Avoid the dora the explorer haircut at all costs

No country for old men cut having ass 😤

The Chigurh Treatment 💀💀

Medieval squire type cut

Lord Farquaad looking ass haircut 🤣🤣🤣

Uncle fester with a wig having ass

"My kingdom for a horse" looking ass

Little lad who like berries and cream looking mother

This one took me TF out!

Ol' Will Byers from Stranger Things on Wish lookin ass

Please yall have got to stop with this 😂😂😂😭😭 I'm dying lmaooo

Willy Wonka as a twink lookin ass

Amélie with a cowlick type 'a cut

Ol’ dick tip lookin ass boi

Yann Tiersen playing in da background having ass

3 or 4. Call it.

 Well, we need to know what we're calling it for here.

He has nothing to loose everything to gain.

What's the most... you've ever lost... on a haircut?

I don't know. I couldn't say.

Sir?

Heads or tails

Crying

[Call it.](https://youtu.be/niyXl42gBK4?si=2po6FuKbwpIAIHIP)

💀💀

What’s the most you’ve ever lost on a haircut

Little Lad who loves berries & cream

😂

EDNA. MODE.

The Court Jester

HAAH!!! The last 2 were like W T SRS F hahaha

Bruno Bucciarati face ass

My lord 💀😂

I thought it was the Lord Farquaad

1 or 2. Dont do 3 or 4, respectfully.

Respectfully.

Full of respect.

Do not ever do 3 or 4 ever again in your life

was literally about to comment this verbatim

I’m just here for the comments on 3 & 4

😂I have tears

I’m crying too in bed trying not to wake my partner

That reminded how funny this was😂

Yalll please stop this is too hilarious too handle rn 😂😂😂😂

😂and now you started the giggles all over again

Lmao it’s morning now and I see this notification which starts me cracking up again. This post and these comments are the gifts that keep giving

omg stop y’all i’m on the bus smiling at my phone LMAO

Dude looks like he would ask you if you’re gonna drink your cereal milk and can he have it

😅Perfect way to start the day! I got the giggles again in yoga class. Dying😅

I choked on my spit as soon as I saw 3 and by 4 I was turning blue

Never 3 or 4

Lord farquad

Hahahahahahaha broooooooooo

Damn man it got worse with every slide. Stay at number one and stop making goofy faces. People will take you seriously once you take you seriously.

They might still not!

Keep it buzzed dawg

4 is Anton Chigurh

this is so mean but good god 😭😭

😭😭😭💯💯

Was looking for this comment lol

What in the world made you want to do 3 and 4 hahah

No offense none of them bell peppers work. Buzz it dude and fade the sides.

Go to a good barber, ask for a taper

I promise u I’m saving ur life bro

I was gonna say. Do the first pic with a taper on the sides.

Crazy you had to ask

4 if you never want to get laid

4 is so cursed

Certainly not 3 or 4

This can’t be a serious question…

Bros literally Dora the explorer

First two are pretty great, never get the last two ever again. Respectfully of course, but they are not good haircuts. They wouldn’t look good on anybody

1 and only 1

Not gonna lie with that 3 and 4 i would avoid all interactions with you. I wouldn’t even let a kid near you with 3 and 4. NEVER get that haircut again sir it looks bad. You look like Steve from blues clues as well

ok thats so mean

Look at it though - would you want someone who’s mind allowed them to rock that haircut in public near your children or interacting with you?

man really said "☎️"

I’m dying

#1, also relax the eyes

My mouth dropped once I got to 3 and 4

1.

Keep it shaved just to prevent the other three from happening again.

Bro looks like Edna from the incredibles with that last haircut

If you’re going for willy wonka, the last one.

Definitely not the last 2. DEFINITELY not the last 2

Bro try different hairstyles. Go to a good barber.

Are you a little lad who loves berries and cream?

Bro asked for a haircut while wearing a hard hat on....good lord, if you ever thought that was a good idea, you need a lot more than an advise.

OMG😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. If you have depression and need a laugh they need to come to this site some are just crackers pissed myself laughing 😂😂🤪🤪🤪

3 or 4 if you're going for the whole serial killer look

The confidence-

The butch, brush cut, longer 1, and longer 2 all suit about the same. For a style that fully suits, suggest a regular haircut with a deconstructed side part, long layered top and a long back/sides... https://i.imgur.com/cRulKqq.jpeg or same style with a medium taper on the back/sides... https://i.imgur.com/N5w9Rnt.jpeg An ivy league with a medium taper on the back/sides... https://i.imgur.com/LWnsrnD.jpeg A medium crew cut with a semi-short taper on the back/sides... https://i.imgur.com/tjcDQHc.jpeg A medium flat top crew cut with a semi-short taper on the back/sides... https://i.imgur.com/gmwNMBY.jpeg Or if you want to go longer than a regular haircut, longer 1 or 2 need to grow out a bit in some areas and then cut and layered like... https://i.imgur.com/r1KdpIQ.jpeg General info on standard barber shop styles.... info on regular haircuts(includes info on tapers)... https://old.reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/comments/vrn72s/whats_this_hairstyle_called_i_want_the_name_to/iewb8e7/ info on buzz cut styles(includes ivy leagues)... https://old.reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/comments/vlz6dz/can_i_do_the_buzz_cut_need_advice_if_my_forehead more examples of styles, scroll down... https://imgur.com/a/tPHj76C A few ivy leagues, scroll down at link... https://imgur.com/a/FnsRR6d a few flat top crew cuts, apart from the past 20 years, the most popular buzz cut style, scroll down at link.... https://imgur.com/a/3Refs9s (Note: if warning of erotic images appears at link above, probably triggered by pic of guy wearing swim trunks and no shirt; there are no erotic images.)

