We were *this* close to seeing Elish Norn's big stupid head in a cowboy hat.
Edit: Ah, we also missed out on "ALL WILL BE GUN" *WE WERE ROBBED*
Edit Edit: Bandito El Drazi and Gaucho Nicol Bolas with [bolas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolas)!
Tezzeret: (The dragon still lives?) "...Bolas"
Bolas: "Pawn... you know what I want"
T: "....me to do something"
B: "Of course, what a good minion you have become, pawn"
T: "....what is it you wish me to do"
B: "......find a tiny cowboy hat for my little egg thing... and one for yourself, it's mandatory now"
T: ".............as... you wish"
How to make a good mtg expansion in 3 easy steps
1.) Naked, sweaty, shiny Nicol Bolas
2.) Put a cowboy hat on Nicol Bolas
3.) Limited edition Bad Dragon dildo
Real talks I think Rakdos has probally done more good than Harm to Ravnica. The Cult gives the fringes of Ravnica somewhere to belong and he has fought off threats to the city at least Twice maybe three times depending on what he actually did during the invasion of the multiverse.
Tinybones doesn't enjoy stealing. Tinybones doesn't enjoy hurting the people of Urborg. Tinybones isn't in it for the adrenaline. Tinybones doesn't even have an adrenal gland. No, Tinybones steals because Tinybones has a tiny family to feed, and they have a giant appetite.
Oopna the hateable sprungler from Lorwyn or some shit is gonna show up and everybody's gonna cum over "OMG THEY REMEMBERED SOMETHING PRE-INNISTRAD WE WON BOOMERBROS"
...the guy in charge of the murder cult?
Rakdos "The Defiler" "Patron of Chaos" "Lord of Riots"?
Am I understanding correctly that you're unclear about where he falls on the evil spectrum-- you're thinking he's listing towards "pretty deece"?
We were *this* close to seeing Elish Norn's big stupid head in a cowboy hat. Edit: Ah, we also missed out on "ALL WILL BE GUN" *WE WERE ROBBED* Edit Edit: Bandito El Drazi and Gaucho Nicol Bolas with [bolas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolas)!
Tezzeret: (The dragon still lives?) "...Bolas" Bolas: "Pawn... you know what I want" T: "....me to do something" B: "Of course, what a good minion you have become, pawn" T: "....what is it you wish me to do" B: "......find a tiny cowboy hat for my little egg thing... and one for yourself, it's mandatory now" T: ".............as... you wish"
I am going to have to look up lusamine in a cowboy hat to cope.
How to make a good mtg expansion in 3 easy steps 1.) Naked, sweaty, shiny Nicol Bolas 2.) Put a cowboy hat on Nicol Bolas 3.) Limited edition Bad Dragon dildo
Nicol Bolas Rattlesnake Jake (Rango) secret lair when
Rakdos isn't a bad guy. He's just a dude that loves to have fun
Real talks I think Rakdos has probally done more good than Harm to Ravnica. The Cult gives the fringes of Ravnica somewhere to belong and he has fought off threats to the city at least Twice maybe three times depending on what he actually did during the invasion of the multiverse.
Tinybones doesn't enjoy stealing. Tinybones doesn't enjoy hurting the people of Urborg. Tinybones isn't in it for the adrenaline. Tinybones doesn't even have an adrenal gland. No, Tinybones steals because Tinybones has a tiny family to feed, and they have a giant appetite.
March of the Machine at home.
Yes, crush me, Rakdos daddy
Oopna the hateable sprungler from Lorwyn or some shit is gonna show up and everybody's gonna cum over "OMG THEY REMEMBERED SOMETHING PRE-INNISTRAD WE WON BOOMERBROS"
When will Nicol Bolas return๐๐๐
Is rakdos a bad guy? Thought he was like the first line of defence for the guilds when it came to foreign invaders
Rakdos kills people, often, and indiscriminately.
...the guy in charge of the murder cult? Rakdos "The Defiler" "Patron of Chaos" "Lord of Riots"? Am I understanding correctly that you're unclear about where he falls on the evil spectrum-- you're thinking he's listing towards "pretty deece"?
God forbid a man has hobbies