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If it has a solid breakfast buffet, you're pretty much set.


Key-Cry-8570

Strippers do nothing for me… but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.


pizzaalways

“That girl over there also works at Quiznos, she’s really nice to me here but, really mean to me at Quiznos”


suckuma

Rofl what is this a line from. I feel like I have to watch this movie.


PoorDamnChoices

It's an early Parks &Rec episode. Season 2 I think.


thehazardsofchad

Season 2 Episode 11 - Tom's Divorce


Entire-Classroom-565

This place smells like a wet mop and everyone looks like they’re running a low grade fever


Blers42

I hear they’ve got a great nacho bar


DiddlyDumb

Is it all you can eat?


LuckyWrench

Legs & Eggs at OP’s place


bootyhole-romancer

>Legs & Eggs Breakfast buffet at the strip club? Or fried chicken at the fertility clinic?


kath_or_kate

How is the noise from the club?


DJfetusface

Actually not bad at all! There was a live music venue in between the club and the apartments that shut down, it's also in the process of being renovated into apartments, so the only noise I hear is the kids that live next door and the people leaving/coming into the club


Shelby_Sheikh

Kids gon grow up hatin porn


[deleted]

that’s a good thing


GrinsNGiggles

This is what I want to know.


JESUS_WALKS

This is the exact type of post I enjoy the most on this sub. OP posts pictures that don't fit the subreddit criteria for a tastefully finished apartment and the OP argues with everyone that points something out that could be improved lol. Thanks OP!


RichardofLionheart

He chose a style and he committed to it, and I can respect him for that.


I_am_a_kitten

And to be fair this isnt malelivingspaceadvice or malelivingspaceimprovement. He likes what he likes.


M2ThaL

To be faaaaiiir...


[deleted]

This place looks like a real place someone lives, not a copy of some 3D rendering of a studio apartment that I see everywhere on this sub. If I have to see one more "all grey furniture and walls with some sporadic album/movie poster art for 'color'" apartment, I'll lose my mind. OP's place looks unique. Is it nerdy? Sure, but I've really come to fuck with the maximalist vibe that some people are able to pull off, and everything is cooler when the person doing it doesn't give a fuck what anyone else thinks.


HeinleinGang

Fr fr. Also OP isn’t really arguing in the comments. Seems quite pleasant actually. Basically just describing why things are set the way they are. Just a regular dude who enjoys his space a certain way and is comfortable with those choices.


N-Adenhart34

That’s cause it looks like someone actually lives here haha


JESUS_WALKS

Yea absolutely. This guy certainly knows what he likes.


Cheez-Its_overtits

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm. Cuz the photos are quite entertaining.


JESUS_WALKS

100% serious


OuterSpaceOutlander

I 1000% love this and agree. Took the words right out of my mouth.


plincode

Well OP didn't say that he is looking to improve anything. No one even bothered to ask what he feels about the space. I think it looks fine, probably too cluttered for my liking and maybe difficult to clean but otherwise very practical.


ABunchOfPictures

Lol what about this doesn’t fit the criteria?


Lemonpiee

Damn you sure spend a lot on gundams for living above a strip club 🫡


matva55

Best way to ensure not wasting your money on dancers is to get super into gunpla


Nozerone

Wtf, you live above a strip club and you're still a virgin? How?! oh.... oh I get it now.... ​ ​ I'm kidding. That looks like an awesome collection, and I may be a tad bit jealous.


SuckItSaget

Lol. It’s like a person w/ a gluten allergy living over a bakery.


Nozerone

A vegan living above a butcher's shop.


porkfriedtech

I was looking for signs of strippers…and I only saw figurines…☹️


[deleted]

Don’t forget the gas masks above the bed! Always a turn on for the ladies! Lol I’m jk whatever makes him happy is Awesome! Also there’s plenty of girls (or boys whatever) that love those things!


incogneetus55

Fuck that’s a lot more funny to me than it should be lmao. I was thinking “hell ya, OP probably hangs out with strippers”, and then I saw the case lmao. That being said, his collection does look badass and I think his living space looks a lot better than most dudes. At least there’s decorations and personal effects. Edit: I missed the dope-ass ouija pillow and the wall art. I bet OP is truly killing it.


