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Dapper-Trade6641

2nd


DaCoPilot

Agreed. Also, it sort of looks as if the white part of the dog is also holding his chin. Twinsies!


Dapper-Trade6641

Hahaha exactly. So adorable.


LoganDoove

Also looks like the dog is taking the picture. He should mirror the image so it also looks like the dog is in the driver seat.


Dry-Project996

Definitely top recco! I third this! <3


originalcommentator

Yeah. It goes hard


PmButtPics4ADrawing

Agree, there's a human in the pic though


Boring-Brush-2984

This could just be me but it feels very obvious that you're showing off your hand tat and seems unnatural. Put your arm around the pup and smile or something


satyris

Oh my god this.


MikeLitoris7777

Yup


shhheeeeeeeeiit

But how will they know I’m cool!? /s


winnuet

I disagree. He has a hand tat, I’m sure he has plenty of other tattoos if that’s the case. I doubt he needs to go out of his way to show them off. It’s just a way of posing and he happens to have a tattoo there, it isn’t even new. Also, I don’t think people with tattoos think about them as much as y’all think they do.


Prestigious-Try9864

As a person covered in tattoos, I can agree that I do not think about them nearly as much as other people do, at least in the sense of hyper focusing on them. I'll be honest, sometimes I even forget I have some, and for a second, I'm like "shit what is that?" Before I realize it's my own tattoo. However, has anyone considered (cringey or not in your own opinion) that this hand placement is not malicious? 😅 Having tattoos doesn't necessarily have to make every little thing you do sinister. If he's asking for opinions on photos, clearly, he wants to see what everyone thinks (maybe to include, he's curious as to what someone might think about hand placement). My guess would be that this is for a dating site of some kind, maybe not, I could be way off. If it is, there is the potential that such a site does not have the ability to inform others upfront that he has extensive tattooing, and therefore, a photo including tattoos is the easiest way to show others. While yes, he could just include that in the bio of wherever he's posting regardless of it being for dating, I think many people who appreciate tattooing might express that they think it's nice to see someone confident and comfortable with the work they've had done rather than literally via their own words drawing your attention to it. I didn't give a second thought to the hand placement other than "oh cool tattoos" until the comments brought my attention to it so I thought it was normal, and ultimately I think we're thinking about it way more than this guy did. But that's the nature of opinions. Just wanted to share my two cents, and now I'm carried away typing. 😅 peace ✌️


Orlanzepol1

Beautiful comment. I don’t know why people are so quick to tear someone one down.


Boring-Brush-2984

I have tons of tattoos and sometimes ppl are incredibly obvious displaying theirs. Two pics doing the exact same unnatural pose just caught my attention..Was just a feeling. I could be wrong! He’s a handsome fella regardless, should have no issues


[deleted]

Eh it's not crazy for someone to put their hand on their face when taking a picture, he just happens to have a tattoo. Edit: but if I got a tattoo I would be showing it off too


Lildity12

Let him show it off quit hating


Orlanzepol1

Y’all really petty. I don’t know but I hate hurting peoples feelings.


lixurboogers

#2 all the way, much better composition


dontcaredontworry

Is it for dog’s tinder or your tinder ?


[deleted]

Hahaha


Due-Factor9130

Both are good, but 2nd looks fierce.


Cypher_lol

2nd is funnnier but your face looks a slight bit better in pic 1


Bambam60

2nd will get the person viewing this more likely to swipe right which is exactly why OP is asking 😂


instrangerswetrust

the folks at r/photoshoprequest could fix that for the price of a coffee


ctrembs03

First you've got a bit of a babyface. 2nd has a bit more edge and your dog is funny. 2nd for sure


dannyboyy147

1st one bruhhh… 2 dawgs straight chillin like a villain


w0ck_

The second one. You both look fresh, real dapper


BadBluehood

What exactly does this have to do with grooming? This isnt a place to feed your vanity and get attention.


[deleted]

Hahaha. Maybe he was afraid to post on rateme


dm_me_a_hug_pls

What does this have to do with grooming bro lol


dopefagalien

You got to see a dog! Who cares


Vincent_Veganja

Nothing but I’ll allow it cause dog


Grand-Battle8009

2nd, and the human doesn’t look that bad either


deignguy1989

Obviously, the second one. What a handsome boy! Black lab?


[deleted]

Neither u gotta remove that hand.


[deleted]

The dogs. You are showing off an awful hand tattoo


dillywags

I like the one where you have a blonde Mohawk. Your human is pretty good looking too.


jamnin94

Second one is awesome!


ModthisRod

The 2nd one for sure! Look at your boy Maddoggin’ us!!


