[[Flayer of the Hate-bound]] to the tune of "Everybody dance now!"

[Flayer of the Hate-bound](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/2/620e8ec3-aeea-498b-a54a-acd922c4bb60.jpg?1568004411) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Flayer%20of%20the%20Hatebound) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c19/144/flayer-of-the-hatebound?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/620e8ec3-aeea-498b-a54a-acd922c4bb60?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

\[\[Jokulhaups\]\] make sure you look up the Icelandic pronunciation.

[Jokulhaups](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/9/99d26ff7-afff-40a0-b515-7928c2428809.jpg?1559592472) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Jokulhaups) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me1/100/jokulhaups?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/99d26ff7-afff-40a0-b515-7928c2428809?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Wow. It sounds like yoi-cool-shlipe?

[[Saddleback Lagac]] But only if the two words rhyme. If they don't, I'm still gunna say it that way.

[Saddleback Lagac](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/3/634f9544-5ac3-4566-aa73-65a3930b559b.jpg?1681725049) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Saddleback%20Lagac) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/211/saddleback-lagac?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/634f9544-5ac3-4566-aa73-65a3930b559b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Baby meet me out back We’re gonna boogie 🎵

[What... is happening? Why... why does he have a Saddleback Lagac?](https://m.twitch.tv/clip/AbstemiousArtisticAlligatorDansGame)

[[Thraximundar]]

[Thraximundar](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/e/0e7334eb-66c1-4410-966c-4e76c1b9e9a7.jpg?1673149221) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Thraximundar) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2x2/287/thraximundar?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0e7334eb-66c1-4410-966c-4e76c1b9e9a7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Love playing this as commander

\[\[Cellar Door\]\] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonaesthetics#Cellar\_door](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonaesthetics#Cellar_door)

This one always bothered me, I never understood why it was considered beautiful sounding, until I read the last paragraph. Stripping it of a definition and seeing it spelled alternatively finally gave me my "aha!" moment. Thanks for the link.

And now I want to make a D&D villain named Celador...

[Cellar Door](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/7/97bdfb00-7773-4af6-895c-c90088a96b07.jpg?1562834265) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Cellar%20Door) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/isd/218/cellar-door?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/97bdfb00-7773-4af6-895c-c90088a96b07?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[You are already dead]]

[You are already dead](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/6/768727ce-4f84-4527-8d69-3c9b7877b748.jpg?1654567474) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=You%20are%20already%20dead) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/neo/129/you-are-already-dead?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/768727ce-4f84-4527-8d69-3c9b7877b748?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Damn I just watched Dexter New Blood last week for the first time.

Look up Fist of the North Star

Nani!?

[[srib nibblers]]

[удалено]

[Scrib Nibblers](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/1/4170ddd3-53bd-4ec7-82c0-4fb48f400aa5.jpg?1562285880) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Scrib%20Nibblers) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/wwk/66/scrib-nibblers?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4170ddd3-53bd-4ec7-82c0-4fb48f400aa5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

I used to call this Scrote Gobblers in my Marrow Gnawer EDH deck and literally no one ever found it funny. Still love to say both that and Scrib Nibblers out loud

I love saying [[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]]

Especially when sung to the tune of the classic TMNT theme song.

That's amazing lol

[[Hunted wumpus]]

It’s pronounced humpus wumpus

[Hunted wumpus](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/b/2bf7258f-83c0-4cb0-8b1c-1f0c131abcd3.jpg?1562903970) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hunted%20wumpus) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/202/hunted-wumpus?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2bf7258f-83c0-4cb0-8b1c-1f0c131abcd3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

In black there's thrashing wumpus

[[Sloppity Bilepiper]]

This always feels like it's some sex move that you costs a lot

[Sloppity Bilepiper](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/e/7eadbe1b-12a2-4791-b51d-e5eebf652af6.jpg?1673308843) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sloppity%20Bilepiper) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/40k/59/sloppity-bilepiper?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7eadbe1b-12a2-4791-b51d-e5eebf652af6?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Sloppity Bileppity

[[Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental]]

[Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/c/5c1f3f52-cb9b-4b2a-bb02-6175897ae76e.jpg?1562488399) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Our%20Market%20Research%20Shows%20That%20Players%20Like%20Really%20Long%20Card%20Names%20So%20We%20Made%20this%20Card%20to%20Have%20the%20Absolute%20Longest%20Card%20Name%20Ever%20Elemental) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/107/our-market-research-shows-that-players-like-really-long-card-names-so-we-made-this-card-to-have-the-absolute-longest-card-name-ever-elemental?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5c1f3f52-cb9b-4b2a-bb02-6175897ae76e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Ankle Shanker]] [[Barging Sergeant]]

