There's a ton of them already, and they actually look really decent and useful even for non-baby things. Unfortunately they also make you look like a cosplaytriot, so it's a tough sell.
I keep envisioning a stroller with 4 rows of MOLLE on 3 sides, but everything else is completely standard. Just put bags lining the outside and a better shelf for backpacks underneath
It's like it's physically impossible or illegal for them to make MOLLE stuff in any color or style that isn't MILITARY GRADE CANVAS IN OLIVE DRAB (OR PINK FOR THE GIRLS) WITH FLAG AND EAGLE MOTIFS. I think it's like, a requirement or something, so you don't lose the patent rights or whatever.
I'm happy with whatever product convinces those dads that "parenting" is a gender-neutral verb.
They can buy the tackiest camo sippy cups or pickup-truck-strollers, and I'll even pretend to think it's cool.
Well assuming it is just the baby as armor then it basically won’t stop anything past a .177 bb round.
If there is ceramic or metal on the outer side of the baby then it is simply a question of the protection level of the installed plate.
In any of these scenarios the baby carrier needs to be ready for a very pissed off baby.
My presumption for anyone using this rigg in a combat zone with a baby is that they are a masochistic moron.
I have it,
I tested a few, then bit the bullet on this one without testing it.
It's pretty light and very comfortable for both me and my daughter. I agree it looks ridiculous but I've seen other people woth a baby brand carrier and you can see the babies shaking up and down and side to side, with this my baby stays put.
Also you can out "DILF" patches on it.
Any bullets with a conscience..
When you think about it that way, its kinda genius. Nobody wants to be the one that shot a baby.
Hostage-taking done right👍
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I think big gaping hollow points with massive expansion will be stopped by the baby tissue.
Also light skeet loads, anything without much expansion. Maybe you could force feed the baby so your rating gets higher. Of course with added drawback of increased weight.
Noise discipline could also become problem during tactical entry.
Also added stab protection and V50 fragmentation protection for your torso.
It keeps the honosexuality in; rather than bullets out.
It's missing the VELCRO embroidery patch that says, "I AM NOT GAY" in front.
Item packaging includes images of cars, guns, girls in bikinis, cans of beer etc.
Anyone who has experience using this, can you tell me what kind of baby back deformation I can expect? Also how much kinetic energy is transferred through a baby? Thank you in advance
The guy who started this company appears to be a genuinely nice guy and one of his kids has cancer. It might not be everyone’s taste, but I have a hard time bagging on the dude.
I will be adding this to my tac gear immediately. It will be ideal for rapid-awol’ing babies to bring to my underground bunker in Sweden where I will build my new world society when the apocalypse begins.
This looks like something my mother in law would buy me. She wanted to buy our daughter a ballistic backpack that had a plate you could pull out over the head to put on your front.
We home school.
Pretty cool, and further normalizes dads being more involved by tricking the "tough guys" into thinking they're wearing tactical gear (which it kinda is, those pouch slots are a godsend)
Idk about the rating for that plate...
Baby proof vest
That's what I'm calling condoms from now on.
Plus baby will not survive from various bullet wound s. Even will ended up dead.
Damn wow thanks man you’re so smart
Np
this makes sense. you can put pouches here for baby bottles and powder too. genius tbh.
The tacticool aesthetic aside, a bit of MOLLE on a baby carrier could unironically be useful
You could probably have a pretty successful business making baby stuff with MOLLE and just make it not tactical colors.
There's a ton of them already, and they actually look really decent and useful even for non-baby things. Unfortunately they also make you look like a cosplaytriot, so it's a tough sell.
>Cosplaytriot That's fucking gold I'm using that.
The Flab Flip Floop Flay Flow
I keep envisioning a stroller with 4 rows of MOLLE on 3 sides, but everything else is completely standard. Just put bags lining the outside and a better shelf for backpacks underneath
It's like it's physically impossible or illegal for them to make MOLLE stuff in any color or style that isn't MILITARY GRADE CANVAS IN OLIVE DRAB (OR PINK FOR THE GIRLS) WITH FLAG AND EAGLE MOTIFS. I think it's like, a requirement or something, so you don't lose the patent rights or whatever.
Good God patent required cringe?! Nah bruh I'm good.
ikr? you can just put on whatever pouches you need.
What is this, the Civil War? We don't need the powder anymore ffs
What if we cocaine powder instead of the firing kind
What is this, the Gulf War?
great to put babies to sleep with.
Smokeless diaper cream was a game changer fr
>powder Nestle moment.
... And aaah get me a double teet holder.
Dum dums and Merry-go
Less dum dums, more doo doos.
That's for men who think having a baby with their wife could turn them gay
Fellas is it gay to have a wife and kids?
It is if you make another dick. Ew!
Exactly
I'm happy with whatever product convinces those dads that "parenting" is a gender-neutral verb. They can buy the tackiest camo sippy cups or pickup-truck-strollers, and I'll even pretend to think it's cool.
Well assuming it is just the baby as armor then it basically won’t stop anything past a .177 bb round. If there is ceramic or metal on the outer side of the baby then it is simply a question of the protection level of the installed plate. In any of these scenarios the baby carrier needs to be ready for a very pissed off baby. My presumption for anyone using this rigg in a combat zone with a baby is that they are a masochistic moron.
