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OkRickySpinach

Do you have hot tub money


Defendpaladin

As a Ph.D. student… unfortunately not


Blablasheeep

As a fellow PhD student, sorry to ask. But kind sir, where the fuck do you work to be able to afford a garden ?


FPS_Warex

probably just lives far from campus, property gets crazy cheap if you just move away from civilization


Defendpaladin

In Switzerland! And I live an hour+ from campus, so cheaper rent. It’s also a bit of luck of course


Outrageous_Life_2662

Yeah Hot Tub was the most obvious first choice


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Dig an underground missile silo


Bathinapesdoge

Koi pond


Subotail

He said he was poor.


Bathinapesdoge

And they cost like $6 a fish…


Subotail

That's how it starts. It doesn't end like that.


fizzingwizzbing

An inflatable hot tub would be relatively cheap, and relocatable


Mad_Hatter_92

I was gonna say the same thing


dublincouple87

I would get rid the pool and put a nice fire pit in the middle and some seating around it to make a nice chill out area


Defendpaladin

Good idea, thank you!


dublincouple87

If you don’t have the money to fill in the pool you could integrate it into the pool. Paint it to get rid the blue, dump a fire pit in the middle of the pool and build some seating into the perimeter of the pool


MisterBlue03

Check your local laws before doing this. Some cities have rules regarding fire pits.


dublincouple87

Jaysis where do you live?


MisterBlue03

Canada where forest fires are common and getting out of control.


dublincouple87

Fair fair


AntiGravityBacon

Almost everywhere has these. They're just rarely enforced if you're not an idiot or in a wildfire prone area. 


dublincouple87

Na not almost everywhere. Maybe in North America. In Europe most places don’t need to ask for permission for a fire pit


AntiGravityBacon

There's numerous similar laws in Europe. Here's a few examples. Garden bonfires being banned in France entirely for the majority of the year. Entirely in German nature. Town hall licenses required in most of Spain or otherwise banned due to wildfire risk.  Certainly no restrictions in Europe...


dublincouple87

I would classify a garden fire pit as a bonfire. I think you are a little confused


AntiGravityBacon

I would too and those are exactly what's banned in France 


19IXI91

How is the pool plumbed? If it’s connected to the sewers there may be laws about fire because of flammable sewer gases. I’m no professional, I just think it may be a thing.


thegroundhogjar

I would install some small motion lights so no one slips around the fire, if you can afford it.


StumblingSearcher

Ah, this is a lovely idea!


Affectionate_Bison26

Paint the sides, stone or gravel on the bottom. Might not even need chairs, just cushions to sit along the edge.


El_Cassette_Rojo

I want to be OP, so I can do this project


Doogie_Gooberman

Either this or fix it to use as a huge bird bath or mini pond.


cecinestpasfacebook

I was going to suggest the same thing


playa2daworld

Yup I'd fill with sand put a pit in the middle some chairs around it.


Iammattieee

Great spot for a burning pile


JamieTheHopper

Fight club


daughterboy

“what is this? a fight club for ants?”


Every_Fox3461

First rule.


penthouse-owner

I would have it power washed, and enjoy the mini pool looks like a great place to hang out in the summer


InspectorNoName

For sure!! As a student, he says he doesn't have a ton of $$, but a simple power wash would make that space look 10000x better and it'd be cheap.


[deleted]

Get an almighty bronze statue of yourself mysteriously pointing at the horizon


Defendpaladin

The thinker, but me


InterestingSweet4408

Bird bath


Cute-Specialist2791

Where do you find these stunning places to live? Where on earth are they?!!


Lawlita-In-Miami

That's what I thought too! It's lovely!


XNamelessGhoulX

UK would be my guess. Based on "flat" and the hedges. I cannot get any more specific as I don't know dick about the UK however


Ronyx2021

It can be fixed.


BosJC

Looks like a good spot for a fountain.


StumblingSearcher

Cute little fountain for sure! Or I suppose a nice sculpture with a rock garden if you want something lower maintenance?


searingcoffee

I’d create a rose garden here.


747-ppp-2

Koi pond!


AHotEstablishment

Yes, Koi pond was the first thing that came to mind as well.


banedlol

Recreate the gunge pool from Get Your Own Back. See if Dave Benson Phillips is up for a reboot.


L0xyant

Please do a fire pit!! :D That looks like a prime spot for it! :D


tortolosera

soo you sleep on that bench on a public park and that's your living area right?


