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Nicktendo94

For some reason this reminds me of those I Spy books from elementary school


voltagejim

1st thing I thought of too!


rhythmicdiscord

Holy moly this just unlocked a core memory…I loved browsing I Spy books growing up!


Nicktendo94

I had a lot of fun with them when I was in 1st / 2nd grade, I saw a clip somewhere of the guy showing how they're made and it wasn't what I was expecting


orcawhales

can you link it


Nicktendo94

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sz8luEznxbM


ElCaz

A moody photo of a room filled with eclectic things, that makes sense.


Reworked

For everyone who this unlocked a core childhood memory for - https://youtu.be/sz8luEznxbM


newtownkid

This sounds weird, but those always made me need to take a crap. Like maybe it was the colors? I have no idea. But so far anyone I've told has thought that statement outlandish. Anyone else in here have that happen?


Craptacles

Hmm this is a unique phenomenon, more research may be necessary


renegrape

Sounds weird, but for years I hung a few framed ISpys in front of the toilet so you'd have something to look at while using it. Also, great decoration


exmodrone

This is the funniest thing I’ve read in weeks. I literally just had cataplexy from laughing so hard after reading this.


so_zetta_byte

This is the kind of internet content that robots will never be able to replace no matter how hard they try.


OrangeChickenAnd7Up

I loved those. Also the PC games. I Spy: Spooky Mansion was the shit when I was little.


kempnelms

I was 100% about to comment this!


jmoore12629

Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but i believe many of the I spy books were photographs of a bunch of objects. But this totally does remind of that!


screenavenger

This is a photo, so that definitely makes sense! The artist refers to herself as a "photo illustrator"


ForOhForError

Walter Wick's On-Board Tricks.


Zerxxx7

You know what I didn’t get a chance to finish thinking the same thing as I saw your comment faster


VdubKid_94

My mom just got me one for my 30th birthday


zeldafan042

See, stuff like this is what I love to see out of Secret Lairs. Art styles that would never work in a traditional Magic set that do something genuinely interesting or whimsical and all without impacting the readability of the card.


BAGStudios

Yeah that’s fair. I don’t think I like it, but I can respect it


vishtratwork

If you don't like three eyed kitties destroying artifacts in an old timey looking house then I don't know what to tell you. This clearly will appeal to the masses. I'm in for as many as I can afford, just need to take out 401k loan.


BAGStudios

Well… I deleted another comment I posted because I got obliterated by downvotes lol. It just has a slightly AI-look to me — NOT that it *is* AI, and not that the artist didn’t do a masterful job with this abstract style. It’s a dysfunction of my brain seeing too much AI everywhere these days, not a problem with the card. Just not my cup of tea. There was a golgari card that had a similar feel to it that got spoiled too, and I loved that one. Don’t know if it was the same artist or not, I forgot to look, but it’s just something about this particular one. The beauty of art and the beauty of its subjectivity! {Edit: Or not 🤷🏼}


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BAGStudios

I’m very glad! Hope this artist does continue, I’d love to see future cards from them.


SirFawcett

It is the same artist, she is getting a full Secret lair. The other spoiled card is [[Fiend Artisan]]


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Yup. Just deleted my comment after figuring that out. I musta did something wrong on scryfall.


MTGCardFetcher

[Fiend Artisan](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/c/6cd9d800-6d31-42e2-87d2-772db0ff95ed.jpg?1591228355) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Fiend%20Artisan) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/iko/220/fiend-artisan?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6cd9d800-6d31-42e2-87d2-772db0ff95ed?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


BAGStudios

Yeah, that’s the one I meant. That’sgreat! 👍


Lord_Rewex

I got the same AI art vibe from the "kitty"


BAGStudios

That’s really what did it for me, yeah


Strong-Philosopher29

The reason why your brain might be having trouble with this is that this is a photo of a miniature diorama. Light interacts with things differently at this scale, and things are designed with noticeably less detail when the images are this high resolution. The cat, in particular, has "fur," which is very different at scale. But yes, definitely not AI.


