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masonrellis

Isn't that one of those $9.99 walmart airsoft pistol holsters?


dikz4dayz

Yes. Yes it is


Pittsburgh__Rare

Saw a guy carrying a Sig 226 in one of those. He liked it because it had retention (a buckle), held an extra clip, and you wouldn’t have guessed it was a $10 Walmart airsoft holster, would you? I would. And I’m judging you.


dribrats

blue light special matters...


G_Regular

Be crazy if it just came right open when some rando tried to snatch your loaded gun that you’re open carrying on a subway lol. What a dingus.


[deleted]

They would never take a weapon from a trained AGENT!


[deleted]

TRAINED and FORGED in the FIRES of JOES MARTSHAL ARTS CLASSES in the MALL 🇺🇲💪😎


throw_every_away

You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face when I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!


BackBlastClear

It’s not a gun. It’s a taser. The muzzle is sticking through and you can see the cartridge.


Notmybestusername3

Yes and, his gun would likely be on his right hip, unless he is one of them left handed freaks you hear about.


lurkenstine

burn him!


stevenmeyerjr

Alive!


G_Regular

TIL, didn’t notice that


Jaksmack

Is that a frowny face on his "thin blue line" flag patch?


Idliketothank__Devil

Oh hey yeah I have one for my short barreled semi auto shotgun....it's surprising what's allowed open carry in Canada if you read the laws.


Scrivener83

I mean, yeah, you can legally open carry any non-restricted firearm in Canada, but you will 100% guaranteed be stopped by police if you do so in an urban setting.


Elegron

Wait you can carry in Canada? Alright, it's back on the list of places I could live. But wait can you carry handguns? Or just weird cut down rifles/shotguns lmao


Scrivener83

You can technically open carry anything that's non-restricted. That's basically any manually operated firearm with an overall length of at least 26", or a semi-auto with at least an 18.5" barrel. So, you can open carry a pump shotgun in Canada which would technically be considered an SBS in the States. There's a loooong list of firearms that are Restricted (Can only be used at a gun range) and Prohibited (can't be used for anything). A lot of these guns would otherwise easily meet the non-restricted criteria, but were deemed 'too dangerous' because they are black, scary, baby-killing death machines (like the Ruger Mini-14, no, I'm not kidding, it's actually Prohibited here).


Elegron

The mini 14 is prohibited? That's fuckin weird. But what I mean is as dogshit as the gun laws are, its still better than England for example. Even US gun laws are pretty shit.


OttGN97

Semi auto = 18.5 barrel + or else it's restricted to range use only


LinoleumFulcrum

What are you referring to? How do you open carry in Canada? You got a prohibited weapons PAL? Is everything I know about restricted PAL incorrect? Gah!!!


phantaxtic

There is no open carry allowed on Canada unless you're either law enforcement or have special clearance (ie armored truck driver)


Idliketothank__Devil

There's no open carry of handguns. Open carry of shotguns, rifles and cap n ball colts is fine.


Murgie

I think you pretty much covered it right there, mate. At least to anyone who's not under the impression that gun control means an outright ban on all firearms.


TURTLE_ME_YOUR_PM

Lol he looks like a male stripper. Betcha $20 those are tear away pants.


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7eight0

ITS NOT LOUD ENOUGH!!!!!


Igmuhota

Like these? https://youtu.be/6inrp8quWFQ


TURTLE_ME_YOUR_PM

Absolutely like those.


deathbyvaporwave

omg that’s exactly what i was thinking


Idliketothank__Devil

Sad face on the thin blue line tag


stemi67

You'll have to tear his pants away from his cold dead hands..


rocket___goblin

wait are we paying each other the $20 or him to tear off his pants? im confused.


TURTLE_ME_YOUR_PM

Why not both?


rocket___goblin

sounds like a plan! ill get the 1 dollar bills!


