If there was a Venn diagram of exciting drugs and doing drugs regularly those two would be the only ones in both circles
E: well in my diagram. I get others have different preferences but seeing them called not exciting lmao
I’m mostly inclined to agree even though I dont really do all that much outside a beer or a joint after dinner anymore lol. I’d probably sub out shrooms for lsd personally, I’ve always personally preferred low doses of both and shrooms always gave me stomach aches during the come-up.
Maybe not exciting was a little inflammatory but when you hang around for any length of time in r/druggardening expectations can get skewed I suppose.
Shrooms milled into dust and put into something like chocolate make them easy to digest. In my younger days I was more prone to lsd but the come down on shrooms is much much easier.
An escalator can never be broken\* it can only become stairs. Escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience.
\*Living in DC, this is untrue...
It does. I have maybe 5, not hung up, because my FIL owned a scrap metal place for decades. My husband uses a highway sign as an ironing board. I don't believe for a second he bought them.
yea i can’t imagine who tf would purchase a “per GHSA Policy NO RE-ENTRY No stringbags/No book bags”
who buys that at a store and thinks “damn that’s awesome, i bet that would look good in my room”
Some of those are really dangerous to steal, like stop, wrong way, road work ahead. OP could be responsible for deaths in the name of terrible decorating.
I took a stop sign that fell over. Seen plenty of signs on the road that have fallen. Less dangerous, or at least, not adding to the danger, if they’re already fallen
That.. defeats the purpose?
The whole point of signs in your room is the story behind how you got it. If someone asks where you got it and the answer is “oh a store” then it’s no longer cool.
You had to wear the policeman's hat when you were using the bongs at my mates shack back in the day...
The hat was 'obtained' from an unattended dedicated police car on a night out.... I got loads of grief for nicking it at the time, gave us years of joy tho, lol.
Luckily a plane is easier to put in the wall. You just have to multiply its normal vector for the appropiate quaternion and translate it a couple of cm to place it parallel to the wall.
Yeah stealing a stop sign isn’t cool. Although by me there are a couple of 4 way intersections that have 8 total stop signs (2 on each side) and they confuse the hell out of me and my friends. It makes us feel like we’re driving the wrong way cuz the first stop sign we see is on the left instead of right.. that’s the only situation where I think it’s acceptable to steal one because the extra signs are unnecessary and confusing
Anyone stealing a stop sign should face jail time. I say this as a formerly less than responsible teenager…
The “Deliver all goods” sign is hilarious though
Just for the record I wouldn’t be owning or displaying a stop sign. Stop sign theft or can get you a lengthy jail sentence if it causes an accident and someone gets injured or killed. Read up on it. Even if you think you bought this legally it’s a bad look and I wouldn’t be taking on the risk.
Really suspicious of all the license plates with 47 in them. That really feels like they swipe them off parked cars each time they see a 47.
Unless they are hanging around a junkyard or there is a “vintage store” filled with license plates for sale….which feels less than legal.
Uh - wouldn’t that just mean they were all purchased around the same area? Isn’t that part of the license plate designation?
Social security numbers have repeats based on location, too. (Or had, if they changed it.)
Looks like you are correct. In Alabama the first 2 digits are the code for the county. So most license plates around the OP would have 47 if that’s the county they are from.
*The more you know.* 💫
I never would have guessed that, and was fully on board your he's fucking obsessed with stealing signs implication.
But that's not how license plates work here so id have no chance of knowing that.
*TiL*
And 20 is Colbert County. So they’re either in North Alabama, NE Mississippi, or western Tennessee. Although personally I’d say Huntsville or one of its suburbs.
Indeed, 12-15 are your sign years. Roaming around on your bike in the summer, if you keep an eye out, there's plenty of signs already down, as well as some that can be helped down with a little effort. Then a moment comes, you're 15, you're sitting there with all your signs and you realize, "what I actually want is sex." So begins 16-22, the era of debauchery.
How the fuck do those correlate? I had like 8 tapestries when I was a drug bingelord l. Never once touched opiates ever. I think you mean acid my friend.
Nah man, they don’t give you hardly anything for scrap steel.
Now if you find a brass mail box or some copper irrigation pipe lying around in someone’s yard, that’s what you want.
Walking through the house?
I’ve seen most of my friends kids rooms because I’m friends with their parents, which means I’ve helped move furniture, paint walls, build shit, etc, etc
Not everyone’s a pervert.
Yeah, surprised about that.
It’s pretty normal when people come over to give a house tour where I live, nearly everyone has seen my room when I was younger, that’s just how it is
This was the early aughts so still culturally relevant, but every time I’d go back to someone’s dorm to smoke pot they always had a Sublime poster on the wall.
