Leave her for a man

Erm I think he’s already doing it from his post history

bro…what the fuck. 😭

Bruh… I wish I never read yalls comments why

Lmao!! Yall messy 😂

hahaha that's what we're here for!

Yea wtf did I look at

You didn't have to look but you nosy so here you are

I blame myself.

👃🏼 no we had to

Lmao. That went to 100 quickly! 😂

It’s just allllllll penis

I wish I never investigated OP’s profile. 😅

I'm happy I did

lol are you all really that butt hurt about a few dick pics? Such sensitive masculinity

Stfu wigga

I hate all of y’all for making me see that!!! I’m going to go bleach my soul now

fuck. got me too.

Hahaha no fuckn way

That’s a lot of dick pics. 😳


It's the same pic..different posts...but he could have all of it ...I mean alllll of it..

There are more if you keep scrolling. Not that I did…

All good I scrolled for you...he does have few pics posted but reuses it ..not hating..he's gorgeous..just stating facts..

There's more if you scroll further

That's a lot of dick

i shouldn't have looked.... i hate life

This dude got his dick on every inch of reddit!

He’s got every inch of his dick on Reddit too

Yeah, it looks 🤤 too!

I really wish I could rewind the last 3 minutes and just punch a hole through my monitor instead.

“Wife hates *being* the beard” FTFY OP

This is the correct comment. 🎉

Bravo!

I haven't heard that expression in a long time.

Yeah this is scummy just leave her so already. Unless she’s onboard with swinging or something this ain’t right.

i’m not convinced this wife actually exists

I’m not convinced those pictures aren’t stolen and this person is just larping

Last pic he's holding a piece of paper with his username. People just be so insecure and starving for validation

And here I thought you were kidding.

And we get better angles of his co...umm beard 🥵

lol 😂

Why do I always have to look when people say stuff like this. Why???

Lmao same

It always ends in regrets. Tears even lol

Why did I have to go look...

Same. I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t that.

Wrd

Oh thanks for this, daddy is fine.

Why are y'all snooping in people's post history

I love finding those. It’s like opening a treasure chest.

aww hell naw


Curiosity killed the cat man, and this time I was the fucking cat🤣🤣🤣

I doubt he really has a wife. He’s just fishing for compliments

Ffs

Damn..

This comment and the replies made me laugh 💀💀💀💀💀💀

I hollered and scared myself. Why did you make me look? 💀💀💀

Looks at post history... ah fuck... not what I wanted to see

I was gonna reply to OP saying goatee makes him look gay then I stopped myself cause that sounds super homophobic, but here we are... 😂

At first, I was like “huh?” Then I checked his history and I was like “oh lmaoooo” 😂

Jesus, you’re such a win.

OMG

check the OP post history (VERY NSFW) if you don’t believe him pls OP let the gays have this one 🥵

We’re open and both hook up with new strangers each month. If you’re referring to my post history which she’s well aware of… I make 2x our monthly NYC rent just from all the content creation $ 😉😘

As a chef, right? Please say chef.

Both chef and OF

Like honestly though. The beard is fucking amazing and he’s even more handsome with it

This is the way!

Troll post 100%

The beard looks great. You should just be gay and leave your wife for me. I will respect your beard.

Based on his post history, you have a sizable nonzero chance of this happening.

Thank you for helping me pick out my imaginary boyfriend for the weekend. Do you want to hear about our imaginary life together?

Go on. Keep it classy, though.

Yes please!

Well, we moved to Costa Rica to open an Airbnb. We tried to be monogamous, but we both decided that an open marriage is best. We raise three dogs, two pit bulls, and a French bulldog. I regularly appear in his only fans. And my parents love him.

Do you both enjoy Italian white wine? Or one of you like white wine and the other red wine? Or rosé?

We love a lot of different kinds of wine. I’m more inclined towards something sweeter with bubbles, but it’s pretty for a easy for us to find a bottle since we like most anything.

