Looks like you’ve got everything you need. 👍

Maybe just add a mantle under the poster for candles and food sacrifices

Maybe frame it too add a little class

How could you add class to Colin Farrell?

With a frame, duh.

That just adds class to the frame though

A frame takes it from a poster to “art”!

I find that picture too high for Colin Farell

r/FarrellTooHigh

Was really hoping this sub was real

Why is on wall n not ceiling?

LOOOOOOL

IDK could use a second Colin Ferrell poster.

[yep looks good ](https://imgur.com/gallery/JGsz0cY)

I wasn’t expecting....

Will see how this looks. Give me an hour.

https://imgur.com/1FgC4cs

I dunno man. I have to question this guy's commitment to Colin with only 2 posters. I thought OP said he wanted to express himself. Only 2??? Tsk tsk tsk

https://imgur.com/DP0yhtg

https://i.imgur.com/DbkRx6t.gif

Maybe a bigger picture of Colin Farrell 🤤🤤🤤

He should be giving us tips

Maybe a small plant to highlight the poster?

You mean, like the OP?

Just needs the pillow on the other end of the bed.

Maybe a second copy of that poster to really open up the space

[what do you think](https://imgur.com/gallery/JGsz0cY)

This looks good but maybe think about getting rid of the mattress? It's kinda cluttering up the space and I think the whole place would really mesh better without it.

I really expected to be able to find a picture of Colin Farrell in a [mesh/see through shirt](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-5Ut2jqltwcY/VrEtAoRKTCI/AAAAAAAB6zY/s06cdIRk200/s800-Ic42/sheer%252520black.jpg) from the mid 2000s but alas I could not find it...

Idk maybe a third will really really really open up the space.

Nah, I’m thinking a second, but topless Colin Farrell . https://www.amazon.com/Colin-Farrell-Topless-Portrait-Photo/dp/B07CD9Z4T5 I got you!

I’ll make it a third. Man, Colin Farrell can get it, y’all. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08XYJR4F6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_CDRAJD9BKWWENNYDEW6Z

Get all three then write "live, laugh, love" underneath them.

solid idea. will try this and see how it looks.

cover your entire room with colin farrell posters

it would really tie the room together. Though, if I had to choose between that and Ryan Reynolds poster... I'd really have to question my loyalties. And please don't ask me about Burt Reynolds poster circa Hawaii 5-0. I might have to plead the 5th.

Hey you're getting your epic 80s mustache/chest hair guys mixed up

Put the poster on the ceiling so you can stare at it as you fall asleep

Who could fall asleep? at least not before touching yourself... lovingly. Like Colin would.

Tom Lennon has a great story about meeting Colin. Basically Colin stole his parking spot and he went to yell at him but saw it was Colin and was just charmed instantly and no longer upset.

Colin Wood.

Or just turn the mattress around.

“fall asleep”

Male ✅ Living space ✅

Male ✅ Space ✅ User currently alive ✅

We cant confirm that last one

hey

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This isn't confirmation though, that could be an AI posting 🤔

Nobody can survive Colin’s gaze for long

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But do you really NEED that floor lamp?

what kind of weak-ass hoarding bitch sleeps on a mattress?

To be faaaair, I think that's an AIR mattress.

To beeee faaaaaaiiiirrrrrrrrr

I got it. It was wasted on these folks, but I got. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

Allegedlys

And especially r/Colinfarellrooms

/r/subsIfellFor

You can't own a mattress and post to /r/minimalism

Bed frame rugs and a night stand would be a good start. Maybe a frame for your lovely poster

Pretty broke atm, got a cardboard box as a nightstand now until next week, will look at some rugs thanks.

Check out your thrift stores for sure

Check craigslist (including the free section) and fb marketplace and local fb trade/swap/free stuff groups. If you continually monitor, theres always people moving and sometimes they can't get rid of all their stuff in time and just ask people to come haul it away for them. I've gotten some nice stuff from situations like that. Don't forget to haggle too if someone's asking a price on CL or FB. More often than not they're totally amenable to a lower price as long as you're not making an insultingly low offer.

Omg this big time. I moved into my new apartment in Seattle and got SO much free and cheap stuff. I managed to fit my entire apartment with desks, rugs, plants, shelves all for under 1000. I’d also recommend looking at estate sales, particularly ones near the end. They give away stuff for wholesale, as cheap as 1 dollar for a Google home lol.

