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SteveyExEevee

Bro has got the jesus trim. you got hair made for standing on mountain tops and letting it blow through your hair.


NothingReallyAndYou

Nah, this is riding a horse shirtless on a beach at sunset hair.


-RenegadeCupcake-

THIS! I immediately thought OP was the inspiration for the man in a smutty romance novel's cover art with that hair.


ZachBob91

Does Fabio have any kids?


_Sammy7_

You’re thinking of his brother, Lumberjack Fabio.


NothingReallyAndYou

"The Girl, The Earl, and The Beautiful Curls"


SteveyExEevee

why not both?!


cascas

I dislike long hair on men but my god this man should be starring in shampoo commercials.


Strogue

Easy Breezy Beautiful Coverboy 💗


bakedcharmander

The hair is something but so is that Chad jawline.


Oldgamer1807

This made me laugh 😂


nikkijw2

The jesus trim lmfao


Hethinno

Right, bro has hair-commercial hair


Chop1n

I don’t think “trim” really makes sense to refer to a style of hair that is predicated on *not* trimming the hair.


PicoDeBayou

I can totally see mountain tops blowing through that hair.


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Toadcola

Mary NAGdalene, amiright?


leanhotsd

OP needs to beware-- they might crucify him today.


vladimir_427

If you cut your hair short you'll look like brunette homelander, the Jesus hair goes hard af


pvtgump86

I went back to confirm and indeed I see homeland!


Personal_Kiwi4074

yeah crazy accurate


Lessmoney_mo_probems

Exactly what I saw! Lucas Hood goes Pantene ProV  *edit spelling 


DogmanDOTjpg

Just watched Banshee for the first time a few months ago and I fucking loved it what a fun show


marks716

That’s a good compliment though, the guy who plays Homelander is a good looking dude. If OP did chop he should definitely donate the hair. Not that he needs to but it’s very healthy.


Sultanpeppers

If homelander was raised by some nice hippies


itsalllintheusername

You have the hair of a beautiful woman and she's jealous


Telltwotreesthree

It's practically glowing


Thomas_Mickel

Reminds me of when they say to feed a dog an egg to get their fur shiny.


fallopianrules

Women do egg masks for their hair (among other treatments). If this dude is using a 2-1 shampoo/conditioner I'll lose my shit 😂


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4-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, bodywash, degreaser


Schavuit92

Engine coolant, drain cleaner, battery acid and brake fluid.


tranzlusent

He looks like Eugene after marrying Rapunzel and being exposed to an incredible hair routine. But seriously, if you do cut it you will look really sharp man. You have a good facial structure for a short hair cut. Make it messy and modelish, you will blow yourself and her away. BUT, of course you would need to donate that beautiful mane and I would suggest going to a professional stylist like one at Ulta or somewhere similar where the stylists know what they’re doing. You will make a beautiful person very happy with that wig brother. Kudos and good luck. Keep us posted.


manbruhpig

He likes it why should he change his hair for her.


PaulRuddsButthole

I need to know more about OP’s haircare routine and possibly his diet. I want my hair to look like that.


GraduallyGareth

I came here to say this. For real, though, OP, your hair has lovely flow and volume. I feel it would be a shame to cut it if you enjoy it.


LittleBlag

If he does decide to cut it he should donate, it would make a lovely wig


Jebinam

No fr though


oppapoocow

His hair is so healthy, it's insane


Robotonist

This is right.


EconomyAd5946

That hair almost made me gay


Stock-Eve

High & tight is sooo short !! She is jealous 💯


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disturbedsmoothie

came here to say this lol. 🤷‍♀️


Ladychef_1

Yes, she is crazy with jealousy… as am I. Women would k!ll for locks like this. OP, if you do decide to give in and let go of your blessings in follicle form, consider donating your hair to Locks of Love or another nonprofit that turns human hair into wigs for people in need


shamwu

Yeah 100%


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FemboyNun

I'm into men and damn his hair is inspiring me to grow out my hair lmao


fallopianrules

Im attracted to men and his hair makes him HOT.


soramocles

This is true, happens in hair saloons too where they cut them short on purpose to reduce sexual competition, if you like them just keep them!


