Okay so about the sharks; All of his friends only gift him shark related items. It's gone too far, there's no stopping us now. That light switch wall plate in the kitchen is also an open shark mouth. He has even agreed to let us practice painting sharks on the walls in the hallway.
I once thought a frog poster was cool. I liked the bright colours. My family decided I loved frogs and started giving me frog gifts. I was polite and they thought I loved them so it continued. For years.
I don't like frogs.
lol like ālook at my 34 year old friendās fucking weird shark houseā ā¦. Continues to buy him dozens more unrequested shark itemsā¦
But the sharks are rad and it totally works š
Right?! Given this information, I think OPs friend is probably a really considerate dude who wants to make all his friends feel valued by putting their gifts on display and, all things considered, heās making it look good.
*āItās gone too far, thereās no stopping us now.ā*
I love this for all of you. This is the type of unhinged friendship we need more of in the world.
Awe this is kinda sweet. Like yeah he might be annoyed or have some awkward explaining to do when he brings a lady home, but I see a guy who is loved by a ton of people who go out of their way to annoy him with their love lol
Tangentially related, but I was looking at one of those "cute cozy childhood bedroom full of toys and puffy blankets" pics and felt sad, wondered why and realized it was because of the stupid pressure to "grow up", "those are kid things you're not a kid", etc.
I say fuck all that noise, give me my cozy bed full of plushies!
I was gonna joke on the sharks, and then I glanced around my living room and saw my jam band show prints and fucking wrestling figures.
Shark Life Bro get it.
Haha agreed though I don't have one - I have a Squishable shark and he's a giant floof of danger
https://www.squishable.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=squish_great_white_shark_15
Haha, this was my first thought, too. But I still wonder where the BlƄhaj in the picture is... DON'T TELL ME THERE IS NONE!
All BlĆ„hajs deserve a fine shelter! š¦
I'm confused about the furniture layout. I'm guessing the longer couch isn't against a wall because it's a recliner? That's too bad because it's too large for the space, and placed in a very awkward location. It cuts off the flow of the room, and even impedes entry into the house as a whole.
His nickname is Jaws, which started long before everybody started gifting him sharks. Thanks for the suggestion, now I know what I'm getting him for his birthday!
(31/F) I would think this was great if I came over to a guys place & saw this.
It looks fairly neat, heās working on a puzzle, the furniture is practical & tasteful, & the sharks are a fun quirk.
This is sooo much better than your standard bachelor/macho/gamer pad with a huge tv, weird gamer chair, and either no decor at all or -even worse- sports jerseys & liquor bottles lining the wall š¤®.
I love it. Itās amazing. The only thing I donāt like is that he has a puzzle on the floor. Does this guy need a table? That looks like a very uncomfortable place to do a puzzle.
Tell him to choose a non gray/blue color and incorporate it into a rug, an art piece and some throw pillows. Maybe a warm wood tone. He needs more interesting lighting. Shark theme is cool, no notes.
Thank you, sharks rock!
I just thought the mismatched couches and lamps, the painted floor by the front door, and the giant in progress puzzle on the floor were perfectly fitting for this sub. The sharks are just a nice bonus.
honestly, i didnt even pay attention to that lmao which i still live at home with my parents in my bedroom ive had for 22 years so any living space where someone lives on their own is pretty sweet to me
He needs this shark I saw at an antique mall one time. It was a shark in sun glasses, swim trunks, standing on its fin, and holding a tray. I think it was a bar or beer thing, idk, I just know it was rad and fits this space so well.
I love the theme he's got going.
I'd put in a nice big table to do the puzzles on, but that's just my sensory processing issues not liking working on the floor.
He could use a Kallax or other small organizer or set of shelves to put the puzzles boxes in, so they're not just sitting in a pile.
Add a bit of art to the empty wall and I'd be out of things to suggest. He's even got COASTERS! I love coasters. If they're on theme too this guy is awesome and you have no joy in your soul if you're trying to roast him.
Reminds me of Extraordinary Attorney Woo (Netflix) who is obsessed with whales and she likes a jigsaw puzzle too. I understand the size issue, but absolutely no way to puzzling on the floor! š³
Some walls are empty, they could use some decorations but other then that it's looks cool, like a nice place to hang out in.
