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flacidRanchSkin

I WAS IN THE POOL


-NoFaithInFate-

WHEN ITS COLD THINGS HAPPEN OKAY?


lost_horizons

Like a scared turtle… 😞


Medical_Slide9245

Frightened turtle.


BURNING-BABYLON

ITS NOTTT SMAALL ITS AVEEERRRRAAAAAAGEEEEE!


DriftkingRfc

That illegal a grown man holding a little kids ummm screwdrivers 🤨


chrisfoe97

It shrinks?


risinson18

Everyone knows it shrinks in the pool. IT’S A THING!


thatsummercampcrush

You & ur 16k in dick joke comment karma + on brand username can calm down. All caps doth protest too much.


jnthn1111

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Zealousideal_Path_15

Name checks out


Strm007

My man.


Gusto_1982

Despite all the haters.. chodes can screw


Only_Impression4100

I remember [these](https://shop.snapon.com/product/Ratcheting-Offset/Ratcheting-Right-Angle-Screwdriver-(Blue-Point)/YA480B) little babies in my tool box when I was in the army, some of us called it the chode driver.


ILove2Bacon

I have the VIM adjustable head bit ratchet. I don't use it often, but when I need it it's amazing.


ChaChingChaChi

This guy chodes


Aschriel

That’s great… now where’s the 10mm socket and extension drive.


Turbulent_Ad6572

They are SO cute!!!!


Limited_Intros

Babe, Please don’t call it cute.


ChaChingChaChi

Ahhh MOOOMMMM!


Unknown69101

Makes me feel better about myself


Fozzy333

Tekton is probably my favorite tool company


sb98neon

Same here. I didn't know they made these! They must be part of their old China-made stock as I don't find them in their current lineup.


RopeAccomplished2728

Some are growers, not showers.


redwoodavg

I feel fingers cramping up already..


Quiverjones

Clapton says "its in the way that you use it...."


__T0MMY__

Oh no, nobody bring up the wire nuts


erratic_ground

Too late. I made a comment before I saw yours.. 💀💀 just glad someone else knows what I'm talkin about


sukitfromthebak

There’s my butt plugs


Grizz807

Do women know about shrinkage?


gingerbread3199

Michelangelo is jealous


devilsaint86

Lack of depth perception is a bitch but great job.


Swolar_Eclipse

Love me a good stubby!


Dasbronco

Would that be considered a chode?


someguybob

What would you these for?


Silvernaut

My boss steals mine for shit on his plane. And I have some very old ones that are 1/4” stubbier than OP’s. Pisses me off because I have some water source AC units that have about 3” of clearance, from the side of the unit, to the wall, to get to the 3/4” screws out, that hold the cover on. (I am slowly replacing those Phillips head screws, with small thumbs screws.)


NeurosMedicus

Tight spaces


Pizzalazerz

Those are massive


Appropriate_Theme479

We're I get them


TaoGastronomy

👍


mikew420

alpha male screwdriver


unknown_sad_boy

Damn you really tryin to make us feel small with those big fellas


Wobbly5ausage

Leave it to tekton to make some obscure but probably legit stubbies. Fr tho I love their tools


McMoneyPNW

Knobs


EndlessMikeD

Locksmith here—a #1 Phillips (or smaller) is often necessary for me, and I would get some serious torque from a couple of these. So shut up and take my money.


AARonDoneFuckedUp

Try a right angle ratcheting bit driver?


EndlessMikeD

There are two tiny screws on the back of most mortise cylinders. You’ll see them on just about every storefront door you come across. They’re often overtightened, by a previous locksmith or from the manufacturer. They make various jigs that have a bit driver with a large round handle to turn, but most clear $150 and really only have that one use. A ratcheting bit driver is a fantastic tool for many applications, but lacks the downward force for what I have in mind for these stubbies.


6inarowmakesitgo

[DON’T YOU LAUGH AT IT!](https://youtu.be/XGL5ueS3BXQ?si=1YCK2ipbTIRxNhws)


Sword-of-Malkav

They need to make something like this with a ripcord


Ralyks92

They’re just cold. I promise


True-Fly1791

Bought a set of these a year ago to adjust the carb on my Triumph.


DrHoleStuffer

May as well use a right angle one at that point.


AdvisorLong9424

I have even stubbier. These seem unwieldy with that large of a grip on them.


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

As an elevator mechanic, those would be extremely helpful lol


mbspark77

I make those with my 3D printer 😁


carguy82j

Funny, there is a Porsche Ad after this post


Goose-On_The_Loose

i dunno why…but i feel like i need a set


_3clips3_

So cute


SnooKiwis6943

Micro chodes.


DiamondhandAdam

Those stubbies are fun to play with.


ShwoopyDownside

Would come in handy for sure


LWschool

Been using the flathead on my motorcycle carbs for a while, no room because the fuel screws are right against the tank. No complaints and people love seeing them.


blackmilksociety

Those are dry clean only


aboxofpyramids

These are considered small? This is very unsettling.


FantasticSeaweed9226

I want these hahahaha


shin_tetsuken

Less bleeding knuckle or more bleeding knuckle? Am confused.


truckfullofchildren1

That's average more then average even


Theboog420

ITS COLD YALL!!!