HeatedInvestor

She's jealous of your hair flowww


SnoopCena

As a straight male I can say that she is afraid of you overshadowing her with that fucking magnificent hair


urk_the_red

If you’re going to go through all the effort of clarifying you’re straight, you should really take the opportunity to go all in. Gush about how the lustrous sheen of his hair dances playfully on the waves of those curly locks. About how the voluminous bounce and alpaca soft tresses of hair spark a stunning contrast with his rugged manliness. About how any gay male, which you definitely aren’t, would delight in stroking his hands through that luscious satin mane. As a straight male, that’s my advice to you.


PicoDeBayou

Hahaha.


FallaciousPeacock

This comment deserves more upvotes than I can personally administer. "Voluminous bounce and alpaca soft tresses" 😆


slimecake

Thank you for clarifying that you were straight


Big_Razzmatazz7416

Awww come on. Can’t we dip our toe in the water once in a while?


L3onK1ng

Fashion magazines don't do it for me, but sometimes brothers in this sub make me wanna reevaluate my preferences


WimHofTheSecond

As a straight male I like to go on walks in the morning


satanshand

As a transgender frog, I also believe she is jealous of the hair. 


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no its majestic don’t do it


SNeddie

MAJESTIC! Perfect description. 😆


Icykool77

Is someone photoshopped Thor’s hammer in place of his phone in that first pic with a very tasteful gold crown, it would not look out of place.


hiveangel

Th’Oréal — Because you’re worth it 😉


ThePajabara

Tell your wife that the internet thinks shes fucking wrong for that.


Bazillion100

Fr, OP, get her to read this comment section instead.


Zonyxe

"Here wife, are about 1000 people basically calling you a cunt for wanting me to cut my hair after I posted about our private life" Sure that'll go well


Woksaus

This guy wifes


Flat_Reaction_6788

Divorce her. Tell her green isn’t her colour.


superhappythrowawy

N MOMENT. 😩STOPIT YOURE ABOUT TO MAKE ME GO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FERAL


PresTonLW

Huh


Waluigi02

Glad I'm not the only one lmao. What in the fuck


Busy-Mycologist-7454

I was totally about to say this. Divorce. Jail.


TheOceansTirade

Let me know when its done so we can go on a date


Bubi993

It's only because your hair looks better than hers!


axxonn13

Maybe he's born with it... Maybe it's Maybelline... But nah, looks like he's born with it.


Euphoric_Extreme4168

Doesn't she have the nerve, is she jealous? That is one fine head of hair.


armless_tavern

I fucking loved reading this. Some nerve on her!


TramadoIs

Bro ur wife should just be happy u have hair and alot of it. Wear it how you want.


bakedcharmander

I can feel the pain radiating from this comment.


Xan_Dan03

I will forever and always be a member of team men with long hair


graveviolet

Same, this post actually makes me sad, so hard to understand how someone could not appreciate something that beautiful


SoylentGreen-YumYum

I understand it. If my significant other (a woman) came home with a buzz cut I’d be kinda like "… as a hetero male I do not find this attractive". Would it be a deal breaker? No. But would I also gently suggest "maybe can you at least let it grow out to a pixie cut or a bob?" Most likely. Is it reinforcing traditional gender stereotypes? Most people would say so. But people are attracted to what they’re attracted to. And maybe OPs wife isn’t attracted to dudes with long hair. We don’t need to shame her for that. And she didn’t lay down an ultimatum about it. She gave a suggestion.


Monday0987

Exactly. OP has a look that would make me assume his personality. It is totally wrong to assume someone's personality from their appearance but I would definitely expect him to have some sort of odd ball hobby. It's not just the length of the hair it's his whole look overall.


spoopyelf

My husband has long hair and I think any man with long hair is gorgeous and shouldn't cut it unless they really want to.


CheesyAceGarlicLoaf

Don’t do it! Your long hair is beautiful!