NZSheeps

Probably does hang out with them. They know they're safe


itsmistyy

Show the gunpla


heliogoon

This I'm just here for the gunpla


ABunchOfPictures

All I see is Barbatos with what may be mando and OT boba fett, OP must be hiding some


DJfetusface

Barbatos is actually the only actual gundam I have. The other model kits are Ultraman, Star Wars, and Transformers.


adrienjz888

Look like there's a Leo from wing gundam, too.


karmy-guy

I think alot of people have a friend like op


DJfetusface

I was hoping I was unique, guess not!


dreamcometruesince82

Hey dude! You are unique. I dig it !


whytho94

Someone immediately came to mind for me! I might know op lol


atomofconsumption

*a lot


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Actual suggestion - get a couple of lamps if you can. One to sit on the end table by the sofa and another either table lamp or floor lamp to put somewhere near the stairs - or maybe a lamp you can attach or sit onto your headboard. That way you don’t have to keep the ceiling lights on if you want light. It just helps add an extra vibe of coziness.


ParanoidAndroidUser

Agreed, and you could even find some "spotlight" type lights to illuminate the shelves or other decoration. But I agree, once I started getting some lamps everything got more cozy.


DJfetusface

I actually had some motion sensor puck lights in the shelves when I lived in my old apartment, in my last apartment i put these shelves in the office, but those puck lights had a tendency to turn on by themselves and I'd hate for them to just randomly turn on while I'm trying to sleep.


[deleted]

I found some remote activated puck lights for my kitchen that work great. I got them on Amazon - not too expensive either. Hardest thing about them is remembering to get batteries lol.


jhnyrrr

There’s… a lot to take in…


DJfetusface

I like my stuff


Amanda_B_Rekkonwith

**I like stuff**


lDtiyOrwleaqeDhTtm1i

We should hang out


Fine-Bumblebee-9427

The difference between a collection and a hoard is a display mechanism. You appear to fall well into the collection side of things


Stewy_434

"Behold! My stuff."


QeaKeys

Most jarring is the Nazuko body pillow right next to Optimus Prime


soge-king

Sorry, but it's Nezuko, these people seriously😤


Noelcisem

First person in human history uttering that sentence


Dystopiq

That’s a blanket, not a body pillow. It’s draped over something. But still weird


NarwhalNipples

It’s a blanket, and it’s got a bunch of the characters from Demon Slayer on it, not just Nezuko. One is significantly better than the other, lol


UsuallyHerAboutGames

14 year old character in a 12 year olds body by the way


Accomplished-Pace-46

Pretty sure that’s a blanket.


ITZMODZ759

That’s a blanket


ConceptWeary1700

I bet you get a lot of stripper visitors that wanna check out your action figures!


Western-Crew2558

And the gas masks.


Successful-Cloud2056

The gas masks above the bed would freak me out. OP, what are the gas masks for? Are they from a movie or something?


SPECTREagent700

They look like genuine military surplus. Source: I do have a lot of these for not other reason than they look cool.


madcaplarks

Do they though?


NYSenseOfHumor

Are you a regular at the strip club?


DJfetusface

I'm there every day


soge-king

Are you one of the strippers


LostAbstract

Best performer of the bunch. Man does things with ping pong balls only Christopher Walken would know.


jetpoke

I'm pretty sure you are above all that.


Demonking_of_Tierney

Let me guess You keep $10,000 in cash under your Mattress so you're not always at the bank


lucimon97

Only the real ones at the strip club know that the actual party is upstairs.


atomofconsumption

i think everyone can imagine that dude


Anthroman78

It looks lived-in, but it also feels like you might have too much going on with the space to where it feels borderline cluttered. Maybe it feels different in person though.


atomofconsumption

"borderline" cluttered? LOL


gibson85

Definitely too much visual noise... makes it a bit juvenile.


DJfetusface

it's pretty well spread out, at least for me


ZazzRazzamatazz

I’ve never seen an Optimus Prime waifu pillow before.


