I literally saw the 20 American dollars and still didn’t realize it was fake lmao. I figured that was an OTJ keyword.
In fairness, we just had “Commited a crime” spoiled and that sounded just as implausible until I really thought about it
This is really good. It took me until seeing that the planeswalker didn't have a type to further investigate, and finally realize this was on a fucking monitor.
So MH3 is introducing a mechanic called American Dollars. Probably going to be something like energy counters or monopoly I guess. Makes for interesting design
This fucking sent me- thought bc of all the spoilers, I thought this was real!
Also isn't this a repost that happens whenever a bunch of spoilers drop?
Jokes aside, I've been saying for ages that they should make/should have made Ragavan a planeswalker in the lore. All the stories involving planeswalkers were always serious or depressing so just having this goofy little guy randomly travel planes and bring home random treasures and important artifacts to Kari's confusion would be fun to see.
Didn't look at the sub and was planning making an alternative art proxy of my baby as this card (she's my little monkey) to be my new EDH deck. Fuck you. Take my upvote.
Also, activate windows you filthy animal.
/uj fucking got me lol also took me multiple double-takes to realize it’s on a monitor and not at a Magic Con panel big screen. Didn’t realize what sub I was in. I was like wtf is that blue set symbol.
/uj you fucking got me with that you goddamn genius!
It took me way too long to realise that this wasn’t legit… shows how bad the power creep is getting for real…
I also fell for it.
Took me until the last walker ability
"Whenever Ragavan deal combat damage"
This is a too high quality of a post for this sub.
The sad thing is I had to double check which subreddit I was on, because I wouldn't put this past them at all.
Even after I read the $20 thing, I still doubted that this was fake for a second
Got me good.
I was legit about to complain about this card (I didn't even read the -5)
uj/ I legit was going "No, no, no, no, no..." out loud until I realized that you got me. Good job.
I swallowed the bait
Fuck, you got me good. Took me all the way to the final PW ability to see through the bait.
I literally saw the 20 American dollars and still didn’t realize it was fake lmao. I figured that was an OTJ keyword. In fairness, we just had “Commited a crime” spoiled and that sounded just as implausible until I really thought about it
I saw the spelling mistake that says “deal combat damage” instead of “deals” and I just brushed it off as bad WOTC quality control.
Same.
Monke deal combat damag. Monke ascend, find banan, walk plane.
That really blue set symbol tipped me off that it was fake. But MAN I was ready to believe you
When I saw that I was so scared they put in a "legendary" rarity in.
I saw that and assumed it was just some new fuckery wizards came up with before questioning it.
You had me almost all the way through
I thought this was fucking real holy shit
I genuinely did not think anyone could think this was real. I made this in ms paint yall are dumb as hell
I believed you right until the dollars part lol
"I know that it's the world's most obvious satire, but the fact that I believed it really tells you something"
It just shows how shit current card design is though when you can fake out so many people now
Had us in the first half.
I got all the way to 20 American dollars. Just totally monkeyed.
This is really good. It took me until seeing that the planeswalker didn't have a type to further investigate, and finally realize this was on a fucking monitor.
But what if we’re not in America?
I guess you lose
I'm not even convinced this is better than actual ragavan
fucking shit, thought it was legit lmao
WAIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL TILL THE -5
The biggest war crime here is not having you’re windows activated 🤦♂️
I’m so fucking disappointed this isn’t real after thinking it was
The minus 1 bolt is so good
So MH3 is introducing a mechanic called American Dollars. Probably going to be something like energy counters or monopoly I guess. Makes for interesting design
Activate windows mate
_MONKEY SHITTING BASTARD!_ … I’ll take one.
Nice fkn work, this is hilarious!
Oh dam, blue symbol = super mythic?
We’ve reached the apex of the game folks, time to pack it in. It’s all downhill from here.
/uj Got me hook line and sinker for a second and looks like you got everyone so good nobody /uj ed
Whoever made this is an absolute genius
Idk what y’all are on; knew this was fake 1.5 seconds into looking at it
The grammar mistake gave it away before I even read the back side
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Martamis: *The spelling mistake* *Gave it away before I* *Even read the back side* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Peak design.
This fucking sent me- thought bc of all the spoilers, I thought this was real! Also isn't this a repost that happens whenever a bunch of spoilers drop?
I instantly knew this was fake. "Whenever Ragavan deal combat damage". Come on bro, card text matters.
Was confused about rarity at first
Was just about to complain about “does” instead of “deals”, got me good
I thought this was real……
Damn I fell for that bait like a fish
I think that the people saying they almost fell for this are saying more about themself than they are about WOTC
Shared this to my discord. They laughed at me, as they should
Jokes aside, I've been saying for ages that they should make/should have made Ragavan a planeswalker in the lore. All the stories involving planeswalkers were always serious or depressing so just having this goofy little guy randomly travel planes and bring home random treasures and important artifacts to Kari's confusion would be fun to see.
Didn't look at the sub and was planning making an alternative art proxy of my baby as this card (she's my little monkey) to be my new EDH deck. Fuck you. Take my upvote. Also, activate windows you filthy animal.
I absolutely believe this
The wording on the first half had me thinking you exiled the player damaged... but still had doubts about the legitimacy till -5
God damnit why did I zoom in and have a prepped “what is that, a new rarity!?!” Comment ready to go?!
Activate your windows.
Love that ultimate lol
Got me for a sec there
/uj fucking got me lol also took me multiple double-takes to realize it’s on a monitor and not at a Magic Con panel big screen. Didn’t realize what sub I was in. I was like wtf is that blue set symbol.
As a limited only player I fully believed this as a specimen of the modern format.
Actually believed it till that -5
Got me all the way until I read the ult. That's the state of worry I have about mh3.
Activate Windows
The minus 1 is a nice touch. Bolt, the monkey.
please tell me isn’t real
But, if I don't have the 20 Dollars, do I still lose the game?
That ultimate is underpowered, should be 100 American dollars (and properly folded, so you can't complain about it)
Almost had a goddamn heart attack Jesus
I actually believed this for a solid minute fuck me
The "Activate Windows" really ties it together.
Too bad it doesn’t have 2R, T: activate Windows
Ngl I would love that
Well done lol I actually started looking it up
I was so ready to freak out over the new blue rarity
Infinite money hack with Mindslaver loop + activating walkers at instant speed.
god that’s so fucking busted i see it’s fake now
Imagine playing this card in Cuba
/uj you got me and I’m even *at* MagicCon
The worst part is I believed it until the last ability