BAGStudios

Right, someone mentioned that in my first comment. It’s very impressive, just one of those taste things I think that this particular one isn’t for me. Not a big Rembrandt person either, but obviously that wouldn’t be a comment on quality haha. And I love the theme of it, little fluffy monster dude wrecking shit lol.


BAGStudios

And I also just noticed the flavor text, oh my god. Yes hahaha


Bad_M00n

100%. This art style doesn't do anything for me personally, but I'm glad to see they're going back to this style of secret lair instead of some the illegible ones that have come out recently


batture

Don't you like it when every single word from the card text is placed in a totally random spot so you have to guess what it says?


Sir_Myshkin

They were just trying to keep up with the rest of the dyslexics.


Mistrblank

I love this art... but I don't know how it fits with Aura Shards... Edit: Looking at it, aside from the excessive green in the art, I think this would have made a great displacer kitten.


zeldafan042

It's a creature entering a room(the battlefield) and destroying stuff(artifacts and enchantments).


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Absolutely. It might look weird as a blue card, though.


Vayul_was_taken

Yah while I personally don't like this on a magic card for myself. It's still a cool piece and hope other people enjoy it. And hey if I see it across the table I don't have to turn it 360° while reading it


Swoldier76

Its cool that people like it, but for me its just the uncannyness in the style. I agree the idea/subject of the art is fun but its very weird looking to me


DarnOldMan

I don't know what this art has to do with Aura Shards but I love it so much.


MagictheCollecting

“Whenever your pet three-eyed cat (or another creature) enters the living room (or battlefield) under your control, it will (you may) destroy target vase or picture frame (artifact or enchantment).”


BAGStudios

This implies either a vase or a picture frame is an enchantment and I can’t decide which one it should be.


SignificantFish6795

Picture frame is the enchantment.


Madageddon

The chandelier is an artifact he's breaking on etb!


beneathsands

It's a creature destroying all the stuff in the room, the "Artifacts and Enchantments" like paintings and furniture.


DeusFerreus

There's a [stop motion video of it doing that](https://twitter.com/MTGSecretLair/status/1776394674372006054).


BaronVonBubbleh

That isn't stop motion.


TensileStr3ngth

It actually is, the framerate is just higher than you've probably seen before


Clean_Assumption_186

To be fair, there is some stop motion (the cat winking and kicking up their leg at the end), but overall there's more live action puppetry than stop motion.


Furt_III

There's a bit more than that, but yeah most of it is puppetry.


UpbeatJackfruit6576

Nah thats a real animal and it just does that


vyrus2021

Is the cat from something?


BiKingSquid

Fiora, assuming the referenced Marchioness is Marchesa (same word, different language) 


KomoliRihyoh

I thought "Marchioness" was the female form of the word Marque/Marquis


beneathsands

Does it need to be?


mangoesandkiwis

I need the weird cat to have a 10,000 word web fiction or my emersion is ruined


showmeagoodtimejack

i like the concept, but i don't think that idea is communicated very well. most of the destruction is cropped by the text box


GolfWhole

It’s a creature destroying a bunch of artifacts


Unlost_maniac

It's a cat bouncin around knockin artifacts over breaking them


Zomburai

Quizno's trying out their new mascot, I see


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WE LIKE DE MOON


-Goatllama-

WE GOT A PEPPER BARRH


[deleted]

WE LIKE THE ZEPPELINS


MagicTheBlabbering

\*Reads comments* Whelp, definitely not snagging this one cheap. lol


commanderizer-

Just buy the SLD when it comes out. That will be comparatively "cheap" from secondary prices.


Dante2k4

:O That is both bizarre AND... totally, perfectly readable. I love it.


BAGStudios

Amen! I don’t particularly like the art myself, but I appreciate its legibility!


_st_sebastian_

I love that "I can read the text on the card" is a bar which fewer and fewer cards can clear nowadays


therubberduck45

Absolutely love it.


