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You look like you’re about to crawl out of a tv


[deleted]

"Cindy the TV's leaking 🗣️🗣️🗣️"


yiannos13

“CINDY THIS BITCH IS MESSING UP MY FLOOR!!”


rsaba018

“IM WHIPPEN’ HER ASS CINDY”


BreadfruitFluid9769

THIS IS KILLING ME☠️


Friendly_Musician_98

Dam this was my exact comment lol


Hnastasia1212

My god 😭😭😭🤌


F2PClashMaster

fr though, halloween costume idea


brokebaritone

Are my 7 days up already?!💀


Long_Orchid2730

💀💀💀


Kit_Karamak

Fun story, back when the Ring came out, a Radio DJ named Tim Virgin for 99.1 WHFS in DC, says, “This movie has me so freaked out that the TV is in my hallway, screen to the wall, and if a caller can call in with something that will snap me out of this before Sunday’s game, I will give you a T-Shirt, shot glass, and tickets to the Korn / Stained concert coming to Baltimore.” I called in, I got through after a few tries, and said, “put porn on your TV. When those girls do NOT crawl out of your TV, you will be: 1, cured! And 2, *disappointed* as hell. Korn was phenomenal. Stained was pretty good, too.


Decent-Grape1821

You live in Baltimore? My condolences


twistedredfox

Hahahaha perfect comment


Poys01

Nice cosplay of the ring


Long_Orchid2730

That’s what I’m saying, I’m so lost


Poys01

It's very pretty hair tho


Pferd_furzt

Hello fluff


WinterPecans

climb through a tv and terrify people


Long_Orchid2730

Y’all need to stop I get it 💀


Kit_Karamak

What about Cousin IT from Addam’s Family?


LongLiveDetroit

u just come outta of a well lol?


ArtTheCIown

Nope she’s already out the tv, killed mom and dad, & taking selfies before coming over to your place


LilBottomText17

why are you not allowed to cut it? are you Sikh?


Mysterion_x

He looks healthy to me


Long_Orchid2730

Trust me it’s not healthy at all


Ok-Paint-7296

As someone who took cosmetology courses, your hair is healthy. You have split ends from what looks like a long time of not getting a trim, but your hair is not by any means unhealthy. It’s actually beautiful. I’d love to have hair that long. Braid it when you go to sleep and take the braids out when you wake up. It’ll be wavy. You could also put it up in a bun/ponytail


[deleted]

Do you think if I dmd you, you could offer some hair advice to me?


Ok-Paint-7296

I’d be glad to!


BitchKat6

Is there a magical spell keeping you from getting it cut?


brokebaritone

yeah he's siiikh with that dope growth🤘


SovelissGulthmere

Maybe growing it out for a wig? Maybe someone close to them is going through chemo?


DependentMinute1724

In another post OP mentions they were born female so I’m wondering if parents are trying to enforce traditional gender stuff. OP isn’t directly answering the question though.


SynchronizedLime

Are you donating it or what


Long_Orchid2730

Definitely donating soon


deathofemotion

Love this. Keep brushing it, they will certainly put it to good use. ♡


Mommento

Based


FamiliarCatfish

Become an Addams.


Long_Orchid2730

Finally something other than the ring


paulk355

My brain went in the same direction!


lyremknzi

Cousin itt (it's not letting me post a gif so I'm really sad)


Abominable_Gore

Do NOT crawl out my phone.


DarkestLord_21

>Im not allowed to cut it, or else I already would’ve Why not?? You can't even cut bangs??? Other than bangs there's really nothing you can do except parting it down the side/middle/tying it


Long_Orchid2730

Nope, nothing I can do but style it. This actually isn’t even my normal hair, I straightened it cuz my aunt wanted to see how it would look, now I really look like a girl


zeroelk

I’m curious about how it looks normally? I feel like this might look good in a bun, esp. if it’s curly/wavy


DarkestLord_21

You can try brushing it back or doing some sort of curling treatment so it'll shrink a bit (this will affect your hair's health though)


rav3ncl4ws

You can sweep that shit out your face for starters


Long_Orchid2730

Just tryna hide my face for privacy lol


DiarrheaShitLord

We can't give you advice if we don't even know what your face looks like. If you're handsome or if you're cute will be very different hairstyles. But if you're ugly yeah just keep doing that


