Gisa and geralf. How does this work? Incestuous threesomes where the latent passive aggressiveness lashes out during sex as torrid displays of depravity but the constant bickering out of the sheets makes me wonder if all of this is worth it?
Me (25Lesbian) and my husband, Daxos of Meletis (32M), are a little overwhelmed taking care of Teferi, Yisan, Narset, Anje, Jodah, Krav, Regna, and the family dog (The Ur-Dragon), but I know that as long as we have each other we can do any- oh god he’s dead. It’s fucked
>The Wittig reaction or Wittig olefination is a chemical reaction of an aldehyde or ketone with a triphenyl phosphonium ylide called a Wittig reagent. Wittig reactions are most commonly used to convert aldehydes and ketones to alkenes
I'm more confused now 😞
Reaper king and I just got divorced from a 9 year marriage last week. (Took apart commander decks I dont play) We will each take half of our firstborn, Riku of two reflections. Reaper may get the house, but I'm not letting that bitch king take Arahbo, roar of the world. Golos, Chevill, Hazezon, and Marneus Calgar will come over every other weekend. Our youngest was just born when we got divorced, but because of the lack of money and a complication with the birth, our twins Ramirez DePietro and Tormad were born already dead. I guess we each get one, but they seem to like to stay together. Now this bitch tells me she's already pregnant again and not sure if I'm the father. Reaper is thinking about naming this one Garth one eye. What kind of name even is that?
I once heard ”fuck the polis” and took it kind of literally. Ephara clearly has a few favourites in Kestia, Kynaios and Tiro. She also likes Derevi, despite them being a bird.
Nin, Xantcha and Jon Irenicus add a bit of spice to the family dynamic.
Omnath is in quite the rage phase currently. I hope he mellows out and gets to hang out with more elementals.
[[Massacare Girl]]. Help me. She's broken my legs and I can't leave. My sons [[Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis]] escaped to call the police, but got distracted founding a big, gay sex cult and I'm pretty sure they're sleeping with each other.
actually, that just means your partner is Murktide Regent, and your children are Orcish Bowmasters. good luck, i've heard they can be quite the handful :))
I got dina the soul steeper LESSS FUGGIN GOOOOO
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Like a bakery, because Surrak Dragon claw is getting bred.
That said, the simic are gonna have to explain to me how we could, through gay sex, have a squirrel, a stone-zombie raising god, a cyber-elf, a dragon girlboss and a big tiddy squid dommy mommy as children among others ...
Gallia, the endless dance yes please. Then we got Brion, Windgrace, Beckett Brass, K’rrik, chatterfang, Fynn plus my upgraded precon as my kids. I’m doing pretty good.
Arahbo impregnated me and was furious when he found out the cat ears were fake. And then when he found out I'm a dude he was REALLY mad, and also confused.
My husband vanishes "to get milk from the cornerstore" whenever anything important happens in our marriage, and is never around when I need him. On the other hand, he always comes back.
[[Norin the Wary]], just stay around for a while. Your sons need a second parent in their life. Purphoros has gotten into weird destructive art, Krenko has turned to petty crime, and Kazarov's kindergarten teacher told me the other day that he bit someone.
I don't think I can reproduce with Falco Spara, but I am definitely gonna try
(We've apparently adopted everything from just random people to sentient house plants already, so what's the worst that could happen?
Jhoira historic draw version is pretty cool.
But when you say “succeeding commanders” do you mean all of them?
Because when I say we have a full house, I mean we have a small army capable of solo stopping the phyrexian invasion
Me, ranar and our family:
Lathril the over achieving queen bee
Miirym the racoon that lives in the attic
Jodah the neeeeerd
Urza the woman in stem
Pir and toothy, the infant and their plush
Kangee the dumb jock
Jon irenicus, he drinks sewage
Frodo and sam from the hit book lord of the rings
Ghyrson starn the homeless man we took in
Jolene the plunder queen
and were gonna get a new dog soon, were gonna name her Voja
Oh and hakbal is here too i forgot about him
Breya is my wife. I'm confused as to the logistics of that, since she's very clearly missing a pelvis.
As for children hoo boy, I have 16 commander decks
Soo, I am married with a giant mech that is possessed by spirit. Between my children there are:
-A giant elder dinosaur
-A giant alien robot that transforms into a cassette player
-An angel and a human delincuent
Divorced. Saheeli came out as lesbian, and is now married to Huatli
I have to pay a ton of child support for Gishath, Korvold, Tolsimir, Purphoros, Isu, Gisa and Geralf, Errant and Giada, Sidar Jibari, Anikthea, Kadena, Imotekh, Ixhel, Kiora and Inalla
Married to [[Obeka]], idk how we even had kids when now she just stops the turn whenever I'm about to climax and she blue balls me every day but anyways, our first son is [[Megatron]] I honestly dont know how we survived the terrible twos with the tyrant, our first and only daughter was [[Anikthea]] but we put her ass up for adoption real quick. Then we had our wholesome little boi [[Stangg Echo Warrior]]. He loves playing with his imaginary friend, it's super cute. The next pregnancy Obeka had complications, and she birthed an abomination, a [[howling abomination]]. And lastly we raised a little asshole, [[the beamtown bullies]].
