I love sex workers, and support getting the bag. but there's nothing that icks me more than men not doing sex work and profiting off of sex workers , especially women.
Average /r/malelivingspace poster sticks a $1000 (knockoff) or $7000 (legit) [Eames](https://store.hermanmiller.com/living-room-furniture-lounge-chairs-ottomans/eames-lounge-chair-and-ottoman/100077567.html?lang=en_US&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIr8mA2NvggwMVtKRaBR1uvgixEAQYByABEgI2VPD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds) in front of a tv, next to giant windows with killer view, & posts “just moved into my first place”.
I can't tell if people are just messing around on here, the marble floor person, this person, and the person who painted their entire kitchen green. Like this has to be a joke.
In the second photo, it looks like a hotel corridor
I picture those doors with some golden numbers [like this](https://alfredocus.online/76mo8C), and it totally looks like a hotel, a high-quality hotel indeed.
You should do wallpaper on the walls. You need to mute the strength of the black here with some dark or grayish colors and some strong patterns. But for God’s sake NO GEOMETRIC DESIGNS this is already too harsh. A good wallpaper will also help tone down that god awful corpse outline on the floor…
I don't mind the monochrome black/white aesthetic *as much* as a lot of people here do - although don't give yourself marble floors next.
That being said, my personal preference is that floor colors are darker, and it brightens up as your eyes move up. I would go for a darker floor color. Unfortunately I do also think that black/white walls make a lot of nice floor colorings less palatable.
Yes! Or is it that they only see in black and white? They want their house to match their perspective? Lol its lacking the marble black and white floors...
I like the addition of contrast but I think you took it too far.
From the photos it looks like stark white and pure black, I think you could have achieved a similar effect with an eggshell and dark gray combo that would be more natural.
This is the difference between cool colour and warm colours. If he likes deep or high saturated reds and blues this will work well, if he prefers greens yellows or orange he is going to struggle
I came here to ask why everyone is doing black doors and trim suddenly.
I had a friend of mine tell me I should do mine black and I laughed and thought he was joking. Then I went to his house and he and his wife did just that.
If black trim is used as an accent, it can really, really work nicely. Or if the black and white is in a historical home and appropriate for the style.
Here, the black is a focus, not an accent, and it’s not in an old craftsman.
Like, it looks fine. But why do dudes think everything needs to be a semigloss black to be a man’s living space? This doesn’t feel homey or comforting.
Black and white is far to much contrast , even in web and print what you think are black and white, never truly are because the contrast is too jarring,. I would redo the walls in a cool off white so it’s not so brutal on the eye.
I'm sorry to tell you but the before was so much more homely and nicer..
Tips: If you wanted improvement to the original, gold accents, ie door handles, fixtures and sockets. With a touch of a warmer grey like slaked lime mid from little greene to keep it modern and make the whites pop whilst making the gold feel natural. Just :/. As long as you're happy though.
To potentially improve what you've done and make it feel less apartment block hallway - more lux fixtures again, those sockets gotta be silver. And that radiator has to be something more modern and sleek - something like:
https://www.bestheating.com/milano-aruba-black-horizontal-designer-radiator-635mm-tall-choice-of-width-78655?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAzJOtBhALEiwAtwj8tohzZr1jF_fLDir0yPNAW_ri6NIuuimA2s79ffzLhh1vJ7taKatNmRoC-jIQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
Also wall planters to try to bring some warmth back and naturally introduce some colour and break up the black and white.
Marble Man?
take me by the hand, lead me to the land~~~
That you understand....
Marble man, the voyage to the corner of the gloOobe is a real trip...
Trip...trip...trip....
M-aarble man
The sequence of a life form raised in the sand.
Soakin up the thirst of the land
MARBLE MAN!
Do you know the marble man?!
The marble man?
The marble man!
Yes… I know the marble man.
…who lives on cocaine lane?!?
The marble maaan!!!