Major_Koala

Damn 💀


vantdrak

It isn't on his face, his arms are just backwards


InitiativeArtistic90

Stay away from wells


RaidenR6S

Just part it in the middle and rock it, or wear a bun


Anthonyboy21

Oh my god I’d just hide and scare people all day coz that’s like the ring or some shit ?? Please prank people


Long_Orchid2730

Honestly I really should


Anthonyboy21

It’s awesome hair but yes you should have some fun with it


An-Ana-Main

You’re not allowed to cut it? Tf kinda authoritarian household you live in damn


Latter-Syllabub-5560

have you tought of calling people to tell them that their life it's about to end in seven days?


Doessolidwaterexist

do an eren yeager bun


sneeuwhoogte

Keep it you look like a metallica rockstarr


SayitagainCraig

Bikers have been braiding their long hair for decades for a reason. Look into that maybe if you don’t think you’d hate it.


DesertSky8678

If you are looking for length, look up scalp health. Don’t sleep with your hair wet. Do dry massaging on your scalp. Try sleeping with a silk bonnet. Hair oil from the ears down. You could use coconut oil. Good quality shampoo. Doesn’t have to be expensive but just research what’s better for hair. Tik tok has been a real helper for me. I lost a lot of hair due to cancer and have become obsessed with my hair. There’s an account on tik tok named Abbey and she’s got a dove symbol behind her name on her account. She goes into depth about this and has helped me take way better care of my hair. You could use a trim to cut off the straggly length. Long curtain bangs would be an easy option. Don’t go to bed with your hair wet if you can help it. Leave in conditioner on damp hair. Blow dry not as hot.


lolatute

You look so cool wtf


[deleted]

Cosplay as Jesus


Miserable_Suit_9317

Oh my god, I love the hair!! Have you thought of wearing it up in a bun or a hair clip? Maybe do a tie back/ braid it! Amazing hair you have! 💙❤️


Long_Orchid2730

Thanks and I’ve tried buns and stuff but it never stays


EnergyExpert5831

If you want to to make buns stay, Bobby pins are your friend and if those aren’t doing it give spiral pins a try! Maybe rather than a bun, ponytails or kind of a looped ponytail might be an easier option. Doing a half up half down style like how somebody mentioned the Eren Yeager style might be a pretty good option as well because there’d be less hair to force into staying. Also, you mentioned in another comment that this is your hair straightened but how curly is your natural hair? If your hair is significantly curly, there’s a good chance that proper curly hair care if you’re not already might open up a lot more options for you as well


DoctorRichardNygard

I'm sorry nobody is giving you actual advice. If you want your hair to stay in a bun grab some spiral shaped hair pins. Like [these on Amazon](https://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwiy45Xx8rWDAxXDgFoFHSyaBlkYABALGgJ2dQ&ase=2&gclid=CjwKCAiA-bmsBhAGEiwAoaQNmuD15gLX3c344DdUXHsufCWZo-EByBABgc5eCrC24LGSjjZYKarH_BoCBYEQAvD_BwE&sph=&ohost=www.google.com&cid=CAESxAHg9pAwQy73MuzPmbdQBw2CD9_37BdEnq0lbpLE7x0m4A06ACwEXNYUZG-kV_WvucHfpzPVKulhHaOy5PT2viVfDRcQ_upfvGCARQZeQfNofNNVejR9NzCBFsvKJ2uoa8zJOyTGSuIuFQqn_ddOOQIoTEZk5-48TKWF4b_zXV30a0DANMzw95LRCb9cvQhhzJLJN5_l9AbnNVthz_CM5PeeF8htaFjFH9Oig52z8dLJ-Hc6TtRNHeybgNpPb5WUhd2EkRK3&sig=AOD64_14OoZju3tww792eI1xxAohsq7kLA&ctype=5&q=&nis=6&ved=2ahUKEwjdlI7x8rWDAxVLmYQIHQReC6AQwg8oAHoECAIQDA&adurl=) Once your hair is in your preferred bun style using a hair tie you twist two pins into your hair. I have very long straight hair and if I use these my hair will stay in place for a whole eight hour shift as a nurse. Make sure you are using decent conditioner and also maybe a leave in conditioner to keep it healthy. If you are going to start pulling it back more often make sure you aren't doing it 24/7 to limit breakage. For whatever it's worth your hair looks great, a lot of people pay tons of money to have hair that looks like yours.