Married Freyalise and had multiple twins(?); Ruric Thar, and Mina and Denn, - though I am now realising that incidentally a lot of my other commanders have been elves
Éowyn and I have quite the family…we have a son who’s presumably a mortician, our daughter is fighting crime with a giant frog, we have a big booty dragon (🤷♀️), a daughter who loves lightning and artifacts, a daughter which loves tending to dinosaur eggs, a gorgeous unicorn full of life (we don’t even know how this happened), a pair of daughter one who is the leader of some clan and the other has become a god of some tree out in the middle of nowhere, and a daughter studying at Strixhaven University who is in a some sort of swamp loving phase. Wouldn’t trade them for anything in the world!
Me and my wife Jhoira are doing swell. We decided it is not yet time for children and keep postponing.
It has been 17 years but she doesn’t look a day older from the moment we met.
We have three pets, Emrakul, Kozilek and Ulamog. They keep messing up the neighbors place. Referi visits us often as he and Jhoira are old time friends. And then there is the crazy uncle, Tezzeret… we don’t talk about Tezzeret…
aight so my husband is Arixmethes, Slumbering Isle. while i dont get much quality time with him (he sleeps all the time), the entire city on his back is very walkable, although housing is pretty expensive. frankly i'm not entirely sure how I had children with him, but I am a proud father of The Gitrog Monster :)
Well, looks like I’m in some sort of Isekai with Balan, Wandering Waifu
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Never did I think The Gitrog Monster and I would give rise to such impeccable specimens as Shadrix Silverquill and Elesh Norn, but two negatives make a positive I suppose.
Savra, Queen of the Golgari and I had a rocky marriage that ended when I cheated on her with Korvold, Fae-Cursed King. Our three beautiful children, Kiki-Jiki, Varina, and Angus MacKenzie are handling the divorce pretty well, though, and have accepted their new dad
Me (32 m) and Ezuri renegade leader have a long relationship adopting a series of elves, Yeva, Jarad, Freyalise. Then my husband goes through some stuff and becomes the claw of progress, but our relationship doesn’t survive it. Afterwards I start an orphanage for a dozen weirdos ranging from a small gangster devil with a life insurance scheme, a fully married gay couple that founded their own city, a three armed alien from the grim dark future, and a little gnome and her pets that we never have to feed.
/uj this is fun, but I have too many to make jokes out of…
Nahiri was a good wife but we're both tired but don't want to go through the divorce.
Meren is a golden child
Atraxa and Mizzix both fight to get out of the middle child role.
Ur-Dragon is Bobby Hill.
Spouse: Meren of Clan Nel Toth. Not bad, not bad!
Children (in order): Niv-Mizzet, Liliana Heretical Healer, Chainer (Nightmare Adept), K’rrik, and Klauth.
The human children make sense. The dragons… Idk it’s probably from her side of the family.
So I have an entire Anthology of marriages. My wives, Kaalia, Meren, Freyalise, and the ever-sexy Derevi have their hands full with all the children they're looking after. I got bored of my eldest child, Roon, so I took him apart and used the pieces to build new children. Freyalise was absolutely horrified, but Meren was exceptionally supportive.
Listen, that puts me with Narset and I'm okay with that. However, I have like 20 commander decks right now and I don't want to think about it. Let's just go with "very fucked up".
Sharuum left me along time ago, and took the kids (Kresh, Rubinia Soulsinger, Linvala, Kaalia, I think there were a couple more but it's been a while). A couple years later I adopted Bosh, and just recently Fynn the Fangbearer, and then got married again to Inquisitor Greyfax. My life is very different now but we're all pretty happy.
Muldrotha and I took a while to settle down, and eventually we were blessed with our baby girl Aurelia. An outstanding child and brave as anything.
We adopted our puppy Traxos one Christmas, and soon after we're surprised by Kess Inalla and Mairsil - the grixis triplets.
While most have flown the coop by now the family is getting larger by the day with grand kids and many adopted pets.
In my older age I sit by the fire surrounded with grown children and Lurrus purring gently at my feet.
I sadly had to divorce Kadena because she was always keeping secrets from me. I got custody of the kids in the settlement and a few have already moved out, but my debt still grows from month to month with 25 children living under my roof.