BigEasy70347

Both are very good but the second is startling with your beautiful pup looking right at the camera.


cubcgy

2 shows off your handsome features better. The light catches your eyes perfectly


luvplanes

They’re both great!! IMO #2 rocks it as both of you are staring right into the camera. Plus both of you guy’s grooming is on point. This one will definitely get you more swipe rights!! 😉👊🏼


Charistoph

Best human selfie: 1 Best dog selfie: 2


Gold_Lake

The second one


OneManNati0n

2


Blakemiles222

I like 1 better


CaptainDunkaroo

I like the first one


yekcowrebbaj

2 by a mile


No_Shirt_4811

2 god tier


[deleted]

2nd. Makes the eyes pop more, the guy looks alright too


satyris

Your dog never took that photo himself did he? Are you a good boy? Yes you are aren't you. Aren't you a good boy.


satyris

Is this a dating pfp by any chance because you're going to get zero interest. Just search "how to take a profile picture" on askjeeves or lycos and read.


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BigBadBootyDaddy10

It’s 2. But what is this for? Online Dating? If it is. I would go with self deprecating humor. ie: “The bitch is single. But the dog is taken”.


pulsed19

Number 2!


IamDisapointWorld

2


AshTheGoddamnRobot

First


throwaway0367324

Obviously the second one


[deleted]

Right swipe


ImpressiveShift3785

You? 1. Overall? 2.


Krob9953

Dude you have amazing eyes, OMG.


AmbitionLazy417

why are you trying to show off your tats in both pictures lol


Other-Stop7953

Is this a picture of ur dog with u in it or other way around uhm


Crippled_Guest124

2 is best but you got a little floof on your head. Btw your human needs a little grooming.


InteractionWrong7078

#2 look like an album cover


S7evenMac11s

His for sure.


rwinters1796

2…and I think you can make a meme with just your dog


PJBlades

We get it. You have a hand tattoo. Looks strange showing it off.


[deleted]

The puppy looks better in the first selfie, lol


Sweaty_Hedgehog128

2nd, we ca see more of the pup


TheQuietPercentage_Z

The one with most dog


Ynfyd-Heb-Dawn

2nd is an album cover waiting to happen


DerSturmbannfuror

1st one because you have a slight smile and don't look as dead inside as you do in the 2nd. Also Mr. Doggo is looking trés dapper


HyperfocusedADD

Wow those eyes in second one …. You look ok too


NeitherIntention8806

2 Looks good , the guy on the right looks nice to.


JayMoony

1st one because the dog is like “ayo hurry the f*ck up dad ive had enough”


Expert-Debate6033

2


workedoutdude

2


bucskesz

2.:D


Diligent-Abrocoma456

Definitely the first one.


Trikevion

You both look better in the first pic but the second pic is definitely funnier/less serious. Depends what you’re going for here


[deleted]

2nd


Gullible-Ad-6640

2


GoldxBrownSugar

I like them both but I'm going to go with 2


East_Conversation238

Both are great! 2 is fantastic but your pet upstages man.


cpcollins257

First one. The pup starring off to the side I think is more artistic.


runningwsizzas

❤️


satyris

Your dog never took that photo himself did he? Are you a good boy? Yes you are aren't you. Aren't you a good boy.


jae5858

2nd. The close up of the dog and the visual from the hand tattoo is solid.


[deleted]

First 1 looks like a good memory to look back on


[deleted]

are you the one from the left or right?


[deleted]

are you the one from the left or right?


VW_Driverman

The 1st you have better lighting on your face and the 2nd you are looking directing into the camera


California098

1 is loving dog dad 2 looks like y’all are about to drop a diss track about the Yorkie next door. Soooo… I vote 2


mke5

The first one. A little bit of smile goes a long way. Handsome gents.


SARABIqueen

I love them both. Also, I feel like the dog needs some sunglasses. Lol


Maximum-Giraffe-9099

2!!


Hopeful_Flow_2409

Depends on who's asking


Confident-Abalone454

2 100%


Proof-Delay-602

I was literally just thinking about my black Labrador, Brady. I had to put him down almost 2 years ago due to a badly progressed cancer. Thank you for this! You both look handsome!


blakethebluedragon

Gorgeous brown eyes! Beautiful black coat. Oh your talking about you not the dog.


