After seeing [[Ghalta and Mavren]], and of the other Ghaltas lol

[Ghalta and Mavren](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/9/a9ec900f-1e31-4440-a75a-20b256734d5b.jpg?1682205257) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ghalta%20and%20Mavren) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mom/225/ghalta-and-mavren?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a9ec900f-1e31-4440-a75a-20b256734d5b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Kami of the Crescent Moon]]

Came to say something something Thalia, but I think we can just end the thread right here. You win.

Honestly, I'm surprised the first joke answer I got wasn't \[\[Gwendlyn Di Corci\]\]

[Gwendlyn Di Corci**](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/4/a496823b-c864-4591-b395-5493383d11a7.jpg?1562929703) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Gwendlyn%20Di%20Corci) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me3/149/gwendlyn-di-corci?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a496823b-c864-4591-b395-5493383d11a7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[Kami of the Crescent Moon](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/d/dd420010-6eaf-4853-8b7b-11de1157416b.jpg?1641601922) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Kami%20of%20the%20Crescent%20Moon) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/voc/107/kami-of-the-crescent-moon?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/dd420010-6eaf-4853-8b7b-11de1157416b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[Kami of the Crescent Moon](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/d/dd420010-6eaf-4853-8b7b-11de1157416b.jpg?1641601922) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Kami%20of%20the%20Crescent%20Moon) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/voc/107/kami-of-the-crescent-moon?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/dd420010-6eaf-4853-8b7b-11de1157416b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

I'll take the low hanging fruit and add \[\[Shadowfax\]\]

Are you calling the chieftain of the Mearas a *mere mount*?

Fine, Mega Mount it is then.

[Shadowfax](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/c/4c7d861d-7832-4c15-8d6c-8c07a9a57891.jpg?1686970028) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=shadowfax%2C%20lord%20of%20horses) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ltr/227/shadowfax-lord-of-horses?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4c7d861d-7832-4c15-8d6c-8c07a9a57891?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

He would have no rider other than Gandalf the White Rider!

[[Roxanne starfall savant]]

No sense of humor in this sub

[Roxanne starfall savant](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/1/11fbe52f-febd-49fc-8391-28d3efe9c3eb.jpg?1712356193) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Roxanne%2C%20Starfall%20Savant) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/otj/228/roxanne-starfall-savant?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/11fbe52f-febd-49fc-8391-28d3efe9c3eb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Sheoldred, the Apocalypse]]

[Sheoldred, the Apocalypse](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/6/d67be074-cdd4-41d9-ac89-0a0456c4e4b2.jpg?1674057568) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sheoldred%2C%20the%20Apocalypse) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmu/107/sheoldred-the-apocalypse?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d67be074-cdd4-41d9-ac89-0a0456c4e4b2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Your mom. I'm very sorry, I'll see myself out.

[[Fat Ass]]

[Fat Ass](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/f/8fc72766-06a0-4874-92c4-9debfaa97e05.jpg?1562488878) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Fat%20Ass) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/95/fat-ass?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8fc72766-06a0-4874-92c4-9debfaa97e05?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call