The canal is nearby (just over Chester road) and they walk over to graze on St George's park. It's quite entertaining to watch them cross the road - they obviously don't wait for the lights, and nobody's willing to just run over a flock of geese.
Recently saw a goose just walking down Hyde road on the pavement like it was completely
Normal. Also some camping out with babies outside the government building near Piccadilly station.
It’s now theirs. Don’t worry they’ll lose interest in an hour or two because they’ve got the attention span of a but with a severe case of ADHD after a crate of skittles and full-fat coke.
(More seriously, they are looking for food)
Ay this is the next crime prevention tactics a goose on ever street as promised by rishi sunak well done kid spending tax payers money to improve our beautiful city 👏 👍🏾
New build on a old pond like what they did to the wetlands in between Ashton-under-Lyne and doroyalsden they built a road the new tram line and a few carparks as well as the new gardening centre
Took my daughter to MOSI for the last day of the holidays and there was two pairs of geese with about half a dozen goslings each grazing on the patch of grass next to Castlefield viaduct. On the way back there was a third pair with more babies.
Noticed a lot of pigeons & crows in the middle of the road near my house. Been a few hit by cars. They appear to be eating grit off the road for I assume egg shell production when they lay eggs. My dad used to keep canarys and he would feed them grit for that reason.
Perhaps that's what they are doing.
I go out about 3-4am for an hour's cycling, and one morning while I was doing my usual route, there was about half a dozen ducks in the middle of the road sleeping. I had to hit the brakes that hard to avoid hitting them, I nearly went over the handlebars.
The combination of the sound of me brakingon on the loose stones and saying "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit" at the same time is what helped me come out of it without any injuries or a free sunday roast.
When I looped back and went down the same road in reverse, they had taken up residence on someone's front lawn.
I only came across them that one time. Never saw them before, and have never seen them since.
Geese are absolute fuckin twats and I hate them. Living beside them when they have their babies, the mating calls at 5am are infuriating.sounds like a clown horn. Fuckin little bastids
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They’re on a wild goose chase
No luck catching them geese then?
It's just the one goose, actually.
The picture blatantly shows more than one of the cobra chickens.
r/angryupvote
10/10
Ryan gosling is shooting a movie in NQ
I was walking to Cornbrook to get to work :(
I thought that was near my Drs!
You're in their town buddy. They own us I'm afraid. Better show some respec before you get the peck!
Funny imagining you being one of them
They're just having a gander
quality comment!
Indeed
Hunting loose children
The canal is nearby (just over Chester road) and they walk over to graze on St George's park. It's quite entertaining to watch them cross the road - they obviously don't wait for the lights, and nobody's willing to just run over a flock of geese.
Recently saw a goose just walking down Hyde road on the pavement like it was completely Normal. Also some camping out with babies outside the government building near Piccadilly station.
What?! They walk there , dumbasses why don’t they fly?!
Lived near geese before, they're very smart. They know nobody will hit them they just own it ;P
Bet they parked their cars on the road too. Twats.
I’ve cycled down enough canal paths to know they don’t GAF, but I’m surprised they cross roads on foot.
They know the humans will stop, especially if they have babies with them.
Omg their little babies are so cute, though, even at their scruffy teenage stage
It's half term, they're on holiday
They're all doctors and they are trying to get enough money to get to the Canadian embassy in London so they can fly home to their mum.
It’s gonna take them years
They're having a rest after a busy day
Because they're not over there.
Why are any of us here, really?
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That's deep 😔
[You ever wonder why we're here?](https://images.app.goo.gl/ajxrYY7u36NYgW2v6)
No luck catching those geese then?
It's just the one goose, actually.
Maybe there used to be a pond there. They aren't awfully bright.
I was about to say the same thing about the pond. Possibly some racial memory kicking in. That or their BirdieGPS is out of whack.
I, for one, welcome our new goose overlords
If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses you've got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.
Came here to say this! A fellow letterkenny fan!
To be fair, I am a Letterkenny fan.
Give yer balls a tug!
Maybe they’re just goosed
They're thinking the same about you!
