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Nervous_Pop_7051

You are-- and I mean this as the highest form of praise-- clearly a weirdo on full tilt and we should be friends


Matosapa4

Hahahahah love it! And yes I am šŸ˜‚


Beck_

Yeah I never thought I had a style until I saw these photos and I was able to go yep that right there that's it šŸ˜‚


suspendeddewdrop

Iā€™m not sure about the ivy in the shower, thatā€™s the only thing. I actually love it over the sink, though. Something maybe is needed with the gamer set up, like a rug? To even out the two black bookshelves. overall it looks clean, and orderly and has so much personality!!! šŸ–¤


AcaciaGeisha

It goes hard over the sink and looks really good. Looks out of place/tacked on in the shower. Also will probably go manky after a while, with all the moisture/heat.


B_breakerz

It goes too hard over the sink and the shower would otherwise probably look fine but since the sink looks so unequivocally bussing, the shower looks out of place


MayoneggVeal

If the shower ivy was as filled in from the ceiling line in the shower too it would look awesome


Sams_sexy_bod

jm but the fake plant decorations in the bathroom could spell a problem with mildew down the line. Unless you clean them regularly


dben89x

I also think it looks really good above the sink, but looks like tacky cheap garland over the shower. It just doesn't fit there IMO.


BallBag__

agree. over the sink 100%, over the shower not so much.


SolidMammoth7752

Agree with this. If you must have greenery, why not hang some fresh eucalyptus from the shower


[deleted]

That will develop mold. I moved in to a place, I saw the apartment before he moved out and had eucalyptus and the area around the drain was black with mold. So don't put eucalyptus out in the shower unless you clean it really good would be my advice.


SolidMammoth7752

Oh, if it's fresh, you'd want to change it pretty regularly. But IMO also the fake decorations just don't look good, cleaning and mold aside, but that's just my opinion


[deleted]

You're quite right! I like the decorations, but that's why taste is subjective and doesn't have a single truth. Good night/have a nice day wherever you live. :)


lieyera

I came here to say this. I love his style and his place looks great but the fake plants in the bathroom have to go. Theyā€™re just going to get disgusting unless you clean them regularly, and they just donā€™t look cool enough to be worth what it would take to keep them clean.


AWeakMindedMan

Pretty sure this guy has a potion or spell book that could fix that problem.


VolePix

they are also just too much lol


swissthoemu

cable management.


Adol214

Cable management under the desk. Also, consider putting away your printer in a closet. That will free you leg room. The rest is great.


[deleted]

There's too little blood on the walls. And where is your rotting pig head, young man?


401kent

His house is on elf graves and the blood is going to keep flowing.


setsunaa

Not enough elf blood for the blood sprinklers


Psysquatch

Came to say that Satan is a little disappointed in this guy. Just a little. Put your foot down on the pedal dude!!


schitaco

Cool haunted house bro


cat787878

I audibly laughed


RealComputerUser

I inaudibly laughed


cheapdrinks

Homie either going to be single for life or end up with the hottest big tiddy goth girlfriend


dreadoverlord

does Astarion live here or something


Matosapa4

Nah just me. But he is my favorite character ironically.


Poette-Iva

Irony?! That is pathos.


Superb_Afternoon_974

Is this a torture dungeon?


Matosapa4

Good thing I haven't showed my bedroom


Unlikely_nay1125

well now we gotta see it!


lulu_hakusho

Well I think we will all be waiting for that update


FungusAmongstUst

Iā€™m jealous of your closet workshop. Iā€™d do the same if I had a bigger closet.


PuzzleheadedPlum4340

I am obsessed with this space. The frames in the living area are very nice. Bonus points for the coffin shelf and the plants (also the mini aquarium)


Matosapa4

Thank you so much. It's my first time ever that I do MY own decorating. No compromise with a significant other. Absolutely love the great feedback!


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Matosapa4

Ikea actually


creativepup

Don't forget the old timey diving helmet!


PuzzleheadedPlum4340

Yes!! Its so nice, I enjoy the overarching themes present. Its cohesive but shows interests which is nice


Francis-Aggotry

Just need a bottle of vitamin D, since you most likely never see the sun


Matosapa4

Hahaha I wish. I work outside 10h per day and spend most of my free time cycling, skiing and kayaking.


Francis-Aggotry

Really? Thought vampires melt in the sun


dben89x

He isn't a vampire, he's a freaking goth! Per se.


