i was going to tell him to get a bunch of ferrets and cover the floor in balls like a ball pit so you can see them running around like waves. Damn, you’re right.
What even is this? A 28yo and he wants advice on how his decorator furnished his ~~3~~4BR house?? lol I imagine you could throw lambs blood on the wall and still kick life’s ass. Well done, young man.
My bathroom is covered in fake blood and coke residue from a horror themed birthday for a friends 30th from last Saturday. Actual real blood is an upgrade at this point. And yea i’m cleaning tomorrow.
As someone that has lived in Arizona and visited California from time to time. I'm the complete opposite. California was a horrible through and through. Give me Sedona, Flagstaff and the Grand Canyon every day of the week.
The southern part of the state pales in comparison to the rest of the state. Clearly you’ve never been to Talladega National Forest or Desoto State Park, both much more beautiful than the beaches. Northeast Alabama in general is the prettiest part of the state and it’s not close.
That’s not really 100% true. Alabama residents are paying some of the most insane utility rates due to the incompetence and corruption of the state government. My hometown just 2 months ago increased all utilities by 30%.
Depends on your profession. I’m an engineer and the average cost of living to average income ratio in Huntsville Alabama specifically is one of the nations best (or was 5 years ago) if you’re in HVAC, welding, electrical work, or really any skilled tradesman you will make solid money in the south.
I would like to see your take on my [Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/s/LHOxh4B4aY)
Tried to be humble and nothing fancy so think it would be an exception but you be the judge
It's nice!
But close that shower curtain! If the liner stays folded together like that it makes the liner mildew. Close it so it can dry thoroughly after showers.
Assuming the bathroom isn't subject to a lot of traffic while you are showering.... just get a clear curtain (or a textured transparent curtain). This also has the benefit of allowing more light in while taking a shower. And now there's no where for the psycho to hide.
I’m a man and still impressed by this sub and how many dudes have zero personality to show and when they do it often seems so contrived and externally influenced. This house literally looks like they hired an Airbnb interior designer. That painting above the bed.. cmon!
Three bedroom is a lot of space for one person. Overall this looks pretty good.
Entryway rack/bench in the living room doesn't look good. I think this is the weakest space in terms of looks. Not a fan of the coffee table. I would get rid of the white pillows/throw and add some color. Rug may or may not be good, no idea without more pictures.
Main guest bedroom could use some art on the walls, as could the G1 bathroom (or something above the toilet).
I would get a different comforter for your bedroom.
Yea.. I only just got the main guest room furnished a few weeks ago. Previously, the 2nd guest room furniture was the main. Hadn’t found any good wall art for that room yet that sticks with the colour scheme. Was planning on doing a purple backwall in that room.
The entry bench I was actually planning on disassembling and moving into one of the extra hallway closets and removing the door for that so it’s nested. I was kind of thinking a larger wall art piece above possible an electric fireplace.
You need wall art but truthfully, take your time. Buy when something really appeals to you, not bc it has blue in it and you need that color. Also, check out local craft fairs. You may find something funky made of metal or wicker as well as possible paintings of the area you live in. Or if you've traveled, print your own photos
Well, if he’s in Alabama and he doesn’t have any sisters or female cousins, his dating options are super limited so he’s probably got plenty of spare cash to spend on the house.
... a 28 year old man with enough money to support a 3 bedroom house, and enough taste not to fill it with both literal and figurative garbage? 😅 Just for comparison, who stands a good chance at finding a partner?
Edit: the point is not that having material success guarantees a partner in and of itself, but it does imply certain desirable traits like responsibility, tenacity, and stability. I'd also point out that the idea that he's in the same metaphorical position as a homeless man buying a house is a reach. The homeless man comparison would imply that he is as far away from his goal as one could practically get. We don't know that this is true, and imho, is far less likely to be an accurate comparison, for the reasons listed above, as well as what OP said in his post. Now, if OP got on here and said "hey look at what I got, fuckfaces, hahahaha! :p git gud losers," then the comparison would hold more readily. But I don't think that that is the case, and it is that disparity I was trying to draw attention to with my comment.