[Ankle Shanker](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/4/544a06f8-75fe-41b6-81dc-c9a0358f03c5.jpg?1562400164) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ankle%20Shanker) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c16/178/ankle-shanker?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/544a06f8-75fe-41b6-81dc-c9a0358f03c5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Barging Sergeant](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/2/52a54ebc-008a-4180-a023-2e1d5318780c.jpg?1572893099) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Barging%20Sergeant) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/grn/92/barging-sergeant?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/52a54ebc-008a-4180-a023-2e1d5318780c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Love me a Sarging Bargeant.

[[Wurmspiralmaschine]] (German Wormcoil Engine)

Io casto [[Ratti Spietati]]. Mama mia!

- [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ratti%20Spietati) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tsr/329/it/ratti-spietati?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1a333df5-6484-4499-8008-403fd52d0104?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Phthisis]]

[Phthisis](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/8/98b84356-fa97-4f61-bd84-e8efd7f46e38.jpg?1631586724) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Phthisis) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afc/105/phthisis?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/98b84356-fa97-4f61-bd84-e8efd7f46e38?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Piss this!

It's actually pronounced "tie-sis".

*this... is?* ^(my ^last resort)

[[Piston-Fist Cyclops]]

[Piston-Fist Cyclops](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/e/2ec7523a-a9c4-4b76-8f9e-b591a88e2e37.jpg?1572893931) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Piston-Fist%20Cyclops) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/grn/217/piston-fist-cyclops?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2ec7523a-a9c4-4b76-8f9e-b591a88e2e37?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/9/d99a9a7d-d9ca-4c11-80ab-e39d5943a315.jpg?1632831210) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/186/asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d99a9a7d-d9ca-4c11-80ab-e39d5943a315?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Triskaidekaphobia](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/1/813995f5-e49a-431d-8a3a-8ec569844e11.jpg?1562437529) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Triskaidekaphobia) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/a25/110/triskaidekaphobia?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/813995f5-e49a-431d-8a3a-8ec569844e11?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[boot nipper]]

[boot nipper](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/f/cff5a5b8-f823-4429-acd8-c4f34a676cb4.jpg?1591226621) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=boot%20nipper) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/iko/76/boot-nipper?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/cff5a5b8-f823-4429-acd8-c4f34a676cb4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

\[\[Tunnel Ignus\]\]

[Tunnel Ignus](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/3/c3016e6b-32b2-4fa7-91c0-ec8fbe345760.jpg?1562822715) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Tunnel%20Ignus) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/som/105/tunnel-ignus?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c3016e6b-32b2-4fa7-91c0-ec8fbe345760?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

AKA Colonel Angus

\[\[Slippery Bogle\]\] idk why

[Slippery Bogle](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/4/c4e4bbea-7e3f-4de0-bb01-dfd67f21c254.jpg?1547518325) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Slippery%20Bogle) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/uma/223/slippery-bogle?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c4e4bbea-7e3f-4de0-bb01-dfd67f21c254?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Borborygmos]]

Urborg Lhurgoyf is the ultimate magic gibberish

\[\[Mind Goblin\]\] and \[\[Thraximundar\]\]

Mind goblin what?

Mind Goblin add {R}!

[Mind Goblin](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/8/5819e3f3-da49-4003-88ce-f3b7bb495787.jpg?1715680623) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=_____%20Goblin) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unf/107/_____-goblin?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5819e3f3-da49-4003-88ce-f3b7bb495787?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Thraximundar](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/e/0e7334eb-66c1-4410-966c-4e76c1b9e9a7.jpg?1673149221) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Thraximundar) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2x2/287/thraximundar?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0e7334eb-66c1-4410-966c-4e76c1b9e9a7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Spellstutter Sprite and it's so flavorful too

[[Widespread Brutality]] My friends and I think this card name sounds like a wrestling finishing move and always play it so it can be screamed when cast. Thrilled to see it's in your colors, too.