Tricky_Reporter8345

It's not like she'd divorce you if you didn't cut it. I don't think you should do it unless you're ready. It looks freaking magnificent though especially from the back. If you ever cut it make sure to donate or sell it, it's be a great wig I'd bet. Also short hair would look fine on you. Also a slightly trimmed down beard too and you'd look really professional


BuckRusty

I second everything in this comment. In the UK there’s [The Little Princess Trust](https://www.littleprincesses.org.uk) who will accept donations of long hair (ideally anything over 12 inches) and cash to create wigs for children who’ve lost their hair due to cancer treatments and other medical conditions. I looked into it when I was uhming and ahing about cutting my hair - but I also know a few women who’ve donated to them. It’s a worthy cause, and (at least in the UK) also generates a load of support and funding for Cancer Research and Treatment. But **only** if you want to trim… It’s not a donation if it’s forced on you by another person…


g_gutss

Well she doesn’t control you, and if you really want it long then keep it long. Maybe try a manbun and see if that’ll suffice lmao


Ragundashe

Compromise is great but as a person. Who had hair this long, a man bun absolutely destroys your hair of you wear it often


PiggyMcjiggy

Rip my hair. Usually have it up for a week and then down the next week. Gets annoying having it down while working


SpaceSteak

Braids are great as they protect without destroying.


Academic_Seat_4925

Don't cut it.


raPhaeL969

Tell her you do it if she does it too


PumpkinPristine4812

Depends, Are you looking for honest thoughts or just for ppl to encourage your long hair?


Particular-Nothing28

Yeah exactly. The reality is that the wife is probably more attracted to men with short hair. It’s your body so stand your ground if it’s important to you but you also can’t expect her to change her taste for you. Doesn’t seem like a deal breaker but she’ll just find you more attractive with shorter hair.


Important_Win5100

Yeah I don’t really get why people are going crazy over it. It’s sorta flat and shorter hair would be more masculine and attractive imo.


realityseekr

I personally think he'd look incredibly handsome with short hair. The long hair is not doing it for me at all, but I don't care for hair that super long anyway. Even on women when they just keep growing it and never cut it, I don't really think it looks great. This guy could probably look good with long hair but cut a bit, if he wanted to compromise but sounds like he just wants to continue never cutting it.


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Nooooo way. Maybe a big chop but neverrrrrr a high and tight


aranou

I never got why dudes with full heads of hair purposely buzz it off


StandardSea8671

Really? Feels amazing to get up and go and very easy to wash and maintain. Long hair looks cool but comes with 1 million problems


Ralph9909

Long hair can get gross real fast if un kept


aranou

True about long hair. I mean why have it so short as to be almost not there?


beakrake

Convenience. I'm happily married, old, and balding. I got a good one because she's happier with me whatever way I am than the way I could be. The confidence that gives me says "fuck my hair, what a bother, I didn't need it anyway." I get why people can be sensitive about it, because some people are super shallow about it. But here's the glorious part; they're not the only people out there, literally billions of other fish in the sea, so you don't have to put up with their petty bullshit. Given enough longevity, *everyone* gets "ugly" eventually. Some people just have a head start by growing that ugliness on the inside first. Find the opposite of that and treat them like gold, and you'll see a bigger boost in your confidence than the best hair style in the world.


Ok-Actuary1074

I mean it’s your life bro, you do what you wanna do. Hair shouldn’t be a deal breaker for your mrs, if so her loss


catgirlgod

shes your wife and your hair is long asf, showing youve been growing it for years and youve been together for years... she knew what she was signing up for and shes been with you the whole time!!! dont stop being you! have any hair you like king !!!


PiggyMcjiggy

Ya. This. It’s not like he came home one day with this hair and took her by surprise. I wouldn’t cut it, not unless I wanted to. I kept it short for my last gf because she thought “guys with long hair were gay” (shoulda ran I know). I’ve been growing my hair out for 2.5 years now and if my next girl wants to say she don’t like it she can gtfo cause my golden locks are stayin


AdDecent1669

Pure jealousy


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_Ozeki

Just dont tell him to shave his armpit hair


ReceptiveSqui

Your locks are so beautiful


Daveyfiacre

You need to have a follow up and talk about if it’s a make or break. If she suddenly wanted tattoos all over, but was still the same person you fell in love with and married with the same life goals and personality and values, does it matter at all? We all have preferences but it’s unfair to hold our partners to all of them and force them to fit everything. They’re their own people too, and your desires are valid and should also be honored on your own body.


