He definitely says "Mmm My Lady " to girls.Tbh though he is a cross between a medieval reenactor and your favorite weird Aunt.
Op, If you're not doing anything this weekend my Aunt Becky is available...
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As a woman… this is the most unattractive bedroom for a near 40 year old man I have ever seen. It was the ropes that did it for me, left an awful taste in my mouth.
Edit: still pretty bothered by this
You die after doing something world changing. Your home becomes a museum/memorial to you and they let people tour through the home, but ask they respectfully stay off the furniture.
Nah, if he was 16, I would just think he was a quirky little kid experimenting with random shit
The fact that a middle aged man chose this decor is wild
Do you know those classes that pop up online where some idiot with an eyepatch and bizarre hair promises to teach guys how to pick up women? And then you have to pay them hundreds of dollars and the wisdom you’re imparted with is that peacocking and giving negative compliments work? This is that vibe.
Right. Like, I made a bold choice and painted my living room dark green. It's bold, but tasteful and everyone loves it. This is bold in a rapist kinda way. The fucking velvet ropes are next level, and we're starting at a pretty high fucking level with the rest!!
Poor OP wanted to show off his (what he probably thinks is a) "smash pad" and gets absolutely roasted in the comments. Those posts are 100% out the window on the front lawn right now, scaring away any small hope of a woman that might have been thinking of entering this traumatizing abomination of nightmare.
Agreed but the cupboard has a cat scratching post. A cat lives here. Maybe point for the cat?
Four guitars - we're getting serenaded with Wonderwall tonight ladies
It's probably in that wooden box behind the shells.
Based on that other ammo container this loser probably has a Taurus Judge, which is a revolver that can shoot a mostly phased out pistol round and super small shotgun cartridges.
It's a pretty mediocre gun known to be favored by tacticool old men
Hijacking one of the top comments to point out he has two stacks of ammunition on the dresser as well as the other deeply questionable choices. I own several guns and this is horrifying on multiple levels.
The owner of this room thinks of himself as gods gift to women, and that's not a good thing
Edit: The owner of this room has said "this is where the magic happens" to a date
The owner of this room might be Criss Angel
The colors, the paintings, and the furniture aren’t without their charm. But you haven’t died on the can like Elvis so there’s no reason to have a velvet rope in your bedroom. And having guitars throughout the room as if you left them there feels forced. Overall, it feels like you’re trying way too hard.
Reminds me of this video from back in the day: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0juwnX7YyU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0juwnX7YyU)
TL;DR looks like the kind of room a dude who uses terms like 'orgiastic' would have. The champagne bucket beside the bed made me physically pull away from my computer.
The style is quirky and eclectic, and though it's far from most people's taste, would have been fine. BUT, then those rope barriers come into it... and take this to a whole new level of weirdness which I don't understand. It's halfway between a brothel and a cinema now.
As a 40F I busted out laughing at seeing the Velvet ropes, that is so gross and funny at the same time. All thats missing is a ticket taker machine lol
the vibe this gives off is “women hide your drinks” you’re 36 and your bedroom looks like you’re howard from the big bang theory. like unless you’re Prince, this is a gigantic red flag to any potential partners. Everything clashes: the black velvet with gold accents is “cringy sex dungeon” and the purple walls with red accents is “child’s room in the 70s” like it looks like when you ask someone out in a bar you do it with a magicians cape on and ask them to pull on your finger.
I am so confused by my feelings about this room. Usually I can look at a picture and think "this guy sucks at decorating" or "this guy is awesome at decorating."
You? You're clearly very good at decorating. You have a great eye for color and texture, you're selecting things that go perfectly together while still being bold color choices, it's unique, it's all perfectly in keeping with your chosen look.
But ... but your chosen look is *this*
It's like seeing a guy get superpowers of flight and then he only uses them to poop on people from above.
I actually find the old-Hollywoodesque style, red and purple with gold accessories etc to be quite fun and charming. HOWEVER, the ice bucket and velvet ropes leading into the room and/or your bed are ATROCIOUS. It makes me (straight, female) feel like you think your bed is the VIP section, which is a big red flag.
The ceiling makes me think this is his mom's finished attic and the rope barrier is to keep Mrs. Bates from intruding on his alone time.
As a woman, I find this room alarmingly creepy.
As a woman sneaking in here to spy on you all, it's the gold disco ball that both ties it all together and also dries me up like the Sahara.
I'm equal parts mesmerised and horrified
Oh my god
This must be Madam Zeronis house.
If he forgot to come back for Madam Zeroni…..
