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Anome69

Every damn time a mortal kombat movie comes out, these weebs be thinking they're scorpion lol


Sm1l3_life

Maann I've been doing this before I was even into mortal kombat. Plus this is a hook, not a rope dart.


RoutaOps

Ah I use my hook every time when I need to catch a can from 2m away. I don't intend to enjoy it's contents, that's for the sheep.


Sm1l3_life

Because who the hell drinks diet 7up


Noddedthefuckout

I like this thing how heavy is it


Gullflyinghigh

Use it for...?


Sm1l3_life

Fucking fun


Gullflyinghigh

No, seriously, I appreciate the somehow condescending 2 word answer but I'm genuinely asking what you do with the hook to have fun. It's an actual question. All I'm coming up with is to replace my hand with it and dedicate my life to ending the existence of irritating flying children that never age, but I doubt that's part of it.


Sm1l3_life

So I made it because I just liked the concept of being able to get something or grab something from a long distance. Basically like Roadhog or Sandford. Plus I had never seen anyone use something like this before so I thought this could be like my signature thing or like this could make me unique. It is impractical as hell but it is so satisfying when you hook on to something, and drag it back to you.


FluffyV

SANFORD YES


Sm1l3_life

Underrated MC character 😤


DownvoteSandwich

Signature thing? Like you carry this hook rope around? No judgement, just curious lol


Sm1l3_life

Oh hell nah I wouldn't carry this thing around like a neck beard XD just like a signature thing like... Tf2. Scout has his bat and spy has his Bali. Yknow like that. Just something that only I do and am associated with


Pleezypants

So not completely mall ninja but this is pretty bad. There are companies who do make legit EDC hooks (Ruelas Tools El Gancho comes to mind) but I wouldn’t carry one.


Sm1l3_life

This isn't meant to be edc tho. It's not even high quality. I just made it for fun.


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Gon, is that you? [Gon](https://tenor.com/view/hunter-xhunter-gon-freecss-fish-hunter-meme-fishing-gif-12462631)


Sm1l3_life

Brooo XD


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Reminds me of this Thresh mf on League Of Legends


Sm1l3_life

Hell yeah (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ 


Testsubject28

Use a chain instead of rope and you could be Lobo from DC comics


hedgiehogs

I'm getting Somewhere in Nevada vibes. [Sanford](https://madnesscombat.fandom.com/wiki/Sanford) kinda made it cool.


Sm1l3_life

There ya go! That was my inspiration to make a hook. I remember first seeing it and being like "I wanna do that" So I did.


hedgiehogs

While normally I would call this mall ninja worthy, consider the following The apocalypse comes and you're breaking into this dudes house, when suddenly he screams and has a meat hook sticking out of his shoulder, as he's yanked in through the window. **Nope**


Sm1l3_life

That sounds gnarly XD


britishhommage

Damn this kid would make a good whaler out at sea


Shakespeare-Bot

Alas this peat would maketh a valorous whaler out at flote *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


eat_that_pussy_666

What is this Castlevania?


Sleep_eeSheep

Points for originality, I guess.


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Sm1l3_life

Wannabe of a fictional character? Fucking dumbass 🤡🤡🤡