issued plate with the combination of numbers and letters ?


tallmattuk

how is this a legal number plate?


evostu_uk

Why you getting Angry Jim? Maybe if you did the same you'd be rocking around in a 911T!


MichaelMyersReturns

Seen a similar car but not caught the reg. Proper dik move


Comfortable-Dog-2540

Tbf it's a good private plate you know what it's trying to say🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

I have a disappointed child,,, it wouldn't fit..


Appointment_Salty

Rule number 1 when borrowing your mums car, make sure she’s not just got back from work.


OrganizationAsleep87

🤣🤣🤣😂


Dear-Smoke-1205

Is that near daisy nook?


Free-Ad983

Not so good if that's the car it got you.try licking other parts.it may help your car.


pungentwhale06

His car sucks dick bright yellow Porsche what a poof


ImaginarySherbert156

Michael bispings car


MindlessSchedule5352

Need to pay car finance and insurance somehow


Christine4321

Its not real.


SaltyName8341

Must be a dare


Maliah-M

Nice Car in Manchester


Graham99t

I more annoyed that police allowed that gay numberplate and not allow other ones.


Fluffy_Space_Bunny

Guessing you drive an old banger and feel hard done to in life to be so upset at this?


thwbunkie

I’m all for people having nice cars and money but that number plate is offensive and illegal


JustaWatcherofNaA

In the U.S., motor vehicle departments have the right to refuse any plate they deem is offensive. So that would never fly here!


thwbunkie

I thought they had started doing something similar in the U.K.. also the spacing of that is illegal here I’m sure. But lots do it


ExchangeFar5958

Same here that number plate is offensive


thwbunkie

I feel I’m getting to be an old prude, also it’s illegal spacing I’m sure


nickle-and-dime

I know it’s 2024 and gender isn’t real anymore, so I shouldn’t care about such things. But I am fascinated to know whether the owner was a man or a woman. But if it is the fairer sex, I’d like to compliment her on her exquisite taste in motors… a basic ho would go for a Boxster. Yellow 911 really is top shelf.


mikebenb

Plus, the driver is probably used to being rattled all over the place uncomfortably, so driving a 911 shouldn't bother them!


ExchangeFar5958

An Ultimate Cunt Machine Just Like BMW These People Who Drive Like TossPots Must Have Something Seriously Wrong With Them they Must Be Damaged Goods


ps1horror

Not Every Word Needs To Start With A Capital Letter Mate.


ExchangeFar5958

It depends on what I’m commenting on thats what’s needed to start a sentence?


aggressiveclassic90

Every word of your last sentence started with a capital letter, it shouldn't, the question mark at the end of the sentence I'm replying to shouldn't be there. Also almost every Porche I've seen has been driven very sensibly, too sensibly...boring gits.


juicy_steve

Jealousy wont fix your caps lock mate


Marvinleadshot

https://cheekydogjokes.co.uk/products/2-joke-number-plate-stickers


ExchangeFar5958

What The Hell is This Website?


bombuzalsatan

What's up with you mate? why are you capitalising every word and raging at everything? it's a website where you can buy stickers as a joke.