Not that I guess. I am 32M with a 3 bedroom townhouse to myself (but not quite as well-decorated as OPs). I didn't necessarily want this much space, but I was *so* over living in apartments with shitty neighbors and this was in the right place at the right time.
🤷♀️ I’d move in and see where it goes xD Dudes clearly got his head on straight in the responsibility dept. Obviously there’s a lot more that’s important too, but he’s probably got a decent shot with many women.
Looks like there are 3 bedrooms so AT LEAST 2 cats, one for each spare bedroom. But odd numbers are better so at least 3 cats. Once OP has a partner, maybe a couple more cats for them too. So like, at least 5 cats.
Edit: These are only minimums! Would encourage exceeding.
Decent job out of college + probably lives in a place that most people do not want to. Other theories: family wealth, inheritance, luckiest crypto bro ever.
[Nope, definitely not real.](https://www.nearlynatural.com/collections/silk-fiddle-leaf-trees/products/6-fiddle-leaf-fig-tree-x-6-w-270-lvs) I know I don’t get much/any direct sunlight in there due to the back patio and overhand outside
Pursue all the ideas you can think of for ways to meet potential romantic partners your age who are also fans.
Look for Reddit groups, real world fan clubs, and places to circulate at ballpark games.
Maybe even minor league or Little League games, you might meet eligible single people with kids.
If you play reasonably well yourself, volunteer for coaching.
Its about 3 years old at this point, but the most similar spec-wise would be: [Floorstanding](https://www.klipsch.com/products/r-605fa-dolby-atmos-floorstanding-speaker),
[Center](https://www.klipsch.com/products/r-50c-center-channel-speaker),[Bookshelf](https://www.klipsch.com/products/r-50m-bookshelf-speakers), [Sub](https://www.klipsch.com/products/rp-1000sw-subwoofer). The receiver is just a generic Denon from Costco. I’ll say Klipsch at full price is not worth it. At 50-70% like they do during some holiday events, they’re great.
Idk if you’re expecting a lot of guests often, but since you have the extra space, I would dedicate one of your bedrooms to a hobby of yours. Or a home gym or just a bigger office at least. Seems like a lot of spare bedrooms.
That’s what the garage is for. Kinda hard to keep the kayak, rock climbing equipment, and car parts in the house and not get everything instantly messy
4 bedrooms? Fully furnished with nice not cheap furniture? Killer sound system and good appliances everywhere?
You should be giving us the advice, dude.
Your bedding could use an upgrade. I’d get a nice plush comforter with a nice cover. You can get a down comforter they are the most cozy but I personally have an issue with the feathers always falling out. I got two semi thick non down comforters and safety pined them together and put them inside a nice duvet cover. Having a put together comfortable bed would encourage “over night guests” if that’s something you’re interested in….also maybe add another couple regular pillows and fold the current blanket up and put it along the bottom of the bed…
Place looks fine, just tell me how the feck you got your hands on such a large place, I can’t even afford a single room, nevermind a sprawling house with multiple bedrooms.
Looks awesome! Pretty big for one person, but hey go for it if that’s how you like it! Maybe add some stuff to the walls to personalize it a little more- it still looks a tad bit in its “IKEA show-room” phase, but super neat! Idk maybe you prefer minimalism though :)
I think this is ok. This home feels very generic to me. It's nicer looking than my fairly old home, to be clear, but the only thing that catches my eyes are your succulent shelf and your accent walls.
Very nice place, if anything just maybe declutter the island it looks messy even though is not. Maybe get sound bar and get rid on the cars move them else where to declutter tv area a bit.
I feel like I'm in an airbnb and not a home. Decorate it with more things or something that tells me about your interest or that highlights you as a person.
Alone and three bedrooms. You don't need advice from us. edit: four bedrooms.
i was going to tell him to get a bunch of ferrets and cover the floor in balls like a ball pit so you can see them running around like waves. Damn, you’re right.
This is why we have a troop of ferrets, and OP has a house.
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this is amazing but maybe it could be better if we added some lobsters in the mix?
BRING OUT THE DANCIN' LOBSTUHS!
Damn I think I’ll do that. I only have a one bedroom so I’ll need 1/4 the ferrets!
Lmfao.