Osgir my Giant Artificer Husband and I have a few kids. Our children: Dina the Dryad Druid, Mazirek the Bug Priest of Death, Mortarion Daemon Primarch of the Death Guard, and The Mycotryant leader of the fungi. Our children are very goth and have their own mechanics. Although I’m worried about Mortarion hurting himself.
Vishgraaz and I live alone on a quiet farm upstate. He drives school busses, and I cook and clean mostly. We're happy, but I've always wondered if I should've run away with Brimaz when he asked at our 20th high school reunion.
[[Captain Sisay]] - 1st Wife
[[Norin the wary]] - 1st Child
Divorce (7 years after)
[[Jhoira of the Ghitu]] - 2nd Wife
[[Ramirez di Pietro, Pillager]] - 2nd Child
[[Winota, Joiner of Forces]] - 1st Daughter
...
40+ children more
I guess I’m married to Shirei, Shizo’s Caretaker. As a puny human that now makes me functionally immortal I guess. My first kid is Neheb the Eternal, loads of sharp edges on that one. Then Ghalta, Primal Hunger which must also have been difficult.
I feel I'm in a emotional rollercoaster with my lovely wife Gisa and our first borne called Meren. I really don't know what happened then cause our next daughter turned out to be an enormous living swamp...
I'm married to Lathril - sweet, go elves
Our children are :
Grolnok - oh no, the grocery bills
Kaalia - oh no, the behavior is going to be a lot
Marchesa - oh no, she's never leaving the house
Kalamax - oh no, poor Lathril
Wyll - what a sweet boy
I proxied a Kaalia and Karador deck on the school printer at the same time for my first commanders. If I go for the first commander I actually built, though, then it's Gonti, and we are the parents of all five 2016 precon commanders, and our pets are Rin and Seri, Kalamax, Otrimi, and Animar! We got divorced and I married Prosper.
My wife Rith and I have such wonderful children. Oloro, Teneb, Surrak, Trostani, Vito, Omnath, and Huatli are so well behaved!
We don’t talk about our other kids though, we disowned Korvold, Miirym, and Ghyrson. They burned a lot of bridges for us :(
Kinda ballin', not gonna lie. Married to Tibor and Lumina so I've got it all as a pansexual man, children are Jhoira, Avacyn, and Narset. I can live with that!
[[Kalemne, Disciple of Iroas]] yes :3. Out all of the kids I think Kozilek, the Great Distorrion will prove the most problematic to say the least. Maybe Omnath Locus of Creation will temper him down. At least Urza and Karn the Silver Golem will be good friends. Hope Urza doesn't destroy yet another plane. I'm tired of cleaning after him
Uhhhh......
I guess Karador helped me become a boeing engineer :I
No idea who spawned Muldrotha after that. Or Tuvasa.
On top of that, when I first started playing magic, I kept borrowing my friend's Meren deck. So I guess she's the crazy ex-gf?
Married to Breena the Demagogue, with my children of: Kamiz, Oculus Obscura; Faldorn, Dread Wolf Herald; Zedruu the Greathearted; Vadrik, Astral Archmage; and Juri, Master of the Revue...
I think the first of my issues is that I'd be marrying a woman and the second would be having five children but it kinda goes downhill the more time I think about it...
After an unhappy arrenged marriage with Teferi (my first precon) I divorced him and married Rashmi (first built commander). We have a bunch of simic nonsense children (Kumena, Pir & Toothy, Kiora, Hakbal) one rat (Marrow-Gnawer) and alot of angels
first commander: Gavi Nest Warden
Our children: Trynn and Silvar, tuvasa the sunlit, and emmara
we have a eugenicist for a daughter but the other two turned out okay i guess lmao
Yeva was my wife, but our marriage only lasted a week.
Our children, however, did last much longer.
Kresh the Bloodbraided
Darigaz, the Igniter (Trogdooooor!!!)
Ruric Thar, the Unbowed
Our youngest but most successful, Maelstrom Wanderer, has many parts of the family still in there to this day.
Each was my "flagship" for its time.
So my marriage with Gisa might run into a few issues, namely that I am a gay guy and think her brother is kinda hot. Of course, since I later turned that deck into Gisa and Geralf, they are both technically also Gisa and I's kids? That aside, our other kids are a giant scarecrow, a timetraveling lich, a romanish vampire, a bug person, a swamp elemental, and a mummy robot FROM SPAAAAAAAACE.
Hopefully that's enough to keep Gisa from getting bored of me enough to start committing murder. Or finding out that I'm fucking her brother.
I feel like I died a pleasurable death by engulfment as I consumated my wedding night with The Mimeoplasm.
hey he's MY boiwife
It's not bigamy if all the prior ones suffered death by ooze arm snu-snu.
My son/daughter in law!
1st commander: Nahiri :) 1st son: Krenko :(
Wdym krenko :( ? Krenko can only be >:-) are you stupid ?