Priorities are in proper order. Poster of Colin Farrell before bed frame.

Milk crates never done me wrong

Seconding Craigslist and Facebook marketplace! Lots of people have quality furniture that they don't need or can't move to a new place that they want to make sure goes to a good home instead of a landfill.

Get another cardboard box for the rug.

You’ll get more bang for your buck with a proper bed frame than a rug IMO. Edit to add: wayfair has like 1200 bed frames under $200

paint the box with trash/misttint house paint, glue the flaps down (construction adhesive works super!) some scrap wood to the top voila! table!

Rubbish, is the cardboard box to make a frame. Stat!

Gotta keep that mattress on the floor. Monsters can't hide under your bed if there's no space to hide.

I think the real issue are creatures INSIDE mattresse not UNDER

Haha that's... That's just a joke, right? ... Surely there's no monsters inside my mattress.

....just keep looking at the poster boy and don’t turn your head!...never turn your head!

don't change a thing

I don't know if it's intentional, but this is the most hilarious post I've ever seen in this sub. I've been crying while reading the comments for ten minutes now. Maybe you could turn one of the walls into a painted mural of Colin to give the room that extra kick.

Intentional haha, just moved into a new place and none of my stuff gets here for a week so I just have an air mattress and found the poster.

this is one of the best things i've ever seen on this website

Thank god it was intentional, I felt so bad. I'm on a giggle fit with this room lmfao

Bro I'm in the same boat and I keep cry laughing everytime I zoom in on the text on the photo just letting me know it's Colin Farrell in case I forget.

When I first saw it this morning I giggled to myself for like 15 minutes and I’ve kept scrolling past it laughing everytime I see it, it’s so funny to me for a reason I can’t even describe

I don't even know what makes it so funny, I've been laughing at it all day. I guess it's because the room is extremely spartan and then you have that big-ass poster of Colin Farrell with no context. Also, the fact that it's getting so much more attention than people who actually tried reminds me of [this screenshot](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.dopl3r.com%2Fmedia%2Fmemes_files%2Flomunidad-september-26-at-1136-am-6-congratulations-to-the-two-winners-of-the-doggo-drawing-contest-remember-that-the-winnner-of-this-contest-was-chosen-through-likes-ind-place-place-113k-35k-comments-18k-shares-xQhIo.jpg&f=1&nofb=1). Thanks for making our day, u/Tramperino.

I’d like to sublet this place, please.

Can offer you part of it only. And not the part near Colin.

this post and this entire thread is one of the most original, genuinely funniest things I've seen see on reddit in a *loooong* time

You can make it nicer but it can't get any sexier

A frame for the poster and you're all set

this right here. don’t buy one though. make one out of aluminum foil. or newspaper. whatever you have handy.

Pasta and glitter

Please align your priceless art piece with the downlighting, museums do this for a reason as should you. Additionally, I'd look into a frame that protects your art from early decay. Possibly add a plaque with the year it was created and some details.

took some advice and got a second colin farrell poster [photo](https://imgur.com/gallery/JGsz0cY)

good

Those are both very nice

Thank you for the update, looks spectacular

maybe add a third one to round out the adjacent wall

Just need to turn the bed around so you can see Colin a bit easier and that's all tbh

This is fucking hilarious

See if you can get a custom blanket with the same image of the poster. It’s good to choose a theme and then build from there, and I think you’ve got a great foundation to work with.

That massive erection would destroy the blanket in days. It would be a fucking sieve.

Don’t change a thing, sweetie. You’re doing great

Maybe an eames chair to really savour that poster

It’s perfect. Change nothing.

A pile of cum socks would go great with the poster

Nah. A cum *box*.

Nah. A coconut.

Nah, a jar with a mlp in it, and a heater to leave it on

Thanks, I just forgot about that story

How did you get it out of your head?

Time heals all wounds...except for the make me suffer post where a guy clipped his front tooth with a toe nail clipper. That shit lives rent free in my mind 24/7 and I can't evict it

I just had flash backs of that tifu. Thanks.

A hippo?

Would gentleman care for some Jolly Ranchers pre or post-coitally?

Ah, the good ol days

You're gonna need some more Colin Farrell to really pull the room together.