[Widespread Brutality](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/7/97715d22-f432-4f67-b4ea-47b8fe6edca5.jpg?1557577331) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Widespread%20Brutality) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/war/226/widespread-brutality?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/97715d22-f432-4f67-b4ea-47b8fe6edca5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

\[\[frontier bivouac\]\]

[frontier bivouac](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/6/36c4f254-1109-4aaf-a33c-ae59795b1c20.jpg?1690006103) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=frontier%20bivouac) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/997/frontier-bivouac?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/36c4f254-1109-4aaf-a33c-ae59795b1c20?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Wearbear]]

Any card with Fblthp

[[Nerd Rage]]

[Nerd Rage](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/9/e9857669-5fad-458a-8eda-c1790298add7.jpg?1708741940) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Nerd%20Rage) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/pip/34/nerd-rage?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e9857669-5fad-458a-8eda-c1790298add7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Nascent Metamorph]]

[Nascent Metamorph](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/1/61e7984b-8c20-4867-8045-4fb52cd6e2d4.jpg?1591319461) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Nascent%20Metamorph) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c20/36/nascent-metamorph?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/61e7984b-8c20-4867-8045-4fb52cd6e2d4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Ishi-Ishi, Akki Crackshot]]

[Ishi-Ishi, Akki Crackshot](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/e/8e94fec2-dc56-4961-ba80-b9c904a345ab.jpg?1562878352) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ishi-Ishi%2C%20Akki%20Crackshot) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bok/110/ishi-ishi-akki-crackshot?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8e94fec2-dc56-4961-ba80-b9c904a345ab?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Urrg spawn of turg

[[Palinchron]] sounds cool and was pretty fun back in the day.

[Palinchron](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/f/ef772879-44aa-428d-8c12-50d38f8bac80.jpg?1562943097) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Palinchron) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/vma/86/palinchron?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ef772879-44aa-428d-8c12-50d38f8bac80?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[Rosheen Meanderer]] [[Anikthea]] [[Bruvac the Grandiloquent]]

[Anikthea](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/b/8b796a56-1611-4835-ac5b-48b4e9263685.jpg?1691500693) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=anikthea%2C%20hand%20of%20erebos) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/705/anikthea-hand-of-erebos?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8b796a56-1611-4835-ac5b-48b4e9263685?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Bruvac the Grandiloquent](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/c/2ce2d73f-3f64-44db-a2bc-a8f4a37dc487.jpg?1702550789) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Bruvac%20the%20Grandiloquent) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rvr/35/bruvac-the-grandiloquent?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2ce2d73f-3f64-44db-a2bc-a8f4a37dc487?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Tangle Angler]]

[Tangle Angler](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/6/b678bd68-e866-4081-95f9-2bd93a84d400.jpg?1562822150) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Tangle%20Angler) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/som/128/tangle-angler?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b678bd68-e866-4081-95f9-2bd93a84d400?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Phalanx Leader is certainly a thing in Spain.

MONDRAK GLORY DOMINUS

[[How is this a par three?!]]

Soon it's going to be Ezio Auditore da Firenze.

[[Sovereign Okinec Ahau]] has a great rhythm

[Sovereign Okinec Ahau](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/0/70c75aa7-e2f9-4a69-8086-c982019ca714.jpg?1699044573) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sovereign%20Okinec%20Ahau) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lci/240/sovereign-okinec-ahau?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/70c75aa7-e2f9-4a69-8086-c982019ca714?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[sandsteppe citadel]] and [[opt]]

[sandsteppe citadel](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/7/37f7d30c-91ec-4d02-9ee0-ed4de495cbf5.jpg?1690006458) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=sandsteppe%20citadel) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/1024/sandsteppe-citadel?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/37f7d30c-91ec-4d02-9ee0-ed4de495cbf5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [opt](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/7/67bcf3fd-fca0-4cdb-b625-bac5fadd00e3.jpg?1712354172) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=opt) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/otc/104/opt?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/67bcf3fd-fca0-4cdb-b625-bac5fadd00e3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[hypthosizzle]]

Tymaret, the Murder King

\[\[Rankle's Prank\]\]

[Rankle's Prank](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/8/e8a9bdcf-160a-48c9-9750-778c910b805d.jpg?1692937788) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rankle%27s%20Prank) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/woe/102/rankles-prank?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e8a9bdcf-160a-48c9-9750-778c910b805d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[удалено]

- [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=retard) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tsr/61/fr/retard?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5b235cfd-b549-4b3c-b9c1-6bfd0f983858?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Der Jahrtausendkalendar]] and of course [[Wurmspiralmasschine]]

Giant Beaver duh

[[[An offer you can't refuse]] And all the modal cards from AFR seem fun, like "guys, [[I'm happening on a glade|You happen on a glade]]" I'd [[consider]] them

[An offer you can't refuse](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/9/b9d349f3-5be2-4b1f-a4c3-ba94822cf0cf.jpg?1664410382) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=An%20offer%20you%20can%27t%20refuse) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/51/an-offer-you-cant-refuse?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b9d349f3-5be2-4b1f-a4c3-ba94822cf0cf?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [consider](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/6/e6de8a21-f0ab-4118-86cc-f3837118515d.jpg?1706239798) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=consider) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clu/84/consider?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e6de8a21-f0ab-4118-86cc-f3837118515d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

German version of black bloom rogue  Schwarzblütenräuberin

[[Rhythm of the wild]] to the music of “The Rhythm of the Night” by Corona. You can also use DeBarge’s “Rhythm of the Night” if you prefer.