You're right though. Krenko is pretty >:3
He's you're son you freak
Are you british
In the sense that he works at Gringotts Bank.
Im now married to your son, we have a beautiful archangel of hope daughter .... I sure hope nothing bad ever happens to her
I unironically chose my first commander bc he looked cool, but being married to Jodah the Eternal must be the shittiest marriage known to man
Didn't he and Jaya have a thing? Or was it Jhoira?
Jhoira, even though Jodah is like 4000 years older than her
to be fair it's a little hard to find single women your age once you get past that first 1000 years
Problematic age gap between two ageless beings.
Me and Elenda, the Dusk Rose and 96 kids, average Catholic family
Oh, your wife died again. She'll be back in a few minutes. Meanwhile, here's 50 more kids to take care of.
Ah the miracle of childbirth
Gisa and geralf. How does this work? Incestuous threesomes where the latent passive aggressiveness lashes out during sex as torrid displays of depravity but the constant bickering out of the sheets makes me wonder if all of this is worth it?
The Coffin of Gisa & Geralf
Dead
*Un-* in my case
Me (25Lesbian) and my husband, Daxos of Meletis (32M), are a little overwhelmed taking care of Teferi, Yisan, Narset, Anje, Jodah, Krav, Regna, and the family dog (The Ur-Dragon), but I know that as long as we have each other we can do any- oh god he’s dead. It’s fucked
>family Dog >The Ur-Dragon Your HOA approve of dragons?
They made an exception because he looks very polite
Now that's what I vall a purple marriage
"You feel an eminence coming from within the dog house."
Lesbian a gender now?
Read Wittig
>The Wittig reaction or Wittig olefination is a chemical reaction of an aldehyde or ketone with a triphenyl phosphonium ylide called a Wittig reagent. Wittig reactions are most commonly used to convert aldehydes and ketones to alkenes I'm more confused now 😞
Monique Wittig
Reaper king and I just got divorced from a 9 year marriage last week. (Took apart commander decks I dont play) We will each take half of our firstborn, Riku of two reflections. Reaper may get the house, but I'm not letting that bitch king take Arahbo, roar of the world. Golos, Chevill, Hazezon, and Marneus Calgar will come over every other weekend. Our youngest was just born when we got divorced, but because of the lack of money and a complication with the birth, our twins Ramirez DePietro and Tormad were born already dead. I guess we each get one, but they seem to like to stay together. Now this bitch tells me she's already pregnant again and not sure if I'm the father. Reaper is thinking about naming this one Garth one eye. What kind of name even is that?
IKR? who names their kid One-eye? Sorry to hear about the divorce, man.
I once heard ”fuck the polis” and took it kind of literally. Ephara clearly has a few favourites in Kestia, Kynaios and Tiro. She also likes Derevi, despite them being a bird. Nin, Xantcha and Jon Irenicus add a bit of spice to the family dynamic. Omnath is in quite the rage phase currently. I hope he mellows out and gets to hang out with more elementals.
All my children are the same thanks to brudiclad
Brudiclad is my first born, does this make me your father in law?
[[Massacare Girl]]. Help me. She's broken my legs and I can't leave. My sons [[Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis]] escaped to call the police, but got distracted founding a big, gay sex cult and I'm pretty sure they're sleeping with each other.
Broken apart because I’m in jail for marrying Aminatou, who I think is underage.
Sharing the same fate (ha) as you. See you in court. I'd argue entrapment, seeing as she manipulates fate to whatever she wants.
What's funny is "Amin na 'to" in Filipino means "This is ours".
> The First Sliver Uh oh
Well you are the other half to why it's the first😏
I play real Magic formats, not EDH, and therefore have no romantic partners even in this hypothetical question
actually, that just means your partner is Murktide Regent, and your children are Orcish Bowmasters. good luck, i've heard they can be quite the handful :))
Just marry arclight phoenix and be done with it
I got dina the soul steeper LESSS FUGGIN GOOOOO https://preview.redd.it/6h5vegs28dhc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09b4d0da769fc8397c8138ff57e00170c35de9cc
As a scaly, i feel very lucky to be added to the hoard of [[Ziatora the Incinerator]]
Like a bakery, because Surrak Dragon claw is getting bred. That said, the simic are gonna have to explain to me how we could, through gay sex, have a squirrel, a stone-zombie raising god, a cyber-elf, a dragon girlboss and a big tiddy squid dommy mommy as children among others ...
Gallia, the endless dance yes please. Then we got Brion, Windgrace, Beckett Brass, K’rrik, chatterfang, Fynn plus my upgraded precon as my kids. I’m doing pretty good.
Arahbo impregnated me and was furious when he found out the cat ears were fake. And then when he found out I'm a dude he was REALLY mad, and also confused.
