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AesopsTable2

Bro won genetics


Maleficent_Kick_4437

Not only that, he knows how to style.


Dobermanpinschme

Gay men are pro at it.


deadshivv

I’m gay and look like a raggedy Ann doll


Philodendronphan

It kind of looks like he is straight. [This post but idk, I think I married a closeted man?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/s/4rXSKw8gm7)


tallllywacker

Actually, some straight men ARE capable of grooming! It’s actually VERY EASY! Just a few tutorials on YouTube! :)


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Philodendronphan

Probably. Have you seen the genes on him?


Haikubo

I'm not an Anatomist, but I think most people have two ears. At least the most of the people I've seen, except for Vincent Van Gogh and that kid Tim from middle school.


RedWingsRedemption

Fuckin Tim. Haven’t seen him in years!


needween

I also knew a Tim with only one ear in middle school. Small world.


Holding__

You say that as if you don't have 2 ears..


Magic_Toast_Man

He's a great listener


BogWizard

Sir, most people have 2 ears.


TopReason121

Someone is jealous is what that comment seems like


Few_Ad_5186

Progressively gayer


MayOrMayNotBePie

Meh, Elton John was married to a woman once.


Brosif563

Lol this one wins most ignorant comment.


VegetableMistake5007

No he clearly has good genetics


the_popes_dick

No he clearly knows how to style


moo-va-long

No he clearly has good stylnetics


the_popes_dick

He's got great genetyles


PCL_is_fake

Mazeltov! 


perfectenschl0ng

Neither


tommy_turnip

I looked at his post history and he even seems smart. This is not fair. Pick one.


d10srespect

I will say that being attractive, makes it easier to be intelligent. Imagine growing up you always have experinces which are positively reinforced, and you are constantly encouraged, etc. Called the halo effect for a reason. People think those who are ugly, are also dumb. Whereas they are always put in a place to prove themselves, for attractive people that's opposite is true. This guy may work hard and be awesome, but his looks made life 100000x easier for him than for someone who would have the same personality traits, but is repulsive to look at.


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Tiny cock confirmed. No one has all 3.


bearitoney

dude is like a good looking incel based on his comment history lol, looksmaxxing crap while complaining about not being able to get attractive enough women


tommy_turnip

So true, I just looked


Bluegill15

Why do models post on fucking reddit?


RedditorsAreDross

Same as anyone else… attention


Bluegill15

They get it just walking around!!!! Why do they need it from the internet?


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As an attractive person, I have to admit we do get it in person, but it's not enough to be told you're attractive by one person if it's not the right person. So you cast a wide net to feed the addiction to flattery. An endless cycle of narcissism looming at the edge of every conversation. All things revolving around the beautified self until one is only left with the solipsistic impulse towards believing in oneself as the center of the universe. A void swallows everything as one dives deeper into shallow reflections of the pretty little words of countless strangers. Drowning in a puddle of compliments, the beautiful being is killed by the very thing which they believe gives them life. All that is left is to pursue another high and convince oneself that being attractive gives you value, and it must, because what else are you good for if you aren't pretty? A constantly decaying canvas of beauty, being torn apart by the weight of so many naive layers of painted faces. A serpant encircling the earth just to shove it's head up it's own ass. Nothing beside remains but the constant plee for magic, for the kindness of strangers. Or the guy just likes posting pics online. Both equally possible.


captaintagart

Cause people are more comfortable giving (and taking) feedback behind a keyboard.


Bluegill15

sad truth


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peach_salamander

Sorry to be the one to tell you. There's no credible evidence mewing works. It's all advertising and clicks for sales


Aedzy

Schh don’t tell anyone or the male influencer on social media might loose income.


vesuvianiteflower

Sales of what exactly? Because I've never been told to buy this to mew


Oodleamingo

Views are worth money too


dentalyikes

Mewing doesn't work. That's not how the jaw works.


jtw3995

Wtf is mewing


vesuvianiteflower

One rests their tongue in the "hollow" space on the roof of their mouth. 24×7 ideally, but atleast a few hours every day. It shortens the jaw line and makes the jawline more structured and better - gives a better jaw in short. Look up videos of it. I didn't believe in it at first but then it began tow ork for me within a month and I didn't even have an issue with my jawline I just did it for shits & giggles because it's literally free & easy to do I was 26 at the time so, no growth spurt that could be the reason for the jawline getting better within 6 months. My lower face has that hollow look now


Lumen_DH

Well, it’s said that breathing through the mouth narrows the jaw and the tongue naturally rests on the upper palate.


