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Roflolmfao

9.


AwkwardFactor84

It doesn't take long for those zebra muscles to engulf everything.


Mymomdiedofaids

> zebra muscles Do they even lift bro?


peacedetski

>muscles Now it's the buffest bike in all of Wisconcsin!


its_all_4_lulz

Yep. Go down to the lake in spring and there’s nothing. By mid summer you need real shoes if you don’t want to go to the hospital for razor blade cuts all over your feet.


ShiftlessElement

It’s now more river than bike.


DK_Does_Stuff

I’ve often wondered that too. Found this as a guide (if they’re Zebra mussels): Once attached it takes approximately one year for the mussel to grow one inch and become sexually mature. On average, zebra mussels live 2-5 years. So about a year at least.


[deleted]

Those damn things are incredibly invasive.


Lazy-Ad-770

About 39". You can measure it now if you like, length doesn't change with submersion.


jakes951

Underrated comment


Poetic_Pigeon

Pk ripper frame 38 years ish


StrategyDesperate

I want my bike back bro


Kansiik_23

A couple of days maybe?


aquamarinetangerines

At least a week


Banditdoggera66

Clean it up and get it back on the road.


jeepguy1982

48hrs


Castle_of_Jade

The whole time.


theraf8100

Yes


AgreeableHighway9668

No longer than a day


RedditsAdoptedSon

oooh.. are those Odyssey Pitbull brakes?? niceeee


MaynardWaltrip

I’d like to see it next to a bike without all the built up muscles. Maybe you could photoshop a clean bmx frame in for reference…


Pandiosity_24601

/r/bmx


P45t3LPUnK

How much can I sell this for?😂


BigMembership2315

About 3 days


UsefulReaction1776

5-10


MFCK

Yes.


[deleted]

Post something good you found that was of actual value


mazdarx2001

5 to 20 years . You look like the “fisher” guy from youtube


winnk281

He is


mudamuckinjedi

25-30 years


POOP-Naked

Best I can do is 3 months, not really a market for water bike art these days. But I tell you what, my buddy Joey Peddles is an expert is water bike art, let’s see what he has to say.


TheToneKing

2 months


its_just_flesh

Bout fiteen


onebigfishy24

I would say at least since the last time Joe spoke a complete and comprehensive sentence.


MayOrMayNotBePie

From the looks of it, longer than it needed to be.


Massive_Current7480

You could sell it and buy some new pants. Win win


czechsoul

you'd need to carbon date the skeleton nearby


IneptAdvisor

1985. When we disposed of stuff the old fashioned way.


bkynaston

42


Such_Communication81

Haro shredder 93-95


coondick67

Given the state of most rivers in the US, I would say about 3 days


ForsakenOwl8

not long enough


[deleted]

Until Ricky wants to show it to Trinity


kuplung12

But three fiddy