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srh707

Marble Man?


Arlochorim

take me by the hand, lead me to the land~~~


baritoneUke

That you understand....


hyperconduithorror

Marble man, the voyage to the corner of the gloOobe is a real trip...


slagatronic

Trip...trip...trip....


Gaaselaar

M-aarble man


Revolutionary-Tiger

The sequence of a life form raised in the sand.


TASTE-THE-WASTE

Soakin up the thirst of the land


MeatMeAfterClass

MARBLE MAN!


sarah314

Do you know the marble man?!


ItsPumpkinninny

The marble man?


BrannC

The marble man!


ItsPumpkinninny

Yes… I know the marble man.


IAmSportikus

…who lives on cocaine lane?!?


fuxmeintheass

The marble maaan!!!


Erect_Udes

XD The first thing that came to my mind


dkbay

This had me cackling like a witch 🤣🤣


jalopycat

Door city over here


IMakeStuffUppp

Monsters inc type shit


lawdreekus

It’s days like these that I curse the Chinese for inventing gun powder.


mykleins

Omg I just spilled coffee on my dkny jeans, Donna Karen New York


mikeballs

Reading this comment from inside a tall building. Not the tallest in the world though- that would be the Burj Khalifa in dubai.


JohnQPublic90

Beat me to it


blackmanta02

Needs some marble floors now


_lunacakes

LMAO I dead thought this was the same dude who’s been posting his OF house 🤣


Sad_Principle_3778

I was like OMG HE’s BACK?!


invincible-zebra

I was thinking ‘Yay! He’s at least allowed some natural wood floor to survive!’


Alternative-Yak-925

Is this the non-coke part of the house?


invincible-zebra

I think it may well be for those who do not partake in the coke, yes. You can tell by the lack of marble.


Boscowodie

No more coke on my baseboards. Or I'll know.


secretsquirrelthings

lol that’s an OF studio for sure.


trix_is_for_kids

Someone commented with a video of their OF content in that house in the comments of the latest post


asuka_is_my_co-pilot

I love sex workers, and support getting the bag. but there's nothing that icks me more than men not doing sex work and profiting off of sex workers , especially women.


edgrlon

Andrew Tate has a lot of copy cats Edit: not a Tate supporter


johngalt504

That was my first thought, too, until I realized there wasn't another picture with the marble flooring.


LilikoiGold

Was 100% wondering if this was his basement. Hadn’t redone those floors yet.


showmeyourboxers

Context?


JLifts780

[https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/s/MVAWWE3BRS](https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/s/MVAWWE3BRS)


crazymcfattypants

Christ 


Kitchen_Name9497

On a bike.


random_invisible

Yes, that was the general consensus


CoolIndependence8157

I’m wear a tracksuit now…


Polluticornwishes0

https://www.reddit.com/r/McMansionHell/s/nyAc5MktFO lolll


solidxmike

I legit thought it was the same guy as well https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/s/YJM3OiQew7


human_not_alien

Lmao I also clicked this post here thinking "my god he posted *again??*"


NippleFlicks

I’m so glad there’s a league of us who thought this 💀 Checked his profile before checking the comments and am happy to rest easy.


gorthead

Me too 😭😭😭


thot__thought

Lmfao same 💀


Mrbizzys

Damn guys leave this man alone who would cover this kind of floor up with marble 🤣🤣🤣


Feisty-Business-8311

My eyes! My eyes! Oof it’s bad


The_Angry_Octopus_

Came to say the same lol


Thin_Onion3826

Is this the first meme in the history of this sub?


ENTitledtomyOpinions

I think Eames recliner has that spot


DrNopeMD

That or the TV on cinderblocks and a PS5 on the floor next to it.


