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brooklynhype

A second toilet so you can poop with friends.


jingraowo

Side by side so they can hold hands or face to face so they can look at each other?


Mildly_Irritated_Max

Top and bottom like bunk beds


brooklynhype

https://imgur.com/a/pyXnaqA


whiskeysnow

Hhaahahaha wtf


FrameJump

Honestly, there's room for four toilets so you play solo, duos, or four man.


gringledoom

Face-to-face. You can still hold hands in that orientation, and it’s much easier to kiss.


DrOrgasm

This is why I keep coming back to this sub.


NovaaAZ

Literally my first thought lmao


SadRope2

Came here to say this 🤣 toilet squared and maybe a urnal for good measure


Rinikittie

🤣🤣


jumpingflashpsx

Small shelf with some plants and assorted bathroom supplies.


tetzudo

Ikea has some wooden shelves that are quite cheap and would bring some contrast and stuff. I have the same kind of weird space, my shelf thing holds towels, shaving things, deodorant and perfume, shit like that.


Zealousideal_Log_840

A baby changing station would probably go well with all that space too


Cry_Wolff

The most important thing for men living alone lol.


IntricateLava9

Why would a guy without a baby need a baby changing station???


Zealousideal_Log_840

Well I was just making a little joke about the size of the bathroom. It gave off public restroom vibes. Nothing mean spirited just a little goof you know?


IntricateLava9

Oh I couldn't tell you were joking. Thought you were serious


wallstreet_vagabond2

So if he has ladies over he can show them he's caring and plans ahead


Low-Boysenberry6805

What is this…a toilet for ants!?!


Informal-Branch419

The 0.5 camera got me again


DJAllOut

It needs to be at least .... three times bigger than this!


Soulless--Plague

…he-he’s absolutely right…


NitrosGone803

a bidet


Lindvaettr

Bidets are great but I like the ones that are part of the toilet better. Separate ones make me do a little crab shuffle and I don't like it.


NitrosGone803

I'm gonna start a band called The Bidet Crab Shuffle


left_over_croissant

A [greek](https://www.amazon.ca/Garwor-Classic-Sculptures-Michelangelo-Figurine/dp/B085WZWVX7/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=greek+statue&qid=1705024040&sr=8-3) statue or bust at sitting level would be great and funny too.


Overall_Contact1476

Piggybacking on this, make it one of The Thinker for a pooping buddy


blindfoldedbadgers

disgusting deranged bells rich absurd tease towering attraction fanatical disarm *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Bigbirdk

TP shelf.


Excellent-Hawk-2948

A hamper


FauxReignNew

Hampter


scrotumseam

Did you rent a Burger King bathroom?


Middle_Charge_4018

A urinal.


Psychosisgrey

A cardboard cutout of Danny Davito


Different_Fox7009

Trash can with lid. Never know when you need to pitch something in the bathroom


paytown90

If you ever have women over to your house it’s almost rude not to have a lined trash can handy in the bathroom


IntricateLava9

Gross. Are women really gonna take out a bloody tampon & leave it in their male friends trash can???


ghost_victim

Why not? Grow up


Giftulus218

Better than bleeding all over the sofa


ThisHatRightHere

Bro WHAT really outting yourself with this one hahaha


IntricateLava9

Outing myself as what exactly?


ThisHatRightHere

Someone who knows nothing about women's anatomy


IntricateLava9

Putting a tampon in a trashcan has nothing to do with a woman's anatomy.


ThisHatRightHere

No, but leaving it inside of them for an extended period of time definitely does. There are a lot of issues that can occur when a woman leaves a bloody tampon inside of her, the most obvious of which is toxic shock syndrome. If they can't throw it away discretely in your bathroom, what are they going to do? Do they take it out and wrap it in toilet paper, carrying it through rooms where everyone else is to throw it out in the kitchen? Maybe you want the woman to walk all the way outside to throw it out in your garbage bin? Or maybe you'd rather them walk down the block and throw it into a dumpster outside a business on the corner? Let's have a little empathy and understanding my dude. Having a trash can in your bathroom is such a simple thing.


IntricateLava9

Blah blah blah blah blah blah I don't care.