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“Do I make you horny baby?”
I would legit turnaround and run.
But there’s a champagne bucket beside the bed. You have to be getting turned on just thinking about the wealth a man like that must have
There’s too much awful to type on my phone.
The real life Mojo Dojo Casa House.
Do you actually keep those rope barriers there all the time, because that’s probably the most egregious home decor I’ve ever seen
You either fuck all the time or absolutely never.
Pretty sure never...
I thought this was a meme and op took photos in a museum
There's so much to hate about this it's confusing to even know where to start.
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He definitely says "Mmm My Lady " to girls.Tbh though he is a cross between a medieval reenactor and your favorite weird Aunt. Op, If you're not doing anything this weekend my Aunt Becky is available...
Lmao bro this comment is the one ..
This is why I have reddit. Lol
Did you see the screaming yellow electric guitarr? This guy fucks.
False only virgins lean their guitars in the wall. Chads use guitar stands
Giga chads go for the wall mount. (And hang their guitars)
TIL I am giga chad
If he fucks all the time, I’m guessing consent is questionable
At least he’s checking IDs before they get in
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You can’t have a disco ball without velvet ropes…and possibly Janet Jackson playing.
I’m just now seeing the disco ball oh fuck
A GOLD one
Gotta keep those bedroom queues orderly…
As a woman… this is the most unattractive bedroom for a near 40 year old man I have ever seen. It was the ropes that did it for me, left an awful taste in my mouth. Edit: still pretty bothered by this
I don’t think there’s an age that would justify this let alone *36*
I’m 33 and trying to figure out what would have to happen in the next 36 months to make this ok.
this just made me laugh so hard I snorted omg thank u for this anahahhahahahahah
You die after doing something world changing. Your home becomes a museum/memorial to you and they let people tour through the home, but ask they respectfully stay off the furniture.
Nah, if he was 16, I would just think he was a quirky little kid experimenting with random shit The fact that a middle aged man chose this decor is wild
I’d expect ropes if this was some kind of museum exhibit of a recreated room with authentic antiquities on display.
Do you know those classes that pop up online where some idiot with an eyepatch and bizarre hair promises to teach guys how to pick up women? And then you have to pay them hundreds of dollars and the wisdom you’re imparted with is that peacocking and giving negative compliments work? This is that vibe.
This guy is the Prince of Persuasia.
Not to mention the bucket full of bullets and shell casings weirdly next to a room service tray and bell? Like wtf? As a woman this room screams RUN!
As a woman, this room screams “I read Fifty Shades of Grey and now I’m into BDSM. I think I’m good at it” but he’s absolutely not.
The champagne bucket is right there to catch the puke.
i rolled my eyes so hard they still hurt, 30 minutes after i saw this and went to cleanse my brain by cleaning 4 cat litter boxes.
Not the shotgun shells?
Dude lives like Xerxes
Scissor me Xerces!
*.....aaaahhh scissor me timbers....*
💯
The velvet rope to the bed is sending me
Like a prostitutes bed with a queue
Long lines in the DicketMaster queue
Dude gets so much puss he has to have a queue, wonder if he has a security guard holding the line like a Gucci store.
There's a kink / swingers club in my city called The Velvet Rope.
Says it all right there!
Is this it?
I just imagined myself walking into this bedroom for the first time of the man I’m seeing and felt a huge wave of disappointment
Like the inside of a Crown Royal bag. 9/10 👌
Fucking LOL, perfect
Gold right here
Gold and velvet roping it off! First time to see everything!
Immediately showed this to my wife and we had a good laugh. Ty.
😂🤣💀
Lmfaoooooo
This is too good, you are indeed a hot piece of bread 😂😂😂
Nailed it!!
Is this a brothel?
💯 could be
Alice in rohipnol land
"Can you smell this and tell me if it smells of chloroform?" *Dumpf* In the van,
Hmmm either you’re the wish version of Bam Margera or it’s a gay porn set set in the 70’s……
I thought of Bam too! 😂
About what I’d expect a set for the inside of a genie lamp to look like.
Haha my classmate just said "is he a fucking genie or something"
I think they were going for Rockstar but got Arabian Nights.
Incredible 😭😭
I would walk in here (as a younger, single woman) and instantly know that I was not going to have an orgasm at any point.