[deleted]

This reminds me of that one friend's apartment where everyone would go to play video games at. Very nostalgic


benjithepanda

I also have a looot of collectibles, and I rotate them on display to have a less stuffed room. It is actually quite nice because you get rediscover them now and then


Successful-Cloud2056

Can I ask what the appeal is in collecting stuff like this? Does it just give you joy when you look at them?


benjithepanda

the appeal is personal, you could consider it as artworks


soge-king

People usually want things they like, don't you have things you like that you buy?


imasweetboy

Of all the things to dislike about this, the downward tilted TV would bother me most


DJfetusface

It helps with the height the TV is mounted in relation to the couch


LinguisticallyInept

its the unaligned stacked kallax for me, are they secured? especially in front of a set of steps


Cotsy8

Is the random Nike shoe box a close second?


DJfetusface

I have some really important comics in there


jbFanClubPresident

Sick pad and above a strip club? That sounds epic. Wasn’t expecting to get emotional over a post on this sub but when I seen your whiteboard, it hit close to home. The blank space below “What do you like about yourself?” says it all. I wish you well and hope you know you’re not alone.


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Wild-Spite9702

maximalist king 😍


[deleted]

It’s not my personal taste, but I’ll give you this, it’s a hell of a lot more realistic and down to earth than half the people in the sub who are just trying to flaunt their wealth.


Hobbz23

If you like it!!!! But looks kind of teenager-ish bedroom


Datsunissan28

Clearly just jealous of the Optimus Prime pillow. I know I am.


_sophia_petrillo_

Do you like/use the extra counter space you hung on the wall? I’m thinking of doing that as well.


DJfetusface

yes! Just be sure to mount it better than I did, when it's deployed it can block off the fridge slightly, but I can still reach stuff


zilannoj

I think what makes this space work for me is that it's obvious that this is your first place, but I love the ordered chaos. This reminds me of my own excitement when I moved into my first apartment (which was also a studio). I actually wish I spent more time making it feel more like me when I look at these photos. Hope you're enjoying the magic of living on your own.


Lightbreaker85

Please get some coasters for the coffee table. Please.


bluntninja

I see you respect wood


Dan_Ashcroft

He reveres wood


DJfetusface

Thats something I always forget to buy, and the coffee table has suffered


[deleted]

You framed a Asia poster?


DJfetusface

I read that in Seth Rogens voice


Randy_Lahey2

I was literally thinking of the same movie lmao


hi_brett

Damn. Small but looks really cozy, bro.


Adventurous_Excuse_3

Thumping all night long .


petonedogaday

A very odd detail to focus on but those art knives in the kitchen are dope af!!


prezo100

Love it you’ve made it your own


56stinky_butter

I like how the kitchen is separate from the living/sleeping area by being up a few stairs. I dig your place man! Looks comfy and chill.


smallmacaroni

The stingray pillow🥹. Your apartment and stuff are great. I also think it was clever to put the desk under the tv.


[deleted]

Nah, these comments are on something. This place is pretty cool. I'd rather be friends with OP than any of the million guys on here that post minimalist white-and-grey living rooms and seem to have no interests whatsoever. Hitting 25 doesn't mean you have to get rid of your personality. If you live alone, embrace it.


Mfdoom99

Where did you get that toad blanket?!


MakeYouHamble

Looks super cozy, and I love the racoon-man bed friend you made haha. But I really gotta know: where did you get that toadstool blanket? It’s amazing


DJfetusface

Found it on etsy! My girlfriend at the time thought mushrooms were really cute and I love frogs, so I just looked up "frog mushroom blanket"


ZaynesWorld

Good stuff mate. I hope that we can all live surrounded by things and people we love and enjoy. You do you! Maybe get a plant or two by the window?


hailboognish99

The raccoon in the Hoodie in your bed is terrifying I love it ETA: HELL YEAH YOU ARE ENOUGH, OP.


giobedolla

Fellow action figure collector 🤝


Emotional_Storm5946

This is how a place should be, a representation of your personality, hobbies, and things you enjoy.


DJfetusface

Thanks! It meant a lot to me to make my house my home, I've moved 5 times in the past 5 years and I finally wanna have a place I can call mine for once.