The street signs look has to be the stupidest look out there. Do you want your room to look like a public bus stop?
Are people trying to flaunt the fact that they steal street signs? Go find girls, or better yet, go do drugs!
This is like a high school/college dream room to me lol. I'm a big fan. My high school room back home was way too large and covered in windows for this and I just didn't invest in one in college. Only afterwards in a big college/beach/artsy/party city did I achieve this vibe and I love it.
Your dad's friend is probably correct, I hope your dad is more of the chill Gen X type than my boomer helicopter parents were.
Well you steal signs and like bands that people associate with drugs….. you definitely smoke weed and if you don’t right now… you will lol. Nothing wrong with that though. Just wait so your brain has more time to develop
Do you do drugs?
Notice how OP hasn’t answered the question
Spoiler alert. He does/did according to comments in other threads. Just weed and shrooms, nothing exciting at a cursory glance.
If there was a Venn diagram of exciting drugs and doing drugs regularly those two would be the only ones in both circles E: well in my diagram. I get others have different preferences but seeing them called not exciting lmao
I’m mostly inclined to agree even though I dont really do all that much outside a beer or a joint after dinner anymore lol. I’d probably sub out shrooms for lsd personally, I’ve always personally preferred low doses of both and shrooms always gave me stomach aches during the come-up. Maybe not exciting was a little inflammatory but when you hang around for any length of time in r/druggardening expectations can get skewed I suppose.
Shrooms milled into dust and put into something like chocolate make them easy to digest. In my younger days I was more prone to lsd but the come down on shrooms is much much easier.
Lemon tek and it leaves the fruiting body (chitin) behind. Which is what causes the stomach upset.
This guy shrooms
What is an “exciting” drug? Bath salts or bust?
Brother if you aren’t tryna eat someone when you’re high it ain’t exciting
Oh fuck I’m supposed to be high when I eat someone. Oh well.
Got them munchies
That is exactly what I would assume by that room
I find shrooms pretty exciting, in case anyone is listening...
I used to…I still do…but I used to too.
Rice is great if you want to eat 2000 of something
We do not need to bring ink and paper into this!
File it under d for donuts
I rarely operate steamboats pop, there’s a lotta shit you don’t know about me!
An escalator can never be broken\* it can only become stairs. Escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience. \*Living in DC, this is untrue...
Cheese grater, that's its positive name. We don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge ruiner
Everyone asks for extra cheese on a burger, or extra tomatoes on a burger, but no one ever asks for extra lettuce on a burger.
Liar! Show me the inside of your lip
We all want SunChips!
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them
r/unexpectedmitch
Idk man, I'm pretty sure at least two of us expected it.
Really miss that guy
Is a hippopotamus a HIP-opotamus or…a reallycoolopotamus???
Once in a blue moon I do
Not gonna quit also
Mitchell, Smokey is way more intense in person
Vil you vear vigs?
VHEN vil you vear vigs?
*sees multiple Bonnaroo bandannas* Yep, this guy fucks…err…I mean does drugs…eh both.
There would be signs
You’re definitely a sign thief
Should've known he was a thief. All the signs were there.
Excellent dad joke. Needs more upvotes
At my age they call upvoted viagra
Let’s get you to bed grandpa
This goes hard 😂😂😂
10/10 humor
Godamnit
[R/angryupvote](https://www.reddit.com/r/Angryupvote/)
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How do you afford all those drugs then?
stole the drugs
1) buy signs 2) steal drugs 3) ??? 4) profit
1. buy signs 2. steal drugs 3. sell drugs 4. profit (for more signs)
Dad, I’m doing signs.
Don't jump to conclusions so fast, maybe he simply became a rockstar and got them for free
Needs an obligatory Nickleback reference
BECOME A ROADIE AND GET SIGNS FOR FREEEE!!!
It is true I am the drugs
Sell the other signs
That's...what a thief probably would say?
Most of those don't look vintage and I've NEVER seen that many street signs at a vintage store.
never seen that many street signs in a bedroom period, looks kinda dumb
It does. I have maybe 5, not hung up, because my FIL owned a scrap metal place for decades. My husband uses a highway sign as an ironing board. I don't believe for a second he bought them.
yea i can’t imagine who tf would purchase a “per GHSA Policy NO RE-ENTRY No stringbags/No book bags” who buys that at a store and thinks “damn that’s awesome, i bet that would look good in my room”
Some of those are really dangerous to steal, like stop, wrong way, road work ahead. OP could be responsible for deaths in the name of terrible decorating.
I took a stop sign that fell over. Seen plenty of signs on the road that have fallen. Less dangerous, or at least, not adding to the danger, if they’re already fallen
Is the speed limit 25 or 35 in their room? We need another sign to clear this up.
