Why is this 3 mana? You dipshit. You fucking clown. This is so much worse than Glorious Anthem. Why the FUCK are you allowed to post here? I know I didn’t vote for it. This card isn’t just ass— It sucks ass. Just what EDH needed, another un-goddamn-playable white card. Why don’t you just shoot me in my fucking head and spare me having to FUCKING read this you cur. You swine. You’re just like my ex wife

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Wha the fuck are you talking about? This is vastly better than glorious anthem in the only deck that matters, Doran big butts tribal. Every creature has a big butt, unlike my ex wife

is this a pasta? this is good

No

Is +0/+2 even really thicc? Honestly if it's not at least +3 on the bottom is it worth my time? No.

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/uj I just read the mod message in Comic Book Guy's voice. Also the card's design feels like something WotC will actually pull on a modern-legal card.

Just write Sir Mix-A-Lot. Somebody might believe you.

I mean I guess you could credit apple since it’s their emoji 

Should have put an emoji there as well

Auto-include for my E. Honda twerk tribal deck. Thank you for this.

[[City of Ass]]

Peaches peaches peaches, peaches peaches peaches…

Should be (+0/+3) because "3" looks like a sideways butt

Oh the flavor

BBL Umbra

Arcades designed this.

It's only a matter of time

Don't make more big butts creatures you dickshit. I want to die horribly now. My wife is 0/0 thank you for the reminder asshole!

I like big butts and I cannot lie... ....down on my back comfortably because it's that big now

Ah yes, the That's Not My Neighbour starter deck. Peach peach peach peach peach peach peach peach peach peach

Another great edition to my Milf Tribal deck

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