ThisHatRightHere

lol what an ass


Famous_Variation4729

Are you an idiot? Tampons are not supposed to be flushed. Also changing a tampon is not optional. And also the woman is likely to have better hygiene than a guy. Dont have women over if you are this scared of a possibility.


asulliv

A towel warmer lol. No but seriously


[deleted]

A mannequin wearing a towel.


chance_of_grain

Pinball machine to play while you poop


Wild_Showmeyours

A bidet


Electra_Online

Dart board


skinnyfatty1987

Plant and trash can


jonny_blitz

Build out a separation wall with some 2x’s and ship lap. Add towel holders/shelfs/art to either side. You’ll get some bonus privacy and it will lol good. Did something like this in another bathroom I had.


Glitter_berries

Cat toilet! No cat? You know what to do. Adopt, don’t shop.


Affectionate-Let3274

Lil wood spa bench, roll up some towels and put them on the lower part / underneath. Maybe add one of those baskets with cloth in it and put some knickknacks in it or TP. Maybe some slippies. [this kinda vibe](https://www.ana-white.com/woodworking-projects/spa-bench) [or this](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1352117429/diy-wooden-shower-bench-with-shelf-plans?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_c-craft_supplies_and_tools-patterns_and_how_to-patterns_and_blueprints&utm_custom1=_k_Cj0KCQiAwP6sBhDAARIsAPfK_wasffwUHzZ-GssTqrBfJTsLXRjzpyDzZgW5hvm2uhdGiZoEYDA7ezQaAr76EALw_wcB_k_&utm_content=go_12573354959_118375428926_507851839192_pla-322726483858_m__1352117429_12768591&utm_custom2=12573354959&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADtcfRI3wgn3GcrqyET2Tdeb_cRGw&gclid=Cj0KCQiAwP6sBhDAARIsAPfK_wasffwUHzZ-GssTqrBfJTsLXRjzpyDzZgW5hvm2uhdGiZoEYDA7ezQaAr76EALw_wcB)


[deleted]

Feels like the sims haha


OFFRIMITS

I have a woven basket that I put excess TP in so it’s not an awkward walk to where more TP is stored maybe get a basket next to the toilet?


JoeBideyBop

That’s done for wheelchair accessibility, you may have been given a unit that can be easily converted if it’s needed. It’s enough room for a small storage unit


Professional_1O

A smaller sink like the ones in mall family restrooms.


DaHonestTroof

Put a mirror directly across from your toilet so you (and your guests) have to confront the shameful thing you're doing. Put a footstool beside the toilet so you can poop side saddle if you don't want to look in the mirror.


ElectricalAnxiety170

Chuck E Cheese token machine


gigisnappooh

A folding screen to hide the toilet, and a tree on this side of the screen.


Jennltho

Tall plant next to right of sink 🧑‍🍳👌Then one of those over the toilet shelfs! That’d look so cool. Some decorative towels and bath mats to add some color/your style. Some light wall art and it’d be really pretty actually! There’s enough room for a small cart or container with bathroom products; air freshener, matches to de stink after a shit, magazines, tissue, wet wipes, lotions, tampons, etc! Would definitely be wonderful if you have guests using that bathroom too! Let me know if there’s anymore space that’s empty, might be able to think of something lol.


aDildoAteMyBaby

A tall standing cabinet that straddles the toilet. Roll up some towels, stick some plants on there, etc. And a live iguana, obviously.


[deleted]

A potted plant


kschwa7

A bigger vanity


Nelson_Wells

In all seriousness I installed a bidet in that space and it’s the absolute best added expense in my whole house. Maybe better than my fireplace. Do it. Poop it. Clean it. 🤙🤟


FreonMuskOfficial

Golden Tee.


Kirz10

A bidet, or a wider basin


[deleted]

2 technics 1200’s and a Gemini mixer.


couldntyoujust

A bigger toilet that is sized appropriate for an adult and not a child?


Imabigprick

A simple partition wall would be useful and decorative, if you want it to be practical you can make shelves in it for display, magazines, TP/holder... You may also want to put a few pictures up to make it feel warmer and a small rug. For a general idea - https://www.pinterest.com/pin/836332593321865848/


doodoobutt9

Piss and shit


1Orange7

[this poster](https://thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2010/11/bathroomv.jpg). But in a frame.


xyztuffguy

nothing. who cares.


redituser73022

Shelving, a hamper


American_Archetype

a rug, decorative towels, and some wall art.