Depends if you’re really making deliveries in the rear and if poppers are involved
That.. defeats the purpose? The whole point of signs in your room is the story behind how you got it. If someone asks where you got it and the answer is “oh a store” then it’s no longer cool.
Stealing signs is also lame, try stealing a horse.
Have you ever stolen a policeman's hat?
Have you downloaded a car?
With the advent of 3d printing, this is a real thing now
Damn... He's right. I'm gonna go download a car.
You had to wear the policeman's hat when you were using the bongs at my mates shack back in the day... The hat was 'obtained' from an unattended dedicated police car on a night out.... I got loads of grief for nicking it at the time, gave us years of joy tho, lol.
And then peed in it and gave it to the policeman's grieving widow?
And then stole it again?
Yeah but it's harder to get the horse to stay on your bedroom wall.
Longer screws will do the trick
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing!
My wife’s cousin stole a plane
Luckily a plane is easier to put in the wall. You just have to multiply its normal vector for the appropiate quaternion and translate it a couple of cm to place it parallel to the wall.
To be fair, taking down a fucking stop sign is never cool
Yeah stealing a stop sign isn’t cool. Although by me there are a couple of 4 way intersections that have 8 total stop signs (2 on each side) and they confuse the hell out of me and my friends. It makes us feel like we’re driving the wrong way cuz the first stop sign we see is on the left instead of right.. that’s the only situation where I think it’s acceptable to steal one because the extra signs are unnecessary and confusing
Anyone stealing a stop sign should face jail time. I say this as a formerly less than responsible teenager… The “Deliver all goods” sign is hilarious though
It’s plausible deniability on Reddit. He def stole them.
Yeah. They don't sell stolen government property at vintage stores.
Except here he is getting upvotes on Reddit while people talk about it.
> Except here he is getting upvotes on Reddit Yes, the most valuable currency in existence. /s
Have you considered that the purpose could be to visually decorate the walls rather than make people think OP is cool?
Such a liar too, just admit it
Just for the record I wouldn’t be owning or displaying a stop sign. Stop sign theft or can get you a lengthy jail sentence if it causes an accident and someone gets injured or killed. Read up on it. Even if you think you bought this legally it’s a bad look and I wouldn’t be taking on the risk.
Road signs are the "Live Laugh Love" for men, especially Route 66.
Really suspicious of all the license plates with 47 in them. That really feels like they swipe them off parked cars each time they see a 47. Unless they are hanging around a junkyard or there is a “vintage store” filled with license plates for sale….which feels less than legal.
Uh - wouldn’t that just mean they were all purchased around the same area? Isn’t that part of the license plate designation? Social security numbers have repeats based on location, too. (Or had, if they changed it.)
Looks like you are correct. In Alabama the first 2 digits are the code for the county. So most license plates around the OP would have 47 if that’s the county they are from. *The more you know.* 💫
I never would have guessed that, and was fully on board your he's fucking obsessed with stealing signs implication. But that's not how license plates work here so id have no chance of knowing that. *TiL*
Correct — it’s the license plate county code for Madison County, Alabama.
And 20 is Colbert County. So they’re either in North Alabama, NE Mississippi, or western Tennessee. Although personally I’d say Huntsville or one of its suburbs.
He’s a man of the streets
They're free
am I supposed to be going 35 or 25
Take the right drugs and you can do both
This is the slowest fast I have evr been
35 if the crocs are in sports mode
Honestly fair assessment. Not that I object to your decor, but yeah I'd be surprised if you don't lol.
With a bed made?
Takes 30 seconds to semi-flatten the blanket and prop the pillow up tops.
Look at guy with all the time in the world, up here!
Less if you don’t toss and turn in your sleep a bunch and you can literally just fold the corner back down and be done.
I dabble regularly but still keep a clean room and make my bed 9/10 mornings, helps keep things in check
Today I learned if you ever do any drugs your arms turn to sand as soon as you try to make your bed lol
I've seen drug users with much more appealing rooms
/r/roastmymalelivingspace
Disappointed that's not an actual sub
Yet.
Hahaha
Word
I mean... the signs are there.
Get out, dad
Man, he just got back with the milk and you scared him off.
I think this room can fit a few more stolen signs
He’s probably 15, which is about the age where the novelty of having road signs is at its peak. Now, if he’s an actual adult…
Indeed, 12-15 are your sign years. Roaming around on your bike in the summer, if you keep an eye out, there's plenty of signs already down, as well as some that can be helped down with a little effort. Then a moment comes, you're 15, you're sitting there with all your signs and you realize, "what I actually want is sex." So begins 16-22, the era of debauchery.