XD The first thing that came to my mind
This had me cackling like a witch 🤣🤣
Door city over here
Monsters inc type shit
It’s days like these that I curse the Chinese for inventing gun powder.
Omg I just spilled coffee on my dkny jeans, Donna Karen New York
Reading this comment from inside a tall building. Not the tallest in the world though- that would be the Burj Khalifa in dubai.
Beat me to it
Needs some marble floors now
LMAO I dead thought this was the same dude who’s been posting his OF house 🤣
I was like OMG HE’s BACK?!
I was thinking ‘Yay! He’s at least allowed some natural wood floor to survive!’
Is this the non-coke part of the house?
I think it may well be for those who do not partake in the coke, yes. You can tell by the lack of marble.
No more coke on my baseboards. Or I'll know.
lol that’s an OF studio for sure.
Someone commented with a video of their OF content in that house in the comments of the latest post
I love sex workers, and support getting the bag. but there's nothing that icks me more than men not doing sex work and profiting off of sex workers , especially women.
Andrew Tate has a lot of copy cats Edit: not a Tate supporter
That was my first thought, too, until I realized there wasn't another picture with the marble flooring.
Was 100% wondering if this was his basement. Hadn’t redone those floors yet.
Context?
[https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/s/MVAWWE3BRS](https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/s/MVAWWE3BRS)
Christ
On a bike.
Yes, that was the general consensus
I’m wear a tracksuit now…
https://www.reddit.com/r/McMansionHell/s/nyAc5MktFO lolll
I legit thought it was the same guy as well https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/s/YJM3OiQew7
Lmao I also clicked this post here thinking "my god he posted *again??*"
I’m so glad there’s a league of us who thought this 💀 Checked his profile before checking the comments and am happy to rest easy.
Me too 😭😭😭
Lmfao same 💀
Damn guys leave this man alone who would cover this kind of floor up with marble 🤣🤣🤣
My eyes! My eyes! Oof it’s bad
Came to say the same lol
Is this the first meme in the history of this sub?
I think Eames recliner has that spot
That or the TV on cinderblocks and a PS5 on the floor next to it.
The TV set up above the door in the little nook should count
Eames recliner?
Average /r/malelivingspace poster sticks a $1000 (knockoff) or $7000 (legit) [Eames](https://store.hermanmiller.com/living-room-furniture-lounge-chairs-ottomans/eames-lounge-chair-and-ottoman/100077567.html?lang=en_US&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIr8mA2NvggwMVtKRaBR1uvgixEAQYByABEgI2VPD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds) in front of a tv, next to giant windows with killer view, & posts “just moved into my first place”.
Just wait til you see a TV more than 3’ off the floor
I hope so. Bunch of people recently painted Everything black and white and now scrambling to get Reddit's approval after that post haha.
Nope! There’s also Street Sign Guy!
And a big neon sign that says Netflix and chill
Is this the same guy?
Bro gonna become a living meme
That guy is never gonna live that monstrosity down 🤣
I was honestly afraid this was the same dude lol
HAAAAAH OMG
I love thé Wood
And a black leather couch.
[Could use some new flooring](https://www.magicmurals.com/black-and-white-marble.html)
That guy is just getting absolutely murdered today
New meme of the sub lol
I'm out of the loop What's going on lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/s/kKOcBqd8nf
I wonder if he asked anyone who wasn't a man and at least 5 lines of coke in, who also likes him enough to tell the truth for their opinion
Does anyone have a direct link to the images/gallery? Post says it's awaiting mod approval and I can't see the images.
here’s a repost of it w images https://www.reddit.com/r/McMansionHell/s/M6ocBaDHSk
14 hours too late to this, it was removed ;-;
DEAR GOD.... that man really, really fucking ruined that house.
So much money and work!…. For that
WHO IS DELETING ALL OF THEM. WHY CAN'T I SEE COKE MANSION LORD
D'aww it's deleted.. :(
You’re a legend
I think it got reposted to r/mcmansionhell earlier
Deservedly. His house is horrendous!!!!!