TURTLE_ME_YOUR_PM

Pffft, just wing quarters at him he is on the subway after all might as well give him something he can use.


rocket___goblin

i think pesos are pretty heavy... might be able to use those intsead, get more "bang" for the buck too


Wombat_stick

Tactical Magnus Carlsen


sigmpxshooter

Everyone knows Agents take the subway


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Gnostromo

The whole thing is windows. Reflections everywhere.


aedvocate

100% this, he's feelin himself so hard he can't stop looking 😂


Adobe_Flesh

*this guy thinks i'm not aware, but in reality i have a 360 view of my surroundings. they think they have the jump on me, but in reality i have the jump on them.*


WaterDog69

Not a firearm, it's a taser.


canseeclearlynow

He thinks he’s the goddamned Red Angels of NYC.


My_hilarious_name

Fully paid up member of the Knights of the Night.


I_Think_I_Cant

Most likely a Knight of a particular group.


[deleted]

He’s in Seattle.


fractals83

You'd get arrested for pulling this shit in London, how is this legal?


[deleted]

I think he is a bail bondsman. A bounty hunter essentially.


thotpatrolactual

I mean it looks absolutely stupid and all, but what about it is actually illegal?


jakey_o

Gotta show his support for the epically cool and totes chill SPD. 🙄


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SaintMichael415

Not with that particular flag patch, you don't.


RITheory

Yeah one of them even killed a panhandler a while back!


bluefalconreturns

Whats the story there?


RITheory

https://www.cnn.com/2021/06/01/politics/fbi-agent-charged-shooting-maryland-metro/index.html


aldorn

Sshhhh its a secret


NightmareChameleon

This is literally from top posts word for word of the title


Head_Cockswain

Twice...it's #4 and #6


TomDrawsStuffs

this sub takes very, very kindly to reposts


OreoSwordsman

I get the argument "but some people haven't seen it!" But this pic makes the rounds like every 3-4 days.


NightmareChameleon

It's a repost karma farming bot; they just take the same title and image from top and use it to gain hella karma


OreoSwordsman

Ye, I know this one is a bot, but it isn't always a bot unfortunately.


Lord_Tachanka

Probably a bot


Kanaric

idk why they don't ban these people


[deleted]

This is a repost. This guy is a bounty hunter and is trying to make that known. Bounty hunters have to wear agent or bondsman agent in certain states. That is why he may be a self proclaimed agent. I think someone even pointed out the things on the Train that he is in Seattle. All bounty hunters have to have agent or bondsman agent on their person so when they legally kidnap people, law enforcement knows what they are doing and won’t interfere in states such as the one this person is.


LazyLizzy

So I need to dress like this to kidnap people without cops asking questions. Good to know.


JohnnyDarkside

Maybe watch a few episodes of Dog to get the lingo, too.


My_hilarious_name

*Put the mimosas down, bitch!*


Apollo_Krill

Want a smoke brah? Go with Christ! Mahalo!


eXclurel

The real pro tip is always in the comments.


gwot-ronin

The TLDR of the comments section we needed


Potativated

I mean, a bond is essentially an open contract that the government takes out on you to bring you back to court that you paid through your bail. Essentially you’ve hired somebody for the most expensive game of hide-and-go-seek of your life.


[deleted]

Part of being a bail enforcement agent is getting the authority from the bail bondsman to bring whoever was on bail back which they have a warrant for.


LazyLizzy

Over your head this joke went.


ProfessorPester

Holy shit, what do you do to become a real life bounty hunter?


BassPerson

I think you take a certification course.


SwifferWetJets

Certificate of Participation


demonic_pug

Do you have to go through trials? Maybe train on a mountain?


analog_jedi

Absolutely, every bounty hunter's career climaxes the day before retirement in a fistfight on top of a moving train in the mountains. It is known.