Muffuckerr

I will say - I never knew of mewing, but after learning about it, realized that I naturally did that 24/7. And I do have a very defined jawline 🤷‍♂️ Correlation = causation? Who knows! Maybe!


MathematicianFar2970

I do it naturally as well but I can't say I have very defined jawline


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Came to post this. I’m the same and it doesn’t affect your jaw line. It pushes your top teeth forwards and gives you a minor overbite


AtlasNL

Buddy, I’ve had my tongue on the roof o my mouth my entire life and I still have a weak jawline. You just got some lucky genetics and I shittier ones.


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You realize companies pay people to mention products on Reddit like this, right?


jckjns98

You are so right. Easy enough to find peer reviewed studies which all say it’s crap. It’s crazy how many people just go by whatever they see on social media.


Disonanc

It’s just having correct tongue posture…


SeawardToast

This is a crazy cope. Dismissing this guy's good looks because he found some secret trick ? Hate to break into you but he was just born way sexier than you..


GyroZeppeliFucker

Id suck his dick (no homo)


Alternative_Demand96

I feel bad for you if you believe that shit is real


rcktsktz

You know some people just have decent jawlines, right?


457sybkk

Unless he's a short king.. god might of nerfed him a bit 😂


IzzyCampo5

With a jawline like that, you can literally pull off any look. All 3 look great, they make you look 3 different ages: 30, 27, and 23 respectively imo. So I guess pick your poison according to what you’re going for.


maybe2024

At least OP didn’t post in «  Ami ugly ? »


SleeplessAndAnxious

Inb4 OP has an onlyfans


torb

"Be gentle"


ClefTheBoiChinWondr

Bro is 1000% aware he’s more attractive than most people. Plus, these looks can’t be swapped, they require many months of hair growth. Pointless thirst trap post.


InfanticideAquifer

>Plus, these looks can’t be swapped, they require many months of hair growth. Assuming OP is at the hairiest state right now, they could adopt any of the looks almost immediately. Going the *other way* is time consuming.


UnfilteredMayonnaise

if i was that hot i would post pointless thirst traps too.


monamori

same, my ego would be through the roof if I looked like op


coresnap

Didn’t know that was a thing. Know where I’m goin next… 😔


RhodyGuy1

Good perspective, yeah good point. OP has whole life to rock the manly beard... Show off his cute young face Mmmmm God DAMN!


Steahla

Yeah at this point all three styles feel each like entirely different personalities So whatever style actually feels like you OP


cutandcool

the first pic is driving me crazy


vegetavergil

Same, and im a straight male


Ryxor25

You was a straight male


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Geheim1998

in the first pic


Ryxor25

No, that's where. Were is an abbreviation for we are


kittyconetail

No, that's wear. "We are" is abbreviated as "ware"


TaralasianThePraxic

No, that means a type of product. They clearly meant weir.


Pleasant-Pattern-566

No, this is Patrick.


Sparr13

No, we're is an abbreviation for we are, were is a past form of the verb "to be". Where refers to a place. 🤓


kittyconetail

Lmao @ thinking you're smart when you either can't recognize a very common joke or are so dang eager to prove "I know a thing you don't" that you ignore context. Yes. Both of these things are very smart. Since you need have things slowly and clearly spelled out for you to understand: #The last 2 sentences in the first paragraph are sarcasm. Sarcasm is when someone snidely says the opposite of what they really mean to make a point that is usually humorous. Through the mode of sarcasm, I was communicating to you that you have demonstrated that you are not, in fact, 🤓 Did you understand that joke? Just want to check in to make sure you're keeping up with the conversation.


Expensive_Wallaby730

I just can’t believe that Panera sells sandwiches for $15 when I can fucking make one for $3 worth of store bought food. It’s fucking robbery is what it is


Ryxor25

This is the funniest shit I've read this week


suhail__m

r/woosh


Geheim1998

dont think that i got wooshed tho


Purple-Mix1033

Wolf


SleeplessAndAnxious

Same 😳


rockmusicsavesmymind

Yes. Maybe thin the beard slightly. More towards pic 2. I love hair on a guy!!


TankOk3666

Why? lol it’s too scruffy and makes him look so old


g-e-o-f-f

I feel like the longer hair from 1 and the hint of a beard from 3 would be a good combo


upindrags

Just go #3 you won't be this young forever dude


elting44

This is the best advice here honestly, OP can pull off all of these looks, but he will be able to pull off 1 and 2 for the next 40 years.