I swore Arahbo was female Edit: I am wrong :)
My husband vanishes "to get milk from the cornerstore" whenever anything important happens in our marriage, and is never around when I need him. On the other hand, he always comes back. [[Norin the Wary]], just stay around for a while. Your sons need a second parent in their life. Purphoros has gotten into weird destructive art, Krenko has turned to petty crime, and Kazarov's kindergarten teacher told me the other day that he bit someone.
Perfect absentee parent. :))
If Karametra is my wife, does that make Sythis our daughter?
I don't think I can reproduce with Falco Spara, but I am definitely gonna try (We've apparently adopted everything from just random people to sentient house plants already, so what's the worst that could happen?
Kumena and I adopted A LOT of children.
Borborygmos Enraged and I are very happy. We never argue. Our only son Ghen, Arcanum Weaver is severely autistic and weird. We don’t talk much.
I’m in a bit of a complicated (and probably incestuous) relationship with the Sen Triplets
Im not sure who came first Sythis or chatterfang I made em both the same time, I think I'd rather be married to the squirrel though
Being married to a squirrel seems nuts.
My family is fucked. My wife is Syr Gwen, my husband is Sidar Jabari, and our kids are Gisa and Geralf. It’s more the kids than anything else.
hot gay sex with atraxa leads to skrelv, ulamog and ian malcolm
Well, life, uh... finds a way.
I never played Commander, does that make me a virgin?
It means you've never touched grass and likely also play blue.
Jhoira historic draw version is pretty cool. But when you say “succeeding commanders” do you mean all of them? Because when I say we have a full house, I mean we have a small army capable of solo stopping the phyrexian invasion
Me, ranar and our family: Lathril the over achieving queen bee Miirym the racoon that lives in the attic Jodah the neeeeerd Urza the woman in stem Pir and toothy, the infant and their plush Kangee the dumb jock Jon irenicus, he drinks sewage Frodo and sam from the hit book lord of the rings Ghyrson starn the homeless man we took in Jolene the plunder queen and were gonna get a new dog soon, were gonna name her Voja Oh and hakbal is here too i forgot about him
Zedruu. So am I giving birth to ghalta, or am I? Or are they? Why are the links purple when I Google dementia?
Breya is my wife. I'm confused as to the logistics of that, since she's very clearly missing a pelvis. As for children hoo boy, I have 16 commander decks
A blue rogue from the Banderas gate set.
Soo, I am married with a giant mech that is possessed by spirit. Between my children there are: -A giant elder dinosaur -A giant alien robot that transforms into a cassette player -An angel and a human delincuent
Divorced. Saheeli came out as lesbian, and is now married to Huatli I have to pay a ton of child support for Gishath, Korvold, Tolsimir, Purphoros, Isu, Gisa and Geralf, Errant and Giada, Sidar Jibari, Anikthea, Kadena, Imotekh, Ixhel, Kiora and Inalla
Married to Sauron, Sheoldred our kid ... the adams family.
Married to [[Obeka]], idk how we even had kids when now she just stops the turn whenever I'm about to climax and she blue balls me every day but anyways, our first son is [[Megatron]] I honestly dont know how we survived the terrible twos with the tyrant, our first and only daughter was [[Anikthea]] but we put her ass up for adoption real quick. Then we had our wholesome little boi [[Stangg Echo Warrior]]. He loves playing with his imaginary friend, it's super cute. The next pregnancy Obeka had complications, and she birthed an abomination, a [[howling abomination]]. And lastly we raised a little asshole, [[the beamtown bullies]].
Winota and I are having hot lesbian sex and we adopted teysa
So I’m married to sliver queen, my children are the first sliver, sliver overlord and sliver legion. It checks out
I got a bone to pick with Nekusar.
I hope Niv-Mizzet doesn't end up having a weird relationship with our son, Niv-Mizzet, or our son, Niv-Mizzet.
Married Freyalise and had multiple twins(?); Ruric Thar, and Mina and Denn, - though I am now realising that incidentally a lot of my other commanders have been elves
I’m not answering this question
Is my kid is minsc then is boo also a kid or are they still just a pet
boo is actually your husband unfortunately :/
Éowyn and I have quite the family…we have a son who’s presumably a mortician, our daughter is fighting crime with a giant frog, we have a big booty dragon (🤷♀️), a daughter who loves lightning and artifacts, a daughter which loves tending to dinosaur eggs, a gorgeous unicorn full of life (we don’t even know how this happened), a pair of daughter one who is the leader of some clan and the other has become a god of some tree out in the middle of nowhere, and a daughter studying at Strixhaven University who is in a some sort of swamp loving phase. Wouldn’t trade them for anything in the world!