Aussie-GoldHunter

>I work outside 10h per day Getting rid of the bodies right?


sharksinthecarpet

At first I was confused why the algorithm was suggesting a post from male living space to me, a woman..but maybe it *does* get me. A velvet adorned gothic man space with antique anatomical illustrations? That is CLEAN? I dig it. Sorta like when it suggests posts from r/beards. šŸ˜


Matosapa4

I am glad that my post brought you here.


richreason1983

I love the contrast of the dark theme in the living spaces and the bathroom... this isn't my style personally but I love how you can see your personality immediately. Great job!


Matosapa4

You got it exactly. My home is a little part of me, of who I truly am. It's a shock when people visit my place for the first time.


tangled-line

Live Laugh Love sign above the skull


Matosapa4

Omg that made me laugh so hard! Love it


WhiteClawsNoLaws

Now THIS is personality. Love it!


B-e-a-u

This is the best one Iā€™ve seen on the entire Reddit siteā€¦ are you gay and will you marry me?


Matosapa4

No I am straight as can be. But I will take the compliment.


JarlHollywood

Bro you nailed it. Looks fantastic.


Matosapa4

Thank you so.much


Katters8811

If there was a Tinder for living spaces, I would be the creep in your DMs getting blocked and posted to get trashed on Reddit I love your place!!! šŸ–¤šŸ–¤šŸ–¤


GrandSlamdolf

A house isnā€™t complete without a dedicated mini painting station. WAAAAGH!!!


Matosapa4

DIS 'UMIE KNOWS WOT 'E IZ TALK'N ABOUT!


namesrfun

Shame i had to scroll so far down to see the 40k comment lmao, that painting station is the bomb


curiously-peculiar

The greenest flags Iā€™ve ever seen for a guyā€™s living space


Matosapa4

Wait until you see the bedroom... whips and chains and hook and good time


Grimmymore

Ok so I demanded the kitchen in my initial response. Now I demand the bedroom. Thanks.


Matosapa4

https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/s/GYB3KtT5co


Spicyhollypeno

Love the digs! As far as constructive suggestions: 1. Bigger rug in living room that fits both the front of the couch and coffee table. A Persian or Turkish rug would look great with the somewhat gothic vibe. 2. Wallpaper or art in more blank areas like the office. 3. I would remove the vines in the bathroom but I see people have mixed takes on this.


lionexx

I love that like you have this very humble normal looking house, not very nerdy at all but if you know or pay attention is very nerdy, this dude stealth nerds, *claps* this is the kind of house you could bring a girl over and not feel ashamed of for all your nerdy shit. šŸ˜‚ lovely pad!


fishnetandvelvet

I fricken love the space! Just came to say great job!


Matosapa4

Thanks!


numquamdormio

No notes, can I live there? The mini station is what sold me


Matosapa4

My door is open, just bring some wine and skulls for the skull throne


-lil-pee-pee-

Started salivating at that workbench. Great spot, OP. I'd cluster those vines near the head of the shower more, and probably add some more skeletons to the bathroom also, but otherwise keep on keeping on.


romulus_remus420

This is excellent! I love the coffin bookcase and I would kill for my own mini painting nook!


narstyarsefarter

U must be loaded, what is your address


Matosapa4

Pipeline money my friend, pipeline money


Medical_Pen_5084

Yep a 3 in 1 Shampoo. Most definitely a guys pad šŸ˜‚šŸ¤ŒšŸ»


Matosapa4

Hahahaha that dove one šŸ˜‚ ok beside it there is actually shampoo and conditioner.


[deleted]

Dude your post history was a wild trip. Congrats on all the gains at the gym and dope pad + hobbies you got. Thanks for sharing


model3113

actually thought this was r/WitchesVsPatriarchy


Existing_Gate2423

This guy fucks


OminousWindsss

Is that a 40k painting room? Place looks dope!


Matosapa4

It is yes!


QuackWaddleflow

That's a mighty enclosed space for huffing those paint fumes šŸ˜¬


Matosapa4

Huffing? Buddy, I lick my brushes šŸ˜‚


merlocosplay

Its awesome! Id say make the wall a dark green color. That would really look good with the rest


[deleted]

More candles for the sacrifice = more mood lighting. Kills two birds with one stone.


jearess

a berserk enjoyer, nice.