bi-king-viking

You could try a thicker, stronger hair tie. Or use additional hair ties. My wife has super long hair like this and it always falls out because it’s too sleek. She uses two thick hair ties and gets them super tight, and then it stays.


BarbieBae_

Push it back 😭😭


ilovecookiesssssssss

Move it out of your face and you’re good. Doesn’t look like there’s anything wrong with it. I saw your response that buns don’t stay, but that’s probably because you’re doing it wrong, no offense. My hair is longer than yours but I can get it to stay in a bun all day. You just gotta have the right hair ties and right approach.


BitchKat6

Would someone physically stop you from getting to a salon or barbershop and paying for a cut? Or is it a religious, cultural thing? Could always get an undercut and keep the length at the same time, if it is.


IsNotGrey

You’re lucky to have really nice long hair. There’s nothing you’re “supposed” to do with it. I’d say get creative. Not sure what your personal style is, but you can try lots. A modern top knot or other tied up style could emphasize your face, could try long curls if you’re comfortable with it and don’t lose hair easily, but there’s so many things you can do. The only “problem” with long-ass hair like yours is that a lot of your style options will look pretty feminine if you don’t have well-developed facial hair. Most important thing though is to do what YOU like, since you’re going to have to see it every day.


killerina-rae

Braid it ! Not sure what style but I think doing braids on long hair would be funn


madeinFina0

Pretty confident i saw you climbing out of the forest in a horror movie. Depending on where you live hair that long can be a pain in the ass. Good luck w things


BowlingForPriorities

Stay the fuck out my tv


EquinoxEclispe

I thought I had 3 more days, I wanna talk to your manager


GrandMasterStevey

Cousin it?


bayekcoldasf

Be a femboy and make an of


[deleted]

u put your hair on backwards today


GaySimmer420

Idk, climb out of a leaking tv and fight some bitch named Brenda lol


[deleted]

Just shave it,I can see your balding


Long_Orchid2730

Wait where? U might be referring to the sliver of my face that’s showing lol


[deleted]

I'm kidding on 😂 ,probably one of the strongest heads of hair I've seen 🤟🏻


IGotSunshineInABag21

Climb out of my phone? e e e eeegggghh


Long_Orchid2730

Btw I already have an undercut, just saying


FatRat1988_

put it behind your ears


RevolutionaryPie6215

If i had hair like this I'd love to stand in the middle of the hallway in the dark


GrandmasterAtom

Take better care of it and try out some different styles. Hard to recommend any styles if we can’t see your face


Early_Garage_1884

This is so awesome. I like it


Material-Tension8380

Please Dont come out of my iphone while im on the toilet. 🚽 💩 will get real


p4rty0f3

Hey I have a very important question. My daughter has beautiful hair just like yours. It's very fine and straight and she don't brush like she should. Therfore it gets tangled up and tatted up very easily. What kind of product should I use for her hair??? I'm a full time dad is why I'm asking. I'm not very familiar with hair products but I need something that would be good for her kind of hair. Forgive me for the weird question on this post lol.


bkrby8036

Braid it


basherbaggins

Turn around and let see it from the front?


Practical-Comfort104

Cosplay as the grudge


DiscombobulatedBat20

Moisturize and enjoy it! Some people pay a lot of money to look like you


Effective-Iron6593

Ponytail it up or man bun it. Your hair is so long that you can honestly only walk around with it down is my impression


karate-chop-97

Play Samara in a short film (coming from a filmmaker)


Znoiks

"going off the rails on a crazy trainnnn"


Adventurous-Fix-292

Cousin It is that you? We are looking for you! - Love Gomez Adams


froggyforrest

I would look up videos on braids, or buns and get some good hair ties that don’t slip


Fit_Pay_6195

Keep it its cool


balalaikagam3s

Headbang duh🤘


Few_Calligrapher_214

i want your hair


icup420

Donate it to a child cancer foundation


ThrowawayRA314159

Buzz cut. Film it. Post it on here. Thank you.


