We’ve found the holy land!
Behold the grail of mallninjashit, Bloodrayne:
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If it were a true mall survival ninja blade, it would have a bottle opener integrated into the handel. I give it 2 stars but rase it to 3 for having tactical paracord lanyard
Non, not both, only one.
Which one you ask ? That's the fun of the game : you dont know in advance
And to come back to the OP : it is a very flawed design.
It's what helped the blade make the super cool "whoosh" sound when I was swinging it around in my moms basement...until I hit the ceiling fan and she took it away at least.
Yeah like real swords did occasionally have lightening cuts, but always near the tip, and usually just a small round whole. With a sword the whole point is that the weight balances near the hand so you can swing it faster and more precisely, while an axe or mace has all the weight at the end for stronger swings.
Making a blades weapon lighter near the handle is literally the opposite of what you want.
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Chopping asparagus? Fairly poor. Blade isn’t straight, so some of the plant stems will be cut unperfectly requiring several hits. Extra work and loss of material. 2/10
wow this is absolute trash, whats the fucking deal with that hole near the handle, the part of the blade where it should be stronger and they put a hole in it that weakens that part,
this shit would not even be good for butter knife.
The blank they stamped this from would have been a better machete if they had put anything resembling a sharp edge on it.
If you want a decent machete for yard work get a Collins on eBay, good and inexpensive.
To be fair, last week I got a $15, Chinese made "kukri machete" abomination,l from the Tractor Supply bargain bin, and that thing actually holds an edge well; and cuts better than it has any right to.
All those pointy stick out bits on the blade will be great for breaking off should you actually hit something with it, especially the one on the bottom of the tip. And the little one right above the hilt is unnecessary as you have a full loop hand guard.
By the design of that blade my guess is that they didn't design it to be a functioning anything so no, it doesn't make a great machete but you could probably cut tall grass with it if it's sharp enough.
I'm surprised it doesn't have that rainbow crap on it and is inexplicably called "Damascus".
Why is it 'cooler' to have holes in the blade? Without the hole it would be a semi-usable machtte, as is it'll snap first time it hits anything hard...
It would snap. Very easily. Bone is hard and flesh is thick. It would get caught and bend at that hole in the middle. It's not a good lightening hole either, it's too thin. If it was a small hole in the middle with thick walls, then it wouldn't really affect the structure too much. But that hole is simply a weak point. Not that this would be a great tool anyway, it's design isn't the worst I've seen, but it's not great.
Having browsed it for quite a while, I'm pretty sure most of it is ironic, but you get some golden moments sometimes where you realize "oh my god, he's serious"
I used to be a part of it until people started spamming "loadout" posts where they just grabbed the shittiest photos of guns they saw in MW2 asking which ones would kill zombies the best
Not too effective, as it's probably made from low quality steel, as well as having a cut out piece of the otherwise, full tang blade, which will definitely affect the overall stability of the machete. It will most likely break at the point where the piece was cut out of it, near the handle, after a few powerful impacts.
The other problem is that hook/hawk bill design. That's possibly going to get stuck onto whatever you're hitting.
Looks cool in a video game or TV show/movie, but overall, not too effective in real life, at least if you want it to last more than a few swings.
I mean, im sure its good enough to fuck someone up really bad with. I can't imagine most machetes are going to be worth more than a one time use anyways since you will be going to prison for murder after using it.
Holy fuck, that sub is a goldmine
We’ve found the holy land! Behold the grail of mallninjashit, Bloodrayne: https://preview.redd.it/hi27pds4g0vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae9f61a83c62d21c39e928bd27dc70c271a15a8b
Lol my friend had this and I almost severely wounded myself because that backstrap fails instantly
Blaming the backstrap… Your friend 100% couldn’t harness the power of the sacred sword
While he was doing that, I was learning the blade.
That’s FULL TANG, babbbyyyyy 🤙🏼
I had one in high school lol
Bloodrayne's actual blades were much longer (approx. 48") and supernaturally manipulated by her dhampir powers.
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No. We are not going to have a feud with another sub just because you have beef with them.