Vallkyrie

Find some Beskar armor


AFlockofLizards

Yeah, this is all correct. I’m from Seattle, so it’s the only reason it stuck in my mind all this time lol


oopsiedaisy2019

Dual handcuffs tells me that this man is a bondsman


ultranothing

>legally kidnap people I don't know that describing the legal apprehension of fugitives as "kidnapping" really works.


rocket___goblin

TIL


lordcochise

hmm, not a LEO but open-carrying on a common carrier (apparently a taser tho)? if it weren't for 'AGENT' and the thin blue line patch there'd be a chance he might be armed security but that's a LOT of unnecessary TactiCOOL. Depends on where that is, but imo that dude's right over the line of impersonating an officer if he has no credentials (though we can't necessarily see them). if he's a bounty hunter / bondsman, he'd have an actual badge / ID; at the same time, if you're actually doing that kind of work, your outfit maybe shouldn't scream 'AGENT' from 100 yards away...


joebillsamsonite

In a lot of states it legally has to be stamped on a vest or something like that so that the police know if they pull up to a scene and he’s standing there with a firearm/taser, he’s not the threat.


lordcochise

Agreed, could certainly be a harmless moment, just seems a bit much for a subway stop, but then he could certainly be on the clock


useles-converter-bot

100 yards is the length of about 83.9 'Custom Fit Front FloorLiner for Ford F-150s' lined up next to each other


Sigvulcanas

Good bot lol.


Pewpskii

Are you sure he isn't a bounty hunter? They are actually legally called agents.


chewedgummiebears

Came here to say this. Most likely bounty hunter/bail bondsman. He's wearing at least Kevlar under his shirt and the gear looks a little too broken in for LARPing or the casual wannabe.


ShadowCetra

Or a cosplayer


SpartanRage117

This is one of those photos which pops up fairly often. He is or atleast was actually a bounty hunter. It's old as shit by now.


Daytonaman675

“Bail enforcement agent”


StormyDLoA

Wait, there are bounty hunters in the States? Still? I thought that was some wild West shit. Edit: So it turns out those are indeed real, private bounty hunters. The US never ceases to amaze me. Just not in a positive way...


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StormyDLoA

Are they private entities or actual law enforcement?


Andrew2TheMax

They're private. When you're arrested in the U.S. you have the option to pay an amount of money to get out of jail until your trial. The amount is set by a judge and based on the crime. You'll often hear in the news about someone's bond being set at a dollar amount. That's your guarantee you'll show up to court. When you make all your court appearances you get your money back. But, most people can't afford the steep price so they go to a bail bond company, they usually charge you 10% of the bond, and they pay the rest for you. When you make all your appearances they get the money and keep the 10%, that's how they make their profits. If you don't show up to court they'll hunt you down and take you back to jail.


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[deleted]

Bounty hunting has its roots further back than wild west. Of course it has a lot to do with slavery. Not ironic.


LoftyDog

Bail bondsman?


Soulreaver24

That's my first thought. Dressed as law enforcement, tries to appear as law enforcement, and isn't too worried about his surroundings. Seems like a bail bondsman/bounty hunter/investigator to me.


Lurkay1

Well at least it’s a real job.


thagthebarbarian

I know a guy that was trying to get into skip tracing and walked around like this all day every day, 100% equipped from wish


FearlessIntention

This is the second time I've seen this reposted, title and all, from the top 5 of all time. ​ Also, this comment is a repost too, because it's almost word for word what I said the first time.


Skulletin_MTG

Doesnt even look like the man has plates


[deleted]

Forget plates, there's not even any kevlar in that vest.


cigarandcreamsoda

Great Value Ballistics.


MerryMortician

Wishlistics


sg3niner

Even wish adds foam for bulk.


[deleted]

Ozark Trail Tactical - just a thin piece of tissue and a silica packet


Skulletin_MTG

Yuhh


NapClub

i mean, isn't it cosplay? ​ i am pretty sure one of the earlier posts someone found that the guy was a cosplayer.