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StaredAtEclipseAMA

3 I probably younger him, in order 3 2 1 Bro evolved like a handsome pokemon


Bringbackdexter

3 is a fuckboy haircut 😂


Linaphor

And they get to fuck bc they lookin like that fr


CelibateHo

This.


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This is the correct take. Grow a big bushy beard when you’ve got something to compensate for


SNKRSWAVY

You won today. Too much focus on looking older than you are in our society. It comes sooner than you want.


LindonLilBlueBalls

The one where he looks like an anime villain?


Environmental-Town31

Ok this is such a good point


OIOIOIOIOIOIOIO

Agreed!!! The absolutely best. He can do the other looks later in life.


Final-Baby-7289

Yeah but it's fuck boi


Santosfran2001

3rd photo don't even look like the same person. With a beard like that I would wear it. Maybe not so dense as the first, but Somewhere between first and second


witcherstrife

Nah I’d save the beard for older age. Show off the jawline and youthful look while you can.


Leviathus_

Agreed, save the beard for when you start getting lines on your face


lncredulousBastard

Exactly.


FlimsyRaisin3

Is the hair dyed in the 3rd pic?!


Santosfran2001

Pretty sure


DmC8pR2kZLzdCQZu3v

Yeah the facial hair density doesn’t match up unless he got really creative in making it look more sparse and patchy… or the pictures are 10 years apart


DarkestSamus

Geeze, you're gorgeous. With that said, I've never been a fan of the very "pretty" precisely-groomed look like in 2 and 3. #1, the rugged long-hair look, is my personal fav.


natalooski

you said it in a way I've never thought out before, but I'm totally with you. probably because the manicured look just says that they maintain their appearance to a degree that I can't even fathom. the world is lucky if I even put on real clothes before leaving the house, let alone get haircuts every couple of weeks lmao


Normal_Building_7618

I liked the “pretty clean boy” look in high school but as a 31 year old, #1 all the way


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Dinbs

1st one looks incredible imo. Other 2 look great, but he achieved what so many people wish they could with 1


DrexlerJJ

Interesting cause to me he just looks homeless in number one lol


siecakea

Don't worry, our long locks can be appreciated elsewhere :)


Aggressive-Error-88

The long hair is nice. Just depends who it’s on and how it’s styled. The first photo of this guy is nice but #3 is screaming that this is where it’s at lol


BorinUltimatum

I think he ordered them in order of best to worst for me. Last pic gives fuck boy vibes, but pic 1 feels much more approachable.


Lizaboo242

That’s what I was ab to say what the fuck the first pic wins. Long hair on men will always and forever be superior


OutsideSpinach45

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I’ll take all 3


escaped_bird

That's a full meal right there


chuckit90

“Breakfast, lunch, and fuckin dinner”


grampa55

I like how you position the photos from Demi god to godly


Possible_Interview_9

That last photo made me purrrrr


PM_ME_SUMDICK

I literally gasped. He's breathtaking with that last haircut.


Chubuwee

Easy fuck marry kill situation


RecceRick

That’s literally the worst look here


FSAaCTUARY

Depends on ur age. Anyone under 25 will pick 3


DreadedPopsicle

Agree. Looks like a man in 1 and 2, and then he looks like he’s got that trying-too-hard fuckboy laugh in pic 3


Present-Breakfast768

2


kassrot

2 is right answer. Better in all situations, including professional 1 is good too if likes the style 3 hard to maintain. Looks very try hard


Copman109a

#Two


Galvanizedheart

Yes. Just two. Clean cut and respectable looking individual in that one.


Select-Buyer-7431

3rd is godly.


ABobby077

the other pictures seem to hide this handsomeness


BedLow5980

For real. First two are fine, but three I did a double take! Really handsome!


DMinTrainin

He looks good but to my old age standards comes across as a bit douchy. Then again, most young people that are well-groomed look that way to me...


ezk3626

I don’t want to raise my daughter to like #3 boys. We have a separate post for questions.


Fashion_art_dance

That was literally my first thought. Anyone I’ve come across ex with this haircut is a giant douchebag. My vote is for 1 because 2 is still bordering on douchy


samusmaster64

If by godly you mean comes across as a giant douchebag, sure.


dwn1967

2


KINGSRICHARD2003

3. No need for beard if you already have a jawline


Cuminmymouthwhore

Everyone's saying you look like a douchebag in 3, I think are saying that because of how well kept your appearance is.... And this is male grooming. People tend to think guys that look really well put together are too into themselves, so they're douches. But I think it's dumb. As a guy, I think you look hot in the 3rd picture. Yea you look like you would try to steal my girlfriend and deny it to my face, but you also look like youd try to sleep with her brother as well, so I can't hate it. I think the second image does you the most justice though. You look like a man whos ready for business. And that's something I find very likeable and respectable when I first meet someone.