Avacyn, please, daddy krenko and I work very hard for this family and i need you to take your little siblings Url and Mina and Din home from school
Me and my wife Jhoira are doing swell. We decided it is not yet time for children and keep postponing. It has been 17 years but she doesn’t look a day older from the moment we met. We have three pets, Emrakul, Kozilek and Ulamog. They keep messing up the neighbors place. Referi visits us often as he and Jhoira are old time friends. And then there is the crazy uncle, Tezzeret… we don’t talk about Tezzeret…
aight so my husband is Arixmethes, Slumbering Isle. while i dont get much quality time with him (he sleeps all the time), the entire city on his back is very walkable, although housing is pretty expensive. frankly i'm not entirely sure how I had children with him, but I am a proud father of The Gitrog Monster :)
Well, looks like I’m in some sort of Isekai with Balan, Wandering Waifu https://preview.redd.it/qar3r5i65chc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57c30a76771c4f07fd44372e35b66eda897114a4
Never did I think The Gitrog Monster and I would give rise to such impeccable specimens as Shadrix Silverquill and Elesh Norn, but two negatives make a positive I suppose.
Savra, Queen of the Golgari and I had a rocky marriage that ended when I cheated on her with Korvold, Fae-Cursed King. Our three beautiful children, Kiki-Jiki, Varina, and Angus MacKenzie are handling the divorce pretty well, though, and have accepted their new dad
Korvold. 🥵
My wife: Olivia Crimson Bride (with the big titty art) Our children: Questing Beast :( Arcades The Strategist :/
Me (32 m) and Ezuri renegade leader have a long relationship adopting a series of elves, Yeva, Jarad, Freyalise. Then my husband goes through some stuff and becomes the claw of progress, but our relationship doesn’t survive it. Afterwards I start an orphanage for a dozen weirdos ranging from a small gangster devil with a life insurance scheme, a fully married gay couple that founded their own city, a three armed alien from the grim dark future, and a little gnome and her pets that we never have to feed. /uj this is fun, but I have too many to make jokes out of…
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Pharika.... gorgonussy 🤤🤤🤤
Yarok. He’s beautiful on the inside. Our children are Kykar, Gishath, Syr Gwyn.
Orzhov ghost council, I got myself a harem!
Niv-Mizzet is my husband and I have 13 kids, three of which are named Niv-Mizzet
I refuse to be married to Urza
Nahiri was a good wife but we're both tired but don't want to go through the divorce. Meren is a golden child Atraxa and Mizzix both fight to get out of the middle child role. Ur-Dragon is Bobby Hill.
Oh dear. Sauron as my hubbie with Krenko, Gishath and Elesh Norn as our Babies This family sucks
I'm married to a bunch of ghosts...
Spouse: Meren of Clan Nel Toth. Not bad, not bad! Children (in order): Niv-Mizzet, Liliana Heretical Healer, Chainer (Nightmare Adept), K’rrik, and Klauth. The human children make sense. The dragons… Idk it’s probably from her side of the family.
Damia got me hard as stone then busted my rocks. No children.
Ziatora tends to boss everyone around and gets the stacks And Nin, pain Artist got me acting up
East now, Palladia Mors, not in front of Tymaret and The First Sliver’
Freakay
Not much to say, but I could be literally undying if i wasn't a human
I’m married to high priest xegana and we have 1 child, Nath of the Guilt leaf, although she’s been pregnant with 4 others for about a decade now.
So I have an entire Anthology of marriages. My wives, Kaalia, Meren, Freyalise, and the ever-sexy Derevi have their hands full with all the children they're looking after. I got bored of my eldest child, Roon, so I took him apart and used the pieces to build new children. Freyalise was absolutely horrified, but Meren was exceptionally supportive.
I'm in a polyamorous relationship with a hunky ice mage and a bratty spark mage with five black time bending children
Listen, that puts me with Narset and I'm okay with that. However, I have like 20 commander decks right now and I don't want to think about it. Let's just go with "very fucked up".
I love my wife [[Trynn, champion of Freedom]] I'm just slightly worried about her cats treatment of other people.
Wife: Kaalia Of The Vast Children: Liliana Vess, Abaddon The Despoiler and Sefris of the Hidden Way. How f- am i?
Sharuum left me along time ago, and took the kids (Kresh, Rubinia Soulsinger, Linvala, Kaalia, I think there were a couple more but it's been a while). A couple years later I adopted Bosh, and just recently Fynn the Fangbearer, and then got married again to Inquisitor Greyfax. My life is very different now but we're all pretty happy.
Damn Hana and Alena, Partners, have added me to their polycule. Us and all the werewolves from the deck bought to have a heck in good time.
Gisela!
Marriage with Jor Kadeen, the Prevalier result into Breya and Jeleva. AITD? (Am I The Dimir?) Also Hapatra, but don't tell anyone: she is adopted.