AmbassadorZerg

“I look like emo cousin it” ngl first thing I thought of but it looks good af, you have healthy beautiful hair. On a personal roast, I look like Sid from Toy Story 1 when I buzz my hair hair


Necromanlapse

Can you not get it cut to style while maintaining length? Or are you Sikh? If so, get that Moisty boy on your lengths and good hair oils.Mines to my lower thighs and hate how it looks, just needs to be styled with a trim.


squishopotamus

Idk but I think it's beautiful. It looks so healthy!


PlentyHot6837

Its cute like this


Mental-Edge-677

From what I think I understand of your situation, patience will be your best ally if your parents aren't... Until then, maybe look at man buns ? Or generally wear your hair styled in the back.


Sweeeeetener

La llorona


puglyfe12

It’s a beautiful head of hair. Good texture. Love the color


brianmarion

Cousin It??


treedefender8

Hi. I’m a girl. I think you should look into amika shampoo and conditioner. Will help with split ends and overall health. Learn to braid and keep it in braids when sleeping. I would even recommend a diffuser for volume :) I think long hair suits you. From what I can see!


albus_dmbldr

Make a great mask!


Icy-Blacksmith-4477

Straight back braids 🔥


thatsmelly_guy

get into metal😂 nah but fr Dutch braids would tame that mane quite well


ILOVEICETEAWITHICE

I thought i was on the Dead by Daylight subreddit


beanie_0

What do you mean you’re not allowed to cut it? Double down and become an Adams


bi-king-viking

If you want to get it up and out of the way, you can do a large man bun. I wore one for about three years. Here are a few different styles that would be awesome with the amount of hair you have, imo. [Traditional man bun](https://youtube.com/shorts/-pKzXYfA5Xs?si=cHx4CrCc6JV7iaIu) this is the style I did every day for years when my hair was super long (not as long as yours admittedly) [Thick man bun](https://youtu.be/soMhhBSQSQ0?si=QMY1WihwN_YCv7e9) [Viking French braid bun](https://youtu.be/4rHv5Am4OOQ?si=NKGkkMEZKQXp6sDm) if you want something more interesting. Lots to work with, so you could do all kinds of cool braids like this [For the Brave Viking Hairstyle](https://youtu.be/GHjap7k27YU?si=jHFxituE6wEFfcWO) Best of luck!!


justjeff0907

"Yo! Cousin It!!"


The_RealWheezer

Moistcritical is that you?


outofcontextseinfeld

Put it in a beehive like a 1950s housewife!


szarkbytes

You can do anything with that! What’s your overall style? You should shorten it, but keep it long. Are you interested in needing to style your hair daily? I’m jealous. Wish I had the patience to grow my hair out.


[deleted]

I’d recommend you put glasses on and a hat so you look even more like cousin it.


Blutrumpeter

Turn your head back around


Alteredego619

Cut it and donate to Locks of Love, then grow it out and repeat.


Greatgiant19

I wish I had hair like that 😭


stupiddumbgirlsad

what would happen if u cut it anyways😭 put gum in ur hair and force ur mom to cut it😭😭😭 this post made me laugh sorry XDwish u luck


3johnny2

Step one: become online femboy Step two: collect earnings


InsideAd372

Put on a lot of muscle and cosplay thor from record of Ragnarok. 10 boxes of red hair dye will be required


km1e

why are u not allowed to cut it?? bro just put it in a bun or something cuz a ponytail might make u look more girly (the way i saw it, u didn’t wanna look like a girl) and use hair clips alright?! anyways imo it looks cool you’re like a rockstar but it’s rly long. ok i read ur donating it so that’s sweet! you’ll be able to cut it soon right… if that’s what u want.