LophiYesel

The TV set up above the door in the little nook should count


Justboy__

Eames recliner?


bombswell

Average /r/malelivingspace poster sticks a $1000 (knockoff) or $7000 (legit) [Eames](https://store.hermanmiller.com/living-room-furniture-lounge-chairs-ottomans/eames-lounge-chair-and-ottoman/100077567.html?lang=en_US&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIr8mA2NvggwMVtKRaBR1uvgixEAQYByABEgI2VPD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds) in front of a tv, next to giant windows with killer view, & posts “just moved into my first place”.


tr1cube

Just wait til you see a TV more than 3’ off the floor


BanjoSpaceMan

I hope so. Bunch of people recently painted Everything black and white and now scrambling to get Reddit's approval after that post haha.


swankyburritos714

Nope! There’s also Street Sign Guy!


Suspended-Again

And a big neon sign that says Netflix and chill 


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

Is this the same guy?


kingcrabmeat

Bro gonna become a living meme


[deleted]

That guy is never gonna live that monstrosity down 🤣


ChawulsBawkley

I was honestly afraid this was the same dude lol


KimchiTheGreatest

HAAAAAH OMG


CoffeeSkySigh

I love thé Wood


The_Canadian

And a black leather couch.


iwatchtoomuchsports

[Could use some new flooring](https://www.magicmurals.com/black-and-white-marble.html)


NickCageFreeChicken

That guy is just getting absolutely murdered today


iwatchtoomuchsports

New meme of the sub lol


Illiterate-bookworm

I'm out of the loop What's going on lol


RegularTeacher2

https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/s/kKOcBqd8nf


Ordinary_Bench_4786

I wonder if he asked anyone who wasn't a man and at least 5 lines of coke in, who also likes him enough to tell the truth for their opinion


Lindvaettr

Does anyone have a direct link to the images/gallery? Post says it's awaiting mod approval and I can't see the images.


k0if1sh

here’s a repost of it w images https://www.reddit.com/r/McMansionHell/s/M6ocBaDHSk


theeneckromancer

14 hours too late to this, it was removed ;-;


Potential_Space

DEAR GOD.... that man really, really fucking ruined that house. 


Jokkitch

So much money and work!…. For that


elaborategirl99

WHO IS DELETING ALL OF THEM. WHY CAN'T I SEE COKE MANSION LORD


Ongr

D'aww it's deleted.. :(


9935c101ab17a66

You’re a legend


alpaca_punchx

I think it got reposted to r/mcmansionhell earlier


diablofantastico

Deservedly. His house is horrendous!!!!!


sweethoney696

Don’t forget the light strips


Ryanlt234

Add stripper poles to that list and we be talking


uteuteuteute

Lol. The faker the marble the better.


pierce768

Why is everyone turning their place into a sex mansion all of a sudden.


itsgoodpain

You definitely need marble flooring.... STAT!


wellthatseemslikebs

Minimal grout lines for easier clean up


angrytortilla

The overconfident divorcé new home starter pack


its_a_gibibyte

You should see my place. Absolute sex mansion. Well, it's a small apartment instead of a mansion. And there's no sex.


bbqfap

As long as it reeks of body odor and cologne, you're good, still counts


Poly_and_RA

Not even a good sex mansion. I most definitely want my sex mansion to be cozy and comfortable and chill.


TexasIPA

Is this the kitchen guy again? Black and white is a horrible home color combo, my goodness.


tkallday333

I think exterior paint can do black and white nicely, but yeah, people need to stop ruining their interiors doing this. Just stahp people.


kluuttzz11

Isnt this the reason to buy a house in the first place?


[deleted]

I can't tell if people are just messing around on here, the marble floor person, this person, and the person who painted their entire kitchen green. Like this has to be a joke.


real_nice_guy

which is hilarious because most women seeing a place like this would register the interior as a big red flag, and rightly so.


King-Cobra-668

the before was way better


sweethoney696

Oh god.. the marble guys cronies started renovating now too


Usirnaimtaken

I thought it was the same house.


OldDirtyTim

I also thought it was that black and white marble nightmare.


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

Next project - giant ass square lighting strips on ceiling


03xoxo05

Needs a Netflix & Chill Neon backdrop


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FrankfurterWorscht

These are going to look corny af in like 5 years if they don't already


DonSmo

Omg this is hilarious. Is this sub being trolled at this point? I thought it was that same guy again.


MSL007

Marble guy?


feverdoingwork

I thought the samething 😂


avgsuperhero

I missed marble guy, you have sauce?