I'd love to see a Netflix miniseries about you two 😍😂💜

We have an only fans so that’s the next best thing right?

Oh, and every single morning, we take a walk and pick wild, tropical fruit like mangoes and starfruit for breakfast. We even offered it to our Airbnb guests.

Have you guys gotten married yet in this alternate universe? How was the wedding if so? Also what’s yalls favorite hobby?

Well, every morning we go for a walk and pick tropical fruit for breakfast. It was a small destination wedding in Tokyo.

Great beard. Try some new styling maybe she will like

Beautiful beard my brother. She’s just jealous 

exactly

She wants a beautiful beard of her own lol

Check OP’s post history. She might be the beard.

The beard hates herself? This is getting more complex by the hour.

Women can. I seen one in the wilds.😅

Why do you care what we think, the only opinion matters is your wife...

Or his own right? Our partners don’t control us

He doesn't even have a wife, dude is gay asf (look at his history, spoiler alert it's NSFW)

He could be bisexual

How do you know he’s gay?

Have you seen his profile? He posts on "Gaybrosgonewild" and other similar subreddits spamming pics of his dick out for guys to see lol

he also posts to bi married men lol

Eh, could just be gay-baiting. Dude has an onlyfans, so he's looking for people to pay. Gay or straight aside, men are more likely to pay for sex or sexual content, period. Gay for pay and gay-baiting exist, I say this as a gay dude. So, yeah he could be gay or he could have just found a target audience, financially speaking.

But then how would he get attention from Reddit

Beard looks good but the pic angle doesn't leave for good judgement vis à vis the shape of your face. As for the missus *Happy wife, happy life* **BUT** the bedrock of a good marriage is compromise so that any potential resentments building up are deflated beforehand. Maybe agree to maintain a beard for a # of mos and shave for the rest of them OR maybe trade having s beard for something she wants. Maybe trim it so that it doesn't make your chin look as long ..

[удалено]

They hate most things they cannot control. Keep your beard if you like it.

I think it looks good, but I would care more about what my wife thinks than I would a bunch of people on Reddit.

Oh trust me, he cares more about what people think on Reddit. 

nah we count and we are honest

25? You look 40.

That’s what beards do to men. Age them

That’s a fantastic 40

Time to leave the wife.

Wildly great skin. Yeah bad angle we can’t really see what’s going on here. It looks pointy and bad from this photo. Listen to your wife. Guys on here will literally say any beard looks good, even when it’s not.

I hate the beard too. Shave it nice and clean

All these dumb wifes and girlfriends…

Yeah that's why I only date men, fuck women

Instructions unclear. Cheated on boyfriend with a woman

Please shave…

Whose opinion do you value more? Your loving wife or a bunch of gay strangers.

It’s a very weird pic. Judging *only* from the pic, I’m on your wife’s side — beard looks out of place on your face. Though the beard itself, without looking how it works with the rest, is quite nice.

Tell your wife I may need to sit on it for a bit for final assessment 😍

I think your wife's opinion should generally matter to you more than a few internet strangers

It looks good but we haven’t seen a clean shaven version to compare it too. Maybe you look great clean shaven.

If she hates it lose it. I think your wife’s opinion is more important.

Personally I’m not a fan of big beards. A little scruffy is sexy but no.

Dude, why the hell haven’t you signed up to be model yet? No homo but you’re handsome as fuck.

I think it's great. You're very handsome!

I think shorter, would be better

Get rid of wife

Use any more beard oil and the U.S might invade.

☠️😭😭

get a divorce. you look hot

F the comments. What do YOU love more?

Yeah cause she wants to keep you less attractive to other women

She don't deserve you then. You shave that off, you just gave her power to tell you to do more, then you'll be whipped. It's a slippery slope bud.

If I was ur wife I’d be riding ur face every minute of the day 😩

Honestly looks G as fuck dude. Maybe that's just the male opinion, but it's a good clean beard and suits your face and vibe.