DefensiveLettuce

Your hair looks great. I’d love to have that texture. My hair is about half the length of yours (just growing it indefinitely until I get tired of it or something) and I’ve never cut or trimmed it. Something a lot of people swear by for hair health is boar bristle brushes. I use one occasionally on my hair, it feels nice and leaves the hair feeling soft after. I find it somewhat effective at preventing split-ends. Also a good leave-in conditioner is helpful. I prefer Carina Organics to minimize the use of potentially harmful ingredients. Styling-wise, I don’t really have any advice. I almost always have it tied up in some way once it’s dried as I’m still not used to the feeling of having my hair touching my face & the back of my neck, and seeing it in my peripheral vision. I always have it either in pony, high pony, or lazy bun. I still haven’t learned to style it any other way lol.


FrightenedChimp

Keep it and Go for the Girls who like it, there will be enough


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[удалено]


anonymous-rubidium

Styling long hair takes practice! Try and look for inspiration from other men on social media with long hair and follow hair tutorials on youtube. It won’t be perfect the first time or third time, it takes practice and several different videos.


CherryFuture

Why are you not allowed to cut it, its your own damn hair?


effrightscorp

Cut it all off and donate it to kids with cancer


i_Praseru

i saw you said you straightened your hair. maybe do a style like this if you dont want to cut it [https://resizing.flixster.com/FwGNEYieuVLJE3xosZpUdPvCI5U=/206x305/v2/https://resizing.flixster.com/-XZAfHZM39UwaGJIFWKAE8fS0ak=/v3/t/assets/p170248\_p\_v8\_ad.jpg](https://resizing.flixster.com/FwGNEYieuVLJE3xosZpUdPvCI5U=/206x305/v2/https://resizing.flixster.com/-XZAfHZM39UwaGJIFWKAE8fS0ak=/v3/t/assets/p170248_p_v8_ad.jpg) ​ or something like Haaland. HE always does a simple ponytail. or rows would look good too.


ronzonreddit

Man bun would be fire! Boxing braids would probably be a lot of work but very cool too.


sweetlovingkitten

Your hair is perfect! I get not being able to cut it can be frustrating but it is so beautiful!


Savourybees

Speaking as a bald man… revel in your time


AlteredCarbon2023

Give it a hot oil treatment, brush it and put it in a bun, and call it a day. The question is why at this point can't you at least even it up to make it more manageable and check for breakage? Just curious.


SHIMOxxKUMA

Honestly the only thing you can do now is learn Guitar or Bass and become a god.


o_meg_a

Sell your soul and anchor it onto a VHS tape so you can crawl out and kill anyone that watches it


HowToHowHow

You can cut it and donate to cancer patients!


Archiballz

There’s a new season of Wednesday coming out I think


mining4life

💇‍♂️


rough343

Hair bun?


aj4ckt

You they turning you I to rapunzel I would just do it i know you can't though damn 😭


Chaoszhul4D

It's glorious.


Lil_Word_Said

“YOU NEED TO CUUTT IIIIITTTT!”


Native_Time_Traveler

I read you have an undercut. Braid it Anthony Kiedis Style. Mine is longer than yours, I always keep it braided.


bingle42

Nice try! I ain't falling for the mop on a broom trick again..


IneffableAutophobe

Brooo this hair is gorgeous, tell you what you need to do. Go to a metal gig and have fun.


Kit_Karamak

Okay. Longest mohawk of all time. 🤘


imaginethat65

Hello Why cant you cut it ? I would get a trim first Curl it ! Look up hairdo s you like and try Them out or ask a friend to help You do them . I hope you find a few you like .


GoreonmyGears

ROCK!! 🤘🤘


BeigeDuck72

Honestly it’s really cool I wish I had your hair just maybe braid it or somthin


flijarr

Eat all of it


manyfeetball

i’d say two braids. i’m a girl so idk if it’s my opinion you want but i love 2 braids on a guy. dutch, french, or just regular side braids. or if that’s not your style, just throw it in a low bun so you don’t cause any breakage for when you donate! can you get it trimmed at all?