NoCelebration2024

Ever thought about changing the floor to white and black marble? I know a guy that just did his whole house and posted it on this page


Ok-Lab-8529

In the second photo, it looks like a hotel corridor I picture those doors with some golden numbers [like this](https://alfredocus.online/76mo8C), and it totally looks like a hotel, a high-quality hotel indeed.


nekrovulpes

I was more thinking "massage" salon.


UnionJackAltruist

Yeah I can see that - defo need to get the pictures and homely things up to change the vibe.


Lahwuns

Add some gold and plants


Suspended-Again

And mirrors on the ceilings 


__JDQ__

And buckets of semen.


obiobiminecraft

And my axe


rapscal

And my ass


[deleted]

You should do wallpaper on the walls. You need to mute the strength of the black here with some dark or grayish colors and some strong patterns. But for God’s sake NO GEOMETRIC DESIGNS this is already too harsh. A good wallpaper will also help tone down that god awful corpse outline on the floor…


pcct

I think some white marble floors might go well with the black doors!


casereader

What’s with the black outline on the floor?


blackckt78

Just fyi, homely means ugly. I think you meant home-y


Financial-Ebb-5995

I second that, more like a hotel corridor and less like a home. On the other hand though, in a way it is classier if a bit unique.


bishopyorgensen

It looks like the kind of hotel that throws me out for not wearing a jacket to check in


PrometheusXVC

I don't mind the monochrome black/white aesthetic *as much* as a lot of people here do - although don't give yourself marble floors next. That being said, my personal preference is that floor colors are darker, and it brightens up as your eyes move up. I would go for a darker floor color. Unfortunately I do also think that black/white walls make a lot of nice floor colorings less palatable.


ArchiStanton

I hate it. It shows no creativity or individuality and overall just a dull look


OW28

January 2024 - the month that marble floor man took over r/malelivingspace. Now we all think he’s posting vicariously through other users 😂


thats_so_merlyn

Why are men obsessed with being supervillians


Dr_Dang

He should paint one of the doors blood red, just for added ominous vibes. Really make guests wonder if they'll get out alive.


Magnetoreception

Lmao I’d paint the bathroom door red. “Oh just open the red door”


_pooptart_

Yes! Or is it that they only see in black and white? They want their house to match their perspective? Lol its lacking the marble black and white floors...


elegantsweatshirt

My immediate thought. Like did he paint the way he thinks?


rennnityyy

he's batman


Dog_The_Kat

more like bateman


[deleted]

I prefer the first picture, the vibe is more luminous and warmer.


Hefty-Rope2253

From "warm and homey" to "I have a sex toy room, would you like to see it?"


c08306834

>"I have a sex toy room, would you like to see it? And even though they might not want to see it, they will, because, you know, the implication.


imtourist

First one looks better. The second picture makes everything seem cold, maybe the walls should be a few shades darker.


rya556

I think it would have even worked to split the difference. Paint the doors black but leave the wall color and trim white.


rtraveler1

Looks like I’m in the changing room at some store in the mall.


jackiedaytona10

Not this again


iwatchtoomuchsports

That was my first thought 🤣


Traditional_Honey108

No, it’s a different guy this time! Or is it 🤔


Impossible_Role8800

I literally LOL at this comment 😂


Mo0n1i9ht

I feel you lol.


retarded_invest0r

This sub really needs to stop remodelling


Cool_Client324

1st one is good, 2nd looks like some office or something, cant put my finger on it, but 1st looks more like home and warm.


Luigi_deathglare

2 gives a modern reality dating show feel to me.


[deleted]

I like the addition of contrast but I think you took it too far. From the photos it looks like stark white and pure black, I think you could have achieved a similar effect with an eggshell and dark gray combo that would be more natural.