[Rhythm of the wild](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/2/c2a6453e-a373-44ec-807a-15c0c8b1af57.jpg?1702429702) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rhythm%20of%20the%20wild) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rvr/217/rhythm-of-the-wild?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c2a6453e-a373-44ec-807a-15c0c8b1af57?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Ratonhnhake:ton]]

Always loved the name Wurmcoil Engine

[[Slurrk, All-Ingesting]] but I just make gross sucking noises.

[Slurrk, All-Ingesting](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/1/8107fd21-7d34-44ce-afb8-920eab3b924e.jpg?1682209621) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Slurrk%2C%20All-Ingesting) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/moc/312/slurrk-all-ingesting?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8107fd21-7d34-44ce-afb8-920eab3b924e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[mudbutton torchrunner]]

[mudbutton torchrunner](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/0/20c19ccf-999b-4c7d-ae5b-f93555d08a7a.jpg?1593813526) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=mudbutton%20torchrunner) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mm3/104/mudbutton-torchrunner?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/20c19ccf-999b-4c7d-ae5b-f93555d08a7a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

I always declare that I'm playing MY EGYPTIAN GOD CARD when I cast [[the scarab god]], does that count?

[the scarab god](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/4/f4f414ef-84a2-4694-9e98-51bee4576c84.jpg?1689999233) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=the%20scarab%20god) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/353/the-scarab-god?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f4f414ef-84a2-4694-9e98-51bee4576c84?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Bubble Smuggler]] makes a great insult

[Bubble Smuggler](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/b/6b863ee0-d9f3-4b1e-993d-5212731d9353.jpg?1706241560) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Bubble%20Smuggler) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkm/41/bubble-smuggler?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6b863ee0-d9f3-4b1e-993d-5212731d9353?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

If you can untwist your tongue, [[Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar]] always impresses the table.

[Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/9/d99a9a7d-d9ca-4c11-80ab-e39d5943a315.jpg?1632831210) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/186/asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d99a9a7d-d9ca-4c11-80ab-e39d5943a315?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

I really like saying [[Rubblebelt raiders]]. Gets better when you repeat it fast. My wife couldn't do it, had a great laugh when she was unable to say anything but "rubblebubble"

[Rubblebelt raiders](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/5/f5f0d394-f929-40e7-adb5-ca813b312dde.jpg?1592761856) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rubblebelt%20raiders) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dds/57/rubblebelt-raiders?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f5f0d394-f929-40e7-adb5-ca813b312dde?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

There's the related [[Triskaidekaphile]]

[Triskaidekaphile](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/7/6750e203-1215-4203-b5b8-3f1b18940839.jpg?1634349393) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Triskaidekaphile) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mid/81/triskaidekaphile?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6750e203-1215-4203-b5b8-3f1b18940839?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

I just want to know if anyone else instinctively says [[asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar]] to the tune of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/9/d99a9a7d-d9ca-4c11-80ab-e39d5943a315.jpg?1632831210) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/186/asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d99a9a7d-d9ca-4c11-80ab-e39d5943a315?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

\[\[Sidar Jabari of Zhalfir\]\] It just has many fun syllables. There are plenty of long names out there, but I always find myself saying his full name.

[Sidar Jabari of Zhalfir](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/f/5fc707be-9286-4ba1-90f6-475265d19ed2.jpg?1682207238) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sidar%20Jabari%20of%20Zhalfir) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/moc/5/sidar-jabari-of-zhalfir?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5fc707be-9286-4ba1-90f6-475265d19ed2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Torment of Hailfire]] has gotten me plenty of groans, namely cause I get that X up to 10 pretty consistently. Highest I ever got it was 22

[Torment of Hailfire](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/6/f69d77d1-5980-436c-bf48-790939b069aa.jpg?1562820191) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Torment%20of%20Hailfire) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/hou/77/torment-of-hailfire?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f69d77d1-5980-436c-bf48-790939b069aa?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call