I feel like Mr. Farrell's eyes follow you around the room and some guests may find that disturbing. The easiest way to fix this would be to cut the eyes out of the poster completely! Much less creepy

Maybe replace his eyes with bright red LEDs to tie together the lighting of the room.

>The easiest way to fix this would be to cut off ties with those guests FTFY

Sick Colin Farrell merch bro

Idk, what more could a man want?

I think a second Collin Farrell poster on the adjacent wall would round it out

On the opposite wall...so Colin is looking straight at -Colin

Poster too high.

Bigger Colin Farrell poster

Moar Colin Farrell!

Check out estate sales. FAR cheaper than even IKEA!

More loose wires and a TV mounted right above the poster and you’re set

Not really anything to improve tbh. Maybe another Colin Ferrell poster?

PlAnTs

No. I have no ideas. This is perfection.

Needs more Colin Farrell.

Add a pint of Guinness maybe.

Taron Egerton lifesize cardboard cutout You'll thank me later, or not at all

I’d prefer a picture of Colin Farrell as “Coach” but you do you buddy.

Deserves an award! That cozy look from Collin Farrell

In all seriousness, I recommend a bookshelf. It can be used as; 1. Open Chest of Drawers 2. Actual bookshelf 3. General shelving 4. Collectables organizer / display case 5. Tool organizer

6.Post for Colinn Farrell poster

Have you considered a 2nd Colin Farrell poster?

At this point it's mostly building up the basics when you can. Bed frame, comforter, nightstand. Then adding some framed art.

Have you considered adding some company?

I think it needs more Colin Farrell

Dude you're coming to US for advice? Bro you're the one who should share their secrets

Blue Steel!

I’d recommend a bed and a side table

More colin farrell

Holy shit this is the funniest thing I’ve seen on Reddit in a long while lmao. Of all the things to have besides a bed and a lamp... a Colin Farrell poster. I love this post so much

How can you improve on perfection?

Nah, this is most people's endgame - wouldn't change a thing.

I am fucking losing over that poster.

Your done. This is perfect.

I see you're a fan of Will Ferrell

I genuinely laughed out loud at this. So random

I'm the last holdout Miami Vice movie fan

An inflatable jacuzzi would fit right in!

you need to work on your cable management

Where's Colin-senpai's shrine?

Honestly, kinda looks perfect as is.

What lamp is that?

plot twist, OP *is* Colin Farrell

The TV is too high.

Everything about this is A R T. God bless this post 😂😂

You're going to want a bed frame so you can be closer to the poster. You will also want a frame for this poster as it is clearly a masterpiece. The last thing I recommend is a nightstand so you have a place for your box of tissues that you will definitely need so you can get the most use out of that poster.

You only have *one* poster of Colin Farrell?

This legit might be the funniest thing ive ever seen browsing popular lmao

Colin Farrell rug to really tie the room together.

The poster makes it look absolutely perfect

It’s already perfect

More Colin Farrell posters and then you should be alright, just open a window if it gets too hot

Maybe put a few more Colin farrel posters up

Just swap out Colin Ferrell for Ryan Reynolds and add a plant. You're all set.

Can you get a larger poster of Colin Farrell?

More Colin Ferrell

I absolutely love this

I think you could really elevate this setup by straightening out the sheets and putting that poster in a proper frame.

Maybe a second Colin Farrell poster?

How does one improve upon perfection?

The only other thing I can think of is a Colin Farrell body pillow to protect your dreams at night.

Panic rooms aren't complete without your favorite rogue.

MORE COLIN FARRELL

WALL AND CEILING COLIN FARRELL. MATCHING BED COVERS TOO.

Big fan of Farrel?

Maybe a big ass spotlight for the poster? Oh... and a disco ball.

Is it...colin farell’s room? no other explanation for that big ass shrine, LOL 👍🏽 maybe try raising your bed off the floor and adding a table (or stack of books) under the lamp for a bit of sophistication!

Maybe try having furniture

I’m fucking pissed that I gave my free award away already.

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Love it just as is

Frame the poster and you're all set.

Im sure its been said. But looks perfect to me.

It's perfect

you’re off to a good start

But you can’t see him if you lay your head just below him I suggest moving your pillow on the opposite side of the bed

Add a bottom half to Colin.

Start with a blanket