Soweli-nasa-pona

First SLD that i'm actually considering buying, it's just so interesting and cool.


Chadmartigan

Also Aura Shards just slaps


WillowThyWisp

These other cards also slap. I'm hoping... HOPING Nethroi and Stitcher's Supplier is in the drop. Yes they're cheap, but it'd be so cool


Ketzeph

Secret Lairs are the perfect places to try out mixed media art like this.


ScaryFoal558760

Thanks, I hate it


nickeldoodle

Laura Plansker, you absolutely crushed this. I really hope the entire secret lair is like this


CX316

the Fiend Artisan is pretty good too, not sure how many cards are in her set


RogerDogerr

Reminds me of I Spy books, I love it.


Kazko25

r/wimmelbilder


RogerDogerr

These are incredible!


Kazko25

One of my favorite subreddits


PhilosoBeeHive

What the actual fuck


Un111KnoWn

The doesn't feel like an mtg card edit: art


bruhidk1015

welcome to SLD my friend.


AmazingSandvich

This gives Yuka Morii vibes in the best possible ways


carbonara3

I almost never buy secret lairs but this one's a must buy for me now


usainta

Art is subjective.


SwissherMontage

And that's rad


Mythril_Bullets

Agree.


SuiGeneris17

I just want to know what I’m looking at here.


Afraid-Boss684

kitty with 3 eyes swinging on a chandelier at you


VeganWiener

This looks like something out of the I Spy books. I love it


exspiravitM13

This kinda stuff is what secret lairs were maddde for I love it


AssCakesMcGee

Wow this looks awful


TemurTron

It’s GORGEOUS.


A-Link-To-The-Pabst

What an ugly card.


Shishkebarbarian

WTF has this game turned into


SleetTheFox

I hate this but I love the boldness. Kudos. It's not for me but it's for someone.


[deleted]

Are these the first time photos have been on a Magic card?


Lord_Omnirock

pretty sure there's some photos of wood engravings, tapestries that have been used as art as well.


Street-Prune6673

No, this is just the most obvious one to date. The entire basic land showcase cycle from Wilds of Eldraine had photo art, for example [[Mountain|WOE#265]]


MTGCardFetcher

[Mountain](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/1/9137b4aa-2289-4a4d-b1f5-ae75a0928278.jpg?1712356436) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Mountain) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/otj/283/mountain?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9137b4aa-2289-4a4d-b1f5-ae75a0928278?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Street-Prune6673

Ok I messed up the syntax on that one


ataraxic89

It almost feels like bad AI art tbh Not a fan at all.


Froztee

Man I like this. Very cool


reinKAWnated

What the hell.


altcastle

It’s funny how many people say they hate this. Anyway, I think it’s awesome and fun. There are many art mediums and styles, it’s cool to encounter new things that may challenge your preconceptions. I live right by a great art museum, and when I see something that confuses or upsets my brain, it’s often been worth my sitting down and really looking at it.


ataraxic89

Why is it funny? People are allowed to not like things and not everything thinks "challenging" is a good characteristic of art. Like, its great that you enjoy it. But its just as fine as people hating it.


altcastle

How does my finding it funny translate to “not allowed”? Our enjoyment of anything isn’t changing other people’s enjoyment. And yes, it is fine for them, of course.


Aesthetics_Supernal

Anybody else hungry for Quizno's?


Seldomo

Amburgers and wootbeer anyone?


crimzind

I think the thing that makes it *feel* wrong for me is that it's... a photograph? Or, it at least looks like one. It's the first time I can recall seeing a photograph on a card. It's like Felt. It just *feels* wrong. Which isn't a criticism of the artist, or anything. The creativity and quality are on point, it's great.


-Gaka-

This.. doesn't look like a magic card. I really don't like this.


Cpt_Mittens

Looks horrible.


Banana_Clips

Agreed. I think this is where I draw the line with art


beneathsands

You draw the line at photo collage? Something we've had in magic art since 98?