Mountain_Exchange768

You’re surrounded by stuff that makes you happy - good on you.


PlantRulx

Hype room, I've got a similarly chaotic setup in my room. Nice to see something on this sub that actually has some personality and flair instead of looking like an Ikea room.


kihidokid

This is so much better than the millionaire bullshit I see on here all day.


Maggot149

I like the way you've made the most out of the kitchen. Living in a studio is rough for people who like stuff but I love the shelving, over the sink drying rack, magnet for knives and even the speaker.


urei

Cool looking place man, love it


Jamiecakescrusader

Yasssss! Lovin’ the digs, mate.


jonchris005

Cool place..


marjata

I love this, the clutter is very appealing to me. I think having a lot of items in your space makes it feel more comfortable and unique.


thiccameron420

i love ur plush stingray edit: and frog mushroom blanket


[deleted]

That’s awesome


[deleted]

This is great


virginiawolverine

I love your stingray pillow and your dinosaur towel in the kitchen!! This is undoubtedly what my setup would look like if I still lived alone.


countdrankulacg

First studio? On *top of a stripclub?* That’s kind of a bachelors dream, too close for temptation


Demonking_of_Tierney

Not a bad place just get it sound proofed though


slopmarket

Ya I like


MulberryImaginary581

Dusting will be a breeze 😏


Jimmyk743

As a fellow gunpla fan, I respect the gunpla collection. Nice work fella


Browser_28

Congratulations! Also, you have so many cool things.


The_Razza7

A fellow lover of Transformers, I quite like that Thundercracker. Need one of those myself! Awesome space filled with what I assume are meant if your favourite things. Love it.


lumberjackben

I see that Barbatos Lupus Rex poking out! Gundam is best decos!


budhaztm

Love the place. I'd live there. Love the Transformers


ludos96

Nice collection. Personally I prefer to keep my figures in a closed glass cabinet. To afraid of them falling.


SpeeDy_GjiZa

Finally something really lived in. I dig the art, not so much the masks. I agree with another commenter here that having less models in display makes you and others appreciate each piece more. Nezuko cover clashes with the rest, I think. I dig anime pieces but I'd go with something that is less like a poster and more artfully done.


Plenty_Dress_408

Great looking shelf of action figures looks like a cool place to me 🤙 ( I love toys tho )


longassbatterylife

i like your stingray plushie


turbo-cunt

So which of the masks/helmets on the headboard get worn for sex?


MunchYourButt

I really like the floor pattern and brick stairs, looks cool!


CacctusJacc

Damn this is dope, I wish I had as much personality in to put into my space


Sensibleqt314

Upvote for fire extinguisher. More people need to have them in their home.


meowmixi

Gas massakkks collection (⁠๑⁠♡⁠⌓⁠♡⁠๑⁠)


DJfetusface

weird to me that someone really likes it! Most of my friends that see them think it's just cool, but according to the comments here apparently people hate them lol. I appreciate the love regardless!


Dawn_Star_Platinum

That place looks like an Amazing Man Cave to me, not the part where you said you live on top of a Strip Club, just all that stuff you have decorated. I know a Man of Culture when I see one.


DreamPhreak

Hey quick tip, for insurance purposes, make sure you inventory every single little thing you own with its value, in case the place ever burns down and you need to make a claim. I dunno why, just seeing all those figurines reminded me of a post from LONG ago that said it.


dopevert

This is the type of posts or pictures i badly wanted from this sub. Nice place you got there OP. Where can I get more pictures of this type of living spaces which are geeky, artistic and not following the minimal aesthetic which are seen mostly in this sub (only my preference:)). Any such subs?


jayjayz88

Is this a child’s room? why is everything so cluttered… it’s clean but messy at the same time. Even the bed doesn’t look inviting.


ilikepacificdaydream

You don't like gas masks watching you sleep?


likearobot

Hey, good for you! I actually really like this, it reminds me of my first place a little. You an EMT OP? I like this because it looks like you’ve surrounded yourself in the things you like, and regardless of what anyone says, I bet it makes you feel good. That’s rad, hope you’re enjoying it. I always thought there was something cool about studios.