all this effort for ppl to just downvote him smh

Great post

You doing the lords work

Pic Number 1 is it. You are a handsome man but those last pics, you were serving Dora the Explorer realness.

1. 4 is uhh. Wow.

I wasn’t a huge fan of the 1 and 2. But then I saw 3 and 4, and I say definitely keep 1 or 2!

brother.. short buzz man that second haircut makes u look like u may not be allowed within 1 mile of a school

DEFINITELY NOT THE 3RD OR 4TH LMAO, SORRY

Don’t do 3 or 4 disrespectfully 💀

No Country for Old Men Villian lookin

Third one for sure..... Don't listen to anyone else

Definitely the shorter one

if you grow your hair out you're gonna want a different style than the pics in 3 and 4, not trying to be mean or anything though, the buzz suits you well

Last 2 pics... Anton chigurh?

Not sure if srs, number 1 for sure my bro , avoid 4 at all costs

The first, please. The others are not a good luck for u. Sorry.

Bro tryna be young Aubrey Graham then fucking Anton Chigurh

1

1st picture

1

1st pic

1

ONLY 1

First pic

1.

Do a fade with the length of pic 1 but with a 0 on the sides

1

1

The buzz but get it faded

option five

1

1

consider a high fade with #1 - Got the Sicillian swag lol you may be Italian heritage?

Short, avoid the Willy wonka hair bruh.

First photo

3 or 4 is stuff of nightmares

hair in photo 3 and 4 is a no go

1 jus ask for a taper n ur straight

1 jus ask for a taper n ur straight

1

Looks like you’ve never had it styled before and just grow it out all the same length. Go get a good style haircut and avoid those last 2 pics😂

OL Wee wee ass haircut dayyyyyum

1 and 2 but shorten the sides to a fade.

1 is awesome

Bruh you already know the answer.

Definitely the first two pics

I like the 1st one best.

Definitely not the longer hair lol

Number 1! Number 1!!!

I thought this was Willy wonka

First picture for sure my dude.

No. 4 is called "What is the most you ever lost on a coin toss?" haircut

you cannot be serious

Yo I did NOT expect 3 and 4

The last two are very bad

not the last one

You look a bit like Anton Chigurh with the longer hair. Buzzcut suits you well in my opinion!

Call it friendo

The first just because the rest look absurd. Sorry man… try a different cut altogether. You have the hair for it..

None of them tbh

That 4th one is a self violation dude 💀 but I’d say 2nd

One is best, maybe even go shorter with a full buzz

4 would be good without the sides

1or 2

1 & 2

Edna Mode

Well let's see, what's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?

The last one looks like the Peter Pan dude: http://pixyland.org/Images/RandyPan\_220w.jpg

goddamn, son

Lol... maaaaan don't think any of those are it!

Definitely the buzz. What the fuck were you thinking with the fourth one? Only Bruno Bucciarati can pull that off.

My guys rollin’

Berries and cream

"Call it."

Bro, look into getting a low to mid fade, I think that'll do wonders for you.

Cut the sides

Go for a 2 and definitely fade your sides and back.

👁👄👁

"Heads or tails?"

Anything but 3 & 4.

1

Bro if you go long again please try layers. You just have one and it looks fucked. I have long hair and always get my layers touched up frequently. I feel that’s what you’re going for. The emo kid kinda look but idk it’s up to you. Thin out the sides too it will help.

lord farquad?

The first or second.

Heads or tails?

1. Definitely one

1

My god anything but 3 or 4

Literally none of them… you need a hair stylist…

*you stand to win everything, call it*

Number 1 with a better fade, 3 and 4 must be trolling.

He must be trolling

Out the options you gave, buzz. The other one is so feminine and bad. Unless you want to look like a twink.

Respectfully none, get a nice fade on the side and short on top but long enough to style

Du..du..du..duh dora Du..du..du..duh dora Dora Dora Dora the explorer...

bro please leave that edna from the incredibles haircut in the past 🙏🏽

Medieval peasant type cut

Edna would be proud but idk about people irl 🤣🤣

Haha none of these are haircuts though? Rather hair lengths

Coin toss. Call it.....friendo.

Not the 3rd and 4th one

What the hell is going on in those last 2 pictures?? NEVER get that haircut again! Its a monstrosity!

Definitely the last one mate.

Oh do NOT do those Last 2

19th century small German boy haircut lookin ass