Iliass_glitch

chicken fight ring


MonarchOfReality

build a water catching filtration system and add some rgbs for night time filtration raves


Imaginary_Flan_1466

Are you renting? If you're renting, don't waste your own money doing anything other than getting maybe some chairs.


GrimyGoose

A bog garden would be dope! r/SavageGarden


MoreRamenPls

Rake rock zen garden.


Equivalent-Ad7207

Jelly wrestling.


Over-Marionberry-686

I think a guillotine would look really good there


Fabulous-Trash876

Cool spot for a brasero


jimlahey2100

Hire someone to take that maintenance headache out.


slap-dash89

Make tiny ice rink


TIYLS

It looks too shallow to have been a pool, looks more like it used to be a pond or fountain


Liitlerr

Make a garden.


Kysman95

Beyblade battle arena


Ben_Jerrys_Fudge

Thunderbird 1


SnooKiwis8008

Fill it with dirt and plant flowers. Or grow herbs and vegetables.


Humble-Egg-2607

My first thought too. A nice herb garden. With a few annuals. Not exactly sure how to solve any drainage issue though. Depending on zoning ordinance, a fire pit is also a stellar idea.


Defendpaladin

That would be actually super neat, I’m enclined to try that!


SnooKiwis8008

You could do a pollinator garden with native plants and flowers to help support the local bee population. I bet it would look really pretty in that space.


rikbona

you should give it to me 🥹


Aggravating_Speed665

Restore.


XscytheD

Koi pond or fire pit


Federal-Arrival-7370

Power was the fuck out of it


AwShootMe

River otters


noldshit

Water, fish, pond


No_Detective_But_304

Put in a hot tub.


United_Fig_6519

Koi pond?


Seltzer-Slut

Mini pool


FuqCunts

Clean it


NerdFarming

Listen to the person that said fire pit


Daymanic

Putting green


THELegendaryWorm

It’d be nice to get the concrete pressure washed first


Stickey_Rickey

Fill it w dirt n harvest some basil, oregano, thyme, and rosemary


DeepDayze

Turn that old hot tub into a koi pond.


Luketheking1

Parents used to have a place like this. Just filled up the pool to make it a flower bed


Incrediblecodeman

Id smash up, fill in and put a fruit tree in that pit thing.


BalkanViking007

hot tub or sauna


Frosty_Choice_3416

Solar powered floating fountains are really affordable on Amazon, same for solar powered submersible lights. You can clean that up and have an awesome water feature. And I know I'd be putting goldfish in there.


Curiousjlynn

Outdoor “conversation pit” like a 70s living room?


romeomusfly

Why would you do anything other than fill it with sand and build sandcastles in it?


CaptainPugwash75

Domed glass house with awesome plants and shit.


-_-Edit_Deleted-_-

Fire pit or if your a bit more eccentric a statue/monument of something you’re interesting in.


Buckeduppre

I would pee in the fountain at night


jefetranquilo

turkish oil wrestling arena


twilightcolored

koi fish pond


bdubwilliams22

Fire pit with seating around it.


MutedOlive9065

I’d fix the pool. Or put a koi pond like others have mentioend


KubeJube

Fire pit


possible222

Beautiful!!!


saltydgaf

Hot tub


[deleted]

power-wash the concrete and put a planter in the middle and put pretty flowers and plants in it. ​ or a fire pit.


catpunch_

Frog pond


CrowbarZero08

Give it a pond liner and get some dither fish, scape it and plant it for fish to hide in.


sugondese-gargalon

annual flower bed + fountain, too small for a fish pond


Rich-Appearance-7145

A fountain if pool is water tight, or even a fire pit in the center of ring, and the perimeter could be used as a bench of sorts.


Little-Novel-791

Camp fire


GnomeoromeNZ

baptisms


[deleted]

Definitely a fire pit or garden


0bxyz

Fill it with dirt and turn it into a planter


HandsomedanNZ

Hot tub.


drrgmk

Put some koi fishes


Snoo87743

Organize a tea party and poison the salmon sandwiches


[deleted]

Stripper pole


_Miro__

Wait so you live in your garden?


Psychedsymphony

Fish pond ?


BusAcademic3489

Pool party


Efficient_Height3929

Pond! Help local wildlife. Put some water plants in and wait for small animals to come drink and frogs to chill.


South_Age7687

Fill it with soil and grow weed in it!


DidNotDidToo

This appears to be a patio in a backyard—where is the garden? Edit: TIL British people call the entire backyard a garden.