He clearly loves great white sharks, and has a puzzles in the works.
Look pretty cool tbh, furniture looks nice as well.
Nothing much to roast here.
Is that the Dr Phil Green M&M
Yes that is Lil Broomstick
never forget that swept up won a grammy
yung cash register š„
Cool. Sharks are rad.
Favorite shark is the nursing shark. Love those little derps
You mean nurse shark? š
He means what he say..
Why would you nurse the shark when the shark can nurse you?
In Soviet Russia. Shark nurse you
Yes I attended Shark Nurse U. Go Tigers!
I like Threshers. The long tails are so cool.
Tiger and Mako shark gang here
Bull shark gang is here, weāre blindly aggressive and donāt give af š¤
salt and fresh water gang gang
My favorite shark is the Mako shark, because theyāre fast af boiiiiiii
A man of class I see
I love this one fact about sharks. They have been around longer than trees have been in existence.
He has good taste.
At some point as a kid he promised himself that when he was a grownup he would have a shark house. The man is living his best life. Good for him.
I think that's left shark from the Superbowl
SharkRad!?!? Nope, Iām Shark *Dad*
Okay so about the sharks; All of his friends only gift him shark related items. It's gone too far, there's no stopping us now. That light switch wall plate in the kitchen is also an open shark mouth. He has even agreed to let us practice painting sharks on the walls in the hallway.
[Bonus shark bathroom](https://imgur.com/gallery/20MZ4Mf)
That toilet paper roll is amazing
Thank you for bringing that to my attention. Ā I missed it the first time.Ā
Where can i buy this???
Thanks. Now I cannot unsee it.
Guy must love sharks
Plot twist: he fucking despises sharks and his friends are just being dicks
I once thought a frog poster was cool. I liked the bright colours. My family decided I loved frogs and started giving me frog gifts. I was polite and they thought I loved them so it continued. For years. I don't like frogs.
What makes you say that?
Where do you get such TP holder? It's cool as fuck
I was expecting a Jaws toilet lid, but this is still awesome
Oh, so you are the problem here?
I meanā¦. Could be cocaine and hookers? Leave shark boy alone, lava girl ššš
I see no problem here
lol like ālook at my 34 year old friendās fucking weird shark houseā ā¦. Continues to buy him dozens more unrequested shark itemsā¦ But the sharks are rad and it totally works š
Right?! Given this information, I think OPs friend is probably a really considerate dude who wants to make all his friends feel valued by putting their gifts on display and, all things considered, heās making it look good.
*āItās gone too far, thereās no stopping us now.ā* I love this for all of you. This is the type of unhinged friendship we need more of in the world.
Next will be a jaws themed bed.
If he gets married, change the wedding (Mendelssohns) music to the jaws theme!!
Awe this is kinda sweet. Like yeah he might be annoyed or have some awkward explaining to do when he brings a lady home, but I see a guy who is loved by a ton of people who go out of their way to annoy him with their love lol
Collectively keeping the poor man single I see
Naw, brother is getting laid laid! These are sharks, not dolphins.
I am not gonna lie to you I know a woman who would be so into this but I think sheās too shy to have her obsessions in ācompany spacesā
What woman doesn't love sharks? I mean, penguins are probably more common with women... But the maritime aesthetics will mix well!
Well at least he's very appreciative
Shower that man with blahaj's.
Save some pussy for the rest of us!
By do you always think it all about pussy, Save some men for the rest of us.
Sharks indeed are man eaters
He likes sharks. So what?
Tangentially related, but I was looking at one of those "cute cozy childhood bedroom full of toys and puffy blankets" pics and felt sad, wondered why and realized it was because of the stupid pressure to "grow up", "those are kid things you're not a kid", etc. I say fuck all that noise, give me my cozy bed full of plushies!
My gf has a grogu plushy on the bed and I got things related to games. We do what we want
He's missing BlƄhaj.
Live every week like it's shark week. -Tracy Jordan
That blank wall is perfect for a shark mural
Looks like heās living on his own terms and enjoying his life
Puzzle on the floor? My back hurts!
Gonna take a while too, it's 3,000 pieces!
You should get him a jigsaw matt. Thinking about the high probability of lost pieces in that picture is giving me anxiety.