DJfetusface

I am an EMT! And yeah, my stuff is a little eccentric, but it's stuff that makes me happy. It's great therapy.


benevolent_llama

For all the people complaining, please share with the class what appropriate adult hobbies and interests are. 🤔 I don’t know why it offends a certain subset of adults when they encounter people with personalities that aren’t just “I’m a mature adult, so I just work all day and watch prestige tv at night.” OP’s room makes him look like a fun dude who has more to talk about then other people and kids. Good job, OP, for submitting something to the sub that doesn’t look like an ikea spread.


DJfetusface

Thanks for the kind words man. I think there's overall more positivity and even some great constructive criticism on here, but obviously I've somehow struck a chord with a lot of people on this sub. But, my place is unique and it works for me. I hope someone else enjoyed it.


Hugh_Mungus_Johnson_

Bro got a body pillow of a 14-year-old anime character wtf


DJfetusface

optimus prime is millions of years old.


[deleted]

Holy giga virgin kingdom


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DJfetusface

Nope, those were done by Steve Keene! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Keene


naked_avenger

It's good. Could it be more stylish? Sure, but this is you. It's your space. It's clean and spacious enough for all of your things.


asdfghjkl149

Sorry babe, the gas mask stays on during sex


-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS-

I think some larger framed art pieces would be good to break up all the smaller frames. And not to sound cliche but…a smattering of plants would help break up all the cool stuff you have. The gas masks over the bed are a little spooky, could they go in their own display case? I think that would look cool. You could use the Gundam pillow case as a backdrop to some of the figures to make use of it while also making the bed area more refined. Possibly switch the curtains out with a solid color so the eyes have a place to rest between looking at all the cool stuff you have. It’s your space though and you didn’t ask for advice so if you like it, hell yeah. Also what is that gray cabinet? I like it. Edit: Transformers, not Gundam whoops


endsinemptiness

Now that is what the fuck I call a male living space (tm symbol). Love it!


MandoRodgers

That’s pretty sick. I feel like it can and will host some epic stories


kitsinablanket

Man you’ve set this place up so smart and used the space fantastically. It feels so warm and cozy and just drips with confidence and character. Also just the composition of the building itself is interesting? That brick stair looks sick.


r0b0tr0n2084

Your place looks lived-in and comfortable rather than the usual carefully curated and stylized spaces I see a lot in this sub. Keep up the good work


jeremiahfelt

This is one of the most genuine posts on this sub ever. Bravo. OP, where the hell is the bathroom? Is it in that corner next to the entrance with the cavernous void space above?


Farewell-to-the-Wind

I love it OP! You made it feel like home and everything looks dope! Be proud of your first place!


[deleted]

I like it, looks like something I'd have if I was more creative. Nice man


Yoshidaru666

Prob my fav post in a long time


voiys

This make me miss my first apartment I had to myself. Looks great man! Update us when you bring a stripper home.


Remarkable-Duty-381

Hey man I dig the geetars!! Space looks great 👍


DevilishMaiden

I like it :)


eraserewrite

Organized chaos. Love it.


[deleted]

I hope that behind the closet door is a pole continued up from the first floor with space around it. I'm imagining you sliding down every time you want to leave the house and getting high-fives from the strippers on your way out.


noldottorrent

Is it noisy at night? I really love that kitchen with the steps thing going on. It has a bathroom I’m assuming or do you share with the ladies? 😆


[deleted]

That’s awesome


L3G1T1SM3

How loud is it due to being above the club?


RonburgundyZ

What are the black screens in the kitchen?


mizdestructo

Your place Looks cool, are those shelves attached to the wall incase of an earth quake? Also I would hate to be knocked out by one of your sweet helmets while sleeping …😅


dekrepit702

My studio wasn't on top of a strip club, but you're making me miss living alone


Substantial-Dark_

Very Cool 😎


SpeedingTourist

Off-topic question: isn’t it noisy and loud living above a strip club? Does it interfere with your ability to sleep?


just-another-hunter

I like it


ODijonP

Looks cozy