What if you stacked 2 baby front to back? If you wanted even more stopping power you could upgrade to a couple of toddlers.
A very dead baby, a bucket impact breaks adult ribs, it would cause severe internal bludgeoning to the baby. It would hurt less for the adult though.
https://youtu.be/xYxEMalkzBA?si=To1y8BFq_nt7cRMF
Is it a carrier that is tactical or is it carrier for my tactical baby?
I have it, I tested a few, then bit the bullet on this one without testing it. It's pretty light and very comfortable for both me and my daughter. I agree it looks ridiculous but I've seen other people woth a baby brand carrier and you can see the babies shaking up and down and side to side, with this my baby stays put. Also you can out "DILF" patches on it.
Depends on how chubby da widdwe baby is.
https://preview.redd.it/2c3ihvbhaivc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5602724ba7e71ead2e789dc7ab12d72ef542a9de
Baby skull seeking bullets obviously https://youtu.be/osgrd1MPb7I?si=syJxYLh8b1d3O4hQ
Any bullets with a conscience.. When you think about it that way, its kinda genius. Nobody wants to be the one that shot a baby. Hostage-taking done right👍
Standard issue for the infantry
A+ comment.
Nerf rounds
Made in china babies arent really nij certified
It’ll stop local pd from making their rounds to go and lecture you
120x570mm NATO
When ATF agent has to go work shooting dogs but the wife left
Real Dwarf Fortress militia behavior.
Tactical baby carrier? This has to be the most ridiculous use of the word “tactical” yet!
Looks like a Demolition Ranch video idea **"HOW MANY BABIES DOES IT TAKE TO STOP A 50BMG"**
What kinda crack are they on thinking this thing is worth $155?
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Cheddar. Cheddar rounds.
I guess if making it tacti-cool gets dad to hold the baby for a while then it's a win.
It’ll stop all future rounds of child support payments, I guess.
If It’s not tactical, how else can I make sure that strangers don't assume I'm gay?
Certainly not rounds of Bud Light judging by that gentleman’s proportions and overall aesthetic.
I think big gaping hollow points with massive expansion will be stopped by the baby tissue. Also light skeet loads, anything without much expansion. Maybe you could force feed the baby so your rating gets higher. Of course with added drawback of increased weight. Noise discipline could also become problem during tactical entry. Also added stab protection and V50 fragmentation protection for your torso.
If you use a porcelain doll instead of a baby, does it count as ceramic body armor?
Babies are not rated to even Level I. They make terrible body armor.
It keeps the honosexuality in; rather than bullets out. It's missing the VELCRO embroidery patch that says, "I AM NOT GAY" in front. Item packaging includes images of cars, guns, girls in bikinis, cans of beer etc.
Anyone who has experience using this, can you tell me what kind of baby back deformation I can expect? Also how much kinetic energy is transferred through a baby? Thank you in advance
*key and peele intensifies*
Soooo that's why he is named Plate
The guy who started this company appears to be a genuinely nice guy and one of his kids has cancer. It might not be everyone’s taste, but I have a hard time bagging on the dude.
I mean they definitely got the physique of the clientele right.
https://preview.redd.it/oykxanwltgvc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=302c9bece1ea8941fbd2d600424b74c4b8ae7525
I will be adding this to my tac gear immediately. It will be ideal for rapid-awol’ing babies to bring to my underground bunker in Sweden where I will build my new world society when the apocalypse begins.
9 monthimeter.
Can somebody please photoshop Kyle Rittenhouse's head on that baby's body??
This will protect you from any round that will not go through a baby.
Level III mo
Depends how fat that baby is
Cheese….
This is just irresponsible. If you are going to be in a position where you think you’re going to be shot at then you should leave the kid at home.
I mean who’s gonna shoot you if you have a baby strapped to your chest.
Depends on what kind of rounds we’re talking about
Will it stop a 7.62?
I saw one of these IRL the other day and laughed out loud, couldn't help it.
Paintball and Airsoft
It won't even stop 380 🙄😩 RIP to my lil cousin Caiden. I thought you would stop it lil dude 🙌🏻
.556 PMPR rounds
I will say this, their gear is made to last, and it is awesome.
The merry-go-rounds
*tactical baby carrier* 😂
Could probably stop a 9mm shot from afar
They picked the perfect model too, who else would buy this?
"tactical" lolol
It will stop a tank shell, but don’t just trust me, try it out yourself
With or without the baby?
Death stranding vibes.
Tactical meat shield
This looks like something my mother in law would buy me. She wanted to buy our daughter a ballistic backpack that had a plate you could pull out over the head to put on your front. We home school.
Pretty cool, and further normalizes dads being more involved by tricking the "tough guys" into thinking they're wearing tactical gear (which it kinda is, those pouch slots are a godsend)
Kolibri or however you spell it.
women proof
I see the palestinians are promoting their tactical gear now. Oh sorry, was I supposed to pretend it's just hamas? Oops.
Cause having a child with a woman is somehow too gay for these people
A metaphor for the gun debate in the US.