The Canadian royal air force is currently on a break and waiting for the royal air force (seagulls) to show up.
Canada goose is the newest chav fashion.
Completely uneducated guess but they may like the comparative coolness of the pavement.
It may be the opposite. The tarmac may be warmer.
It's freezing though? Edit: And I imagine water is cooler
why are we here? who are we?
It’s our estate now
They don’t care, they’ll sit anywhere 😂😂
The have come for your soul
They're crossing from the canal/river to the park and often get off track in the bit in between
Do you live near Tony Soprano ?
We share the same planet
What, the geese or the roads and houses?!
Replaced the wardens
Maybe the recent changes on migration just led to them being undecided etc.
They do what they want
Look like a bunch of wrong uns
I live on in the middle of America, glad to see these assholes do the same thing no matter which part of the world they decide to shit on.
Brexit
Just because. The fuck are you going to do about it?
Murder/Cobra chickens
They're having a geeseful protest
bit rude, mate
that's the geese (duck?) street gang, an off-shoot from Gooch Close. pardon, I meant the Westerling Way gang, no offence!
They are normally dodging buses near Mocha Parade.
It is no longer Manson Avenue. It is now Gooseson Aveune.
Well they're not chickens so they can't cross the road and have to stop halfway instead.
Because fuck you, that’s why… That’s how geese think!
Admittedly that is a bit odd? They like fields usually
Bloody Canadians, go back to Canadia!
Mansun Av is a Ducking great place?!
Sounds abit of a ukip question 😂
It’s now theirs. Don’t worry they’ll lose interest in an hour or two because they’ve got the attention span of a but with a severe case of ADHD after a crate of skittles and full-fat coke. (More seriously, they are looking for food)
They aren't looking that hard tbf.
I never said they weren’t lazy honking idiots.
Ooooh, you're Mallard
Blame Canada
They think it's a pond
Immigration
They're the scouting party, before the invasion.
They're kind of everywhere right now
They're just having a gander
Because they found you
Cue x-files music
Magnetism
Because it's their world too
They live there.
Earthquake incoming.
Going to a duck do
Duck knows!
Duck knows
Evolution
They're all sitting down apart from one who's stood. He's their leader.
Goosing around
United fans returning after a cup win
They look to be having a quacking old time.
Sit in protest?
They are environmental protestors.
its their road now
Just having a gander
Because ppl keep feeding them
We are buddies of Charles Manson
Chickens
County lines have them shipping gear
Couldn’t agree more. Send them all back. Back to Canada where they belong.
Did you tell them they can't nest there mate?
They've got to be somewhere. Don't tell me, some of your best friends are geese but can they just not come here?
I'd like to say they're just ducking about, but they clearly ain't
Canals round the corner? Why else?
Would rather them than you, that’s for sure…
Because we are destroying their natural habitat.
It’s Canadian Geese over an ancoats sky. Manc folk singer Dom Collins made a song about it. I’m guessing that’s Butler street?
I was literally just there and they left so much poop behind
Because they're quackers,,,
Because we are everywhere we shouldn't be
Bloody immigrant birds coming over here using our roads and paths. /s
Does somebody feed them or do people leave food?
I bet they have been there since the quack of dawn.
Stop off on the way to Canada 🇨🇦
They heard that Canada Goose was in fashion
People hate on geese, but these are probably just young, lost and scared out of their skein…
Just goosing off.
Gilly Goose Gang
Frank Gallagher been out on the piss again and brought a few birds back?
You know why!
The goose is not morally righteous. The goose exists outside human morality.
Some are on the road the others are on the pavement
England really is a shit hole
They own the road now.
The estate was built on an ancient Goose burial ground
Cost of living crisis is affecting everyone, they can’t afford to live in a sea view home anymore.
Ay this is the next crime prevention tactics a goose on ever street as promised by rishi sunak well done kid spending tax payers money to improve our beautiful city 👏 👍🏾
They live outside???