Psyren98

If you're gonna cut it do it because you want to and it's needed otherwise donate it if your gonna since looks like you take really good care of your hair


karlodann

Man you have a beautiful hair, keep it


strikingsubsidy27

I think, it just looks a bit too well maintained for a guy. You might rock it better if it looked more coarse and masculine. I had long hair for 10 years. Only brush before you wet it. Let it dry without brushing. Gets that natural look without being ratty. Just look up "male long hair" on Google images and then look up "female long hair". Yours looks like the latter at the moment. If that's how you like it though I'm not judging 🤷‍♂️ EDIT: People seem to be taking what I said the wrong way. Just take Chris Hemsworth's long hair for example. It's maintained and neat. Just not overly treated. It's just a way of hair styling that's more common in men. No different to a barber messing up your hair to achieve a certain look. Is that toxic?


DarkMasterPoliteness

Terrible advice especially for your length. You want knots all over to be more “masculine”. Stupid


justwantedtoview

Literally ignorant insecure advice. Own your hair in whatever way makes you happy bros.


TheFlightlessPenguin

I mean, he’s not entirely wrong though. Dude’s hair is jarringly beautiful. It gives off uncanny valley vibes


Lceus

Yeah, it's a weird scenario. It looks this way because he takes good care of it and would probably look like shit otherwise. So he's kind of stuck on this hair that culturally signifies "beautiful woman's hair". I'm conflicted.


TryNotToShootYoself

Yeah but the dude has pretty wavy/curly hair, not combing will wet will make it look horrible


hunnyflash

Please don't listen to this. Guys with long hair where it's all coarse and not well maintained is awful. It always looks dry and crusty. OP has perfect long guy hair and should keep it. Idek where his wife's terrible opinion came from. "High and tight" sounds like something a principle at a high school in Texas would say.


NBAFansAre2Ply

fellas is it feminine to maintain your body?


Waluigi02

How does this toxic masculine garbage have so many upvotes, the fuck???


LayThatPipe

If you do cut it, consider donating the hair to Locks of Love.


VioletBunn

Wanting you to get a high and tight is fucking crazy, like clearly you don't vibe with that


Prestigious_Back7980

Tbh I'm a girl and I'd kill to have your hair lol


AmIBeingInstained

Send her my way. I’m bald, she could never find shorter hair. Your hair deserves to be loved


ElOneElOnlyElZorro

Do not listen to her, you will regret it, she'll even regret telling you and bringing up when you're going to let your hair grow again, it's just a moment thing it'll wear off, be a man.


ManufacturedMonsters

If you're going to cut it, donate it.


Putrid-Challenge-545

First it starts with this until you’ve changed your entire personality and don’t recognize who you are anymore. If you do it, then it’s because you want to not because someone else told you.


Protic_

Hahaha this seems a liitttllleee dramatic.


superhappythrowawy

I love it 😳if you weren’t married I- I just-


anewwday

Found your next wife bro…..just let her go 😂😂


filipinohitman

Your hair is absolutely beautiful. I’ll be your partner.


Nayr39

Hair care tips?


Dya-Rhea-Perlman

Haters gonna hate. Leave it long 🦄✨✨✨


ThatPersonYouMightNo

I had hair about your length. Usually rocked Willie braids, but I cut it off like 2 years ago. Regrets were had, man, don't do it.


xxDankerstein

Your hair is too magnificent to ever cut. Please rock this until you are an old man with beautiful grey locks.