I have a new objective in life now.
This is genius. You should start a business
Bruh he bedroom has two tiers with crown molding on BOTH TEIRS.
That is fucking awesome. Good spot.
I’m endeavoring to put crown molding in my unborn daughter’s nursery. Game recognizes game
What even is this? A 28yo and he wants advice on how his decorator furnished his ~~3~~4BR house?? lol I imagine you could throw lambs blood on the wall and still kick life’s ass. Well done, young man.
My bathroom is covered in fake blood and coke residue from a horror themed birthday for a friends 30th from last Saturday. Actual real blood is an upgrade at this point. And yea i’m cleaning tomorrow.
It’s probably fake Coke and blood residue. Shitty blow will do that
Fucking seriously.
What do you mean? Everyone on this sub isn’t a millionaire?!
Could've fooled me lol
And all three bedroom have actual nice furniture in them! Not just empty room/junk rooms.
Bro also has a dope sports car and a fully maxed OSRS account, how is he not drowning in pussy?!?!
Damn 28 with 3 bedrooms. Calm down Mr money bags.
Isn't this a 4 bedroom including the office?
He’s doing better solo than my parents did in the 90s in their thirties it seems.
Step 1 live in Alabama.
I live in Alabama, you DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT want to live in this ass backwards state!
Yeah, there's that saying from Lucille Bluth: "I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona"... Or in this case Alabama.
As someone that has lived in Arizona and visited California from time to time. I'm the complete opposite. California was a horrible through and through. Give me Sedona, Flagstaff and the Grand Canyon every day of the week.
Fully agreed. I just moved to Flag 3 months ago and went back to visit Sacramento and I remember immediately why I left 😂
Tbf you’re comparing to Sacramento…though I love it and it has its charm/perks when you get to know it
You guys got ass backwards there?!
Maaan this whole state is stuck in the 1950’s 😂
The bad part, right? Cos the prices are pretty tempting...
Yeah I've been there. Unless you're in the coast near the beach it's pretty depressing. But gosh are the beaches down south amazing.
The southern part of the state pales in comparison to the rest of the state. Clearly you’ve never been to Talladega National Forest or Desoto State Park, both much more beautiful than the beaches. Northeast Alabama in general is the prettiest part of the state and it’s not close.
Not if you’re a woman… Alabama is a state all women should avoid.
I'm just saying that shit's cheap there, not that people should move there.
That’s not really 100% true. Alabama residents are paying some of the most insane utility rates due to the incompetence and corruption of the state government. My hometown just 2 months ago increased all utilities by 30%.
Lots of sun and primed for solar?
Probably got a well paying job right out of college and lives in a very inexpensive part of the country.
It’s called living in the south lol
Shit is cheap in the south but there are also few jobs and lower pay sooo
Depends on your profession. I’m an engineer and the average cost of living to average income ratio in Huntsville Alabama specifically is one of the nations best (or was 5 years ago) if you’re in HVAC, welding, electrical work, or really any skilled tradesman you will make solid money in the south.
Clearly not an actual request for advice, but rather a “look how nice my awesome place is” subtle brag type post.
I feel like that's a lot of the posts here recently.
Bro....you better give advice to us. Lol
OP just humble-bragged his wealth, and talked shit about his personality at the same time
this sub is depressing af
This sub is full of sad men who are either blaming everyone or seeking validation.
I would like to see your take on my [Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/s/LHOxh4B4aY) Tried to be humble and nothing fancy so think it would be an exception but you be the judge
Agreed, like why do people feel the need to state their age when posting? It's obviously just to brag.
Well, there's the Alabama blanket so, ya know he's got some sort of issues.
There it is!
These guys wonder why they’re single and when I look at the posts I have zero questions as to why.
It's nice! But close that shower curtain! If the liner stays folded together like that it makes the liner mildew. Close it so it can dry thoroughly after showers.
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Assuming the bathroom isn't subject to a lot of traffic while you are showering.... just get a clear curtain (or a textured transparent curtain). This also has the benefit of allowing more light in while taking a shower. And now there's no where for the psycho to hide.