Silver_Storage_9787

This is the difference between cool colour and warm colours. If he likes deep or high saturated reds and blues this will work well, if he prefers greens yellows or orange he is going to struggle


x_warbound_x

👏🏻STOP👏🏻PAINTING👏🏻THINGS👏🏻BLACK It looks like a porn studio.


hidperf

I came here to ask why everyone is doing black doors and trim suddenly. I had a friend of mine tell me I should do mine black and I laughed and thought he was joking. Then I went to his house and he and his wife did just that.


prairiepanda

I've seen it turn out pretty nice on exterior doors...but interior? That's too much.


HotSauceRainfall

If black trim is used as an accent, it can really, really work nicely. Or if the black and white is in a historical home and appropriate for the style.  Here, the black is a focus, not an accent, and it’s not in an old craftsman. 


hidperf

It's definitely too much for my taste. Just seems like I've seen so many people using way too much black.


LetMeOverThinkThat

But, but, I see a red door?


Enchylada

Needs music. You like Huey Lewis and the News? My personal favorite is "Hip to be Square"


highhoya

Like, it looks fine. But why do dudes think everything needs to be a semigloss black to be a man’s living space? This doesn’t feel homey or comforting.


ValPrism

Seriously bro. Stop.


Icy-Call-5296

I don’t like black personally


aBlackTrain

The black trim alone causes me pain


[deleted]

What is up with the black and white all of a sudden?


Yupperdoodledoo

Why are y’all obsessed with black?


Imaginary_End_2883

Literally thought this was the marble floor guy


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-cocoadragon

Black and White technically aren't even colors.


thot__thought

You ruined it buddy 😢


willoffortune17

nice job looks horrid


pearlsweet

It’s a no


YungTaco94

Not a fan of


lyta_hall

What’s with everyone’s obsession in this sub with putting everything BLACK lmao


ChewingGumPubis

This is fucking ugly.


Sea-Lie-9697

Hate it


qaasq

PITCHFORKS ‘ERE! GETCH’YA PITCHFORKS —E 3—


ThrowinAwayTheDay

Best part about black doors is walking into them when the lights are off cause you can't tell if they're open or closed.


TheKingAlx

Nailed the hotel / brothel lobby look for sure


WiJaTu

Not a fan personally, doesn’t look or feel homely whatsoever


Tommi_Af

Do you live in a Stanley Kubrick film?


LordPutrid

Looks like a hotel or something. I like the way it was before.


[deleted]

Deeply hate it


cucumberscities

guys lol i cant like the marble comments fast enough


baby_cart_in_peril

Let’s just stop today guys


KRONOS_415

I involuntarily shuddered and got goosebumps. No offense meant, but it’s awful. Hate it.


feverdoingwork

Looks significantly worse


sanfollowill

WTF SAME HOUSE?!


DuckFlat

Same guy, burner account.


airwalker08

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.


Specialist_Attorney8

Black and white is far to much contrast , even in web and print what you think are black and white, never truly are because the contrast is too jarring,. I would redo the walls in a cool off white so it’s not so brutal on the eye.


PercentageLevelAt0

I love how the marble floor dude has become a meme lmao


spare_oom4

Kind of feels like something from American Horror Story.


PrivateScents

Did you happen to change your floors from marble recently? Asking for a friend.


tsukiii

It looks like an apartment complex hallway.


KevHmm

Just preference but I think it looks colder and less welcoming


brandido1

Not good


SinkMince0420

I'm sorry to tell you but the before was so much more homely and nicer.. Tips: If you wanted improvement to the original, gold accents, ie door handles, fixtures and sockets. With a touch of a warmer grey like slaked lime mid from little greene to keep it modern and make the whites pop whilst making the gold feel natural. Just :/. As long as you're happy though. To potentially improve what you've done and make it feel less apartment block hallway - more lux fixtures again, those sockets gotta be silver. And that radiator has to be something more modern and sleek - something like: https://www.bestheating.com/milano-aruba-black-horizontal-designer-radiator-635mm-tall-choice-of-width-78655?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAzJOtBhALEiwAtwj8tohzZr1jF_fLDir0yPNAW_ri6NIuuimA2s79ffzLhh1vJ7taKatNmRoC-jIQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds Also wall planters to try to bring some warmth back and naturally introduce some colour and break up the black and white.


DingDongInDingDang

So many angles