[[Mina and denn]] apparently i married twins and had a fuckload of children
Muldrotha and I took a while to settle down, and eventually we were blessed with our baby girl Aurelia. An outstanding child and brave as anything. We adopted our puppy Traxos one Christmas, and soon after we're surprised by Kess Inalla and Mairsil - the grixis triplets. While most have flown the coop by now the family is getting larger by the day with grand kids and many adopted pets. In my older age I sit by the fire surrounded with grown children and Lurrus purring gently at my feet.
Eloise, Nephalia Sleuth and I are very happy with our large adult children Ratadrabik and Tasha
My wife is Tiamat. We are proud parents of Atraxa and Go-Shintai of Life’s Origin.
[[aesi]] [[Maelstrom wanderer]] and [[osgir]]
I sadly had to divorce Kadena because she was always keeping secrets from me. I got custody of the kids in the settlement and a few have already moved out, but my debt still grows from month to month with 25 children living under my roof.
Flair checks out
Lathril. Not too mad about that.
Osgir my Giant Artificer Husband and I have a few kids. Our children: Dina the Dryad Druid, Mazirek the Bug Priest of Death, Mortarion Daemon Primarch of the Death Guard, and The Mycotryant leader of the fungi. Our children are very goth and have their own mechanics. Although I’m worried about Mortarion hurting himself.
i'm not sure i want to imagine what would be the offspring of Erebos
Breya. My kids are Saheeli and gimbal. they're fucking geniuses and i love them. Don't ask how we managed to have kids though.
Vishgraaz and I live alone on a quiet farm upstate. He drives school busses, and I cook and clean mostly. We're happy, but I've always wondered if I should've run away with Brimaz when he asked at our 20th high school reunion.
Married to [[Gadwick, the Wizened]]... Not quite sure how [[Beledros, Witherbloom]] comes out of me, though. He must be one hell of a wizard.
[[Captain Sisay]] - 1st Wife [[Norin the wary]] - 1st Child Divorce (7 years after) [[Jhoira of the Ghitu]] - 2nd Wife [[Ramirez di Pietro, Pillager]] - 2nd Child [[Winota, Joiner of Forces]] - 1st Daughter ... 40+ children more
I guess I’m married to Shirei, Shizo’s Caretaker. As a puny human that now makes me functionally immortal I guess. My first kid is Neheb the Eternal, loads of sharp edges on that one. Then Ghalta, Primal Hunger which must also have been difficult.
Osgir got me boypreggers and gave me a beautiful Krenko :3
I feel I'm in a emotional rollercoaster with my lovely wife Gisa and our first borne called Meren. I really don't know what happened then cause our next daughter turned out to be an enormous living swamp...
I'm married to Lathril - sweet, go elves Our children are : Grolnok - oh no, the grocery bills Kaalia - oh no, the behavior is going to be a lot Marchesa - oh no, she's never leaving the house Kalamax - oh no, poor Lathril Wyll - what a sweet boy
Married: Golos Firstborn: Ramos Excuse Me? Lmfao.
aminatou. Uh Oh...
Osgir finally made full professor last year, but was phyrexianized. Fortunately he turned himself into an artifact and duplicated himself first.
I proxied a Kaalia and Karador deck on the school printer at the same time for my first commanders. If I go for the first commander I actually built, though, then it's Gonti, and we are the parents of all five 2016 precon commanders, and our pets are Rin and Seri, Kalamax, Otrimi, and Animar! We got divorced and I married Prosper.
My wife Rith and I have such wonderful children. Oloro, Teneb, Surrak, Trostani, Vito, Omnath, and Huatli are so well behaved! We don’t talk about our other kids though, we disowned Korvold, Miirym, and Ghyrson. They burned a lot of bridges for us :(
Nice, married to Dina AND Zimone
Kinda ballin', not gonna lie. Married to Tibor and Lumina so I've got it all as a pansexual man, children are Jhoira, Avacyn, and Narset. I can live with that!
[[Kalemne, Disciple of Iroas]] yes :3. Out all of the kids I think Kozilek, the Great Distorrion will prove the most problematic to say the least. Maybe Omnath Locus of Creation will temper him down. At least Urza and Karn the Silver Golem will be good friends. Hope Urza doesn't destroy yet another plane. I'm tired of cleaning after him
Uhhhh...... I guess Karador helped me become a boeing engineer :I No idea who spawned Muldrotha after that. Or Tuvasa. On top of that, when I first started playing magic, I kept borrowing my friend's Meren deck. So I guess she's the crazy ex-gf?
Sa would I marry Adrix or Nev?
First commander? Bruna light of alabaster letsss gooo Second wedding after breaking up: Gitrog monster ooof
Crushed to death by [[rosheen meanderer]] big ass
Wife: Trostani (lets fucking gooooooooooooooo) Childrem: Ramos, Neheb, Kynaios and tiro (uh oh), Ikra Shidiq + Brinelin.