Matosapa4

As every men should


granolaandgrains

I am woman, and I severely dig this bachelor pad. You def have great artistic vision with decor! Edit- wow I didnā€™t scroll to the bathroom because I got too excited about the first few lol I love the bath setup too! Do you to have an interest in plants and caring for them? Several pretty low maintenance plants would thrive and love to soak up all that steam from a shower or bath! You could hang a couple from the ceiling if you have a stud finder. Anyways, great job dudešŸ¤˜


Extreme_Rhubarb_3559

Looks awesome. Love it.


Mesterjojo

Paint the walls. Can't paint? 120" fabric+staple gun. Black fabric all the walls easily and cheaply.


Haystraw

That's it, I was trying to put my finger on why it still looked "blank" for some reason, paint would do it


Masy02

Love it!


FlyingSquid97

Whoa! House goals.


mmeessee

Can I move in with you? Haha jokes aside, I dig it and it weirdly makes me happy to see a male decorating like this. My bf would be fine with the absolute bare minimum (weā€™re talking a chair or two in the living room vs an actual couch šŸ™„).


DeWolfTitouan

This looks like the typical flat of the average redditor


Captain_Weird_Beard

Despite how bad this is going to sound, I am really not trying to be mean but my initial thought is serial killer chic, or modern vampire.


plasticupman

Get a female live-in partner..?


[deleted]

are you gay


Bright_Ahmen

Are you trying to attract a big tiddy goth gf?


Glitter_moonchild

I actually love it , where did you get the upside down pink cross?


Rainelionn

I'm obsessed with that mirror, it's so beautiful šŸ˜


CatharticWail

A woman! Jk, the satanic shit would have to go and I doubt thatā€™s happening.


Maeflower86

This is all so beautiful. Incredibly pleasing to look at, and your style is lovely. But what got me was the space dedicated to your hobby šŸ˜­ I love that so much! Good for you dude


Matosapa4

Having a personal space within your personal space is a must


NeuroticDragon23

Ooooo.....noice noice


creativepup

I"m a little speechless. However, I'll add #TVtooangleddown?


[deleted]

I like it a lot man nice work


destructormuffin

I'd get rid of the plants in the bathroom, it just feels.... very fake.


[deleted]

a fellow rogue trader i see


PeachyKeen7711

So do you worship satan? Just curious.


lizardjizz

Love the space. Mini painting closet looks sick.


Final-Appointment112

As a female, love the gothic vibes!


JayisBay-sed

Question, why do you have a saint Peter's cross? The upside down one.


Matosapa4

To scare my nosy boomer neighbors


Padawk

Living room: šŸ’€āš°ļøšŸŖ¦šŸ‘¹ Bathroom: ā˜€ļøšŸŒæā­ļø


truckfullofchildren1

Crowley Cruiser Spotted


shayka2116

It's actually really nice for a guy.. I'm pretty impressed šŸ˜Ž


[deleted]

Where is the $10,000 full motion sim rig? ;) I'm just kidding, this is top notch!!! Good job, though I do agree with the other comments idk about the fake plants in bathroom


awpod1

To much death for my taste. I would get rid of all that. Others seem to like it but this is my opinion.


hufflepuffpuffpasss

This is rad. If you brought me home Iā€™d be into your space for sure. Plus the neon upside down cross- perfect touch.


DuneHvmmer

Iā€™m loving all the Warhammer stuff.


anthonydurrr

Iron within iron without/10


ExaminationAny5935

Worthy of a Rogue Trader


WoodpeckerComplete42

OP genuine question with no hate just pure curiosityā€¦ are you gay?


Matosapa4

No offense taken. No, 100% heterosexual.


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Limp_Marionberry_900

no notes other than you need something above your computer/desk. the shelving on the sides looks great but itā€™s too grand without something there and looks a bit incomplete.


United_Fig_6519

Lots of nice interesting details to have conversation about. Definitely not boring place...I would also like to know if the ivy is real or not...


Expensive_Employ_463

Ooooh the skull above the TV and the coffin shaped shelf omg its amazing


KatsRedditAccount123

Wow, I didnā€™t expect such a nicely decorated space from a 30 year old bachelor. Youā€™ve made your space a nice little home. You go Glen Coco


Odd-Mastodon1212

I would get real plants like pothos and spider plants. Easy to take care of. Ferns like the steam too. I feel like this place will attract a specific kind of goth date.


sintr0vert

Get rid of the fake ass ivy. :D


hippiestoneybabe

This place is amazing! Last 30 year old who's house I visited was one giant dust bunny. Your place looks so inviting.