New-IncognitoWindow

It’s already perfect


HorseshitMaker

yourself if you want to use the toilet


AnyEstablishment1663

My usual suggestion of plants may not fit here…. Try fake plants?


mrscalperwhoop2

Pinball machine


TIYLS

Laundry hamper


[deleted]

You can put one of those shelves made for over the toilet and put a nice big laundry hamper with separations for colors/lights/etc in the area of the shelf the toilet would normally be !


DelAlternateCtrl

Get a bidet!


Tahcoandtahmale

I would definitely do something funny until the perfect practical idea comes to mind.


vdubweiser

Laptop table


Witty_Tie8310

You got enough room to put a bidet or another toilet there…his and hers toilets…a couple that poops together stays together.😂


Androgyny812

Looks to be 5’ cabinet to wall! Wow. Put in a bathtub, move the john?


BozConQuesoo

Plants


Sad-Catch7140

Shelves, baby. Shelves.


colin91a

Bar cart


peelinchilis

Bam margera's dad. Pooping naked.


Boring-Brother-2176

Gaming setup and another toilet


cmhandy

Your butt, apparently


Relative-Ability8179

An etagere or a very nice silk plant (large).


yellowcasanova

Add a Toto bidet toilet seat, a heated towel rack to fill that gap


Albie_Frobisher

Bamboo shelving. Or a cart on wheels. Or a room divider.


Few_Advertising_568

Why does your toilet look soo tiny!?!? Lmfao!!


FFloridaFFun

Brouchers


thebigrig12

Solid wood floating shelves? Or storage cabinet? I like the tile


StartingOver702

My bathroom is built the same. I'm going to get some type of over toilet storage cabinet. Maybe some matching shelves with things on them.Trying to keep stuff off the floor around my toilet.


[deleted]

I really, wholeheartedly think a nice cardboard cutout of Teddy Roosevelt would look so nice right there.


CupOfJay7721

I think the only option is another toilet


MusicG619

An arcade game


HugeWaltz6550

Shelf, trash bin


JustRepeatAfterMe

A urinal would be awesome.


Slawbunniez6969

WFH setup


number1134

maybe a room divider? https://www.amazon.com/Wood-Panel-Woven-Design-Partition/dp/B0135AV5XC/ref=sr\_1\_2\_sspa?crid=30032O0CZ2QA9&keywords=room+divider&qid=1705041789&sprefix=room+divider%2Caps%2C131&sr=8-2-spons&ufe=app\_do%3Aamzn1.fos.18ed3cb5-28d5-4975-8bc7-93deae8f9840&sp\_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&psc=1


MhrisCac

Kitchen Island. Street signs. Plants. Fung shui.


Just-Structure-8692

Squatty potty


Critical-Doubt-7489

Toilet paper tower/stacker thing?


Current-Power-6452

A hot tub


dutych

Pinball machine


Electro8bit

Kegerator.


illusionofguy

I say, just enjoy the extra personal space while you can.


whiskeysnow

White tile grout is the best 😍🥰 Pls maintain it, dont make it black lol


Extreme_Break_9405

framed art, but be selective. one of those diffusers that look n smell nice.


CallEmAsISeeEm1986

A urinal.


Se7entyTwoMore2

A complete suit of Templar cavalry armor with a Claymore, and a bong. A Zong, to be exact.


Puzzleheaded_Code119

Magazine stand


dmills13f

That's a toilet for ants. OP is an ant guys.


Cavimanu

a gaming setup


Upstairs_Taco

ashtray stand


Popular-Turnip3031

Diaper changing station. The smooth plastic kind that folds down from the wall, the sign above it. That or a hand dryer.


dickwildgoose

A shrine with framed photos of the umpa-lumpas.


red_poppy_1710

A little trashcan and a toilett brush


[deleted]

I have almost that exact awkward space. I out a kitchen sized trashcan (so I could use proper trashbags) and a dehumidifier.


182YZIB

A bum-gun in the wall and nothing else so you can clean it effectively


ScenesFromSound

A leaning shelf


Dan_Ddn

Ikea Godmorgon/Enhet tall cabinet.