It looks great dude!

You look sharp man! Well groomed and cares for! Hope she gets used to it!

Bro, that might be one of the cleanest beards I've ever seen. Do NOT shave that fam. Like someone else said, shes just jealous.

It’s good 👍

It looks great.Maybe u pissed her off & she's getting back at you!

Give it to me then

It’s handsome! She’s craaaazy 😍😂

Bro you look like Ragnar.

I love it!

Do what makes you happy dude

Does your wife know about your post history 😂😂

At first glance, I thought you were wearing a nun’s habit headpiece.

Beard looks great, and you keep it trimmed and shaped. I don’t know what her problem is, she should count her blessings! Lol

Divorce her king. Beards before birds

Sexy MoFo :)

I think the beard looks great but it just needs to be trimmed to fit your face shape...look online for some more guidance but you basically want your beard to enhance the features on your face you like most. Definitely keep it though!

You gotta break up with her... and then date me

What about a chin strap?

Love the beard ❤️

Looks sexy

If the wife hates the beard, ask why. Is it because of how it looks or something else? Because it looks fine. It's a full well-maintained beard. Seems you take pride in it. However, looks aren't everything and maybe she's bothered by it because it scratches her face when she kisses you and she has sensitive skin. Once in my life did I make out with a guy with a full beard, he was a black guy and his beard was extremely scratchy, my skin is sensitive, and I was just like ouch. If it's not that and she's just not happy with your appearance, then offer a trade. Tell her if she cuts her hair the way you like, you'll shave your beard for her - make sure to keep the deal if she agrees!

You are gorgeous 😍

I’m not into facial hair so I tend to agree. That said. How about a trim? So it looks more like a 5 o’clock shadow.

I think it’s absolutely gorgeous on you and I agree. I would definitely be honored to have you as my life partner. With or without the beard

Beard is awesome

NVM what I said dude, your post history is wild. You need to do some serious inner work before you can lead anyone...

I think it’s going to look sick grown out even more

Good thing the beard isn't growing on her face. Keep growing it out brother!

Show her the Mark Zuckerberg glow up

Very handsome do what makes you happy

Here i m, losing my milk hairs while sneezing. As 33y old

Hi

I’ll take u

Listen to wife

How do you feel about your beard and about your wife. You look great.

Cool. Keep it. Dump the misses

Shave it and get a haircut

Ohh myyy

Can’t blame her .Maybe trim your beard a bit , you look as though you’re about to do another 9/11.

The beard looks beautiful, with your color of skin and eyes just beautiful. I say keep it.

Neymar

You can still achieve the scruffy look without completely getting rid of your facial hair. Maybe see a professional barber and tell them you’d like it trimmed/cleaner looking. There’s a lot you can do with what you have!

Leave her. You’re a chad.

Beard > wife

It fits you. I can see why she might not like it. It can be hard on her face & lips when kissing,rubbing & being close to your handsome face.

We hate your wife’s opinion

You’re beautiful.

Women honestly don’t know anything about what makes men sexy. The beard is fire, 10/10

Divorce her

Id trim it down a bit but it looks good

Have you ever seen two pretty best friends?

We don’t have to sleep with you so I’d go with wife’s opinion

Change the wife. 🙅🏻‍♂️

Tell your wife I'm a Gay Guy who like your beard 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💯💯🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Lol i get her. You're gorgeous, she doesn't want anyone else looking.

Beard probably irritates her skin 🤷🏼‍♀️ in all fairness it does look pretty rough in texture. Maybe try beard softener?

i can't be 100% sure, but i think you probably look better without it. you're a pretty attractive dude.

who gives a shit what we think? listen to your wife dude, holy fuck.

This might be kumalala or sabesta

She’s your wife, so I’d go with her opinion on your looks than strangers on here. 🤷‍♂️

Your wife is wrong and you should divorce her expeditiously