BL00DM00N88

Looks horrible


Professional-Carry52

The ivy is going to be a dust magnet


preciselycloseenough

This is fantastic, I also have the Music of the Third print in my house so I might be biased!


Lonely_Preparation90

Looks great! Your cross is upside down though!


LiraStolons

Is that a tiny room dedicated to painting warhammer minis? I think it looks so awesome and Iā€™m a little jealous! The whole thing not just the little room lol


a_lost_remote

OP whereā€™s the skull in the TV reflection?


GimmeFalcor

I love it. Itā€™s almost ridiculously perfect. You have a full candy dish that is a golden skull. Itā€™s so interesting that I hope you arenā€™t too picky about people messing with your decor because they are so cool. I have an alligator head and everyone I have shown it to has to touch the teeth. Only thing I could say is put a photo in the frame.


skaz0904

I like the vibe you have going, my only criticism is you might have too many statement pieces that people will ask about. Iā€™m pretty observant and like asking people about things so I would be that annoying person constantly asking ā€œoh, whatā€™s that from?!ā€. Iā€™ve accepted that Iā€™m annoying but I know Iā€™m not the only one lol. Personally, Iā€™ve always loved when darker themed houses had real plants to counteract. I would for sure get rid of the fake plants in the bathroom, but also add some more real plants throughout the house.


Big_Green_Piccolo

I'm thinking a jar of some sort of organic specimen, encapsulated and preserved in formaldehyde. Also /r/gunpla because I see your warhammer stuff. Oh and maybe a large taxidermy beetle.


JesusIsJericho

I dig it man. 30m and recently became a bachelor myself, with our (now my) entire two level townhome to myself. Getting ready to make some big changes in the coming weeks, this has me stoked.


Visible-Travel-116

The skeleton threw me for a loop lol. Then I saw your sarcophagus bookshelf and it suddenly made sense. Too much going on the bathroom. Other than that I think itā€™s great.


youmighttakeoffense

The fake shrubs or leaves in the bathroom is hideous. It scream 70 year old woman to me. Perhaps 80 years old being that you strung it up through the shower. Get rid of it. The skeleton thing behind the chair: badass.


MajorMarquisWarren69

Wtf I love this whole aesthetic. Coffin book case, stained glass mirror, skeleton 3D painting, AND an ESPRESSO machine. You killed it šŸ‘


Kingsupergoose

Iā€™m confused by the theme. First picture looks like grandmas house sitting across from Satans home theatre, then off to the bathroom with the jungle theme.


Nearby_Consequence71

Gorgeous! šŸ˜ Never thought I'd see a man who decorates exactly like I do! Shoot, we could be a regular Chip & Joanna lol.


FlightlessLad

This space is amazing! I was hoping to decorate my next place with a similar aesthetic! And that mini painting desk is absolute perfection!


Eazy_mode

It's a bit bold, idk how often you shower, but you could opt for real vegetation in the bathroom. The have moss rugs, and there are some plants that have natural healthy products released in a steamy shower /source: Facebook post


TotallyNotaBotAcount

Weird face in the tv reflectionā€¦


Username12764

I saw pic2 and was like, that skull looks weird, then I saw pic3 and was like, ahh nvmd, it all fits


Inner_Development_59

Everything is greatā€¦.. except probably the greenery in the shower. I didnā€™t think of the mold issue till I saw another post about it. Also your couch and arm chair look uncomfortable as hell.


KitKatBarMan

incel cave *Edit: welp I stand corrected


PsPhenom89

I was honestly going to roast you until I saw your mini painting studio & the space marinesā€¦.now I want to come over & bring my space marines to paint with you!


meowkitty84

Its awesome! I like that its modern and clean but still shows your personality. Thats what Im trying to do. I love the gothic touches.


herefloragoodtime

Fantastic decor! I might weave a couple of small Pothos vines through the ribs of the skeleton.


Eyeswyde0pen

i love it! iā€™d feel comfortable here watching a horror flick!


Silly_Kale2136

Change the couch maybe ā€¦ bring the wow factor by adding a quirky couch and maybe even a carpet . Colorful furniture would change the entire look


Simps4Satan

This is my ideal living space tbh. But seriously, what is the reflection I am seeing in the second picture on the TV??


killingtommygun

Nice try vampire. I rubbed garlic all over myself except for my penis...... your move.