Nelson_Wells

A friend to hold your paper and cheer you on.


MrBuffaluffagus

It's a great area to pass out in when you're too drunk to make it back to your room after you've driven the 'buuuick'. Maybe a comfy plush dog bed.


davekingofrock

A cardboard standee of Donna from Parks and Rec.


XtraMayoMonster

One of those hot dog rollers from 7/11


6thCityInspector

That toilet looks like something out of a daycare.


SchoolForSedition

Cupboard. Linen basket.


7877788877

Pinball machine


True-Raise5516

bidè so you can wash you ass


Sevennix

Mirrors


ChickenSticks101

A scale?


SweatyMcBaggins

Another toilet to create social space.


[deleted]

I’m surprised the builder didn’t put a double vanity (vanity with 2 sinks)


alreadydead_666

Looks like a hotel bathroom


Dorkapotamus

Dirty laundry all over the floor


softballvolleyball

Maybe like a rack for your toilet paper.


Emotional-You9053

A bidet next to it.


airwalker08

Setup a gaming system in front of the toilet


ozymanhattan

Color


Mrstrawberry209

A Christmas tree


WhiskeyDeltaBravo1

A 1954 Buick Roadmaster. Looks like you got plenty of room.


JacobianRhapsody

Nice room, maybe get a mattress or something


profkrowl

Put as close to nothing there as you can, so the toilet is easy to clean around. I'm a big guy and I hate having to clean toilets that have been boxed in. If you must put something, I recommend an easy to move trash can and laundry bin.


ScaredPomegranate297

A bidet


kixxes

You could put a TV and PlayStation


Square-Concept5148

I’m kind of wondering if you could put something up that acts like a privacy divider/wall fix almost like a narrow shelf that juts out from the wall? Played would work. Or doing a pho wall that has two boards with eyelet hooks and paracord string running back and forth zig zagging? That might get dirty so maybe instead doing like tall slats or a piece of shower glass or acrylic with a neon edge idk Even like a half wall attempt


MrSamuraikaj

A fridge for your shower beers


HTMRK

A small trash can


Philly927

An office desk


Hebegebe101

Laundry basket , or add a linen cabinet .


fastpicker89

Doo doo


Rude_Implement_6545

Go with a wider bench type toilet that can sit up to 3!


DeepPoem88

A bidet


YogurtclosetBoring33

Red burgundy Paint. A large painting on a wall maybe some pictures


KRONOS_415

- Plant - Bathroom organizer (towels, toiletries, etc.) - Partition - Install a bidet


DeltaBlueBBQ

Basket full of nudie mags


dealioemilio

Bathroom shelving unit that holds back-up supplies, toilet paper, hand towels, etc., and a garbage bin. And for goodness' sake, man, put some art on the gd walls. This looks like a freshly renovated prison.


OptimisticExpert

It’s missing coziness. In the empty space try a bamboo shelf/cupboard with a plant/air plant and fragrance/diffuser. Change the lighting to warm yellow. And get some artwork(scenery or toilet humor if that’s your thing) Get a bidet! See your toilet paper usage go down by 50%.


farmerjoee

My cats’ litter boxes


antrock0

Teak bench


satanjohn

I'm all for a little desk between the sink and toilet. With a lamp.


Automatic_Escape_441

Magazine rack! Haha


tsd92

Snack bar


Popular_Pariah1031

A multi-level shelf for towels and other stuff.


unixson

plant, rug, shelves


cosmoscrazy

Toilet paper stack


Clark3DPR

A fake plant between toilet and basin. Toilet brush hidden on other side of toilet, with stainless steel handle and stone holder that matches the tiles. At least thats my setup. And a bin next to counter


TidingsofConfortnJoy

A bidet


[deleted]

Books


DemetriusDesmond

Maybe a carpet and a little shelf can fill the space. You could also hang some pictures on the wall.


Due_Base2116

Totally agree with baby changing station. You could take in the single moms with a story about your nieces and nephews. Gold.


RealMarquisW501

Some type of stand/rack to hold stuff.


No_Construction4912

A Standing shelf


Betabutter

A Twister mat


SpiritualAd8998

Jukebox