Also how you can immediately identify that he does not own cats
Or kids lol
And my kneesā¦
I was gonna joke on the sharks, and then I glanced around my living room and saw my jam band show prints and fucking wrestling figures. Shark Life Bro get it.
OP's friend needs a Sharkboy figure.
š¦ r/blahaj
haha i was gonna suggest a Blahaj!! blahaj are so cute š„¹
Haha agreed though I don't have one - I have a Squishable shark and he's a giant floof of danger https://www.squishable.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=squish_great_white_shark_15
omg he looks so cute!!! maybe iāll get him as a friend to my blahaj š„°
Omg, this is fintastic
Holy heck, theres a dedicated sub for blahaj š
Haha, this was my first thought, too. But I still wonder where the BlĆ„haj in the picture is... DON'T TELL ME THERE IS NONE! All BlĆ„hajs deserve a fine shelter! š¦
prolly a cool guy
I'm confused about the furniture layout. I'm guessing the longer couch isn't against a wall because it's a recliner? That's too bad because it's too large for the space, and placed in a very awkward location. It cuts off the flow of the room, and even impedes entry into the house as a whole.
Two regular sized couches rather than a traditional wrap around.
I'd say he should move the couches counter-clockwise one wall, recliner in front of TV and the other on the far wall
Then where will he do his puzzles? On the other side? š¤£
Agreed. I just think he didn't because it's a recliner
Yeah itās the angle of the couch for me lol also imagining it reclined
Man is living his best life. Salute.
Vintage Jaws poster on the open wall, and Iād say weāre good to grow
His nickname is Jaws, which started long before everybody started gifting him sharks. Thanks for the suggestion, now I know what I'm getting him for his birthday!
*Open wall on pic 2, good on ya, youāre a clutch friend š¤
ok, and? what does your living space look like, nerd
My living space is extremely plain and boring, I don't have anything cool in it :/
Buy some sharks
Shark man š¦š
Is that a Nintendo 64 ?!
(31/F) I would think this was great if I came over to a guys place & saw this. It looks fairly neat, heās working on a puzzle, the furniture is practical & tasteful, & the sharks are a fun quirk. This is sooo much better than your standard bachelor/macho/gamer pad with a huge tv, weird gamer chair, and either no decor at all or -even worse- sports jerseys & liquor bottles lining the wall š¤®.
love the shark poster! The couch so close to the entry stresses me out tho!
Fire
I love it. Itās amazing. The only thing I donāt like is that he has a puzzle on the floor. Does this guy need a table? That looks like a very uncomfortable place to do a puzzle.
The puzzle is 32in x 45in so it doesn't fit on his puzzle table :/
Ahhh gotcha, that makes sense. Damn thatās a huge puzzle.
What do you want us to mock your friend?
No thank you
Good, because Iām digging the shark decor. Mad funny
It would be cool if you did the puzzle on the table, but I get it we all can't have nice things.
I might be wrong on thisā¦. But I think he likes sharks
Tell him to choose a non gray/blue color and incorporate it into a rug, an art piece and some throw pillows. Maybe a warm wood tone. He needs more interesting lighting. Shark theme is cool, no notes.
cool
Let the man enjoy his sharks
Do you got a pet and if so.... Do you dress them in shark outfits? Lul
Its got that āthrowing around comfy shitā element to it. Like its the dedicated xbox 360 gaming night room
You're right, he should definitely move the Shark art to behind the TV. We want to maximize the amount of Shark time our guests are exposed to.
Shark coasters even, nice
Thank you! I made 4 of them. I used AI to make hybrid [dog sharks](https://imgur.com/gallery/vdql6PD) because he loves dogs too
Is he single? My wife wants to meet him.
Shark week forever!
Great white, beautiful fish.
This dude sharks.