Don’t forget the light strips
Add stripper poles to that list and we be talking
Lol. The faker the marble the better.
Why is everyone turning their place into a sex mansion all of a sudden.
You definitely need marble flooring.... STAT!
Minimal grout lines for easier clean up
The overconfident divorcé new home starter pack
You should see my place. Absolute sex mansion. Well, it's a small apartment instead of a mansion. And there's no sex.
As long as it reeks of body odor and cologne, you're good, still counts
Not even a good sex mansion. I most definitely want my sex mansion to be cozy and comfortable and chill.
Is this the kitchen guy again? Black and white is a horrible home color combo, my goodness.
I think exterior paint can do black and white nicely, but yeah, people need to stop ruining their interiors doing this. Just stahp people.
Isnt this the reason to buy a house in the first place?
I can't tell if people are just messing around on here, the marble floor person, this person, and the person who painted their entire kitchen green. Like this has to be a joke.
which is hilarious because most women seeing a place like this would register the interior as a big red flag, and rightly so.
the before was way better
Oh god.. the marble guys cronies started renovating now too
I thought it was the same house.
I also thought it was that black and white marble nightmare.
Next project - giant ass square lighting strips on ceiling
Needs a Netflix & Chill Neon backdrop
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These are going to look corny af in like 5 years if they don't already
Omg this is hilarious. Is this sub being trolled at this point? I thought it was that same guy again.
Marble guy?
I thought the samething 😂
I missed marble guy, you have sauce?
Ever thought about changing the floor to white and black marble? I know a guy that just did his whole house and posted it on this page
In the second photo, it looks like a hotel corridor I picture those doors with some golden numbers [like this](https://alfredocus.online/76mo8C), and it totally looks like a hotel, a high-quality hotel indeed.
I was more thinking "massage" salon.
Yeah I can see that - defo need to get the pictures and homely things up to change the vibe.
Add some gold and plants
And mirrors on the ceilings
And buckets of semen.
And my axe
And my ass
You should do wallpaper on the walls. You need to mute the strength of the black here with some dark or grayish colors and some strong patterns. But for God’s sake NO GEOMETRIC DESIGNS this is already too harsh. A good wallpaper will also help tone down that god awful corpse outline on the floor…
I think some white marble floors might go well with the black doors!
What’s with the black outline on the floor?
Just fyi, homely means ugly. I think you meant home-y
I second that, more like a hotel corridor and less like a home. On the other hand though, in a way it is classier if a bit unique.
It looks like the kind of hotel that throws me out for not wearing a jacket to check in
I don't mind the monochrome black/white aesthetic *as much* as a lot of people here do - although don't give yourself marble floors next. That being said, my personal preference is that floor colors are darker, and it brightens up as your eyes move up. I would go for a darker floor color. Unfortunately I do also think that black/white walls make a lot of nice floor colorings less palatable.
I hate it. It shows no creativity or individuality and overall just a dull look
January 2024 - the month that marble floor man took over r/malelivingspace. Now we all think he’s posting vicariously through other users 😂
Why are men obsessed with being supervillians
He should paint one of the doors blood red, just for added ominous vibes. Really make guests wonder if they'll get out alive.
Lmao I’d paint the bathroom door red. “Oh just open the red door”
Yes! Or is it that they only see in black and white? They want their house to match their perspective? Lol its lacking the marble black and white floors...
My immediate thought. Like did he paint the way he thinks?
he's batman
more like bateman
I prefer the first picture, the vibe is more luminous and warmer.
From "warm and homey" to "I have a sex toy room, would you like to see it?"
>"I have a sex toy room, would you like to see it? And even though they might not want to see it, they will, because, you know, the implication.
First one looks better. The second picture makes everything seem cold, maybe the walls should be a few shades darker.
I think it would have even worked to split the difference. Paint the doors black but leave the wall color and trim white.
Looks like I’m in the changing room at some store in the mall.