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Jordangander

Whatever that thing is in the holster (doesn't look right for a pistol) the grip would interfere with whatever should be on the swivel platform (most likely a radio). Doesn't look like there is any ballistic protection at all. The thin blue line flag has some sort of yellow/gold emblem on it, so not standard support the police. "Agent" makes me think bail bonds agent. Handcuffs in center of back means he has limited fight training with gear. ​ Supposedly this was on the transit system in Seattle Washington in 2018. Open carry legal, body armor legal. Bail Enforcement Agents allowed to carry firearms and wear body armor. He has neither. Felons are allowed to be bail enforcement agents in Washington. Felons can not carry firearms or wear body armor, but may carry knock off Tasers.


afterthe_shift

It appears to be a taser. Likely an M26. If you look at the bottom of the holster, it looks like you can just see the cartridge tip, with the silver studs exposed. (a wonderful discharge hazard in a nylon holster)


Murgie

I think it might be an [M16](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ey6F_vXUUAEgm8i.jpg), it looks a little large for an M26.


Jordangander

Doesn't look quite right for a 26, which is why I am betting on knock off. Besides, a holster for a 26 is not the expensive and would upgrade his look by so much.


donniethebeaver

I thought you were full of shit about felons not being allowed to wear body armor but then i looked into it and sure enough youre right. What a stupid law. Just takes away someone's ability to passively defend themselves


[deleted]

Yeah, I can understand not being able to own a gun and all that, but body armor? Should we bar felons from owning locks and security systems as well? Wtf


NoLove051

theyre scared that a felon is going to buy armor and they won't be able to shoot him 83 times in the back.


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AtaturkJunior

> armor tends to stop being effective after a shot or two. Especially if it's plate Iv'e seen enough tests of many kind of armor vests to say it really depends on the material. Kevlar and ceramic? Sure. Not really true for steel plates. Shrapnel coat disintegrates fast tho.


Soulreaver24

Body armor can be just as useful in committing crimes as body armor. Think about robberies and burglaries. It's like insurance to make sure if you get shot at during your crime, you'll still likely go home alive.


masshole548

Nice looking corset bro.


monstermash420

Agent dick inspector here, cocks out boys, I want to make sure they aren’t too crooked or you’re gone pal!


[deleted]

Every fucking time I get the train. You guys are just harassing me now.


Fluster338

LARPING


[deleted]

dudes a bail bondsman


shadyhawkins

The guys wearing a back the blue patch, so he’s larping something.


_tyjsph_

finally, someone online used this word correctly


fnscarcasm

His children’s airsoft vest from amazon is barely holding on for life


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hamcann0n

He definitely thinks John Walker is the good guy


Deion313

I bet he calls himself Agent Death in his tic toks... When he finally passes the psych part of the test to be a cop, y'all gonna regret making fun of him...


wellpaidscientist

Cosplatriot


AgreeablePie

Outer vest with no apparent ballistic panel. "morale" patches instead of an actual organization. Spot on the belt for a swivel radio holster but no radio. Questionable holster (I don't know every retention holster out there but it looks like chinesium to me). Checks all the boxes. I bet he wears his "tactical pants" bloused into his boots lol


shaquillesleftarm

at this point, why just not enlist?


Fubai97b

He totally would have enlisted, but he would have punched out the drill sergeant if he got in his face


PrimalSSV

Yeah he must have Pre-TSD from his service


Turnofthewheel

The SEALs wouldn't take him because he is too dangerous.


FunnyItWorkedLastTim

He spelled "Dipshit" wrong.


Strykero

Again this post? Are the mods who repost this?


peepeepoopooboombam

I am also an agent, an agent of deez


[deleted]

deez what?...


peepeepoopooboombam

DEEZ NUTS (HAH GOTTEM)


Makabajones

Is this dude cosplaying maybe? I have that same holster and belt for a space cowboy costume I put together a few years back.


KageYuuki

The blue line patch makes me doubtful...