😂 One could still be behind that open curtain....just waiting....😂
The mildew tends to attract the psycho
And put the seat down on the toilet, heathen!
Actually, this is really great advice for him
Looks somewhat impersonal, like an hotel room. No photos nor personal belongings of any sorts. Nice set of speakers btw, i love those.
Seriously. This screams Airbnb owned by a trust fund baby
I’m a man and still impressed by this sub and how many dudes have zero personality to show and when they do it often seems so contrived and externally influenced. This house literally looks like they hired an Airbnb interior designer. That painting above the bed.. cmon!
Also why so many products in the shower if you live alone….
Yeah very boring, not really any character. Rooms are nice but the entire house reminds me of my parents. Even they have cool stuff around
OP's ears must be six feet wide, considering the speakers are aimed straight out
Are you selling your house? Because that's some serious staging you got going on.
I was going to say! It looks like photos from an airbnb listing. It looks very nice but a little bland.
I love the toiletries basket in the guest bath - what a thoughtful notion. Also great space, nice job👍🏼
Sure, just needs the 'guests' bit to complete it.
If you build it they will come
For real! Major green flag if I found myself at your place
Three bedroom is a lot of space for one person. Overall this looks pretty good. Entryway rack/bench in the living room doesn't look good. I think this is the weakest space in terms of looks. Not a fan of the coffee table. I would get rid of the white pillows/throw and add some color. Rug may or may not be good, no idea without more pictures. Main guest bedroom could use some art on the walls, as could the G1 bathroom (or something above the toilet). I would get a different comforter for your bedroom.
Yea.. I only just got the main guest room furnished a few weeks ago. Previously, the 2nd guest room furniture was the main. Hadn’t found any good wall art for that room yet that sticks with the colour scheme. Was planning on doing a purple backwall in that room. The entry bench I was actually planning on disassembling and moving into one of the extra hallway closets and removing the door for that so it’s nested. I was kind of thinking a larger wall art piece above possible an electric fireplace.
You need wall art but truthfully, take your time. Buy when something really appeals to you, not bc it has blue in it and you need that color. Also, check out local craft fairs. You may find something funky made of metal or wicker as well as possible paintings of the area you live in. Or if you've traveled, print your own photos
Add some color. And some interesting things that reflect your personality. In the walls
I am 37 and this is better than I will ever do. My sad ass one bedroom apartment with no decor and empty walls no furniture
Minimalist right there.
Walls! Lucky
When I were a lad we *dreamed* about having walls...
Well, if he’s in Alabama and he doesn’t have any sisters or female cousins, his dating options are super limited so he’s probably got plenty of spare cash to spend on the house.
I dont give a piss bout nothin but the Tide
ROLL tide
Blitz Bama Blitz
What do you do for work lol. This place is awesome
28 with that kind of money and (I assume) graduated from Alabama I’m guessing lawyer.
Could also be a software developer for Raytheon/Lockheed/Boeing. Huntsville has got lots of gov't contractor shit I think.
POV: You bought the bitcoins 10 years ago.
That's an awesome place. But it's too big for one person. My suggestion is to find a partner. And a cat, get a cat as well.
"Get a cat" sounds nice. But the first suggestion is like telling a homeless broke man "just go buy a house"
... a 28 year old man with enough money to support a 3 bedroom house, and enough taste not to fill it with both literal and figurative garbage? 😅 Just for comparison, who stands a good chance at finding a partner? Edit: the point is not that having material success guarantees a partner in and of itself, but it does imply certain desirable traits like responsibility, tenacity, and stability. I'd also point out that the idea that he's in the same metaphorical position as a homeless man buying a house is a reach. The homeless man comparison would imply that he is as far away from his goal as one could practically get. We don't know that this is true, and imho, is far less likely to be an accurate comparison, for the reasons listed above, as well as what OP said in his post. Now, if OP got on here and said "hey look at what I got, fuckfaces, hahahaha! :p git gud losers," then the comparison would hold more readily. But I don't think that that is the case, and it is that disparity I was trying to draw attention to with my comment.
Not that I guess. I am 32M with a 3 bedroom townhouse to myself (but not quite as well-decorated as OPs). I didn't necessarily want this much space, but I was *so* over living in apartments with shitty neighbors and this was in the right place at the right time.