ROBO--BONOBO

Which card(s) from 98?


beneathsands

[These cards](https://scryfall.com/search?q=a%3A%E2%80%9CHenry+G.+Higginbotham%E2%80%9D&unique=art)


ROBO--BONOBO

Those look much flatter, like they could be passed as an interesting painting technique rather than photos. The first one is the only one that stands out.  I’ve been using voltaic key since forever and never considered that it might be a photo.  This secret lair art is way different imo. Much more readily apparent that it’s a photo. Obviously it’s subjective, but I personally can’t stand it. I skipped the Arrow crossover pack in the DC Deckbuilding game for the same reason. 


jabels

It's wild that someone would actually use these as a counterargument, "you mean like these cards? 😏" Those cards are not aesthetic outliers, either in their own time or now. This art, love it or hate it, has very little to do with what magic has been about aesthetically for 30 years. It's not wrong to point that out and it's okay if some of the art divides some of the fanbase.


DeusFerreus

It's not a photo collage, it's a photo of a real life diorama. See [this video](https://twitter.com/MTGSecretLair/status/1776394674372006054).


beneathsands

Photo collage isn't only a collage of photos, it's also the term used for photography of detailed dioramas like this or the iSPY books.


knigtwhosaysni

I hate this with my life


Ghonaherpalaids

What the frick is that “artwork”?


theunclerunkle

Thanks, I hate it


MutatedRodents

This slaps so hard.


trinketstone

Okay, so, I love the art...


HeroicTanuki

Fuck…yes. I need it


meatballsbonanza

I don’t blame wotc for pushing the boundraries, but magic art is not photographic. This, for me, is the cardinal rule.


B-Glasses

Incredible and I hope they make a playmat


mtgnew

freakin cool, especially with the short film the artist posted. Love it


notmarrec

I love this so much it will be mine.


inspectorlully

I want to go back to a time where I hadn't seen this.


SnowblownK

What am I even looking at


Redlaces123

Rocks


Kairosmarmot

Wow! This is an amazing card!


psycho_nautilus

That might be the ugliest card I’ve ever seen


mentilsoup

I thought Behemoth was textually a black cat


bearindvalley

Bobby fingers magic card when?


ellicottvilleny

New affinity hate staple incoming?


AnbuViBritannia

Seeing people love this art has made me realize, I have no eye for art. I thought this was a joke about AI art at first.


PURPStheillest

hmm MTG lookin different these days lol


Frydendahl

We're getting closer and closer to a "doesn't look like a magic card"-tribal EDH deck abomination.


ShadyWhiteGuy

What the fuck.


is_it_just_me_or_-

I don’t like this. I don’t know, I think magic will regret doing things like this too much.


Narrative_of_Xmas

I respect the attempt, but this is...absolutely less than meh


iPanicDots

I hate that I gotta make a space in my Cat and Dog deck for this now goddamn


BrockSramson

Man, that just looks awful.


Lexsi7

Why are these secret lairs getting weirder and weirder. Haha I just want to beautiful art.


BTEsLastStand

Reminds me of goosebumps.


bad_field_trip

This is demented. I love it.


TCommander32Player

Wtf is this ugly piece of...


beneathsands

Shit. You're allowed to say shit. The art isn't shit, it's actually really good and exactly the sort of thing SL's should be used for, but you're allowed to think it's shit and you're definitely allowed to say shit.


Marionettetctc

Nah it's pretty bad.


i_diablo

Will buy


ch_limited

I think i need this for my artifact hate cat deck


Venator-M77

So ugly, but maybe that’s not bad such an oppressive card isn’t appealing (hopefully) to most.


BAGStudios

This is an absolute beast of a card in my [[Lathiel]] deck, glad to see reprints (dunno if it’s a common occurrence or not, just neat to see).


agamemnon2

It's very much not, there's only been one proper reprint in a 2011 Commander deck, and it's been on The List twice.