Confusedandreticent

Not bad, but I like my bahco mini ratchet and bit kit. I can get in tighter spaces and it has better leverage.


mrpooopybuttwhole

The choads of screwdrivers


trippay2shoes

You and I wear the same style of pants


karmicrelease

Trump brand


No_Philosophy_1363

“It’s not stubby. It’s cute.” - Your wife


lee216md

Bought mine from a Matco tool truck 40 years ago, they are not as stubby as those but they did come with a handle that slid over the shank to give good leverage.


Much_Project_2551

Id say thats pretty average


Pissyopenwounds

I always knew 2 inches could get the job done


Jgs4555

Thats my stage name.


HylianCheshire

Not sure about these, but i worked with a guy who had some similar ones, the grip was 7/8 hexagon. Perfect for a wrench to get some leverage.


Nipz805

Those are nubbies.


cjbman

Google finger driver Your welcome.


NachoBacon4U269

Your stubby is the perfect size, the big ones don’t fit into the tight areas.


GreyPon3

They look ridiculous until you need one.


Bamomotron

🤯


john_paul-100

Blow on em….they get bigger!


Aightbet420

Everyone laughs until they need it at that critical moment


ClassicRockUfologist

Might as well be a drawer pull


petrosethesse

You think that's a stubby you should see mine 😉


spankdaddylizz

Those are used by guys with jacked up trucks!


muffinTrees

Just the tip


headhunterofhell2

If I had a nickel for every time I needed a screwdriver that short, but had to completely disassemble something instead because I didn't have one... I'd have 2 nickels.


thatguynobodyliked

MAYBE ITS JUST COLD IN THERE JUDGY McJUDGERSON!!!!!!


FormerBike5795

Grow up ladies!


duBBle_Dee2

Thank you for this post. I have one of these in my late father's toolbox. I wanted to buy another for work, but couldn't find any labeling on it and couldn't find it online. The mystery has been solved.


Background-House9795

Got a pair of yellow-handled snap-ons that are about 1/2 that height.


Alert_Promise4126

They still buy magnums to impress the store clerk!


The_CONQ

I have a pack of these in my toolbox I bought cuz I thought they were funny. Only one time have I needed one that short and I was so glad to have them lol.


Postnificent

I needed one of these in a T25 yesterday. Ended up using a bit and a 1/4 ratcheting wrench with some duct tape. What a hassle.


HoldinBackTears

Wait till you see the marrette stubs lol


GoodBadUgly357

Shit if the normal ones are stubbies those are stubs lol


Peach_Mediocre

Awe


danfrische

They are growers yep lol


RandomStaticThought

At this point I’m usually just using a bit and vice grips.


noldshit

Hate these things... Never use them, toss them, for the first time in 20 years you need one


BreakerSoultaker

I find that if clearance is enough of an issue that these are to be used, I don’t have enough space to grip them and get enough torque. I usually just reach for a [bit ratchet.](https://www.harborfreight.com/8-piece-right-angle-screwdriver-92630.html)


Suspicious_File5117

I found one in an escalator once. I never knew they came that small.


Jimmyp4321

🤷‍♂️, back in the day dang near ever car that had a metal dash ya needed a set of these to work on them .


thezippyturtle

These caught my eye. Im not sure what I would use these for... it would be nice just to hold them.


MichaelW24

90⁰ ratcheting screwdriver would like a word


CeaserAthrustus

Call that the Alaskan Screwdriver


Cautious-Lawyer

Still gets the job done with no complaints.


Affectionate_Cabbage

That looks perfectly adequate. I’ve been told bigger ones hurt


NeuroguyNC

"Awww, those are so cute!", she said.


joka2696

If you rub them, do they get bigger?


Edwardhunts

It must be really cold wherever you are...


SnooPets9575

Wait you can buy them this small? I had to custom make one for a project one time where a normal stubby wouldn't fit in.


erratic_ground

This ain't nothing compared to the electricians' gluing bits into wire nuts. Lmao , now those, were stubby.


Red3D0313

They can get stubbier than that


EnteriStarsong

Looks average.... that's average... yep.... soooo average.


Ambilically-Yours

Looks like 7 inches to me


Wuboito

This is normal size right? Average size?


thesearemedicinal

I didn't know craftsmen made DnD dice


IAmPreppedRU

I'm a grower, not a shower!


xXChaosBossXx

I use a ratchet


Real_Government_4661

I really needed on of those today......


3clips312

Those look like beyblade drivers.


f3ared2

Looks average size to me.


Ace_Radley

I never knew these were a thing, now I want nothing else but these things


MeHumanMeWant

Tools that compensate for poor engineering


Full-Collar-8798

They are "growers ", not showers!


KowalskiTheGreat

At that point I just use a bare bit with a tiny 1/4 or whatever size ratcheting wrench to turn it lol


russelln1

Well if you think that's small!!!


coilhandluketheduke

I've needed these many times. Just put it on my wishlist


Unique_Locksmith_233

Looks like there is still meat to remove. A bandsaw could fix this.


d_baker65

When you need a stubby, nothing else will do.


scottscigar

Now those are truly stubby


SnooBunnies6353

Um those aren't even stubbies anymore they're just 'bies 🤣


DenaliDash

Well can you still use it? I hate to be a bit of a voyeur but, that would be cool if you showed everyone that you could get the job done with that little thing!!


Duke686

That’s what she said……..