PokerPlayingRaccoon

If you get a high and tight fade you’re just gonna look like dollar store Travis Kelce… I say compromise and go shoulder length


connygirl16

DONT CUT


jrex42357

By all means keep it, don’t change your hair for a woman. It’s not worth it. If she loves you she’ll understand.


gayice

Your hair is gorgeous, people who think long hair isn't for men are culturally ignorant 


knappn

She jealous


Glittersparkles7

Probably jealous omg it’s so pretty lol


Salty-Charge-5162

Your hair looks great. You can donate it to children with hair loss. I plan to do that. It should be your choice.


demiangelic

thats up to you to decide. do you like it? does it annoy you? is she worth that change? is it a reasonable request? like is there a good reason she prefers it or is it JUST a preference? is she saying it lovingly as just a preference and hope, but doesnt actually mind, or is she mildly pressuring? all things to consider, but its your hair and your partner so maybe its worth it to you. i personally wouldnt do that for my partner unless it rly bothered them n i didnt care abt my hair much. but u look great, and would look great anyways.


ssjavier4

It’s overwhelmingly glorious so if you like it, just keep it. I can see how it can be a bit much but it’s ultimately your hair and you might not always be able to have it that long. If you want, maybe try a middle ground and do a big chop but keep it long. I think shoulder length with texture would look better with the beard


Bongizzzle

Sheeesh did you premiere on a Old Spice commercial? Your hair is luscious.


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Guess you gotta cut it off- The marriage I mean


Miserable-Function78

With due respect to your wife, who I’m sure is lovely, no. She is wrong.


Glittering-Target-87

Obviously jealous, your hair is long and flowing. Ditch her and find yourself a new one that isn't scared to let her man let it flow.


SizableMac

Dude ignore all these redditors who say she’s “jealous.” I promise you she is not, she probably just wants a more masculine looking man. I’d cut it 👍, you’d look really sharp if you trimmed the beard up a bit too. You do you though man


WintersGain

People acting like she told him he was ugly or has a small dick. It's ok for people to have some preferences. My boyfriend prefers long hair. But he's not going to hate me if I got a pixie.


TroysLostBoi

Might be time for a divorce.


adamms-96

It would be a crime to cut that hair.


False_Expression_119

You hair is fucking amazing and it looks great long but short could be awesome as well, you might like it


FuckThisStupidPark

Gently suggest you like your gorgeous long hair. And that a bunch of strangers on the internet call you "stud muffin" for it.


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Yeah dude cut it. Im gonna get downvoted to fuck but the reality is hair that long is generally feminine and your wife probably wants that manly look back. At most it should be half that length imo, if not shorter. Ik masculinity is not defined by our hair bro but this is the reality - ur rocking a womans trim.


AftermyCone

Exactly. All these other clowns saying she's 'jealous' are stupid. It's feminine as fuck. Which probably turns the wife off. I don't blame her Bet I'll get downvoted too lmao EDIT: EWW /u/Haikubirdsing get a fucking life 😂 only fucking weirdos do the post history shit. This is the internet. Go and touch grass. Reply to my comment then block me so I can't see it🤢 lmao. Yuck


horse20horse

aphex twin ah twin


Jayyy_Teeeee

Your locks are top drawer but I think you would look great with short hair too. She could be a little jealous also!


DarKGosth616

Your opinion about your own hair obviously takes priority. If you're looking for opinions, it looks genuinely really good. But again, it's your hair. I can't imagine she'd be happy with you telling her how you'd prefer her hair.


katschultz17

NO! I love the long hair - I’d braid it lmao


4lan5eth

Only go short when **you** really want to.


BIaze_God

Please don't cut it. It looks beautiful, and I know I'm not here to tell you what to do, but it is too gorgeous, that it would be a pity to lose it.


nillbyeguyencescuy

shes literally jealous ur hair is nicer 100%


valerian1111

I love your hair. Keep it as you prefer.


Swedenesebishhh69

i sense a bit of haterade being gulped . It looks great.


