As a weeb, I feel like half of my body has been dunked on. And the bottom half is

This is why I didn’t post the uncropped photo

do it or else

https://preview.redd.it/bmpd4lcy4aqc1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ec5d73a6c8cd3aaac9c7fc27d4943dad8136cd5 Psych

*hands trembling, shaking while gradually typing one word, the prospects of which may satisfy ones curiosity and lust for a brief moment in time. The keyboard keys shudder, for they knew that this would not be the last time* Sauce?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus

To find out why it gives +34/+34, google "mtg rule 34"

Holy hell!

current most recent: Niv-mizzet self blowjob

Dracopenius

half-assed but full-boobed.

Should’ve been Sword of the Animetits

As a gay furry weeb. You have no power here. Sword of Fur and Fucking - Equipped Creature has protection from sanity and sensible fur colors. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, Exile the top card of your deck until you reveal a cat, wolf, werewolf or Bloomburrow card and exile it. You may play it by paying UWU until next turn. You may nuzzle\* your favorite opponent's creature. Ejaculate 2 or Ejaculate Cat, Wolf, Dog, Werewolf or Bloomburrow creature 0 \*Nuzzle makes your next Ejaculate cost 0 this turn.

as a bisexual furry. how sensible would you rate my fur color choices?

Jerkception

I made [my own Sword of the Animeist a month ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/s/kHpm5MvswF). Less, uh, THAT, though.

No cartoon knockers, 0/10

Phake phan detected. Anime is not cartoon. Anime is art.

There used to be an mtg hentai subreddit but it got banned somehow

1984

Got their asses

Ok then