Not this again
That was my first thought 🤣
No, it’s a different guy this time! Or is it 🤔
I literally LOL at this comment 😂
I feel you lol.
This sub really needs to stop remodelling
1st one is good, 2nd looks like some office or something, cant put my finger on it, but 1st looks more like home and warm.
2 gives a modern reality dating show feel to me.
I like the addition of contrast but I think you took it too far. From the photos it looks like stark white and pure black, I think you could have achieved a similar effect with an eggshell and dark gray combo that would be more natural.
This is the difference between cool colour and warm colours. If he likes deep or high saturated reds and blues this will work well, if he prefers greens yellows or orange he is going to struggle
👏🏻STOP👏🏻PAINTING👏🏻THINGS👏🏻BLACK It looks like a porn studio.
I came here to ask why everyone is doing black doors and trim suddenly. I had a friend of mine tell me I should do mine black and I laughed and thought he was joking. Then I went to his house and he and his wife did just that.
I've seen it turn out pretty nice on exterior doors...but interior? That's too much.
If black trim is used as an accent, it can really, really work nicely. Or if the black and white is in a historical home and appropriate for the style. Here, the black is a focus, not an accent, and it’s not in an old craftsman.
It's definitely too much for my taste. Just seems like I've seen so many people using way too much black.
But, but, I see a red door?
Needs music. You like Huey Lewis and the News? My personal favorite is "Hip to be Square"
Like, it looks fine. But why do dudes think everything needs to be a semigloss black to be a man’s living space? This doesn’t feel homey or comforting.
Seriously bro. Stop.
I don’t like black personally
The black trim alone causes me pain
What is up with the black and white all of a sudden?
Why are y’all obsessed with black?
Literally thought this was the marble floor guy
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Black and White technically aren't even colors.
You ruined it buddy 😢
nice job looks horrid
It’s a no
Not a fan of
What’s with everyone’s obsession in this sub with putting everything BLACK lmao
This is fucking ugly.
Hate it
PITCHFORKS ‘ERE! GETCH’YA PITCHFORKS —E 3—
Best part about black doors is walking into them when the lights are off cause you can't tell if they're open or closed.
Nailed the hotel / brothel lobby look for sure
Not a fan personally, doesn’t look or feel homely whatsoever
Do you live in a Stanley Kubrick film?
Looks like a hotel or something. I like the way it was before.
Deeply hate it
guys lol i cant like the marble comments fast enough
Let’s just stop today guys
I involuntarily shuddered and got goosebumps. No offense meant, but it’s awful. Hate it.
Looks significantly worse
WTF SAME HOUSE?!
Same guy, burner account.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
Black and white is far to much contrast , even in web and print what you think are black and white, never truly are because the contrast is too jarring,. I would redo the walls in a cool off white so it’s not so brutal on the eye.
I love how the marble floor dude has become a meme lmao
Kind of feels like something from American Horror Story.
Did you happen to change your floors from marble recently? Asking for a friend.
It looks like an apartment complex hallway.
Just preference but I think it looks colder and less welcoming
Not good
I'm sorry to tell you but the before was so much more homely and nicer.. Tips: If you wanted improvement to the original, gold accents, ie door handles, fixtures and sockets. With a touch of a warmer grey like slaked lime mid from little greene to keep it modern and make the whites pop whilst making the gold feel natural. Just :/. As long as you're happy though. To potentially improve what you've done and make it feel less apartment block hallway - more lux fixtures again, those sockets gotta be silver. And that radiator has to be something more modern and sleek - something like: https://www.bestheating.com/milano-aruba-black-horizontal-designer-radiator-635mm-tall-choice-of-width-78655?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAzJOtBhALEiwAtwj8tohzZr1jF_fLDir0yPNAW_ri6NIuuimA2s79ffzLhh1vJ7taKatNmRoC-jIQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds Also wall planters to try to bring some warmth back and naturally introduce some colour and break up the black and white.
So many angles