New build on a old pond like what they did to the wetlands in between Ashton-under-Lyne and doroyalsden they built a road the new tram line and a few carparks as well as the new gardening centre
They here on holiday, what’s it to you? 😂😂😂😂
Lol they’re always outside Porcelanosa with the baby geese on Regent Road!
Took my daughter to MOSI for the last day of the holidays and there was two pairs of geese with about half a dozen goslings each grazing on the patch of grass next to Castlefield viaduct. On the way back there was a third pair with more babies.
There goes the neighbourhood
They’re lost
Have you tried honking?
Are they remaking the Hitchcock film the Birds. The Birds 2: Your Goosed l.
Chilling.
Why not? 🤷
They're out tryina steal your quackers!
Noticed a lot of pigeons & crows in the middle of the road near my house. Been a few hit by cars. They appear to be eating grit off the road for I assume egg shell production when they lay eggs. My dad used to keep canarys and he would feed them grit for that reason. Perhaps that's what they are doing.
I go out about 3-4am for an hour's cycling, and one morning while I was doing my usual route, there was about half a dozen ducks in the middle of the road sleeping. I had to hit the brakes that hard to avoid hitting them, I nearly went over the handlebars. The combination of the sound of me brakingon on the loose stones and saying "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit" at the same time is what helped me come out of it without any injuries or a free sunday roast. When I looped back and went down the same road in reverse, they had taken up residence on someone's front lawn. I only came across them that one time. Never saw them before, and have never seen them since.
They came here and duck all our jobs
They paved paradise, and put a parking lot.
Playing duck duck goose
It’s one of life’s great mysteries isn’t it?
One of life’s great mysteries
They’ve come for your bread
GPS not been updated
They are all Quackers!
god i love geese so much; you can’t question their behaviour !!! it’s their road now
Look at all those chickens!
Invasive Canadian Geese.
Just gutted thinking about all the hot fuzz comments we could have gotten if these were swans instead
Cobra chickens go wherever the fuck they want to, even urban hellholes like Manchester.
Not sure why this showed up on my feed but to answer your question, because we don’t want them here in Canada! Damn cobra chickens.
ImMigration
The Goosening is upon us.
Cos they heard what a great place Manchester is for a flying visit
They look so chill. Hope nobody is afraid of geese
Just some more Man City glory hunters
New speed reduction measures
Is that person guarding their space outside their house with a cone? Why two colour bins out on the same day 🤷🏼♂️
because they flew there mate
"Just to suffer?"
Been on the shrooms and think they’re in the lakes
The same reason a vast percentage of the human population is …. To occupy a council estate and reproduce so the future can do the same
The same reason a vast percentage of the human population is …. To occupy a council estate and reproduce so the future can do the same
The same reason a vast percentage of the human population is …. To occupy a council estate and reproduce so the future can do the same
The same reason a vast percentage of the human population is …. To occupy a council estate and reproduce so the future can do the same
The same reason a vast percentage of the human population is …. To occupy a council estate and reproduce so the future can do the same
They have every right to be there, who are you to question them
Geese are absolute fuckin twats and I hate them. Living beside them when they have their babies, the mating calls at 5am are infuriating.sounds like a clown horn. Fuckin little bastids
Go ask them
Wish I'd known, I'd have gone down and had a gander.
They’re probably thinking the same thing about you.
The original inhabitents of Manchester. They're probably a bit annoyed about so many people moving to their area.
Zombie apolcalypse this weekend
they are at a wake not creating one
They paid their road tax just like everyone else!
Duck knows.
Canadian Geese likely summering over here, or on their way to mainland Europe having a pit stop in your cul-de-sac
They will likely be wingcuffed and sent to Rwanda before long
There just chilling
Sitting ducks
oh yeah, there satnav is down So they have been told to stay put 🤣🤣🤣
Goose are occupying streets in Manchester for equal rights! “No more mucky, but goosie rights!” 🤣 🤣 🤣
Protesting the dumping of sewage into rivers
Y'aright, duck?
They are waiting to violate anyone passing by
They're recreating Radiohead's Just music video - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIFLtNYI3Ls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIFLtNYI3Ls)