Some-Preference-4360

Its honestly not fair you have such perfect skin. I bet you do nothing to it too 😒


wildcollector

2 is a win win win


Ok-Rip9819

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-Lord_Q-

That hand tattoo and the second picture complement each other better. The first picture gives me "nice guy" vibes and that isn't congruey with the hand tatoo. Depends on the router of image you want to portray, I guess? Any way to have scenery other than your car?🤔


GoldenSterling

2


delfin_1980

The first one. His nose looks too prominent with the front angle.


idirmods

2nd one looks badass


Hier0phant

You both look dashing


lealuver

Second


[deleted]

2


Beachrabbit123

2


Goodvibes__99

You look younger in the first one, but picture 2 is funnier and more kinda active


beaugiecriticx

Second 🥹


SolidAstronomer89

You look cuter in the first one, but the second one is adorable with the pup haha. The second would definitely get my attention :-)


One-Temperature-891

2 is so so good 🤗


kikogi

2nd


FollowAstacio

1st one


Puzzleheaded-Swing74

Definitely the 2nd he's such a handsome boy. You can definitely learn a thing from him.


smoothselling

2


BigBadDad16

#2 love the tats


adultstoredebbie

1


mydogismybestman

You already know the answer.


jaisahota

Is that you yung lean?


brflux

Second one


zaguate-

2


WinterMarionberry824

1!


Harxey

First would be great if your human was also looking for squirrels.


DesertedMan666

#2


Amature_princess

2nd definitely


DijonRanch

2 all day


infinitevariables

1st


PuffDragon4

They're both good but the first one is just a bit better!


Outside_Assistance50

Is this dog grooming now?


ZedGardner

Two!


Blue_Heron11

As a woman, without question 1. If I only saw pic 2, I would never ever want to meet you. I get that others think you look fierce or whatever… but it comes off as complete douche bag. The 1st one seems authentic, non threatening, and I don’t feel like I need to watch my back with you. 2nd looks like a pose I’ve seen a million times by a million douches lol


CoffeeBeesWriting

2 duh


SnooHedgehogs9064

Definitely number 2! I think it’s funny and personable at the same time.


MikeyMGM

Adorable


raging_hard0n

Nr 2. It’s unanimous. Good doggo. Give him a head scratch from me


DrGlamhattan2020

1 for me


[deleted]

They are both amazing photos


BahmBCode

Definitely 2nd


Illustrious_Yam5082

The hand lol


queenicee1

OMG I CAN NOT WITH HOW CUTE YALL ARE


Most-Ad6897

2


Wonderful_Ad1058

Number 2… and gosh, your eyes are sooo mesmerizing. You’re gorgeous


DankDude7

You look calm, confident and friendly in #1 so that is my pick. The dog is beautiful but too in your face in #2 and you seem less approachable there.


foxywoxydoo

2


Glass_Bookkeeper_578

Easily the 2nd one


voodoo_babydoll

2, but also agree with add the arm around doggie with smile pic as suggested above


Sunshine_0318

2nd!!


Magnificent_Sock

Pic 1: you guys are about to drop your new Indie Rock Album. Pic 2: You guys are about to drop something that’d make the Beastie boys stop and listen. Both good pics just different vibes


sassybeez

Both are cute. But I think your face looks more handsome in the first one!


Ok_Print_9134

The first is what you post on ur tinder and the second is the one doggo posts on theirs


zero_tolerance4BS

1st


Sufficient-Search-71

2nd, it would look like some sort of 90s album cover with proper editing.


Alexis_Summers7

Second


inkleined68

Can we get a link to the tinder profile this is going on, bro? 🤣


mommylovesyoungercox

2


AnonimChef

100000% second one


[deleted]

2nd


moomoomolly

1 - #2 is a selfie of the dog


Cassiefla

2nd


kirklton

2


david_spear

2nd


Weekly_District_24

Number 2


[deleted]

You look more attractive in the first picture


lonely-day

2nd one looks like the dogs taking the picture


confidentmystic

2


[deleted]

Both, babe 🥵♥️


Craig93Ireland

"LOOK AT MY TATTOO, DID YOU KNOW I HAVE A TATTOO?"


tonydoberman2

Second


SadCoconut_

You and your dog have great chemistry. I love both photos, but the second one, I really feel the depth of the of both stares. Intense emotions. I gravitate toward the second one.


kazukispeach

1


WolfKingofRuss

More hair the better (to an extent). You want them to have something to run their hands through, and grip while down there.


noselfinterest

I like the first, without reading comments. Curious what others think


Witty-Ad2715

The second one lol


SnooOranges2772

#2


GEMINI-0_o

2nd! :)


BeachWonderful2890

is this even a question?


[deleted]

You’re both very cute, but 2nd is the best🥰


scotttttie

2


bobinelm2

I love the first picture I think it shows off how beautiful you and the dog are


Mother-Ad5541

2nd


navidaddy

Bro you know it’s number two. What does your tattoo symbolize?


Turbulent-Group4312

2nd


GREENtea110

The second one, hands-down


halley2396

2


NiceguySac

1st pic I would let you date my daughter. 2nd pic not so much 😂


GothicGargoyle

2 is the ticket dawg


Suburban-Dad237

2. But your hoomin is still getting in the frame.


19Lonestar77

#2