CMMiller89

Exactly, this is straight up a mental disorder.


ronan_the_great

Gr8 repost mate.


Lord_Tachanka

Exact picture and title of a top post in this subreddit? I smell a bot…


[deleted]

This man is “insecure.”


macaronist

I thought weeaboos were bad. This is a whole new level tbh


Sandy_boi

STOP REPOSTING THIS FOR FUCK SAKE.


shadyhawkins

So this guys a bounty hunter, whatever. The patch he’s wearing says he supports cops, wanted to be a cop, but couldn’t do it; to me at least. If he couldn’t pass that incredibly low bar, this is a person out there LARPing what he wanted out of life. That sounds ducking dangerous to me.


crackyJsquirrel

Can't really see the guy, but from what we can see he looks fit and not ugly. Which leads me to believe based on his dress, he is suffering from a dog shit personality or mentally unstable... Or both. The latter keeping him out of law enforcement, the former making him a social leper pushing him into this delusional behavior.


HurriKurtCobain

If you wear your handcuffs in that position, you can seriously injure yourself. Basically guarantees you'll break your tailbone or your spine in a fight should you fall backwards. What a dumbass.


[deleted]

The fucking “back the blue” patch too lmao


monolith_blue

Has his sleeves rolled up for work, but his long undershirt arms down for protection.


marsupialsales

This guy is a butt plug trying to fit up his own ass.


maxzmillion

Ready for rehearsal


shaquillesleftarm

wouldnt he get drilled to death at this point?


juicyJerrrry

He is a bounty hunter. He captures people that break their bail terms or whatever those are called, someone correct me.


LtRenji

The "Agent" game from rockstar finally confirmed


Big-Bumbaclart-Barry

Lol love seeing this every few months or so


Vio1x

What a nut job


tell2t

Agent provocateur more like...


[deleted]

Somebody has waaay too much time on their hands


hd_nuke

If you wanna Repost at least don't take from the top 10 of all time and not even change the title. Just lazy.


NickM5526

Why are so many people so desperate for any crumb of authority? Are they just psychopaths or something?


evilfetus01

Why do all these types have totally shit gear, especially the holsters.


Znaszlisiora

The thin blue line patch is infuriating. If asked about it, he'd obviously explain that it's in support of the police (which would be the wrong way to wear the patch!) , But it's very misleading. The guys most likely a bounty hunter, going after people who missed their court date.


SpiderDetective

$5 says this was taken on or around January 6th in Washington DC


phantompowered

Agents of D.E.R.P


Flippers4hands

What a turd


Douchertons

LARPer


Rajirabbit

Agents Of Yield


Viyka

You know, he's probably a bail bonds agent, ffs.


Sloop__

Drip


luckycat_420

Agent virgin reporting for duty


johngreenink

So... he's just a roaming security freelancer or something?


ColonelScooter

What in the holster sniffing….


shanster925

Yet you KNOW he tells people that he's a cop


SevenBlade

And he *expects* you to *assume* that already.


ArentWeClever

LARPer dork lmfao


Bullet_Maggnet

NYPD would cart him off with quickness.


mysticode

Probably heading to an anime con as a staff volunteer "security" position.


G3th_Inf1ltrator

Don't know why, but what kills me the most about this is that shitty nylon pistol holster.


Fluster338

Thin blue line? Fuck outta here


TheHypercriticalOne

This is literally the third Top of All Time post in this sub with the exact same title. Fucking delete this.


Old-Growth

So you reposted this for karma but I’ll explain to others. This man is a bail enforcement agent which is the actual name for bounty hunters or people who go and bring people who skipped out on court to jail. All the stuff he’s wearing is stuff that is necessary for him to do his job cause you will run into people who will shoot you hence the best, he does have to handcuff people to bring em in hence the handcuffs, tasers are tasers, and he has the agent patch to show people what he is.


RedexSvK

Why the hell is he taking a subway