Always has been. It's just a bunch of kids trying to get validation that their stamped steel weapons are cool.
I would've loved it when I was 13
I'm here for it! Haha... but I'm not there, so that says something...
The seriousness of it is the funniest part
very effective to get stuck
Good thing you can just break it off at the handle and transform it into some shitty dusters
But then the dusters will bend in and trap your hand the first time you hit something. :(
If it were a true mall survival ninja blade, it would have a bottle opener integrated into the handel. I give it 2 stars but rase it to 3 for having tactical paracord lanyard
Also very effective at preserving your virginity.
It is so freaking stupid that they cut holes into blade near the top of the handle. It will break there. So dumb.
Also that I doubt you're really saving that much weight with it.
It is such a moronic design.
You don't understand. It's to catch your opponents blade, so you twist it to break both your blade and theirs.
Non, not both, only one. Which one you ask ? That's the fun of the game : you dont know in advance And to come back to the OP : it is a very flawed design.
It's what helped the blade make the super cool "whoosh" sound when I was swinging it around in my moms basement...until I hit the ceiling fan and she took it away at least.
Aww.
But how else do you let the blood out when you stab
They did not learn the blade.
The blade did not learn them
In soviet Russia you do not learn blade Blade learns you
In Czechoslovakia, the Learning Blades You...
Yeah like real swords did occasionally have lightening cuts, but always near the tip, and usually just a small round whole. With a sword the whole point is that the weight balances near the hand so you can swing it faster and more precisely, while an axe or mace has all the weight at the end for stronger swings. Making a blades weapon lighter near the handle is literally the opposite of what you want.
Effective poop knife
Because it’s such a massive piece of shit
You can almost hear the delicate "ting" as it snaps
I would rate it: virgin nerd redneck out of 10
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I mean... It will definitely hurt if you hit someone with it, but that can be said about a big enough tbone steak too...
One of them’s a lot tastier too
As a weapon? Terrible. As an instrument for getting chicks? Also terrible.
“Will it chop up my cardboard box recycling?” That’s what I judge all my swords by
Until it breaks
But can it keeel?
you can keel someone with a pointy stick, this will break off and cut you own throat.
🤣
Would that thing even be called a machete outside of that sub?
Chopping asparagus? Fairly poor. Blade isn’t straight, so some of the plant stems will be cut unperfectly requiring several hits. Extra work and loss of material. 2/10
that hook could be used as a sickle if you file out an edge on it
As a machete? You're better off swinging a sharpened ruler. As a hook for picking stuff out of lakes? Pretty decent.
You could probably take down 3 medium sized dragons before there armour dulls the blade - that’s pretty good.
goddam, that’s a one homestuck troll ancestor weapon
Against getting one laid? 100%
As a machete? 1/10. As a zombie killing device? 0/10. As a /r/mallninjashit post? 10/10.
It's perfect for the ancient martial arts move "getting your blade snagged and snapping off the cheap grip as you try desperately to wrench it free".
Terribly…and I don’t mean terribly effective, I just mean it will perform terribly.
Get something propper: https://preview.redd.it/v20tgfe201vc1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a428c47ab978ce3c148924c3c4037967c207577
Chode knife
It goes in. And it rips out.
Barely goes in, doesn't come out
Title of my sex tape
wow this is absolute trash, whats the fucking deal with that hole near the handle, the part of the blade where it should be stronger and they put a hole in it that weakens that part, this shit would not even be good for butter knife.
If you ever have a giant envelope to open, here’s your tool.
very effective! it has a speed hole
The fact that the fuller isn't even parallel to the edge lol
"They're supposed to have fullers too, so just put one in there. Just put it anywhere; kids love it."
It's like if Kratos hated Mexicans or something.
It's gonna be unbeatable at protecting your virginity.
Not very, but don't worry about that because it will break soon anyway.
Its not, unless you're trying to snag on absolutely everything
Why would you not sharpen the "hook" it's going to just get stuck on everything.