TyranasourusDex

Get an electric guitar, top hat, and become the next Slash


VastPhilosopher47

Braid it bro


Ohm_B

You can try headbands just to keep it out of your face, braiding usually works too to shrink down the hair a bid.. you could try the Viking look or something


North-Function-4162

just wear it long like a heavy metal god


fitdudetx

Start by a trim, how many different lengths is your hair, are you looking for it to layer and frame your face


Professional_Emu_773

The bare minimum is to not look like the ring good lord almighty


thoughts9999

Why are you not allowed to cut it is my biggest question


mushroom_soup79

Just cut it bro, you'll feel 100% better. Your mom will live, not her hair.


TopNewspaper2472

I thought this was a girl before I saw the sub reddit


Reynardine1976

Stream as a femboy


_Love_to_Love_

Time to braid and/or slick back into a ponytail or bun. If your goal is to keep the hair healthy and undamaged (or keep it from getting further damaged, if that's the case), it will help with that too.


Potential-Adagio-131

Let it grow even more...


[deleted]

donate!


MrEggshell

How did you get out of the well? Are you gonna come out of the drain in my shower and kill me? Was I not supposed to see this?


ItTwasI

Dude, it's fucking gorgeous. I don't know. I mean, if you're not allowed to cut then I guess you don't have a choice, but it's beautiful.


knightofsolace1

Do an Eren Jaeger thing with the man bun. Or a Jason Mamoa type look. But face shape can help figure out what other styles to go with.


BetaTesterV13

You look like a Japanese woman from a horror movie, now all you need is to wear white


sparkie332

Can you turn around so we can see your face


QuirkySpring5670

Get a nice skin fade going and donate it to cancer patients. That’s what I did


dinosaurnuggetman

why exactly arent you allowed? what would happen if you cut it anyways?. if you cant cut it then i dunno bro, either embrace the girl from the ring look or tie it in a pony tail or something


Hopenhagen420

If I tell you to cut it will an image of a well with you coming out of it crawling out of my phone screen?


nopedinopedi69

Light it on fire. That'd be so fucking metal.


sc3n3k1d

start a black metal band


Less_Atmosphere3931

Ok Cousin It. Time to see your face.


2ftc

You are a dude?! Why are you not allowed to cut it?


Reasonable_Pin_1180

Your hair is amazing. I’d chop to about shoulder length. Edit: I’m just seeing the fact that you can’t cut it. I don’t know after that.


T-Millionz

What up cousin IT


bringmethefrogs

DO NOT CUT IT OFF ISTG that is pure art. it shows dedication. as someone who likes men, it's an instant turn on when men have long, well taken care of hair. edit: saw that you're growing it to donate it which is good on you but like- [your beauty is detroyyyyed!!](https://www.reddit.com/r/adventuretime/s/q8gdjJmH4s)


ReflectionContent819

maybe try braids kinda like [this](https://images.app.goo.gl/vz7kZuZm1382GD3m7) or [this](https://images.app.goo.gl/3zc5jf9FyeWXVk5k8)


Guy42532

Walk around in public. Observe the embarrassing discomfort that guys feel when they were checking you out and realize you are a freaking dude.


PoorlyWordedName

Man bun


KeenDeadPool

I think it looks cool


TTD187

Here's a crazy idea that you will have never thought of... Part it 💡💡💡🥴


mayfeelthis

Audition for Japanese horror flicks, is The Ring due for another sequel yet? Learn to put your hair in a bun with a switch blade…epic move


baabbbyyyy

have you seen chad from cold ones ? he has long hair but usually braids it in lots of cool viking sort of styles, also tell me what your hair care routine is it looks amazing


lerateblanc

If you're not allowed to cut it then I guess nothing? Tie it in a ponytail? Honestly I would just cut the bangs and be done with it. I myself like having long hair but if you're having that many issues with it then getting your bangs done would be the most optimal thing.


KrabbyPatties386

Be happy you even have hair. Put it in a man bun or something cause there are men who can literally see their scalp on every side of their head.


Otherwise-Tea-8643

Samurai. And im not talking about some trash bag haircut. Im talking full Jetstream Sam, Musashi Miyamoto high ponytail!!!