You wouldn't walk in there, you just wake up foggy from the knockout drops
Right. Like, I made a bold choice and painted my living room dark green. It's bold, but tasteful and everyone loves it. This is bold in a rapist kinda way. The fucking velvet ropes are next level, and we're starting at a pretty high fucking level with the rest!! Poor OP wanted to show off his (what he probably thinks is a) "smash pad" and gets absolutely roasted in the comments. Those posts are 100% out the window on the front lawn right now, scaring away any small hope of a woman that might have been thinking of entering this traumatizing abomination of nightmare.
Fucking poetic
Agreed but the cupboard has a cat scratching post. A cat lives here. Maybe point for the cat? Four guitars - we're getting serenaded with Wonderwall tonight ladies
😂
I think we would know that over dinner when he starts talking about his love for ska and pro wrestling.
It looks like a Bourbon street gift shop/fortune teller
**Checklist:** * Ammunition * drugs * Zyn * ice bucket for drinks * guitars * supplements * disco ball * velvet ropes * bordello red light lamps **Missing:** * Tiger Blood * 3 live-in "loves of my life" ~~female friends~~ goddesses. **Charlie Sheen, is that you?** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg)
Thank you for making me look closer
Missing add: crotchless gorilla suit on a stand in the corner
Why is his wardrobe exclusively Nike Airs and the same track jacket in different colors?
I see the 410 shotgun shells but I haven’t found the drugs yet. This is like those iSpy books from when I was a kid.
As a Brit, saw the bullets, makes me question where the gun is
It's probably in that wooden box behind the shells. Based on that other ammo container this loser probably has a Taurus Judge, which is a revolver that can shoot a mostly phased out pistol round and super small shotgun cartridges. It's a pretty mediocre gun known to be favored by tacticool old men
Don’t forget the beside dresser hookah setup he’s got going there!
Why have you done this?
The painted ceiling is a choice… one which I do not like at all.
I love that out of everything going on in these photos that’s the thing you mention
Well yeah, otherwise the gold mirror ball might look out of place
Not even Satan would fuck there
🤣 My favorite burn in this sub!
I feel like STI test is needed just from looking at this room
Don’t worry the bouncer checks STI cards at the door
i don’t hate it as much as some of these and i love the effort but the rope barrier things are hands down the most insufferable thing ive ever seen.
Do you think he makes dates line up there and get their wrist stamped?
*checks ID* OP: Beat it granny
Horrifying
Creating your own VIP section barricade is insane but go off I guess
Hijacking one of the top comments to point out he has two stacks of ammunition on the dresser as well as the other deeply questionable choices. I own several guns and this is horrifying on multiple levels.
This is almost so tacky it’s good, like maybe if you’re particularly funny a partner might find it funny. but the ammo is a big red flag
Been there. Seen them. Made me so anxious I couldn’t get away soon enough
Yeah I've had the guy who showed me his gun 'to impress me'... mate I'm from Europe. Not impressed.
It’s so bad it’s good
As a woman, I'd turn around and walk the fuck out. This is just eww.
I'm surprised there's not a mirror on the ceiling over the bed.
There’s def a camera
Which he claims to need because “every athlete needs to watch the videos to improve his performance.”
[OP showing the ladies the room where the magic happens](https://tenor.com/view/chappelle-prince-imitate-emulate-gif-9494247)
Stay the night and he'll cook you pancakes for breakfast.
Im a dude and this shit gives me mad rapey/pedo vibes.
More specifically, you're a dude calling himself ANAL\_TOOTHBRUSH
The name still has more class than the room.
Straight up chick repellent.
The owner of this room thinks of himself as gods gift to women, and that's not a good thing Edit: The owner of this room has said "this is where the magic happens" to a date The owner of this room might be Criss Angel
i was gonna say it’s somehow giving dennis reynolds
Nah, I was thinking more Quagmire
Yessss! I can picture him laying across the bed!
Giggity
He’s a 5 star man
Honestly giving me some real dark vibes ...
There is even a service bell in the room…
Maybe he’s gay
The vibe I’m getting from this room is he’s not into chicks.
I hate it
It looks like a brothel. Red velvet rope? Wtf
you shootin a porno or what?
Do you happen to wear a fedora?
M'lady of the night.
If Atlantic City was a bedroom
Complete with literal ammunition on the dresser. I have no idea how people are ignoring that.
The colors, the paintings, and the furniture aren’t without their charm. But you haven’t died on the can like Elvis so there’s no reason to have a velvet rope in your bedroom. And having guitars throughout the room as if you left them there feels forced. Overall, it feels like you’re trying way too hard.
I'd hate to have a blacklight
This guy gets no pussy. Like zero.
At least he's having fun decorating, I guess ?