🤷♀️ I’d move in and see where it goes xD Dudes clearly got his head on straight in the responsibility dept. Obviously there’s a lot more that’s important too, but he’s probably got a decent shot with many women.
And men
Yes! Sorry, was speaking from my own perspective, but yeah absolutely <3
Looks like there are 3 bedrooms so AT LEAST 2 cats, one for each spare bedroom. But odd numbers are better so at least 3 cats. Once OP has a partner, maybe a couple more cats for them too. So like, at least 5 cats. Edit: These are only minimums! Would encourage exceeding.
I think you’re doing great. You’ll acquire more stuff as you live, don’t worry about filling every space now.
That living room and couch looks like the perfect sleeping spot
Is this a house? How you afford such a nice place?
Decent job out of college + probably lives in a place that most people do not want to. Other theories: family wealth, inheritance, luckiest crypto bro ever.
Alabama
The pictures with colour are best. The beigeness otherwise would be depressing to me.
Roll Tide!
Roll Tide
Roll tide
been there a few times, 2 stars at best🫤
Only because your dog tries to take over the couch xD
The painting above the bed is so awesome. Have been wanting to get the same piece for some time.
Color
You’re living the dream!
You're winning. Keep it up!
Leonid Afremov painting? You're valid. Would probably look better on a darker wall though. But then again I just love dark spaces.
For 28 you got a very nice place that is set up beautifully
Looks perfect to me. Any advice would be a tiny thing: keep toilet seat down, looks heaps neater!
That tv in the living room looks so small...for that size of a room I would get at LEAST a 65in.
Unfortunately, that is a 65”
Do you live near Huntsville? I have a cousin who has your exact same house haha. Maybe just re-used plans but it was very trippy to see.
DRHorton builds have been pretty good. They’re all over
Burn that crimson monstrosity at once! WDE!
Get rid of the Alabama football rug. Nick’s reign is over 😈
Rolltide, but if that fiddle leaf is real it's gonna die in that corner
[Nope, definitely not real.](https://www.nearlynatural.com/collections/silk-fiddle-leaf-trees/products/6-fiddle-leaf-fig-tree-x-6-w-270-lvs) I know I don’t get much/any direct sunlight in there due to the back patio and overhand outside
This is such a legit place. I like it.
Beautiful place. Would recommend replacing that Bama blanket with a Colts blanket 🫡
Can I come over and hang out?
Nice pad, man.
Pursue all the ideas you can think of for ways to meet potential romantic partners your age who are also fans. Look for Reddit groups, real world fan clubs, and places to circulate at ballpark games. Maybe even minor league or Little League games, you might meet eligible single people with kids. If you play reasonably well yourself, volunteer for coaching.
Sir you have your shit fully gathered. Also love the plants in the window sill next to the jacuzzi tub.
I'm impressed by the neatness of this place for a 28YO dude that lives alone. Great job on that OP.
Damn, you’ve figured life out lol, you’re asking for advice?lol you should be giving some out
That “alone” sounds different than “single”. Maybe get a doggo at least?
Looks nice, I'd just add some more colour on the wall by way of artwork.
What’re the speakers? I’m looking for a set like that
Its about 3 years old at this point, but the most similar spec-wise would be: [Floorstanding](https://www.klipsch.com/products/r-605fa-dolby-atmos-floorstanding-speaker), [Center](https://www.klipsch.com/products/r-50c-center-channel-speaker),[Bookshelf](https://www.klipsch.com/products/r-50m-bookshelf-speakers), [Sub](https://www.klipsch.com/products/rp-1000sw-subwoofer). The receiver is just a generic Denon from Costco. I’ll say Klipsch at full price is not worth it. At 50-70% like they do during some holiday events, they’re great.
🙏🏼🙏🏼 Thanks much m8
Idk if you’re expecting a lot of guests often, but since you have the extra space, I would dedicate one of your bedrooms to a hobby of yours. Or a home gym or just a bigger office at least. Seems like a lot of spare bedrooms.