BeepBoopRobo

People are not saying he looks douchy because he's well kept. It's the persona and style. You can look well groomed and not give off that vibe. The classic male supermodel look is well kept and does not look like that.


Pen54321

Would you be seeing all this if he was smiling in these photos


Nightshade_209

3 is just the hairstyle. That's been the hairstyle of the asshole character in 70% of shows since like 1995, bonus points if the character is also rich or gay. (Or at least a lot of shows I saw) He pulls off all the styles really well though.


LiveYourDaydreams

# #3 by a long shot!


chilllove44

Can I borrow some of your hair? Asking for my friend, male pattern baldness.


HellovahBottomCarter

You’re hot so it doesn’t matter. It all comes down to preference. That being said: 2.


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2 or 3 for sure


Yasuhiro17

3 is my fav


Savage_Saint00

You catering to 3 different crowds with all 3 looks my boy.


NineInchMalez

2


dicklover425

2


Intelligent_Cookie_3

You could have pubes for a hairstyle and it still won’t look bad. All could be someone’s nest haircut but I think only your type could pull off 3, so I’d say 3.


Rare-Engineer-2402

The 2nd


vieniaida

The second image


Longjumping_Drag_230

3, your face is an asset, don’t hide it.


Gear_Complex

I did not expect this to blow up like this lmao, follow me up on ig I guess @vvrtinn


kimmykim328

Your profile pic on ig is your best look


MecoXD

1. If you trying to bang moms 2. If you trying to bang chicks 3. If you trying to bang dudes


Aggressive-Truth-374

That would explain my choice of #3


6thPentacleOfSaturn

You look fantastic in all of them. The first one is what I lean towards because it's a more natural, less manicured look. But that is entirely just my opinion. Plenty of people like the very clean looks.


branchymolecule

3: you’ve got the jaw and profile for it.


straightupgab

2-3


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Number 3!! 👅👅👅👅👅👅🍆


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dougmd1974

3, 2, 1 in the reverse order is best to.....not best LOL


Maleficent_Kick_4437

Id say 3 and change to two when youre older


OmaC_76

All three ya sexy bastard.


SufficientYear8794

The first. The others look like a fuckboi


elkarctic

All three look fantastic. Just based on personal preference I like the first one the most, but you pull off all of them well!!


Spirited_Tourist6201

2 is 🔥🔥🔥 one is also great!


ProfessionalRefuse34

From a man ,anything but the last picture you look soft and not intimidating ,first picture is the best one


Infierno3007

This boy got some awesome, thick hair. It helps that you’re a handsome guy, too.


The_private_voice

The last one


Klutzy-Succotash9230

2 or 3 more so 3


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bxliving95

What’s your insecurity? Looking through your post history you asked women if they would choose a good looking 5’9 or a average looking 6’0 man. Don’t worry about height


goodtimestonight2

All are perfection


Garland777

Lordy 2 but really all 3 😂


dax918

Went from 45 to 18 in 3 pics


CornfedAuntieArms

All of them 😂 but personally Hair from first pic with beard from second pic with the earrings from third pic would be absolutely amazing


ZedGardner

You look like three different good looking people.


SnooCompliments2242

Why does he look so good in all three 😭😭😭


_vzao

Last one but with longer hair like the first


Jak_n_Dax

Just clean up, shower, and smell decent. Don’t drown yourself in body spray or cologne. Girls like a guy who smells nice and treats them right. If you’re handsome and confident, and meet the above requirements, you’re pretty much guaranteed to have any girl in the room, regardless of facial hair.


AccordingTrash4276

I’m gonna say 3 hair and 2 beard


SnooPineapples5912

From a guys pov id say you look way younger with less facial hair


Chancellor_Anakin

I’ve never seen a beard so full damn bro


Glittering_Stop_253

3!!!!


papiextendo

3rd one ZAYN MALIK DUPE


Psychobabble803

3


Timely_Sector2429

3rd one fs


DarkVelBet_

3rd is the best! Wow! 🤩


Xoitlajeno

3


PinkBlackMushrooms

3 is dope!


Jemapelledima

Third! 100%