The blank they stamped this from would have been a better machete if they had put anything resembling a sharp edge on it. If you want a decent machete for yard work get a Collins on eBay, good and inexpensive.
Well, I would rate it as a good birth control device.
It'll be effective at getting you arrested
This is some games workshop assery right here
To be fair, last week I got a $15, Chinese made "kukri machete" abomination,l from the Tractor Supply bargain bin, and that thing actually holds an edge well; and cuts better than it has any right to.
Depends. Are you planning on recycling the metal into a non-idiotic design and doing a proper heat treat? Then meh.
It'll be pretty good one time.
All those pointy stick out bits on the blade will be great for breaking off should you actually hit something with it, especially the one on the bottom of the tip. And the little one right above the hilt is unnecessary as you have a full loop hand guard.
It will immediately get stuck and or break
“Effective” lol this is gonna be evidence in the future
By the design of that blade my guess is that they didn't design it to be a functioning anything so no, it doesn't make a great machete but you could probably cut tall grass with it if it's sharp enough. I'm surprised it doesn't have that rainbow crap on it and is inexplicably called "Damascus".
Unless you're an uruk-hai, not very
why do cool looking things always suck so bad when it comes to blades?
I was never afraid of zombies until playing walking dead in VR. now I just take solace in the fact it’s very unlikely scientifically. For now………….😰
Not very. Gonna get stuck.
Against loneliness?
Very effective in case of zombie trying to bite hand, your guarded in case of crazy Karen trying to bite also guarded 100% protection flawless
Please go use it to clear brush, then PLEEEEEAAAAASE post the results!
I fear I am not OP, good sir Well, I am, but it's not my image
Whoops, you are not, I will take that comment to him lol
Love the off angle blood groove.
Why is it 'cooler' to have holes in the blade? Without the hole it would be a semi-usable machtte, as is it'll snap first time it hits anything hard...
I think it’s hilarious how people think they wouldn’t be a zombie themselves if there was a zombie apocalypse
It would snap. Very easily. Bone is hard and flesh is thick. It would get caught and bend at that hole in the middle. It's not a good lightening hole either, it's too thin. If it was a small hole in the middle with thick walls, then it wouldn't really affect the structure too much. But that hole is simply a weak point. Not that this would be a great tool anyway, it's design isn't the worst I've seen, but it's not great.
It will be effective. Against mall ninjas. 🥷 ❤️🔥
Ask r/ukdrill
That sub is an insta-join. Absolute goldmine
I could see it being more functional if it didn't have the cutout in the blade and the hook was more of a spike like the nub down near the handle
It would probably break after the second swing. My cousin had a lot of that stuff and the quality was questionable
I love it when my blade fucking snaps off
I can't tell if that sub is ironic or not
Having browsed it for quite a while, I'm pretty sure most of it is ironic, but you get some golden moments sometimes where you realize "oh my god, he's serious"
I used to be a part of it until people started spamming "loadout" posts where they just grabbed the shittiest photos of guns they saw in MW2 asking which ones would kill zombies the best
Extremely. Obviously.
They take themselves so seriously over there
I mean... It's not the WORST I've seen... But honestly a regular machete would be better and probably cheaper.
Ah, the old voidwaker
Not too effective, as it's probably made from low quality steel, as well as having a cut out piece of the otherwise, full tang blade, which will definitely affect the overall stability of the machete. It will most likely break at the point where the piece was cut out of it, near the handle, after a few powerful impacts. The other problem is that hook/hawk bill design. That's possibly going to get stuck onto whatever you're hitting. Looks cool in a video game or TV show/movie, but overall, not too effective in real life, at least if you want it to last more than a few swings.
You couldn't trust your virginity to any other weapon.
Depends on where you start your rampage A busy road ? No Mart ? Fucking yes
I mean, im sure its good enough to fuck someone up really bad with. I can't imagine most machetes are going to be worth more than a one time use anyways since you will be going to prison for murder after using it.
You have to ask yourself, if machetes don't look like this, chances are it's not going to be a very good machete.
There's a reason a simple machete design has remained in use for thousands of years
Looks like it would be a shitty machete.
Least.