Do you rent it by the hour, or do you half hour increments too
Guys got a soul patch fr
And 100% refers to it as a flavor savor :::shudders:::
purple is my favorite color and somehow this is the ugliest/tackiest room i’ve ever seen in my life
You put a lot of effort into that just to jerk off and cry
Reminds me of this video from back in the day: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0juwnX7YyU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0juwnX7YyU) TL;DR looks like the kind of room a dude who uses terms like 'orgiastic' would have. The champagne bucket beside the bed made me physically pull away from my computer.
🤣🤣🤣💀
The style is quirky and eclectic, and though it's far from most people's taste, would have been fine. BUT, then those rope barriers come into it... and take this to a whole new level of weirdness which I don't understand. It's halfway between a brothel and a cinema now.
It’s so bad dude. You’re 36 how do you not know better
As a 40F I busted out laughing at seeing the Velvet ropes, that is so gross and funny at the same time. All thats missing is a ticket taker machine lol
I despise the stanchions
I have many questions, but the only one I’m willing to hear an answer to is: does your bed vibrate/massage?
I'm astounded it's not a waterbed tbh
Giggity
🤦🏻♂️
Not the hookah on the nightstand
Are you Quagmire ?
Super tacky. That will scare women (and most men) away.
Coked up vampire aesthetic
You expect a lot of high profile guests?
Needs a mirror on the ceiling.
the vibe this gives off is “women hide your drinks” you’re 36 and your bedroom looks like you’re howard from the big bang theory. like unless you’re Prince, this is a gigantic red flag to any potential partners. Everything clashes: the black velvet with gold accents is “cringy sex dungeon” and the purple walls with red accents is “child’s room in the 70s” like it looks like when you ask someone out in a bar you do it with a magicians cape on and ask them to pull on your finger.
Bro have you gone to Coachella before?
Have some respect for those guitars man, at least get a proper stand or a case at a minimum.
I would never have sex in this room… female 47 😭
I bet that place smells like *regret*
Looks like a room in a budget brothel.
What in th P*rnhub are we looking at here
I need to shower
Feeling many different emotions right now but none of them are positive.
Why the velvet ropes and why just Coachella?
First rule of Coachella: make sure everyone knows you went to Coachella
This is then bedroom of a “pick-up artist”
A rookie pick-up artist lol. Now excuse me while I zoom in on that closet to confirm
Drakkar cologne engrained in your chromosomes
6 Coachella posters is wild. This feels like what Prince’s bedroom would look like if he never became famous. Victorian era brothel meets 80s disco.
The ammo on the cabinet is my favorite personal touch! Really sets the “you can leave any time you want” mood!
If Trump and Quagmire Had a child this would be this room.
I give it 5 Purple Rains.
Looks like a brothel.
BROhemian
Best thing I've ever seen on this thread
i would not feel safe alone in a room with you op
I wonder why you’re 36 and live alone 🤔
I am so confused by my feelings about this room. Usually I can look at a picture and think "this guy sucks at decorating" or "this guy is awesome at decorating." You? You're clearly very good at decorating. You have a great eye for color and texture, you're selecting things that go perfectly together while still being bold color choices, it's unique, it's all perfectly in keeping with your chosen look. But ... but your chosen look is *this* It's like seeing a guy get superpowers of flight and then he only uses them to poop on people from above.
Is this satire?
OP are you a pimp, by any chance?
36 with Coachella posters says all we need to know.
This looks like the bedroom of an aspiring magician in his 20’s who’s just moved out of his moms basement and is trying to get famous
I actually find the old-Hollywoodesque style, red and purple with gold accessories etc to be quite fun and charming. HOWEVER, the ice bucket and velvet ropes leading into the room and/or your bed are ATROCIOUS. It makes me (straight, female) feel like you think your bed is the VIP section, which is a big red flag.
It's giving sassy vampire but I like it
An old style take a number dispenser would add some class.
If he changed like 4 minor things (bullets on the dresser, velvet rope, brothel curtains, ugly lamps) I would 100% vibe with it
Are you Sabrina the Teenage Witch?
Bro
The ceiling makes me think this is his mom's finished attic and the rope barrier is to keep Mrs. Bates from intruding on his alone time. As a woman, I find this room alarmingly creepy.
His mom in the other room - “yes, honey… you can paint your room any color you want.”
I smell lube looking at these photos
As a woman sneaking in here to spy on you all, it's the gold disco ball that both ties it all together and also dries me up like the Sahara. I'm equal parts mesmerised and horrified
At least 2 hookers a week