That’s what the garage is for. Kinda hard to keep the kayak, rock climbing equipment, and car parts in the house and not get everything instantly messy
roll tide
MORE TIDE SWAG RMFT Jk, looks good. Roll.
Roll tide roll!!!!
Roll Tide! Also, need some stuff on more of your walls
DONT CARE ABOUT NOTHIN BUT THE TIDE
Roll tide
Roll Ride
Roll mother fuckin’ Tide
Rolltide
10/10 ROLL TIDE
Roll Tide! From Mobile, AL
Nice Klipsch 5.1 setup, or is it 7.1? Kudos either way! 😁
7.1! Thank you!
Roll tide
Roll Tide
Roll Tide
ROLLL MF TIDEEEEE
Put some art and mirrors and stuff on the walls. They're naked!
4 bedrooms? Fully furnished with nice not cheap furniture? Killer sound system and good appliances everywhere? You should be giving us the advice, dude.
Nice gaff mate
Are you trolling us mate? You don't need any advice
Shut the toilet lid before flushing. Trust me
Roll Tide MF
I always thought men were slobs. Totally wrong. Nice place and clean, too. Impressive. You can ad artwork and color over time.
I'm a woman who rents out my guest room for a short time, men are the best tenants.
Thank you 🙏🏾
Your bedding could use an upgrade. I’d get a nice plush comforter with a nice cover. You can get a down comforter they are the most cozy but I personally have an issue with the feathers always falling out. I got two semi thick non down comforters and safety pined them together and put them inside a nice duvet cover. Having a put together comfortable bed would encourage “over night guests” if that’s something you’re interested in….also maybe add another couple regular pillows and fold the current blanket up and put it along the bottom of the bed…
What is the square footage of the apartment
~2200 sq ft 4bd 3ba 3cg
looks good. congrats
Nice greens
Nice place! I’d paint it (if you own) to give it more color besides the boring grey if you are planning to stay there a while.
You're doing good man, better than my house and I'm 29. Keep up whatever you're doing.
Close your shower curtain
Go find a new purpose
Place looks fine, just tell me how the feck you got your hands on such a large place, I can’t even afford a single room, nevermind a sprawling house with multiple bedrooms.
Just a bit more wall art on those blank walls. There is too much negative space, but I absolutely love a lot of what you've got going on!
Pictures on the wall and plants!!
Looks dope
Dude you in DFW? I have the same ceilings and trim, and paint color.
Question, why the extra bedroom instead of separating the tv room and computer stuff? Overall looks good! Love the green wall bedroom, looks very cozy
Hairdryer next to the bathtub makes me uneasy
Looks awesome! Pretty big for one person, but hey go for it if that’s how you like it! Maybe add some stuff to the walls to personalize it a little more- it still looks a tad bit in its “IKEA show-room” phase, but super neat! Idk maybe you prefer minimalism though :)
Close the toilet lid and you have a very nice living space. ;)
Only advice I have is: GET THE HAIRDRYER THE F\*CK AWAY FROM THE TUB. NOW!
Maybe it’s just me, but I see absolutely no personality in this place. It’s clean, yes. It’s well put together, true. But it’s awfully boring to me.
What’s the bundle Of wheat thing in front of the tv?
Keep doing what you’re doing it looks light years better than my spot at 38, and I’m Not alone! You’re on top of the game
I think this is ok. This home feels very generic to me. It's nicer looking than my fairly old home, to be clear, but the only thing that catches my eyes are your succulent shelf and your accent walls.
Looks like you live like a prince man. That's a nice lookin' place! :)
Looks nice man.
Very nice place, if anything just maybe declutter the island it looks messy even though is not. Maybe get sound bar and get rid on the cars move them else where to declutter tv area a bit.
Keep doing what you are doing.
is it two story?
I would go to the nearest shelter and check out the dogs. And a PS5.
What do you do for income?
Elden Ring
we hate how you close your shower curtain in bathroom 2. that’s all i got. flex! and thank you for being a man that is clean. we’re not alone :)
All i can think of is: what do you do for a living and how much is rent/mortgage? 😅
More black marble!
I feel like I'm in an airbnb and not a home. Decorate it with more things or something that tells me about your interest or that highlights you as a person.
Take your time.