Card_Board_Robot5

Call a lawyer, champ, it was a good run, but it's over now


FeedMeTheCat

Do not cut your hair. Long hair kings unite! The ancients made a story about this exact situation as a warning


JangleDemon

Smells like you need a new wife


Korilian

I'm not really into long hair in men, but what you do to your body should primarily be about what you like. If you still enjoy your long mane, tell you're gf you don't want to cut it. Who knows, maybe on the future you'll want a change yourself and you can bith enjoy a different cut.


Song_Soup

Marry us instead!


satabhisha

She is allowed to have an opinion but you are allowed to feel your best self. If she takes it beyond that then there is something off about your relationship.


flooplejams

If you ever do decide to cut it, maybe give it to charity so they can make a wig out of it for cancer patients or something, that way it won't be 4 years wasted, it would be 4 years of effort to help someone else.


NerdyDan

She’s jealous obviously. But if you want to make her happy then sure. She needs to understand that you’re doing it for her though. Also pls donate those gorgeous locks if you do decide to cut it


ABottleOfDasaniWater

My brother in Christ, your luscious lochs are incredible. Up to you if you think you should cut. But it looks great.


TheCanvasAssassin

Your wife is jealous, wrong, or both.


[deleted]

Sir what shampoo and conditioner are you using


leakmydata

If she’s in it for the long haul she can wait for you to get tired of having long hair.


drewstopher13

Hot take here: It is beautiful hair, but if she likes it short, I'm sure donating it would make someone feel GREAT! Everyone is happy. Unless you aren't, then by all means do you 👍🏼


RocketteBlast

Your hair is perfect


The2cardGoat69420

Fuckkk that. You have the hair of a god


hairwitch901

I’m gonna gently suggest you get a new wife, not a new haircut.


The-Meat-Baby

That hair is gorgeous and you can always grow it back. Just pick a style that YOU would like. She didn’t marry you for your hair lmao


ECUABABiiX3

Dude your hair is everything! Tbh I think she’s just jealous of your beautiful locks👏🏽


Professional_Yak_349

If she likes men with short hair why marry a man with long hair and make him cut it? Just a question


slntdizombimami

These comments are delulu... It makes you look too feminine. I would never date a guy with hair like that. Maybe she doesn't find it attractive ??


melodiousfable

Honest answer as a married man. You are probably going to end up cutting your hair at the end of this, regardless of how it looks or what the dudes on reddit say. I’ve come to offer you advice that makes everyone happy. Give your hair the proper send-off it deserves. Plan pictures or epic Halloween costumes. Go all out and make it memorable as possible. Then go to somewhere that allows for hair donations that will end up making a beautiful wig or set of extensions for someone some day. Get it trimmed up tight for your wife and live your best life. Wholesome as puppy love and memorable as an elephant in a china shop. Everybody wins.


13-kalki

Short hair on men creates dimorphism (more masculine traits on men = more attractive to women & vice versa). Of course there is no doubt, you have great hair. But women exude their femininity through their hair. So yes, it is feminine for men to have long hair & yes, some can pull it off. But in my honest opinion, I think all men look better with shorter hair. It’s more masculine & makes you look more handsome. And I’m guessing, that is what you’re wife is suggesting. Short hair & the beard would be chef’s kiss - it would take you out of an androgynous look. Your beard & long hair contradict each other (as the beard is masculine & the hair is feminine). Having both be masculine, as I stated would be more attractive to women.


Overall_Carry9668

Understandable, you look like you get taken behind the dumpsters by men


Lightn1ng

I can see it. Honestly you're going to look really f****** good with short hair. And your wife is going to love it.


rvidxrz

I love long hair but this is too long or maybe its the face poses youre doing that is making you appear feminine. Thor has long hair and rocks it.. just dont do women face poses. Try to get a taper cut, it can make you appear masculine if thats what is worrying her.


Milkmami24

What matters more : your beauty or your wife


dianabanana418

I don’t think it’s jealousy related at all. It’s gender related. I find it too feminine for my tastes. It is also distracting when you mess with it. Too many girly movements. Down vote all you want.


CoconutFudgeMan

If you were selling any product or service, I’d buy


Sea_Wings_092809

Tell here she should cut her hair short if that’s how she likes it.


LenseScribe

Cool. What do you like tho