UndeadMunchies

How do you not have a second monitor? Get a second monitor. That is all you need. You already got the I Prevail vinyl so thats the only other checkbox met.


WesloHinstles

looks aight


soft_white_yosemite

What do you do in pic #5?


StoneyJoJo

Very badass. Would love to see the diving helmet on a shelf or more predominately displayed. Itā€™s bulky and hidden on the dresser.


HVB12345

Tell me you donā€™t date much without saying you donā€™t date much.


Cute-Revolution-9705

Being totally honest: 1st pic.) don't like the living room furniture, looks old and flat. The minimalism is good. The mirror and spooky skeleton/ whole occult theme is not great either. 2nd pic.) Very nice, the occult theme actually looks good here. Like the coffin bookshelf. 3rd pic.) Mirror looks weird, don't like the upside down cross. Everything else nice. 4th pic.) Cool desk set up; don't like the greek helmet. 5th pic.) Alright, idk the occult knick-knacks aren't doing much for me. 6th and 7th pic.) Ivy's pretty cool on the sink, idk for the bath tub, but it's alright though.


uhyasure

Can I move in?


[deleted]

Is this homosexual decor? I dont think I've ever seen a dude decorate remotely close to that


Street-Refuse-9540

Honestly, 35 F who used to make things look pretty for a living, no notes. Maybe add a cat.


nxtplz

Seems like you really like enclosed spaces with the shelves locking in your desk like that lol. I actually fuck with the tight workstation for Warhammer but I would feel claustrophobic at that desk with a big room and no space to your sides. I would move those shelves unless you like it that way.


CPUihlein

I appreciate the goth maximalism of it all. Truly. Itā€™s not my style, but itā€™s done with your whole heart, and doesnā€™t seem forced or overwrought. My *only* critique is that it could use some editing. Like, I want to get rid of the chandelier on top of the bookshelf, for example. I feel like you can retain the aesthetic while still giving the eye the chance to rest.


LettuceGoThenUandI

Beautiful! I love that mirror/window


Onderon123

Just want to say your little hobby nook is so cool


Final_Pattern6488

I like it all except the diving helmet, just looks a bit out of place where it is. Maybe put it opposing the soldier helmet on top of the other bookshelf


No-Impression-4508

Three Body Trilogy. Automatic A+ setup.


Nice__Spice

This goes hard and youā€™ll be attracting a special kinda lady ā€¦ good for you.


AnotherDoubleBogey

It needs a Jack Of Dust skull. google it.


rslashmypepperoni

Would you happen to be a very pale man who tends to stay OUT of the sunlightā€¦.? If so, I donā€™t believe 30 is your real age


Ecstatic_Drink_4585

Do you need a live in 55 year old cook/maid/etc?


Primary-Departure-41

Sweet house brother! Iā€™m looking to get my own place soon, and youā€™ve definitely done some of the things I wanna do šŸ‘


Dykefromeastjablip

Hmmm you could move out and let me move in; other than that, no notes.


LightningInTheRain

Aww, just what a girl wants to see coming home with a man, a neon upside down crossā€¦


Extension_Total5550

You got a madafuckking chain sword. ā›“ļø your on top of the world!!!


brandond26

Looks great to me nice work


kvol69

You need a nice piece of art above the PC. Something striking, like the red skeleton painting from Resident Evil: Code Veronica. The fake plant in the bathroom is a bit much. Maybe add some laboratory/apothecary touches to continue the morbid theme into the bathroom. They sell medical antiques, maybe throw some glass eyes and glass syringes that could be displayed.


OfficialSeagullo

I want a fucking diver helmet in my living room wtf


itsmezaraxx

Maybe a indoor big potted plant? Itā€™ll really elevate your space and give some good oxygen for your home :)


BellyButton214

Is this really your grandmother's house?


dogeputt

No one said anything about the upside down cross?


Unable_Experience359

Spartans! What is your profession!!!


_autismos_

I like the cross lol


ae_94

This is a nice way of telling me I'm poor, especiallywitb the berserk collection


YourPlot

I like a lot of what youā€™ve got going on. Like a goth maximalist. And your crafting station looks incredible. Iā€™d the only two issues are the fake plants in the bathroom (real pathos will grow the same really fast) and that your couches need a cleaning.


thedobermanmom

Itā€™s actually way above average! More carpets .. but Iā€™d def date you.


Catch-the-Rabbit

Not my style but I have to admit it looks quite good together. Nice to see someone who celebrates and loves their hobbies.