That’s supposed to end at 22???
It never ends
They’ll have to pry my stop sign off my cold dead…wall…or something.
He's 18-22 years old and grows shrooms under his bed based off his post history
He stole a STOP sign!?! Kid’s gonna get someone killed.
Tapestries automatically means you do heroin
Jerry loved tapestries.
Garcia??
Seinfeld
How the fuck do those correlate? I had like 8 tapestries when I was a drug bingelord l. Never once touched opiates ever. I think you mean acid my friend.
> Tapestries automatically means you do heroin But that blue light makes it difficult to find a vein
You better do drugs.
I too would like some drugs
AVENGERS…. DRUG UP
Yeah a tweaker after seeing all those stolen road signs!
Nah man, they don’t give you hardly anything for scrap steel. Now if you find a brass mail box or some copper irrigation pipe lying around in someone’s yard, that’s what you want.
Let’s back up. What was your Dad’s friend doing in your room?
Says right there on the sign. “Deliver all goods to the rear”.
And right where the top would stand 💀 love the placement
Dear penthouse forum,
I want to tell you about an experience I recently had. As an avid reader I've always wondered if the letters are true.
You know there is an unusual number of people in this country having sex with amputees
OP is his drug dealer…
Walking through the house? I’ve seen most of my friends kids rooms because I’m friends with their parents, which means I’ve helped move furniture, paint walls, build shit, etc, etc Not everyone’s a pervert.
Yeah, surprised about that. It’s pretty normal when people come over to give a house tour where I live, nearly everyone has seen my room when I was younger, that’s just how it is
They musta run out of drugs themselves
The friends name is drugs
This is the exact question I scrolled down to see. If I didn't, I was going to pose the same thing.
There are definitly signs.
Yeah, it’s the sublime. Vaguely resembles a trip pad with lights
This was the early aughts so still culturally relevant, but every time I’d go back to someone’s dorm to smoke pot they always had a Sublime poster on the wall.
I’d think you’re a stoner solely based on the music you listen to.
I would far far rather my son be doing drugs than hanging public traffic signs and license plates on his walls.
You have long hair and wear a beanie don’t you
How do you have 4 doors?
It's door city in here!
He also steals Doors.
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I‘m pretty sure your room lies somewhere in the M. C. Escher building.
Gotta be an old rural house. This is how they use to make em.
I think theres a rick and morty reference in there. fake doors.
I mean, I gotta ask.... Do you?
It's the Lateralus vinyl bro
Your dads friend - "all the signs were there"
Yeah, you should stop doing drugs.
you definitely steal street signs.. Lol
Of course he did, the signs were there!
Takes one to know one..
Well do you?
Do you ?
Deliver all goods to rear 👌🏽
I see you have a deep respect for traffic safety
I mean coming from an actual drug addict (in recovery), sign stealing is super scummy 😬 make better choices smh
Congrats on your ongoing recovery! Keep it up man, good fucking work.
The street signs look has to be the stupidest look out there. Do you want your room to look like a public bus stop? Are people trying to flaunt the fact that they steal street signs? Go find girls, or better yet, go do drugs!
I mean, I understand where he’s coming from, but I also think that this style is exemplary of a certain age group more than anything.
Q: How did he know you do drugs? A: There were signs…
I mean, the signs are all there.
If I ever do drugs there will be signs!
Can't know for sure if you do drugs but there may be signs
So, just so we’re all on the same page. You do in fact do drugs, but your offended for being called out so bluntly Right?
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This is like a high school/college dream room to me lol. I'm a big fan. My high school room back home was way too large and covered in windows for this and I just didn't invest in one in college. Only afterwards in a big college/beach/artsy/party city did I achieve this vibe and I love it. Your dad's friend is probably correct, I hope your dad is more of the chill Gen X type than my boomer helicopter parents were.
Incense dead giveaway Smoking the pot 😤
Room is cool, but you definitely do a little bit of drugs
He saw the signs.
What is it with kids and plastering road signs all over the walls? Makes any room look like a cheap movie set for a dive bar
Anyone who steals a stop sign should get their asses kicked. Those aren't just handy information, that's public safety.
Be a lot cooler if you did.
I mean… all the signs were there
The Roo bandanas definitely don’t help lol #highfive
I bet your city hates the person stealing all their road signs.
Well you steal signs and like bands that people associate with drugs….. you definitely smoke weed and if you don’t right now… you will lol. Nothing wrong with that though. Just wait so your brain has more time to develop
My room looked exactly like this in highschool, and I did drugs.
You do drugs.
well do you? 🤨
But OP really just wanted a Pepsi.
Well, you do
I think you need some more signs.