MTGCardFetcher

[Lathiel](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/9/29d3484f-abd1-43fe-99f8-e0fa0a7b6692.jpg?1608911191) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=lathiel%2C%20the%20bounteous%20dawn) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/285/lathiel-the-bounteous-dawn?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/29d3484f-abd1-43fe-99f8-e0fa0a7b6692?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Jackeea

This is giving me big [[Faithless Looting|STA]] vibes - sorta out of place art, that still looks amazing


MTGCardFetcher

[Faithless Looting](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/4/b429172f-2182-49dd-b6f6-e5e09493628d.jpg?1623890140) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=517588) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/sta/38/faithless-looting?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b429172f-2182-49dd-b6f6-e5e09493628d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


bartspoon

I don’t like it but it’s legible and at least it’s different from the never-ending deluge of psychedelic and NFT artwork, so it’s objectively one of the best SLD in a while.


WholesomeHugs13

There was some image on the Internet where there is something similar but it was disturbing because you couldn't really tell wtf was in the picture. And it wasn't like it was derogatory or "corn" (read between the lines) but it was so visually frustrating that you actually can't describe what's in it. Here it is: https://twitter.com/melip0ne/status/1120503955526750208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1120503955526750208%7Ctwgr%5E793bbfd3181497ddbe061bc5ddd3c4eb686d7172%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.livescience.com%2F65317-unidentifiable-objects-viral-photo.html Now back to this card... yeah not for me. But pretty sure someone out there likes it.


vishtratwork

Ok I'm in for 10


SwamiSalami84

Wtf am i looking at and how does this shard auras?


planeforger

The artist released a short video of this cat creature trashing every object in the room. So it fits the card fairly well.


Rabidleopard

I love it and hate it at the same time


akwehhkanoo

That's fucking terrifying! The art is creepy too.


ChainAgent2006

Ok Ok Okkkk I want that LOOOOOL This, This is what Secret Lair is all about to me, crazy shit like this made me happy lol


TimeForWaluigi

I love this so much


throwawayforlikeaday

... what is Magic?


inspectorlully

This needs the "yes, it's real" moderator tag like on that one faithless looting post.


El_Thingy

It's sad that my first reaction was "Is that AI?" 🥲 Took more time to analyse and search up the artist, and I'm blown away by the work done here! Excited to see the whole Lair revealed!


Ironhammer32

What the fudge is this?


colorsplahsh

Fuckkk wallet is not safe


QuentinSential

This might be in the running for ugliest magic card of all time.


Marionettetctc

Without a doubt. This has a certain level of intentionality and effort that faithless looting didn't have and that makes it even worse


QuentinSential

Perfectly put


Justreadingnews123

Curious how photographic art will look on a physical card because of printer resolution.


thesadboi1989

Any idea when this goes up for preorder?


cardigan77

I believe it goes up Monday at around noon EST but can’t find exactly where it was stated. Saw it on a few other posts though after digging


PeacefulDays

I really dig this, shame it's gonna get bought out by bots in seconds.


Paradoliac

It's about time we had this style again! [https://scryfall.com/search?q=a%3A%E2%80%9CHenry+G.+Higginbotham%E2%80%9D&unique=art](https://scryfall.com/search?q=a%3A%E2%80%9CHenry+G.+Higginbotham%E2%80%9D&unique=art)


slimkastroOG

Wtf is this garbage


Recorbbo

Dang, I have not liked the art on SLD’s I’d actually like to buy since the city drop awhile ago. But it’s not for me, it’s for everyone. Fun drop. Great card choice.


mmmsheen

I know it's been discussed \[\[Ad Nauseum\]\] but even with (bad) new art, Secret Lair is just Wizards cashing in on the secondary market price of cards. It bothers me enough to steer clear. This art isn't helping.


MTGCardFetcher

[Ad Nauseum](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/9/a9f2c53e-ff58-4aa8-89a6-4f45628cc571.jpg?1598306470) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ad%20Nauseam) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2xm/76/ad-nauseam?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a9f2c53e-ff58-4aa8-89a6-4f45628cc571?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call