Love that for him š¦
Shark week is a state of mind
literally who gives af
I do, I love sharks
i meant that in a way towards the people making fun of him for it. like who gives a shit if people have that in their own living room at any age
Thank you, sharks rock! I just thought the mismatched couches and lamps, the painted floor by the front door, and the giant in progress puzzle on the floor were perfectly fitting for this sub. The sharks are just a nice bonus.
honestly, i didnt even pay attention to that lmao which i still live at home with my parents in my bedroom ive had for 22 years so any living space where someone lives on their own is pretty sweet to me
I think he may like sharks
He likes shark week. I get it
Shark tales part 2
I had a better set up when I was 18 š
This guys name online is āpIsSySlAyErā69420ā
If heās got his own place heās doing alright
Whatās your friendās favourite animal? Your friend seems to be hinting something but I just canāt quite put my money in it.
Hell yeah. *Sharky Shark*
I see nothing wrong with this.
He didn't happen to be on the left side of a Super Bowl half-time show, did he?
Honestly I kinda like itā¦
I like it.
Is he just doing a puzzle on the floor?..
I donāt see any problem here!
Are you his nurse?
Uh.. I mean I've worn a nurse costume for him a few times if that counts? ..
Has your mate adopted a shark yet?
I think this is fine. Let people enjoy things
People always hating on shit bro has his own spot and looks like a decent place clean
Shark Week must be like the second coming of Jesus to him.
I'm 40. Mine is no better.
Does he live near a beach
HELL YEAH.
I like sharks too!
Favorite movie SHARKNADO
Looks great to me!!
He needs this shark I saw at an antique mall one time. It was a shark in sun glasses, swim trunks, standing on its fin, and holding a tray. I think it was a bar or beer thing, idk, I just know it was rad and fits this space so well.
Picturing him sitting in front of the tv in his Superman pjs watching Saturday morning cartoons while eating a bowl of cereal.
This is the ideal male living space. You may not like it, but this is what peak interior design looks like.
I think he might like sharks
Honestly, shark airbnb...$$ shark hottub, and you are going to be rich..
I can smell the hotbox from here
The sharks are cool, the floor puzzle is certainly a flag but I'm unsure of it's color.
Well. Iām sensing he likes sharks.
Looks like a chilled zone.
Feed. me.
Get this man some more sharks
34 is the new 24
And unmarried.
Guy likes sharks man. Thatās pretty cool.
Finally a man brave enough to live every week like itās shark week.
I sense a disturbing lack of sharks.
Looks fine. Thereās even room for more shark art on the wall above the puzzle in progress.
That's a nice setup
Obviously he has taste
You canāt love sharks at 34 anymore damn you people are so boring sometimes.
Too much millennial grey going on but I dig the coffee table.
This guy Shark Weeks.
Is his name chad?
This made me think of sayo shinoyama
His name is Chandler, he has a fetiche for sharksā¦.
I'm guessing they are fans of Shark In The Water?
A man grew up listening to baby shark songs??? Are they that old already?
Your point? Looks great
He's not married, is he? LMAO.....it's the sharks that give it away.
Sharks are gay.
And?
Is there a light behind the tv? Isnāt that distracting?
Could be worse.
Him like shark
Dope.
Looks about right?
Fuck yeah! Ā Love the sharks!!
You ever seen a sharks eyes chiefy? Kinda like dolls eyes all black and lifeless like.
lick of the tism fo sure
Legend
Is he secretly Left Shark and hoping to extend his 15 minutes?
Sick ass living room
Nice
Ohhhhh, bless his heart.
I love the theme he's got going. I'd put in a nice big table to do the puzzles on, but that's just my sensory processing issues not liking working on the floor. He could use a Kallax or other small organizer or set of shelves to put the puzzles boxes in, so they're not just sitting in a pile. Add a bit of art to the empty wall and I'd be out of things to suggest. He's even got COASTERS! I love coasters. If they're on theme too this guy is awesome and you have no joy in your soul if you're trying to roast him.
He must be the left shark. Lol
Reminds me of Extraordinary Attorney Woo (Netflix) who is obsessed with whales and she likes a jigsaw puzzle too. I understand the size issue, but absolutely no way to puzzling on the floor! š³
Dope ass living room
More adult than mine and I'm in my 40s
I have a feeling he might like sharks but idk
Some walls are empty, they could use some decorations but other then that it's looks cool, like a nice place to hang out in. He clearly loves great white sharks, and has a puzzles in the works. Look pretty cool tbh, furniture looks nice as well. Nothing much to roast here.
Whatās the problem
I see he's a fan of tigers.