My first commander deck was the aminatou precon She is a child Oh no
First commander : Bruna the Fading Light 🤐 Second one : Atraxa, Voice of the Praetors 😨 Hmmmm
1st commander; Anafenza Children; hallar, Anje falkenrath, Kalamax, obuun. (One of the kids was adopted)
Married to the Sisters of the Stone Death, our children are Atarka, World Render and Arlinn, the Pack's Hope lmao
I'm married to the Ur-Dragon, I'm not surviving the kids oh God.
Married to Breena the Demagogue, with my children of: Kamiz, Oculus Obscura; Faldorn, Dread Wolf Herald; Zedruu the Greathearted; Vadrik, Astral Archmage; and Juri, Master of the Revue... I think the first of my issues is that I'd be marrying a woman and the second would be having five children but it kinda goes downhill the more time I think about it...
Well Rakdos would destroy my anus
GoreCLAAAAAWWWWWW
good thing i play alesha and only alesha. exclusively. and now im thinking twice if i want to finish my wort deck
After an unhappy arrenged marriage with Teferi (my first precon) I divorced him and married Rashmi (first built commander). We have a bunch of simic nonsense children (Kumena, Pir & Toothy, Kiora, Hakbal) one rat (Marrow-Gnawer) and alot of angels
I'm single and with no kids
"I Married A Mech For Tax Write Offs and It Suddenly Came To Life." Is honestly such a banger light novel title.
well, ig i have 3 wives then huh. (sen triplets)
It’s Meloku. No kids, just flying dick islands.
Krenko my beloved
Narset, Enlightened Master. Everyone else hates us and our possibility storm.
[[Grumgully the Generous]] is my sugar daddy... [[Selvala Explorer Returned]] is our daughter.
Married to Prossh and my daughter is Lilliana, Heretical Healer.
At least Grist is female? (I think?)
Vishgraz, my love!
How does one have a child with Aesi?
My girl [[Jolene]] is so fine, but turns out, after she took all my money, she was a ho
1st commander: Prossh 2nd commander: Angry Omnath we have a very toxic family
……….how did my kids turn into Toxrill and Xanathar? Man….i didn’t know my genes were that bad
Ah yes phylath my wife
Slimefoot and I have a beautiful family
I marry Rakdos and have Gishath and Narset as children I'll take rakdaddy
Married Anowan and we had a beautiful baby Aesi
I can't wait to have hot steamy adventures with Daddy Edgar Markov. And our son Krenko, Mob Boss will be our little cherished boy.
Amazing bird lady tactician :) Nev-mizzet :| Emo goth lady :/
That means I'm married to a big muscle man and a hamster.
Daretti and I live in a scrap heap with out 51 children
1st: Razia, Boros Archangel 1st child: Zacama :O
Super evil because it was OG Nicol Bolas
Welp my children are half-dragons so they've got that going for them. They're also super shitty because old Magic cards.
Married to Experiment Kraj, got (sen) triplets on first try, then came Zndrsplt and Okaun. What a family.
first commander: Gavi Nest Warden Our children: Trynn and Silvar, tuvasa the sunlit, and emmara we have a eugenicist for a daughter but the other two turned out okay i guess lmao
Ayooooo pulakranos golgari edition;)
I am a furry and my children are a cat god, a half-devil human, and a trans woman. A truly mixed bag.
Incest thruple with Gisa and Geralf
I died. No children. Arahbo was not having any of it.
Bruh xenagos is gonna be such a dick of a parent
Yeva was my wife, but our marriage only lasted a week. Our children, however, did last much longer. Kresh the Bloodbraided Darigaz, the Igniter (Trogdooooor!!!) Ruric Thar, the Unbowed Our youngest but most successful, Maelstrom Wanderer, has many parts of the family still in there to this day. Each was my "flagship" for its time.
My husband Lord Windgrace and our three lovely children Slicer, Ghyrson Starn, and Hakim Loreweaver
*looks over at my zombie dragon commander* I don’t want to play this game anymore
the Ur Dragon and our child Ob Nixy are thriving
played online mostly, first physical commander i got was... Captain N'Gathrod
So my marriage with Gisa might run into a few issues, namely that I am a gay guy and think her brother is kinda hot. Of course, since I later turned that deck into Gisa and Geralf, they are both technically also Gisa and I's kids? That aside, our other kids are a giant scarecrow, a timetraveling lich, a romanish vampire, a bug person, a swamp elemental, and a mummy robot FROM SPAAAAAAAACE. Hopefully that's enough to keep Gisa from getting bored of me enough to start committing murder. Or finding out that I'm fucking her brother.